“Jesus, you’re so fucking stupid,” Villain mumbled as they bandaged the hero’s wounds. They could’ve had anyone in the city but they just had to fall you the reckless hero who didn’t know when they were out of their depth. “I thought you said you weren’t going after Supervillain.”
Hero grinned. “Yeah, I did this funny little thing called lying.”
The other cursed under their breath and rolled their eyes. “You little shit.”
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@rox-and-prose THIS IS ACTUALLY A GREAT QUESTION.
So in the first draft I was gonna have a time skip of the house getting a little neater each day of the week, and Sabine was gonna have a line about like, "Oh! You must be good luck, you attracted a brownie."
And then during a revision I was like, I haven't shown enough of the fantasy element to be sure that a brownie would land, because people might not know about the helpful home fairies who cook and clean for you.
So when I revised I decided it was funnier if Jazz was caught cleaning but it does make her look 1000% sillier because she just saw a mess and was compelled to clean regardless of consequences.
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im the sleepy kind of dog. curl up in the sun spot on the carpet. very few tricks (one of which is bite) where am i? probably sleeping wake me up when its food time
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see the problem with having friends with similar interests is that every year the artfight teams get announced and me and my morons all pile into the same one and have the nerve to be surprised at seeing each other there
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Space gandalf isn't mad, just disappointed.
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Quackity in the monster au/in Breaking Dawn is a teacher! The kids all call him Mister Miel because he’s just sooo sweet ☺️
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“Can we skip the monologue today? Your voice is grating.”
Villain gasped and put their hand over their heart, as if they were hurt. “How can you be so rude yet call yourself a hero? I thought you liked my monologues!”
Hero rolled their eyes. “I was literally tied to a chair last time what the fuck was I supposed to do?”
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Mira @depressed-sock / Styx citrus-lemon
I had such a good time experimenting with these busts >:)
My Artfight (three wolves jpg)
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the rest of the artfight attacks (and one revenge) i did this year! for @infwaald.s (instagram), @m0ssydraws and @i-am-gogo-btw !
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I imagine the werewolves in my world to be pretty quadrupedal and wolf life tbh. They also revert a lot of terms of intellect/ability to be a lot more wolf like, they’re not like… completely animalistic by any means but it does serve to put them at a distinct disadvantage against humans when it’s the full moon. Weh.
It also serves to help justify humans perspective when they ‘hunt’ werewolves. Like there’s a whole arse black market trade for full werewolf pelts, oof. Some human families (particularly in the UK) have werewolf pelt coats and shit it’s atrocious ahah. The fur is renowned for being much softer/finer than a wolves pelt and also being a lot more dense/warm. Ew.
At the time of the story, werewolves try to desperately keep themselves safe/isolated in their own communities - often settling in more isolated/off the grid areas. Unfortunately this tends to be near farmland or inhospitable areas. They can actually stop themselves from transforming on a full moon (and actually regularly do so) by drinking a herbal concoction plus meditating. They plan to do this for a good… third? Of the population at any given full moon as to have enough ‘thinking’ werewolves to diffuse any human/werewolf tensions. Shit like farmers accusing werewolves of eating their sheep, they’ll be there with a smartphone like ‘BRO HE’S TAKING A LEAK UP A TREE. FUCK OFF. YOU’RE LIVE ON YOUTUBE. YOU WANNA BE SEEN MURDERING? OKAY BYEEEE….. -wheeze- OhgOD Alex that was a clo- STOP FUCKING EATING STICKS U TWAT.’
(LOL, werewolves babysitting other werewolves is just so funny to me like GET INSIDE YOU’RE GONNA BE NAKED SOON OH MY GOD FINE FINE F-……… -shakes a jumbo tub of beef jerky-… Oh shit here they all come. -runs-))
Faustus was definitely one of those babysitters - although in a kind of sad way as he couldn’t wolf out form the age of like… 10? I’ve kind of written it before but for werewolves, extended periods of not being able to transform isn’t really good for them. More on a mental level, but if it’s bad enough - on a physical level too. Faustus is kind of a weird case because his werewolf form is… kind of really messed up?
I gave werewolf Faustus an outrageously bushy tail because… why not. I can imagine a fair few werewolf hunters catching tales of his ~outrageously luxurious~ pelt when he was young and 100% getting ready to hunt him down later on. EEK.
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