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Benjamin Dambielle - Dieux Du Stade
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hugo southwell for dieux du stade's 2010 calendar
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There was no greater time to be alive than at the start of the French rugby calendar
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Dieux Du Stade, 2017
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François Rousseau Dieux du Stade
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ignacio mieres for dieux du stade's 2010 calendar
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tennessoui · 2 years
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Just saw a post about the Jedi selling calendars with (mostly) naked pictures (you know, like firefighter calendars or Les Dieux du Stade) to make money after the war and uuuuuuuh, thoughts ? (Or a ficlet, I’m not picky 😜)
(Fun fact: I’m asexual and don’t care at all for naked people, but I am obsessed with the idea of naked jedi lol (that’s the Star Wars brainrot I guess))
Ooo ok so the Jedi need money and also to enhance their public image post war because although they won and revealed the Sith to be behind it all, Palpatine was still able to spread some pretty negative Jedi rumors
So obviously the choice is several different types of calendars for every sort of person, ranging from cute animal companion pictures (the general Kenobi and Boga, for instance, Kit Fisto and fishes), to daily life around the Temple pictures, to young knights on their first mission pictures, and then finally. Someone suggests a “tastefully nude” calendar
When Anakin isn’t asked to sit for this one, he’s offended and (like Palpatine taught him) certain that this is because the Jedi Council doesn’t like or respect him and doesn’t even see him as a real Jedi
So he brings it up because he knows these feelings shouldn’t be ignored or else they’ll fester and last time that almost led to the end of the Republic, so you know. Fool me once, etc etc
But Obi-Wan is quick to say that he’s got the complete wrong idea and that it might actually be Obi-Wan’s fault that Anakin wasn’t asked—he’d thought Anakin wouldn’t want to sell his body like that, not even in a fun way given his past as someone’s property in order for them to make money , and the council had agreed quickly after that.
And anakin is really very touched especially when Obi-Wan tells him he’s not sitting for any photos either 🥺
That is, until the calendar comes out and there’s his dirty rotten liar of a master as Mr. Star Wars July
(“Technically I didn’t sit for it,” Obi-Wan says in an attempt to ward off his anger with both hands raised. Anakin is definitely angry because every time he looks down at Mr. July and sees nude Obi-Wan, he’s torn between arousal and anger and anger is easier to deal with. “Look at the hair, dear one—“ (which patch of hair???) “they already just had that somewhere, probably got it off the holonet, you were still my padawan when that was taken.”)
(As far as defenses go, it’s pretty weak. Anakin hangs the calendar in their quarters but it’s always on Mr. Star Wars July)
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Dieux du Stade calendar 2010
The Evans brothers Thom and Max.
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J’suis l'alpha mal, l'odieux du stade Plus violent qu’Furiani J’l'ai ouverte : ma bouche-rie
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Grateful for the cathartic power of extreme violence ♥
(Translation attempt under the cut)
J’suis l’alpha mal → I am evil supreme (Mal and mâle (male) are homophones, making alpha male and evil supreme synonymous.)
L’odieux du stade → L’odieux (odious, heinous) is pronounced nearly the same as les Dieux (the gods) ; Les Dieux du Stade (the stadium’s Gods) being an annual, erotic photoshoot of French rugbymen.
Plus violent qu’Furiani → More violent than Furiani (reference to the collapse of Furiani’s stadium, Corsica, that caused 18 deaths and more than 2000 injured in 1992)
J’l’ai ouverte : ma bouche-rie → I’ve opened it : my mouth laughs (Rie is here gramatically incorrect, as to laugh in 3rd person singular would be rit. But bouche-rie when the “-” is removed (boucherie) means butcher’s shop, or slang for slaughter. A more in-context translation would then be “I’ve started it : my slaughter”.
Not a professional translator... Just trying to shed light on the lyrics meaning. It’s all play on words and homophones, making the understanding of it all tedious for non-Frenchspeakers.
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Italian rugby player Mauro Bergamasco. From Dieux Du Stade 2007, by far the best year.
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