Me, at work: God I wanna write. I'm desperate to write. Maybe I'll just write down a few paragraphs... hehe, so evil writing at work.
Me, when I have time in my house: *brain plays elevator music as I'm staring at an open google doc*
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Chell being flustered?
"I can't believe what my optic is seeing. The dangerous mute lunatic is blushing? I'll have to add this to your file: can get flustered, turns as red as a turrets eye. How ridiculous."
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Here you go internet! If you want this, this was a helpful thing for me to make! (Just ignore the eyes for step 3 and the feet/hands- this was a while ago, they kinda suck-)
Dialogue under the cut
Art tips to help you IMPROVE
Heads
-Made up of shapes and guidelines
-Drawing heads from scratch is hard, don't hurt yourself. Use the guidelines and shapes for help :)
2. Eyes
-They are NOT stickers! They are three dimensional objects and deserve respect
-Another thing you can do is use a rhombus. But that is a style choice.
(You can add eyelashes now <3)
(I'm just too lazy)
3. Nose
-While hard, it is important to remember a good nose shape. It doesn't need to be overly complicated.
-Not everyone has the same nose shape, so make sure to change the variation depending on the person.
4. Mistakes
-They. Will. Happen. Just because you make a mistake doesn't mean you're a terrible artist. Just means you're learning. Like a NORMAL HUMAN. Don't attack the mistake, let yourself learn. It's okay to have mistakes. It's art, not the cure for cancer.
5. Ears
-Ears can vary a lot. Some shapes work better than others. For pointy ears, triangles, obviously. Regular ears, squares or circles, or a half a heart.
(I personally draw downwards ears like this)
-Draw how you want. But make sure it IS proportional.
6. Body
-LEARN ANATOMY. Drawing bodies is near impossible if you don't know basic anatomy. Here are a few things that are a MUST KNOW.
1. The chest should be about two heads long
2. The torso is more triangular, while the waist is like a home plate from baseball
3. The forearm should be just a little longer than the bicep
4. The thigh should be about the same length as the calf
7. Hands
-Annoyingly difficult, but can be done using the simple shapes
-Shapes needed: (shapes are listed on paper)
-Not gonna lie, this hand is a bad example, BUT, try to make sure that the fingers are generally the same length as the palm.
8. Feet
-Not going to do toe beans, but in boots
-The shape (arrow is pointing to shape) can be used for the foot of a boot from the front.
-This (arrow is pointing to shape) can be used for the side and 3/4's look (just flip is for the other side)
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Hi! I know you specialize in second beat songs, but I don't know anyone else who does shitpost music.
I want a song that uses Gary Jules' "Mad World" instrumentals, but the lyrics are from something wildly against the genre. Thoughts? What lyrics would you mash that with? I was thinking Rebecca Black's "Friday" would suit the tempo, but idk. What do you/your followers think?
normally I don't really go in for mashup requests (I get a lot of them, and I don't make mashups very often), but I immediately had an idea because of this and so I had to make it
new mashup drops at 9pm ET tomorrow
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Imagine waking up early to watch a cartoon special that had been advertised for weeks. You're excited because it's the biggest cartoon crossover in history. I'm talking ninja turtles, looney toons, Muppets and chipmunks just to name a few. Than you tune on and they proceed to spend the next 22 minutes being a bunch of narcs.
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When I got BotW for the first time on the WiiU, I had only watched bits of the later game at that point. When on the Great Plateau, I had somehow not realized I didn't have the paraglider and just. Jumped off the tower. Most embarrassing part was I did this multiple times.
Ah yes, a popular death.
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