Just to keep everyone on the same page:
Twitter: on fire
Tumblr: collectively hallucinating a movie that doesn’t exist, and yet somehow has cohesive plot worthy of in depth critical analysis and a sound track. Thriving. Business as usual.
TikTok: overrun by cats starting a dabloon economy that crashed almost immediately because of rapid inflation
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the internet is so inescapably intolerable right now in such a deeply fasinating and amusing way. i log on here and only see goncharov posts, people creating art and whole music scores, character analysis and crossover posts. i log off and make the mistake of trying tikt*k and they have created their own fake currency over there called Dabloons. everyone is in debt and the dabloon economy has collapsed. the entire internet is so sick of reality they have turned to fabricating media and economics. its brilliant, im exhausted
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being on goncharov tumblr and dabloon tiktok simultaneously is like living in an alternate reality
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Have you heard about Dabloon Tiktok?
If not, allow me to help you. It all started with this cat.
This is Dabloon Cat. Originally, they give you 4 Dabloons and would also sell Soup for 4 dabloons.
Since this moment, the economy has exploded. Currently, I have 733 Dabloons, a small frog companion, a guard dog who is a Karate Master, and a pretty hefty inventory including my Travel Bag, Water Bottle, and Steel Sword.
I use my Steel Sword to protect myself and others from thieves; even though I have a Rune of Protection. I am also part of a secretive anti-capitalist revolution to attempt and properly redistribute Dabloons equally in society.
Many creators in the Dabloon space work increasingly hard to create random encounters that show up on your FYP. What was once simple meme images of cats has evolved into high production value clips full of art and editing. You night be robbed in the streets of the city, you might join a pirate crew, or you might cook a cake with a cat, or meet Bugs the Food Certified cat who will sell you French Fries.
Tiktok has somehow created an entire shared world, with an economy and political leaders and infrastructure (ACAB includes Dabloon Police). Some people speak of inflation but the news stations are suggesting any gifts of more than 10 Dabloons may be fraudulent.
I guess what I'm trying to say is...
Why can't Tumblr do something like this. I don't wanna be on tiktok anymore.
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Why is this stupid dabloon thing that's currently going on on TikTok is the most fun thing I've experienced all year 😭😭
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drew me and my friend as little cat guys, mine is the lightly roasted white cat :)
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Some dabloon badges to commemorate your journey through the dabloon economy!
[+5 dabloons if you see this post!]
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and what if i was a traveler, going on silly adventures with my lil cat friend, doing chores for magical cats we meet so we can earn a couple dabloons so we can pay for soup to keep ourselves warm and full? what if?
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Just so we are clear: twitter created a fake country, tumblr created a fake movie and now tiktok has created a fake currency
My theory of cyber folklore just keeps getting more and more data to observe…
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