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splicedm0th · 20 days

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The REAL bioshock plot 2K and Ken Levine has been hiding from YOU‼️‼️‼️

#bioshock #bioshock meme #sander cohen #andrew ryan #diane mcclintock #jasmine jolene

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arsont-t · 23 days

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Hear me out, the bioshock cast but they are all working in a corporation (Andrew's) and it's a "the office" like romcom/sitcom.

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cardboard-aliens · 1 year

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BS1 mood

#bioshock #brigid tenenbaum #jasmine jolene #julie langford #diane mcclintock #anna culpepper #anya andersotter #cardboard cutouts #alien anecdotes

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booker-dimwit · 2 months

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idk about you guys but I fucking love Diane McClintock. I get she's a vaguely unimportant side character with (3) audio diaries but I just really like her. raptures silliest girl 😆😆😆

#matthewisms #bioshock #diane mcclintock

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wastokins · 6 months

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Just for a change of pace, wrote a Bioshock fic! For BioFluff Week 2023!

I present - "The Long Con!"

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| Likes & Reblogs very much appreciated! |

AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/51300115

Wattpad: https://www.wattpad.com/1394664883

FF: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/14294681

#fanfic #fanfiction #bioshock #bioshock fanfic #bioshock fanfiction #atlas #atlas bioshock #diane mcclintock #tenenbaum #brigid tenenbaum #zedd's writings #biofluff 2023 #biofluff

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jamisonwritestf2trash · 9 months

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We need to talk about Diane McClintok and how amazing she is.

#bioshock #Diane McClintock #i love her #shes raptures best citizen #fuck andrew ryan by the way #how do you not have time for HER?#like im gay but i still would drop everything for her 🫶🏻

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purecalcium66 · 3 months

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bioshock "Rapture" novel character looks study. Those characters are really cool!

oh hell i misspeled explosion, sorry, anyway

trigger warning: burn and explosion scars

uncensored version under the cut

poor Diane :(

(she was really fun to draw though)

#bioshock #bioshock novel #bioshock rapture #calcite art #diane mcclintock #brigid tenenbaum #jack wynand #bill mcdonaugh #elaine mcdonaugh #biodogs #bioshock redgrave #bioshock karlosky #hehe bioshock what a silly game

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hellshire-harlot · 2 months

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”I thought Andrew Ryan was a great man. I was a fool.”

Diane McClintock Moodboard for @hello-helloin-there

#Bioshock #Moodboard #aesthetic #Bioshock Moodboards #Diane McClintock #I love her she’s such a cool character. She would have made a better protagonist for BaS than Liz #As much as I love Elizabeth I feel like it would have been super fun for Diane to be the protagonist #Like you play through the game and ofc you know Atlas is a fake. But throughout the campaign are some slight discrepancies that #imply that maybe this is a different universe than BS1. Maybe just maybe things can turn out right.#Maybe Atlas is real. And then in the end you die anyway. Because there is no universe where Rapture has a happy ending.

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wedielikekings · 1 year

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#bioshock #bioshock 2 #andrew ryan #diane mcclintock #bioshock meme

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wallflowerimagines · 11 months

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YOU WRITE FOR BIOSHOCK??? PLS CAN WE GET DATE HEADCANONS FOR DIANE MCCLINTOCK I CAN TREAT HER SO MUCH BETTER THAN RYAN

GOOD!!!! YOU HAVE MY BLESSING!!!!

Warnings: 18+ suggestive implications, borderline cheating? I mean it's implied cucking of Andrew Ryan as he simultaneously gets dumped over the phone because I think it's funny 🤷

Diane McClintock First Date Headcannons

First things first: Andrew Ryan is a sonofabitch

Unfortunately, he is the exact type of sonofabitch that could prey on someone like Diane McClintock.

Diane has been raised a certain way that primed her for this Trainwreck of a relationship. Women are to be seen and not heard, and to be loved is the same thing as being taken care of. Andrew Ryan, despite his emotional distance, did take care of her.

The Bastard Founder of Rapture kept her at his beck and call for physical needs, and occasionally called her so that he could rant about his problems, but their relationship was never equal. Ryan wouldn't have wanted that, but the real tragedy is that Diane didn't think she needed it.

After all, Ryan was a visionary. A great man! He was fascinating, passionate and driven, and let Diane of all people witness his thought process and listen to him. When he wasn't thinking about Rapture, he might even take her out to dinner, at at that dinner give her a full set of diamond jewelry -- tennis bracelet included, of course! -- just because it would make her eyes sparkle. Wasn't that respect? Wasn't that love?

And he was so stressed all the time, so worried about the success and the future of Rapture... All Diane had to do was be supportive. She felt silly asking for more.

(No matter how empty she felt.)

So when you come along and actually engage with her intellectually? Oh, Diane is already halfway in love with you.

She's a smart cookie, and you actually acknowledge that. When you first met her, she was busy drinking her sorrows away at some high society party. And instead of using a sleazy pick up line, or offering to get her drunker, you recognize her as Ryan's partner and start to engage with her ABOUT RAPTURE.

Not just planning and infrastructure, but the philosophy behind the city. Did she come to the city for it's libertarian ideals? What are her thoughts on objectivism? Did she think it was even reasonable to build a city under the sea?

She can't remember the last time someone engaged with her so authentically. And you're not mindlessly agreeing with every point she makes either! You actually argue with Diane if you disagree with anything she says.

AND YOU LET HER DISAGREE WITH YOU. Diane is floored. She can't remember a time when she hasn't been pressured to agree with whomever she's speaking with, even simple acquaintances. (Again FUCK ANDREW RYAN)

The more you speak with her, the more you're drawn in, and the feeling is very much mutual. You ask for her opinion on everything, and you actually take her thoughts into account.

Your motivations are your own but they all boiled down to a simple truth--Diane is a gorgeous woman and you wanted to engage with her. She was fascinating, an everyman's intellectual (meant in the most flattering way possible). She's the sort of star worth approaching.

Diane can easily pick up on your genuine interest. The best part is that not only do you see HER as a whole person, but you're also great to talk to. You're funny! Interesting! Engaging! ....And very, very cute.

By the end of the night, you've burrowed into her brain. Diane is determined to see you again.

Despite the looming specter of Andrew Ryan hovering over you both, she asks you to dinner. Not a Date but... A "Talk".

A talk is innocent enough! Why not?

Your "Talk" is quite simple: a few days later, in a small booth at the back of a mid-tier restaurant where the two of you have enough privacy to speak about whatever crosses your mind.

However, when you show up, Diane is already there... Absolutely Dressed. To. Kill.

Something makes her want to really impress you, and not JUST with what she has to say. So when she tugs you down into the booth and starts chatting with you excitedly, she's also trying to get your every aspect of your focus.

Diane knows how to look her best, what angles of light flatter her features the most, and just the right movements that draw attention to just the right places.

When you look down, she crosses and uncrosses her legs, the slit of her dress separating in the most tantalizing way. She draws your attention to her lips, tilts her head to expose the column of her throat, gestures her fingers in such a way that forces your gaze to follow her neckline and keep going...

And as intellectual as you are, and as much as you might have been drawn in by her opinions... it's, uh, REALLY hard to be immune to that kind of attention.

(To a woman who wants to be heard just as much as she wants to be wanted, your flustered gaze and distracted rambling is everything she hoped it would be ❤️)

At the end of the night, Diane's heartbeat is loud enough that she can hear it in her ears. She's not a love at first sight kind of gal, but she is a big believer in The Spark of Chemistry going on between you both.

It's already a better start than any relationship she's ever had before.

It's not that hard for her to convince you to head back to her penthouse for a nightcap, and from there the conversation continues, toeing the line into addressing the palpable tension between you.

With you beside her on her settee, Diane talks to you honestly about her present and future, about giving up a life of comfort, about how Andrew defined freedom and how trapped she felt within that narrative... and she wonders at the stab of pain in her chest at the understanding smile on your face as you get up and offer to leave.

Diane pulls you back down into a searing kiss that has you borderline delirious. Her choice is obvious. You are NOT complaining. 💖

...And then her private phone rings. The exclusive line. Ryan.

Unhooking the phone, Diane puts a finger to her lips with a grin, and you match her mischief immediately, moving your attention elsewhere.

You're pressing kisses into her neck, marking up her skin with teeth and tongue and moving down, down, down as Diane breathlessly twirls the phone cord in her free hand.

"Andrew? What a coincidence, I was just about to ring you," She lets out a giggling sigh as your hand slides up her thigh, bunching her dress just above her waist, "We need to talk..."

#first date Headcannons #first date #bioshock #BioShock Diane McClintock #diane mcclintock #diane mcclintock x reader #bioshock x reader #bioshock headcannons #Ryan getting dumped by Diane while she gets pampered might be my new kink #he absolutely ends the call rock hard and questioning a lot of things #someone dom him back to sanity #not me #but someone has to do it #also got a little flowery in the middle but whatcha gonna do

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something-in-the-seas · 1 year

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I said I was gonna do it, but here it is… The Bioshock Sexywoman Poll

If you did the Bioshock Sexyman poll, you know how this is gonna work but here’s the schedule:

Day 1

- Tenenbaum vs. Elizabeth

- Diane vs. Grace

- Anya Andersdottir vs. Mariska Lutz

- Daisy vs. Esther

Day 2

- Lamb vs. Rosalind

- Jasmine vs. Lady Comstock

- Julie vs. Tasha

- Pearl vs. Hattie

And so on. Semi-finals will have to be a three-way poll because there are simply not enough female characters and I really tried making this even…

Polls open in two hours!

#bioshock #bioshock 2 #bioshock seggsywoman poll #brigid tenenbaum #elizabeth comstock #diane mcclintock #grace holloway #sofia lamb #rosalind lutece

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mlnmo · 1 year

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silly headcanon but i think jack would have picked dianes surname at the end of bioshock, lemme tell you why

Wynand was his fake memories name. Ryan is a piece of shit. Jolene, though tragic and sympathetic, still sold him as an embryo

Tenenbaum is a great option, but while she came to respect him, jack was more of a means to an end to save the little sisters

So why diane if they never even met?

I think jack would empathize with her a lot. Someone who had their worldview shattered, was thrown in a middle of a war between two men who couldnt give less of a shit about the lives they ruin, and got betrayed by someone they thought they could trust. Both manipulated by the same man

Yeah, i know thats basically the story of every citizen of rapture who eventually got spliced; but it was dianes story that jack listened to the end. It was her ghosts in the halls of rapture he saw

Someone like him, who tried his best to do what they believed in

#jack wynand #bioshock #jack ryan #Diane McClintock

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cardboard-aliens · 1 year

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#bioshock #bioshock infinite #jasmine jolene #anna culpepper #julie langford #anya andersdotter #mariska lutz #diane mcclintock #lady comstock #cardboard cutouts #alien anecdotes #THIS IS NOT A TOURNEY BTW im just excited about having polls #also there are others you could argue to include blah blah blah its whatever dont get in a twist about it

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booker-dimwit · 19 days

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i think jasmine and diane have a lot of potential as a couple..yes i love jasmine and brigid and any other ships like that but just consider it

#.txt #Benny's bs #ramblings #bioshock #bioshock textposts #jasmine jolene #diane mcclintock #girlbosses enacting revenge on the men that ruined their lives #and looking good doing it #date idea: we kill our ex boyfriend and dismantle Rapture's current ruling hierarchy

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