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kojiert35-blog · 2 years

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Just Minecraft Milk

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daz4i · 11 months

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sometimes when i’m looking for anime screenshots i need - usually for memes, this time for the analysis i’m working on - i’m already listening to music so i just go on the episode i need and mute it. but this time i needed smth from odasaku’s death scene and the whiplash was amazing

dazai on my screen: *having a breakdown, getting the callout of his life, crying screaming throwing up*

ran danker straightbaiting on my speakers: 🎶 זו השמלה החדשה שלי, החדשה שלי- השמלה החדשה שלי, החדשה של- 🎶

#(a song about a guy singing abt his new dress except it sounds like he's talking abt a woman)#side effects of listening exclusively to fun music is sometimes shit like this will happen and you might cry and laugh at the same time

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incrediblemelk · 8 months

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At MIFF this year I saw Hello Dankness, the new film by Soda Jerk, which won several festival awards. Using Soda Jerk's signature pop-piracy sampling style, it draws heavily on American film and TV depictions of 'the suburbs' to stitch together an account of the US's post-truth journey into the heart of dankness, from the 2016 presidential elections onwards.

As their artist statement says, "We tried to scream, but all that came out was a meme."

It was literally the first time I had thought about the "dicks out for Harambe" meme since 2016.

Hello Dankness quite extensively samples This Is the End (2013), which left me with a hankering (a dankering?) to watch the film. When I saw it pop up on Stan last night, I thought, "Now's the time."

I missed the film when it was new, because there was a preview screening clash where two screenings were scheduled on the same night, and I chose the Pacific Rim screening instead (a film with which I became obsessed).

It's such a fascinating time capsule of the Apatovian heyday of gross-out 'manchild' and 'stoner' comedy. At the time it was mostly hailed as a self-indulgent minor entry in a subgenre already running on fumes.

But when I rewatched it last night, I was struck by how fresh and culturally relevant it still feels. Has public discourse just got danker over the past decade?

There's a whole act in the middle when the narrative momentum sags as the central group of frenemies barricade themselves in James Franco's house. But now to me it reads like the Covid-era lockdown malaise, when an initial fun buzz ("let's do all the drugs!" "let's make Pineapple Express 2!") gives way to boredom, bickering and a sense of mounting threat from outside.

It's also pre-#MeToo and yet it's prominently about unpleasant, self-obsessed men trying to reassure each other that they're 'good'.

There's a scene where the group get so worked up about their need to reassure Emma Watson that they don't pose a sexual threat to her that she ends up being convinced they're absolutely going to rape her, and ends up leaving, along with all their food and drink.

(Watson notoriously refused to participate in a later scene where Danny McBride has become the cannibal king of ruined Los Angeles, with Channing Tatum as his gimp.)

It was striking to watch an apocalyptic moral punishment come for people like James Franco and Jonah Hill.

Meanwhile, Seth Rogen and Jay Baruchel, who end up in heaven dancing with the Backstreet Boys, have basically turned out to be IRL mensches.

Even Craig Robinson, who's had some drug troubles, seems to be living a pretty wholesome life.

In a Daily Beast podcast appearance from May 2023, Baruchel said, "Jonah and I don't get along super well – or at least didn't back then." When the host observed that this comes across strongly onscreen, Baruchel replied, "Yeah, no shit it fucking does!"

Baruchel also recalled:

It was this weird thing of mining personal shit. But not for catharsis … mining it just for comedy. So mining it in the most monetized, capitalist way of, "we’re going to dig up real personal shit," but nobody’s going to go home feeling better about it. We’re just going to turn it into a fucking product.

We never talked about any of the real shit. Like, it never came up for real. Because we’re both 1982 kids, which means we were raised in a great misogynistic tradition of not talking about shit. Especially two boys … we'll air grievances. When we're mad at each other and say that, but it’s very rare to be vulnerable.

I don't know why I'm so frequently drawn to stories of male friendships, but at their best, the Apatovian cycle does create a mainstream space for male vulnerability – even though they frequently can't help undercutting the intimacy with 'no-homo' mockery or self-mockery, or diverting it into jokes about dicks and bodily functions.

As Baruchel said in 2020, "Crass, male gazey shit is definitely in the DNA of the thing, but so was heartbreak and wearing your heart on your sleeve and not being blessed with with every fucking advantage. They’re deeply human things, and were really imperfect and super honest and devoid of vanity."

#this is the end #seth rogen #jay baruchel #jonah hill #james franco #craig robinson #danny mcbride #hello dankness #stoner comedy #apocalypse #soda jerk #dank memes #MIFF2023

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weeblmaodotcom · 7 months

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RIGHT MY FELLOW DANKERS NOT VOTE FOR PARISTON VOTE FOR ME INSTEAD #voteforging #antiparistonparty , Meme by Weeblmao.com

#antiparistonparty #DANKERS #fellow #HunterxHunter #HunterxHunterMeme #HunterxHunterMemes #HxH #HxhMeme #HxHMemes #Pariston #Vote #voteforging

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julie-the-memedealer · 5 years

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#meme #memes #dank memes #danker memes #dankest memes #dank #danker #dankest #only the dankest #super dank #harry potter #harry potter memes #trump #trump memes #donald trump memes #build a wall meme

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heccin-meme · 6 years

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Pls enjoy my memes of Dan Is Not On Fire

#danisnotonfire #dan howell #yes I know it's danisnotonfire #phil lester #dan and phil games #memes #dank memes #danker memes #dankest memes

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theyeeinator-blog · 6 years

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The cancer of the internet

#tumblr #tags #more tags #even more tags #random #See the joke is that I'm adding way too many tags #internet #meme #memes #dank memes #danker memes #dankest memes #actually no memes

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2oldmenandacomic · 7 years

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Wait, what’ll happen to Samuel?

#comic #comics #webcomic #web comic #dank memes #danker memes #dankest memes #Fading

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bandydear · 3 years

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Gideon raised by Wake would be a beefier Azula

Gideon raised by John would be the funniest rich kid alive

#the locked tomb spoilers #the locked tomb #Gideon raised by John is Ianthe with danker memes and a lack of concern for civilian casualties #gideon nav

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kojiert35-blog · 2 years

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Minecraft stone

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daz4i · 2 years

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For the playlist meme, 'I'm going to fix this'

THREE DAYS LATER IS BETTER THAN NEVER SO HERE WE ARE! THANK YOU FRIEND <3

throw away your mask - lyn

do better - say anything

oh no! - marina

karma - ajr

something's gotta give - all time low

emergency - paramore

בואי נעזוב - ran danker & elai botner

some very specific fixing vibes here, idk if this is what you were going for hehe but! this is what came to my mind first

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shaggydogmatters · 7 years

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GoT/ASOIAF Meme

GoT/ASoIaF Meme I was multi-tagged by @maidenoftheforestlight, damn was it hard to find people I hadn’t seen already do this. Rules: answer the questions and then tag seven people.

The first character I fell in love with: Bran. He was immediately interesting because he showed up early and felt so very human. I have issue with how children are often portrayed in media but books especially, they tend not to act or think like real kids. Martin never has that problem and Bran didn’t feel like a weird pure four year old that it seems like most children under 13 get put into in a lot of books, Bran has a real internal world and character that I have always appreciated.

A character I never expected to love as much as I do now: Catelyn Stark. Catelyn is a character I really enjoy without realizing it my first two times through. Her first two chapters make the North and her relationship with Ned seem really eerie and haunting in a beautiful yet austere way, much like winter itself. That unease pervades her every chapter, she is always aware of her surroundings and how she should act.

A character everyone else loves that I don’t: Tywin. Not so much in these circles but I see a lot of people describe him as some really intelligent and philosophically interesting/correct. This is in part due to the tv show where they think is coolest facist, rapist, war criminal grampa but it exists even in circles that don’t look to that. Charles Dance is great but honestly Tywin stands as an lesson on the heights you can rise by cheating the social order but also how that is not a tower that will stand because you garner no trust and make enemies even of your children. He’s a foil for Ned more than anything.

A character I love that everyone else hates: I think any Martell but Oberyn is the obvious answer but also I’ve seen people really rag on Sam. This is partially because they don’t realize he is meant to be an awkward teen who doesn’t know how to process having sex or traveling the world. He is absolutely strong in the real way.

A character I used to love, but don’t any longer: Tyrion, I still find him funny and interesting but on reread and after ADWD you realize that push comes to shove he talks a big game about compassion but the place in his heart for cripples, bastards, and broken things is largely a crock of horseshit.

A character I would kiss: Tyene Sand, dangerous hands and the fear of poison is kind of huge turn on, especially on girl who looks so innocent.

A character I’d slap: Rhaegar mother fucking Targaryen

A character I’d want to be like: Garlan Tyrell, unless something comes up he’s a badass and nice when he doesn’t need to be.

A character who makes me laugh: Dolorous Edd is the weird uncle I wish I had.

A character I miss: Beric he was trending dark but still a pretty cool guy for a corpse.

A pairing I love: Sansan, Jonerys, and Jonsa, I know, it’s mostly @wendynerdwrites for that last one but they all work pretty well in the text and with how the characters think.

A pairing I don’t like: Jorerys, Dany doesn’t want it and I don’t care that he's a nice guy.

I tag @winterfellsrose, @knightsinquisitor, @justadram, @queenblackbetha, @nanshe-of-nina, @lyannas, and @asoiafedit

#asoiaf #shaggydog snarls #memes #dank memes #danker memes #dankest memes #the most dank memes #the dank knight #the smoker as played by heath ledger

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julie-the-memedealer · 5 years

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