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(me talking to myself) padh le behen gaslight girlboss gatekeep se ghar nahi chalne wala
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tumharebhen · 1 year
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Are you gonna feed me samosas while my mehendi is drying ?
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dammitanvi · 2 years
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being desi is the ability to rap badtameez dil as soon as you hear the 3 second intro
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deesi-academia · 2 months
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I'm a very "jo hoga dekha jayega" person except when jo hota hai vo dekha nahi jata
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shanti-ashant-hai · 1 year
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im gonna start being productive from february 1st... yeh january was just a bekaar timepass trial month
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maihonhassan · 2 months
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10th class was the best era. Everything went downhill afterwards.
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buh-dass · 1 year
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Aree you even desi if you can't rap this word by word:
Paan mei pudeena dekha
Naak ka nageena dekha
Chikni chameli dekhi
Chikna kameena dekha
Chaand ne cheater hoke cheat kiya toh
Saare taare bole gilli gilli akhaa
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daydreams-n-daaru · 2 years
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the pressure of eating the golgappa before the next one is put on the plate is more than getting good grades in exam.
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Taare zameen par for parents is what baghban is for kids
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grishaxverse · 1 year
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ghajini is the original ceo x commoner and gf who talks a lot x bf who loves listening to her voice
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Teachers se daant group mai suno to achi lagti hai
Akele mai kabhi bhi nahi!
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dammitanvi · 1 year
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white people keep shading desi girls for not knowing every english song in existence but can't sing kaisa sharmana aaja nach ke dikha de aa meri holey aaja parda gira de aa meri akhiyon se akhiya mila le aa tu na nakhre dikhaa and it shows.
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deesi-academia · 6 months
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"desi academia" we say when it's just academic pressure in royalcore outfits
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shanti-ashant-hai · 1 year
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desi ppl dont ask 'are you depressed' they ask 'tumne science stream liya hai kya?'
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kadwarasgullaa · 1 month
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Yarr cigarette ladka piye ya ladki dekho baat esi hai ki i love dicks 🥺
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