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Some Destiel incorrect quotes
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AU: Where Dean and Cas are "secretly" dating, but really they just want to mess with Sam and see how long it takes for him to find out.
Sam, bursting through the door: I know you two are having sex
Dean, laying in his bed eating a burger, while Cas is sitting next to him: We are? Cas, why didnt you tell me? I would have put my burger down.
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DESTIEL WATCHING CARS
castiel: *looks at the movie quietly trying to figure out how cars world works bc "they're cars why do they need taxis?"*
dean: do you think i could be an animated version of baby? i mean, you could be an animated version of your pimpmobile and i could be baby, we could be like those cars, ramone and flo
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Dean : I think I’m coming down with something. I’ve been so nauseous lately
Jack, seriously : Maybe you’re pregnant.
*they sit there in silence for a moment*
Castiel : *Visibly panicking Flying away*
Dean :
Jack : hun?
Later, Dean talking to Sam
Dean : I don’t know who’s the bigger idiot. Jack for suggesting that, or Castiel because he almost had a panic attack.
Sam dying of laughter : oH mY gOD!
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Dean: *does something very stupid, something very, very stupid*
Castiel: Ah, regrettably, that is the love of my life.
Sam: Ah, regrettably, that is my brother.
Bobby: Ah, regrettably, that is my child.
John: Ah -
Castiel, Sam, Bobby: Shut the fuck up John. No one cares.
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Charlie: Hey Dean, what's the colour of Cas' hair?
Dean: Oh, inky black like the darkest night, and has a slight sheen that reminds me of a raven's obsidian feathers, and when the sun bounces off-
Charlie: Mm-hmm. What's the colour of Sam's hair?
Dean: Brown.
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Petition to add straight disclaimers to the Destiel scenes just to avoid making the angry inclined audiences uncomfortable.
Castiel: "I killed two angels this week. Those are my brothers. I'm hunted, I rebelled, and I did it, all of it, for you..... but in a straight way."
Castiel: I need you (looks at dean), but not in a gay way.... I need all of you.
Balthazar: i think you have me confused with the other angel, the one in the dirty trench coat whose in love with you... figuratively of course.
Castiel: You changed me Dean, I love you... your my purley platonic baby daddy, fist bump it out bro.
I think we can all agree Supernatural is one of the most 'dudes just being bros' shows out there. With absolutley no confusing homoeroticism simmering under the surface. I think these changes would help show that despite all the outcry, at the end of the day, Castiel was just a lil angel who gave up everything, and changed the entire world to make a random dude happy... in the straightest possible way.
Thank you.
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Dean: Who the fuck-
Castiel: Language!
Dean: Whom the fuck-
Castiel: No.
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Dean, looking through his clothes: Has anyone seen my top?
Sam: Cas's in the kitchen.
Team free will incorrect quotes part one?
From a incorrect quote generator
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Dean: y’know some people are like slinky’s
Cas: what are you talking about
Dean: they just make you smile when they fall down the stairs
Cas: Dean… what did you do?
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Sam and Cas, after finishing a hunt on an abandoned warehouse, surrounded by dead vampires:
Sam: We need to torch the bodies
Cas, agreeing: We should just torch the place down. Alright, give me your flamethrower.
Sam, confused: What are you talking about?
Cas: Dont you carry one always?
Sam: Have you ever met a human hunter before?
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Dean, answering the phone while braiding Claire´s hair: Dean´s baby sitting service extroardinary
Cas, putting him on speaker, while watching Sam pile the vampires: Hey, its me, beloved. Quick question, do you always carry a flamethrower with you?
Dean: Of course I do, what am I, some kind of animal? I never leave the Bunker without it
(To this day, neither Sam nor Cas are willing to say what happened next, but the result was a black eyed on Cas and burn marks on Sam)
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my ships as incorrect quotes
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Peter: Magoo, where's my phone?
Matt: I'll call it for you
*phone plays Careless Whisper*
Matt:
Peter:
Peter: Matt I can explain put tHE CLUB DOWN-
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Will: Jail is no fun. I'll tell you that much.
Hannibal: Oh, in Monopoly?
Will, completely serious: No.
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Fyodor: I went through an entire character arc during quarantine
Fyodor: I became more evil if you’re curious
Dazai: We're still in quarantine, don't worry, there's time for a redemption arc still!
Fyodor: I'm going to get worse on purpose
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Tony: Here's some advice
Stephen: I didn't ask for any
Tony: Too bad. I'm stuck here with my thoughts and you're the only one who talks to me
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Gabriel: *Kicks the door down looking panicked*
Sam: What did you do?
Gabriel:
Sam, kinda panicking: Gabe what did you do?
Gabriel: Nobody died!
Sam: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!
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Dean: Lol heads up if you try to make a candle with food coloring, the food coloring will just sink to the bottom of the glass, and when the flame eventually reaches the bottom all the food coloring will catch fire and become one giant tall flame that you cannot possibly blow out and the glass will start to crack and then you'll throw your tea on it in a panic and then the extremely hot food coloring will boil and sizzle horribly and then the glass will shatter. Please take my word on this lmfao
Cas: What did you do Dean?
Dean: A MISTAKE
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Sam: Must be hard not being able to laugh
Bucky: I do have a sense of humor you know
Sam: I’ve never heard you laugh before
Bucky: I’ve never heard you say anything funny
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Dick: I’m going to take you out
Roy: great, it’s a date!
Dick: I meant that as a threat.
Roy: See you at five!
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Xavier: Hey, Enid? Can I get some dating advice?
Enid: Just because I’m with Wednesday doesn’t mean I know how I did it.
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Mikey, after visiting Takemichi: I’ve come to a point in my life where I need a stronger word than fuck
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There are some ships that I missed sadly :(
Can't remember them
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Dean : Did Cas just tell me he loved me for the first time?
Sam : Yeah, he did.
Dean : And did I just do finger guns back?
Sam : Yeah, you did.
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Castiel: I’ve never been in a snowball fight before. I don’t know the rules.
Dean: Huh?
Castiel: Is there a point system, or is it just to the death?
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Castiel: Oh my Father, give me patience.
Dean: I think you mean 'give me strength'.
Castiel: If God gave me strength, you'd be dead.
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Castiel: I'm busy. Studying. Naked.
Dean: Is that supposed to keep me away?
Ten minutes later...
Castiel: Dean? You're at my house!
Dean: And you're dressed. I wonder who's more disappointed.
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