#dhnfkcjfjc crying again but this time out of laughter I just | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

ihatebnha · 2 years

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Bro, even Zeke it's a little better. Eren couldn't give you head like Zeke can.

BEVEMDBNEMDHEDJELDJOXNDMJ THIS MADE ME DJRBJDJF LITERALLY GONNA HET THIS TATTOOED ON ME!!!!!!! the man even has a beard for Christ sakes and he’s still that much better!!!

Dude literally eats you out every single night like it’s his daily melatonin while eren puppy-licks you out every other Friday only after he gets clowned by the bros at his boys-only jam sesh.

DUNNO ABT U BUT I KNOW WHO MY 😺 WOULD CHOOSE!!!

#me: sitting here moping about my kittens #this: stuns me into such submission that I am forced to respond #thank u for breaking the spell #I can’t even express to you how … how… this is truly making me lose my mind #like you know it’s bad when zeke gives better brain than him #dhnfkcjfjc crying again but this time out of laughter I just #LMAOOO #zeke has issues but would I let him woo me? yeah.#yeah.#I know he’s into girls who hate him too god *slaps self on head*#don’t do this to me anon #ur right tho and I’m glad u said it #ask #anon #caitie chats #fave

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