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heterorealism · 2 months
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instantromannoodles · 7 months
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Some Sides Tumblr post I made
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viktor-kraken · 7 days
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When you and your partners moral compasses don’t align
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azenighty · 22 days
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Decided to draw this scene between these two old men:
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but as humans :D!
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Loved drawing this, very fun indeed! I did change Alastor's hair cuz it just weirded me out giving him straight hair- so I decided to make it wavy and gave him an undercut since he has one in the show which it looks absolutely h o r r i r f y i n g- BUT nonetheless 😅 I still love his character xd
Dad beat Dad is an amazing fukin episode-
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schmoyoho · 10 months
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threads is wild
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themoonisreal · 15 days
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Just posted Chapter 2 of "Panic" (part 6 of 'Divorced Dads' - my radioapple series)
I'm on a roll...I deeeefinitely have a problem. FYI, the characters might still be slightly ooc, but I really do hope you enjoy! Let me know what you think (or don't).
Hoping to post the final chapter sometime this weekend.
Summary:
Alastor is struggling with the slew of conflicting thoughts and feelings swirling around in his head. Unable to decipher them and come up with a viable solution on his own, he goes to see Rosie. Perhaps she can help him resolve this ridiculous predicament he's gotten himself into.
Other fics in the ‘Divorced Dads’ series:
Oh, Holy Light
Affliction of the Heart
Partners in Thyme
Lucifer's Lonely Hearts Club - Members : 1
Madness
@themoonisreal on AO3
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tiredvampire92 · 1 year
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I don’t know if this has already been done with them but omg I had to do it, it’s purely their energy.
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unorthodoxx-page · 1 year
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Human Divorced Dad au snippet
Posting this here because I also posted it on my twitter.  This is a snippet of the Divorced dad au I’m working on.  It’s rough but this is a fluff scene.  The whole story will be in Draxums POV.  I’m planning for one really long chapter. Note: This will include human tots as well
(Twist in Fate)
Draxum leans against the van and takes another long drag of his cigarette and checks the time again.  Lou's looking for a fight if he’s not here in the next ten minutes.   A loud, obnoxious honk pulls his attention and he looks to see a beat-up SUV turning into the parking lot.  Draxum rolls his eyes and flicks the still-smoking cigarette away in irritation.  Finally.  The SUV pulls in dangerously close to him, but he doesn’t flinch.  Instead, Draxum rolls his eyes at the theatrics.
Lou jumps out of the car but doesn’t say anything.  Draxum takes in his flashy appearance.  He tries not to sneer at the form-fitting jeans paired with a tailored dress shirt that’s unbuttoned practically to the man's navel.  Typical.
“You’re late.”
Lou just gives him the finger and opens the back passenger door.  The screams of children fill the parking lot and Draxum feels his shoulders loosen at the sound.  The boys come out one by one in all their color-coded glory until the toddlers are lined up beside the SUV, all except one.  Lou carries the sleeping boy and slides the door closed with a kick.   Lou walks toward him with a scowl, “Purple’s sick.  His medicine is in the bag.”
“Donatello.” Draxum corrects but he’s already reaching out.
“Purple,”  Lou says.  He settles the boy into Draxums outstretched arms.  “Also, Orange is a dinosaur this week, and he’ll eat nothing but dino nuggets.”
Draxum glances down at the boy with a raised eyebrow.  Michelangelo stumbles forward on wobbly legs, his arms outstretched above him with fingers curling into dangerous claws.
“Rawr!”  
Draxum smiles.  “How fearsome.”
Lou turns back to the car with Leonardo stuck to his heels.  The little boy keeps a tight grip on the flair of Lou’s pants and a thumb in his mouth.  Draxum frowns, “Isn’t he too old to be doing that?”
Lou looks down at the kid.  “Blue is fine.  He does that when he’s scared.”
“‘M not scared!”
Lou opens the back of the van.  “Of course not Baby Blue.  Now be a big boy and take your bag.”
Lou places the blue monstrosity before the toddler, but Leonardo refuses to let go.  Instead, the boy lifts his arm and indicates the open space with a nod.  Lou sighs and sets the bag between Leonardo's elbow and chest and the boy squeezes it tightly so it doesn’t fall. 
Draxum watches Lou pull out three other colorful backpacks and adjusts the sleeping boy in his arms.  He listens to the hitched little breathes and feels the back of Donatello's neck.  He’s warm, but not dangerously so, probably just a cold.  He winces when a dull pain shoots up his leg.  He looks down to see Michelangelo gnawing at his leg.  “No biting Michelangelo.”
“Orange.”
“Are you going to keep calling them that to spite me?”
The trunk slams shut and Draxum curses.  He shouldn’t have said anything.  
“What should I call them, Draxum.”
It’s not a question.  Draxum's jaw clenches under Lou’s hard stare.  (add here)
He looks away, “Call them what you want.”
Lou snorts and goes to the front of the van.  He pulls out his phone and a folder.  “Here are their schedules for the week.  I will call every day to check and speak with them, and don’t let Purple convince you he gets a cookie for being sick.”
Draxum grabs the folder and tucks it under his arm.  The men stare at each other, neither willing to go beyond pleasantries.  Lou turns and sinks down to his knees.  “Alright, boys.  I’ll be back to pick you up Saturday.”  He looks to Raphael, “promise.”
The boys nod and Lou opens his arms.  “One last hug for your Dad!”
Michelangelo pulls his teeth from Draxum’s leg to throw himself into Lou’s embrace and the other two follow.  Lou pulls them in tight, before yelping, “Orange!  What have I said about the biting!”
“No bite!” The boy grins.
Lou smiles, face soft, before handing the boys their respective backpacks.  Michelangelo grabs his bag before stomping back towards Draxum.  The little boy makes his own sound effects and Draxum’s face warms.  “What dinosaur are you supposed to be again?”
Leonardo whines and pulls at Lou’s leg, “He doesn’t know dinos, Dad!”
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conurecc · 1 year
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elon musk: billionaire divorced dad kanye west: billionaire divorced dad donald trump: billionaire divorced dad
i'm starting to see a pattern here 🤔
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luna-maximoff-22 · 3 months
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Children of divorce be like:
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heterorealism · 3 months
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instantromannoodles · 11 months
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spookednsaucy · 6 months
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Patiently waiting for a photo of the crust🧍‍♀️
Apologies here you go:
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This is my son, we're sharing custody at the moment but he seems to be coping well
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asturlavi · 2 years
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let them kiss. please
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rebuildingrob · 6 months
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If I lost all of my possessions
What would you do if you lost all your possessions? Those of us who are of a certain age have probably been faced with this question more often than we realize. To my fellow Gen Xers out there, and even any baby boomers who might be reading this, did you ever notice than in most sitcoms of the 70s and 80s, virtually every TV family experienced a fire in their homes? There are even TV trove…
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themoonisreal · 16 days
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Just posted "Madness" (part 5 of my 'Divorced Dads' radioapple series)!
This one was a little challenging to write. But I have to give myself some grace because I was sick this past weekend. So here it is, even with its flaws.
Anyways, I hope you enjoy and let me know what you think!
Summary:
Alastor might actually be losing his mind. In the week following Movie Night, Lucifer has exploited every opportunity under the sun to touch Alastor…and Alastor doesn’t understand why. At first, they were casual, little things that could be brushed off as accidental, but they’ve been escalating to the point where Alastor can no longer excuse them as simple absentmindedness. Whyis this happening? And why is Alastor having unexplained physiological symptoms? His patience grows thin as he struggles to find answers all while he and Lucifer seem to keep meeting unexpectedly.
Other fics in the ‘Divorced Dads’ series:
Oh, Holy Light
Affliction of the Heart
Partners in Thyme
Lucifer's Lonely Hearts Club - Members : 1
@themoonisreal on AO3
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