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damnianalghulnotwayne · 8 months

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give damian more scary pets. not in a goliath or squiggles way but in a rat/beetle/giant spider/ possum way. they scare the SHIT outta his family and he has no clue y. he found them in a dumpster and they r now his bestie and he’ll never let them go (no matter how much his family WISHES he would-)

#damian wayne #damian al ghul #damian wayne’s pets #damian’s pets #squiggles the dragon #squiggles dc #goliath dc #goliath the good boy ☺️

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theaceofarrows · 4 months

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Damian: [walks into Bruce's office with his hands behind his back]

Damian: Father, I would like to congratulate you. You are now a grandfather

Bruce: [seconds away from a heart attack] W- what?

Damian: [reveals the hamster he was holding behind his back] Meet Ferdinand

Bruce: [slumps against desk] Next time... please- please lead with that... I'm begging you

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Jason: [hiding in the vents with a camera] He actually did it, the crazy little son of a bitch

#damian wayne #bruce wayne #jason todd #incorrect batfamily quotes #batfamily #batfam #batbros #batdad #bruce is already a grandpa to all of damian's pets #damian was double dared by jason to do it so he had to #honor demanded it #can you tell these two are my favorites??

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avensartt · 9 days

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Quote from Scrubs

#its damians pet manatee #batfam #batfamily #dc #art #incorrect batkids #incorrect batfamily #incorrect batfamily quotes #tim drake #bruce wayne #red robin #batman #artists on tumblr

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stormy-skyzzzzzz · 1 month

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just a little guy and his army of pets.

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spicy-apple-pie · 5 months

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shhhh... they eepy

(Damian has tried on multiple occasions to sneak in batcow, but was ultimately unsuccessful...)

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incorrectbatfam · 21 days

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What tricks do the pets know?

Ace:

Operate the Batcomputer

Alert Bruce to possible threats

Microwave his own kibble

Speak multiple canine languages

Drag Bruce to bed

Do a headcount of the batfam before they go out

Use Bruce's credit card to buy chew toys

Titus:

Greet Damian

Secret handshake with Damian

Pose for Damian's drawings

Hug Damian

Comfort Damian

Retrieve lost batarangs for Damian

Put Robin costume in laundry for Damian

Guard Damian from the people in the TV

Reach tall shelves for Damian

Love Damian unconditionally

Alfred the cat:

Curl up around a tennis ball

Admire his reflection

Gaslight

Walk all over the dinner table

Bat-Cow:

Sit like a French girl

Do her 10-step skincare routine

Order a 4-course meal from Moober Eats

Unlatch the barn door

Book the private jet

Have a hot girl summer at the Running of the Bulls

Get caught in a love triangle between a bison and a buffalo

Spark an international conflict

Retreat to a Himalayan yak sanctuary on a journey of self-discovery

Meet a dashing steer only to realize they could never work out

Return home and put the plane back before anyone notices

Ghostwrite the next Nicholas Sparks novel

Goliath:

Sleep 20 hours a day

Breathe manually

Bite rocks

Jerry:

Be gay

Fall in love with plastic lawn flamingos

Attack the same flamingos

Peck people indiscriminately

Evade baths

Wiggles:

Ignore commands

Arson

Haley:

Shed all over the furniture

Run away from the vacuum

Weaponize puppy dog eyes

Convince Ace and Titus to share their treats

Clean out an entire jar of peanut butter in the time Dick takes to answer a phone call

Isis:

Bring rare birds to Selina

Leave scathing comments on dog videos

Cough up hairballs on demand

Blair Witch it in the corner of the room

Be bisexual

Eat hot chips

Lie

Dog:

Bark at nothing

Eat dirt

Play hide-and-seek with Jason's guns

Run into glass doors

Occasionally poop outside

Refuse to respond to her name

Chew her own tail

Meow for some reason

Moldy:

Help scientists discover new species of fungi

Induce vivid hallucinations

Cultivate an industrial society

BONUS – Krypto:

Chase airplanes

Aim for a fire hydrant from 50 feet up

Mark typos in Clark and Lois's drafts

Babysit Jon

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im-totally-not-an-alien-2 · 1 year

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Danny thinks he's done a wonderful job all things considered. His city is safe, no one has died yet, no major injuries, Vlad had screwed off after Danny beat him within an inch of his afterlife (Danny learned that Vlad was a revenant abusing dirty ectoplasm for powers-not a halfa), ect.

Most of his rogues gallery also stopped bothering him once it became clear he was having trouble keeping his increased power in check and was trying hard not to hurt them. Unfortunately there was one who refused to leave him alone. A warrior princess was demanding his hand in marriage as she needed to be married by the summer solstice of next year or the throne would be passed down to her younger sister, who was already married.

It didn't matter how many times he said no, she kept coming back and challenging him for his hand. Each time she came back stronger and with new tactics and weapons to try. He was starting to fear she might actually win one day. That day might be sooner rather than later as her latest scheme was cutting it close.

Deciding that 1. Amity didn't need him anymore if he closed the portals 2. He was probably going to have to leave anyway if he loses and 3. He didn't have a future in this world as Fenton anymore he leads her on a wild goose chase back into the GZ and causes the portals to collapse in on themselves. The princess laughs, thinking he had given up. But no.

Danny put a curse on himself to turn him into a bat for the next year or so, a full month longer than the princess had left to find a spouse. She screams. Appearently she had a phobia of bats, who knew? Anyway he was left alone to fly through the Infinite Realms and find a new home.

He found a new world easily thanks to the natural portals of the IR and crossed though. Immediately being pelted on all sides by freezing cold rain was not what he expected but its what he got as he flew over a sign that proclaimed the city beneath him was called Gotham. The little glowing white bat flew through the night for hours before seeing a fruit bowl laying innocently on a kitchen counter through a window. Whats more it was in some giant manor so the occupants probably wouldn't mind if he ate an orange or two.

Right?

Needless to say a kid around the age of 11 or twelve walked in on him clutching an apple like his life depended on it while furiously munching. The kid looked...excited? He started going on about names and what he would need to care for him. Danny wasn't really listening, he didn't realize how hungry he had been until he started eating. He waited until the kid had looked away to turn himself and his apple invisible. This bothered the kid who looked suspicious but went to look for "the bat" anyway.

Later, while Danny was taking a shower in the kitchen sink to wash off the remains of his meal (I headcanon that Danny is a bit of a neat-freak) some other guy walked in holding an empty coffee mug and wearing eyebags that would put a raccoon to shame. They just stared at eachother for a solid few seconds before Danny started squeeking in rage and covering himself with the washcloth he was using to scrub himself clean. It looked like something out of a cartoon. Tim thought he was hallucinating but why would he hallucinate a glowing white bat with hearts all around it (that part isn't real) taking a shower in the kitchen sink. Was his subconscious trying to tell him something??

The next victim person to spot him was Duke who just stood in his doorway as this glowing white bat rolled an orange down the hallway. He decided this was a problem for the night crew and went to tell them.

Alfred saw a small shock of white fur and heard squeeking. His first thought was 'rat' and he didn't even hesitate. Danny dodged 3 bullets and got the hell out of the kitchen.

The batfam are debating on whether this was a shifter or an meta animal that was experimented on.

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chaparro0456 · 28 days

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Tim: So are we going to talk about the elephant in the room

Damian stole a full grown elephant from the zoo

Damian: His name is Dumbo if we’re going to talk about

Bruce: Damian you have returned the elephant

Damian : HIS NAME IS DUMBO AND IM GOING TO TRAIN HIM TO FLY AND RIDE INTO BATTLES !

Dumbo does a war cry !

Damian: he has a heart of a warrior!

Jason: I blame dick for this

Dick: why me ?!

Jason: You’re the one that keeps showing him Disney movies

Dick: Sorry for trying to give a regular children movies and not the Braveheart movie

Jason: It’s a good movie !

Bruce : Damian you can’t keep dumbo

Damian: you may take my life but never take my freedom!

#dc comics #damian wayne #tim drake #bruce wayne #dumbo #damian acts like a kid #dami is baby #Damian robs a zoo #Damian gets a new pet #fandom #jason todd #dick grayson #batfam #batboys #braveheart

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sweetlypunk · 8 months

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SHE’S SO

Bonus: The secret weapon

#she’s so gorgeous #Jason was shitting his pants when he heard she was there and he wasn’t #source. Batman: wayne family adventures ep. 97 #jason todd #batman #batfam #wonder woman #diana prince #Bruce Wayne #wayne family adventures #batfam wfa #batfamily shenanigans #wonderbat #justice league #diana of themyscira #damian wayne #batfam pets #wfa webtoon #wfa season 2

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timdrakeismypatronus · 4 months

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I'm bitter so let's fight:

The correct answer is "all of the above" but I'm forcing everyone to choose.

#Don't be shy keep listing things #okay so maybe Batfam pet peeves is more accurate instead of DC #DC can catch these hands #batfamily #batbros #tim drake #batfam #batman #incorrect batfamily quotes #dick grayson #jason todd #damian wayne #bruce wayne

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spacebubblehomebase · 3 months

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"I promise you, my dearest brother, never again will we be lonely. Never again will we be without a home. We have each other now and I'll always be here. As you were there for me."

I am not ashamed to admit that I repeatedly daydream about how, to a much younger Tim, having a baby brother is an actual wish come true! These two would grow well in each other's care as they would be able to rely on the other, if given the chance. They'd be quite the fun team! I am also still proud of my essay about why these two birdies have so much in common and ya'll should read it. >=D (It's really old though. Somewhere in the pits of Tumblr hell, it's been cooking. Dare I even say, boiling.) They are my baby boys and these boys are brothers, your honor!

-Bubbly💙

#spacebubblearts #dc #my art #fanart #damian wayne #robin #tim drake #red robin #superheroes #dcu #bat brothers #batfam #gotham #what if we bond over our mutual need for both our parent's attention and approval #and the lack thereof #what if we bond with our eyes that can see beauty in the mundane #through lens or through your paints #what if we bond over our preferred company being anything but human #my tech and your pets #the best friend we lost and never got back the same #the fact that we were raised to be presented to the elites with expectations of only perfection on our shoulders at such a tender age #how we fear to be abandoned by those we consider family though they doubt our place as much as we do ourselves #in our shared history of never being truly given the honor of that coveted title without first taking it for ourselves #neither trusted nor wanted #at first a reminder to our dynamic partner of the family they've lost #Me in memory of the fallen Robin #You in your resemblance to the lost Batman #what if we bond over once knowing only our own shadows for company in a lonely stage then being given new family tho we know not how to be #performing perfection in our cages just for the fleeting eyes of those who were meant to love us unconditionally #then being set free by the R that gave our life purpose & new meaning that made us feel of use without being used & I bet you'll understand

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black-lone-knight · 11 months

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It's Damian's Birthday and everyone is trying to find a suitable present for him.

Tim: How about a pair of swords? Dick: No, he has lots of them. Steph: What about a pet? Dick: He has lots of them, too. Jason: Money? Dick: ... Dick: Seriously? Jason: What? It's Bruce's gift? Dick: No, but Damian is rich like us. Dick: Make some good ideas. Steph: I'm still on pet. Duke: We can give him a parrot. Barbara: Then the parrot will say things like, "I'm a master assassin." or "Heard you have a death wish." Cass: So we'll have an assassin parrot. Dick: Dick: Dick: That's brilliant! Let's do it.

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About 2 months later.

Jason: We so did not see that coming. Barbara: A good kind of surprise. Tim: It's adorable. Steph: And odd. Adorable odd. Cass: Damian's happy. Duke: Yeah, that's enough reason. The parrot (Kinz), sitting on Damian's shoulder and kissing him on the cheek: Mwahhh! I love you, baby. Damian: Love you too, Kinz. Dick: Dick: Dick: That's even more brilliant!!

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heylosers06 · 3 months

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Little Dami was not allowed on Patrol one winter night due to a bad snow storm. Obviously he went out mad that he couldn’t go out but everyone else could. (He’s not used to he cold weather yet) He went out anyway and struck gold. He got in trouble later.

(He was being watched the entire time he went out by his family…the bright blue snow jacket was very helpful..)

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tanglepelt · 11 months

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Dc x dp idea 51

One of Damian’s pets passes. Instead of moving on it’s a Cujo situation.

Damian’s animal does not move on. Instead attacks the ghost king to get back to Damian by becoming king. The animal thinks its the only way to get back to Damian. So Danny now had a feral animal constantly attacking him.

Danny just has gotten used to the attacks. One day sam is complaining about a gala she’s being forced to. She shows tucker and Danny pictures of the Wayne’s.

Just in time for the attacker to see the picture and start hitting the picture. It clicks for sam what’s going on.

Sam has the brain cells.

Danny now brings the ghost animal to Damian. Telling him that his pet is feral, then proceeds to explain how to care for an ecto-pet. Also a supply of ecto supplements to add to the pets food.

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dc-and-damirae · 6 months

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damian has to go on a trip

damian: And remember: damian: If someone gets out of line, take those beautiful teeth of yours, damian: go for the throat, damian: and don't let go until the body stops shaking. Got it? alfred (the cat): meow!? tim: what in the fuck??!?

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glow-worms-are-believers · 6 months

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Break a leg (dp x dc)

"So, the food here is pretty sweet," the girl sitting next to him starts.

Damian hums before remembering he's supposed to be gathering intel and that means he has to talk to people.

"There aren't a lot of vegetarian options," he manages with a tight smile, making sure to look like he is stressed over the audition.

"Oh yeah, that's true," the girl says and falls quiet for a moment.

Damian looks back down at the script he's reading, though he knows the lines by heart. And then the girl speaks up again.

"So how'd you get here?" she says as she swings her legs. "My name's Dani by the way, what's yours?"

Damian folds up the papers carefully. "I'm Stephan," he says. "My agent suggested I try out for a movie role." He offers the girl a convincing shy smile. "How about you?"

"Some guy came up to me and wanted me to audition for this. I thought he was a child trafficker so I followed him. Turns out he wasn't and now I'm here," the girl said before shrugging.

"Why did you follow a man who you thought was a child trafficker?"

"To beat him up," the girl answered.

"Oh." Damian is going to assume that's a joke, if only to preserve his last bit of faith in human intelligence. He's pretty sure every child knows to go away from criminals, not towards.

"Who are you auditioning for?" Dani asks.

"I'm trying for Lennox," Damian answers, shuffling his papers as if nervous.

"A lead," the girl exclaims before extending a fist. "Nice, dude. I believe in you." Damian internally sneers at the gesture but outwardly, he smiles sheepishly and knocks his knuckles against hers. "I'm going for Abigail," the girl continues. "If this goes well, we might end up working together soon, huh?"

"Hopefully," Damian answers with a smile.

Dani smiles back widely and is about to answer when a lady steps out into the room.

"Danielle Nightingale?"

The girl gets to her feet with a chirped "present!" The lady gestures to follow before walking back out. Dani looks over to Damian. "Wish me luck!" she says before twirling away without giving Damian the chance to actually answer.

Damian sits in silence as he looks back down at the script when his earpiece crackles to life.

"Wow, baby bat, that was downright sweet," Brown's whistle comes over the coms. "When's the wedding?"

"I will hurt you," Damian hisses back, hiding his mouth behind the papers.

"Just saying," she sing-songs. "You were awfully chummy out there."

"I was trying to follow your instructions," he bites out quietly. "Or would you have preferred I didn't?"

"No, no, I prefer my civilians un-stabbed," Spoiler answers lightly. "I just didn't know you had it in you."

"I was trained for infiltration," Damian points out. "I know how to lie."

"That is good news because we need you to get on that crew," Brown says. "Ready to blow their minds?"

Damian lets himself have a little smirk, hidden behind the script. "They won't know what hit them."

#They both get the parts #Dani is just going with the flow and having fun #Her costar is a sweet but really shy dude and she has decided he is adorable and that she will protect him at all costs #Damian is stuck with the shy guy act that he pulled together for what he thought was a nobody NPC and he is losing his mind #his costar will not leave him the fuck alone #Also #if she even TRIES to pet his hair again he will bite her fingers off #Steph is laughing obnoxiously #danielle phantom #damian wayne #stephanie brown #dc x dp #dp x dc #roxpoxwrote #roxpox

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