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fleshadept · 2 years
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Nothing ever changes in this house. Nothing is going to change. Unless I change it.
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bimtimtom · 28 days
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Derek!!
I really hope he returns for s6!
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sallyrhubarb · 7 months
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"She told me her name was Detective Policeman"
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boneshine · 7 months
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This looks like the start of the best porno feat. two awkward gays who hired a dommy mommy to come in and show them a good time or am I projecting?
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parttimesarah · 7 months
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Works every time…
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neon-slime · 2 months
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I wish Derek was included more like The Guide or Sean. I love him
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thebennsofdallas · 7 months
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Derek, we hardly knew ye
Let’s take a moment to remember Derek the vampire. Now, Derek the zombie.
The poor guy. When we first met him, he was a naive, clueless young guy, obsessed with sex and vampires. Goofy. Sweet. Using his mom’s catering van to drive his other clueless friends into a danger they are unprepared for. And of all of them, he’s the one who is left behind and bitten.
Without a sire, he has no damn idea what he’s doing and thus winds up before the local Vampiric Council and its co-leaders, Nadja and Nandor. Thankfully, the very guilty Guillermo saves his life but promptly forgets about him.
And when next we see Derek, not much has changed. He’s the most pathetic vampire ever, working in a gas station and pining for a pal. Guillermo invites him to Nandor’s wedding and The Guide spins him on the dance floor but no one has any use for him until Guillermo has the bright idea of paying Derek a bagful of money to turn him. Of course, the sweet, inexperienced vampire says yes and well, we know what happened.
All that money and all Derek spends is $270 on attire from Hot Topic. All that money and he pulls up to the Hav A Nap in a Ford Pinto. All that money and all he wants is to belong.
And now, he does. He’s been welcomed into the fraternity of Wallace’s group of zombies. He has a place now with like-minded flesh eaters. 
So, here’s to Derek the zombie. You are home now.
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azira-fucking-phale · 7 months
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We got Derek AND the Djinn back this episode??? A win is a win what can I say
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russian-spider · 7 months
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they're cute actually
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unfuckablebogtroll · 7 months
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Since either Binky or another unknown unnamed hybrid creature that got missed last episode apparently eventually evolved into a full-scale doppelgänger (external only) of Guillermo, I wonder if any of the others did or will. And I wonder if perhaps it’s evidence that Lazslo’s experiments were successful after all just in an unexpected way. Perhaps “blood will out” in the end. That phrase may be intended for classist bullshit that a person’s value and character can be determined by the circumstances of their birth, which is nonsense of course, but within the confines of a proven vampire-slayer magical inheritance… perhaps it suits in this instance. It would be very on theme, for one thing. But yeah between the Meaningful Name and the Secret Powerful lineage, maybe Guillermo’s Guillermo-ness is a dominant trait that overwrites it’s host in time. Ain’t seen Derek in a hot minute, is he okay?
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lordsilverstein · 2 years
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I really hope Derek becomes a regular character like the Guide did.
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hes-my-sweet-cheese · 2 years
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lunesirenes · 9 months
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i cannot find a video or gifs of derek turning guillermo in that one trailer before they cut it out can anyone in wwdits community help me out? 🥺
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bluefishtea · 2 years
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Derek just needs to forget about daylight savings and it’s game over.
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boneshine · 2 years
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My wish was granted and I didn’t even have a djinn.
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bisexualgoth · 9 months
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relationships like this 😍❤️
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