#dealing with pesky vampires and their annoying behavior.who keep turning more teenagers into wolves but keep appearing like they don't care
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"Twilight is about-"
Me: "wolfpack."
"But it's really about this girl who-"
Me: "finds a wolfpack"
"but there's vampires!"
Me: "luckily there's a wolfpack that can destroy them!"
"no it's a love story!"
Me: "yes about the wolfpack!"
"no, you see, bella and Edward-"
Me: "are enemies to the wolfpack but they are too gracious to rip them apart because they're nice like that!"
"But twilight and forks and vamps and high school...!"
Me: "I'm so glad this book about this wolfpack exists, they are amazing!"
#twilight saga#how twilight actuallygoes#twilight wolfpack#twilight: just some guys who turn into wolves protecting the land and its people. cliffdiving and barbequing and laughing and bonding#dealing with pesky vampires and their annoying behavior.who keep turning more teenagers into wolves but keep appearing like they don't care#and their human friend who makes really bad decisions and isn't too bright but they care so they keep her safe#and then there's a young woman who also turns into a wolf and they struggle a little with how to behave better around her but in the end -#-they have to admit she's awesome and it works out#and the Cullen's just disappear into the background because they don't matter#just the wolfpack and their shenanigans#(there are people who genuinely enjoy twilight. and it amazes me. this au of bella and cullens is liked so much. it ain't real guys!)#twilight#twilight renaissance
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