When you are a six year old kid and your mother jumped from a tower to join your father out at sea because some scary murderers killed the whole town for a shiny rock, and now you are under the care of said murderers with your brother but they are busy so you decided to roleplay the death of your great-great-grandfather (who is also said murderers' half-uncle).

WHAT THE *** PROFESSOR??? Like, really, when you stop to think about it, the Silm can be EXTREMELY weird...

But then I can draw cute babies so, I'm not complaining that much...