Sorcerer: This Halloween I’m going as a disappointment to my family.

Rogue: At least you won’t have to buy a costume.

Sometimes when playing D&D, you just belt out banger fucking lines. "Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a war to wage, and you all have a war to win." For context: Our campaign is taking place in a large archipelago with two primary political powers that have just spiraled into war against one another. This war is mostly a result of demonic corruption infiltrating the leadership of one of the nations and twisting it to evil ends. Typical D&D stuff. The PC party is part of a 'terrorist' organization (really more of a secretive rebel faction) that is trying to investigate and eliminate said demonic corruption. The above quote was said by the commander of the 'good' aligned faction's military. She is in charge of waging the war and managing the front lines, but she is fully aware of the fact that it is not within the power of her army to actually win. Her people's advantage over the corrupted nation begins and ends on the water. The party, on the other hand? Well, they don't have to worry about all that so much. They don't have to worry about the logistics of war or any of that. They just have to slip in, find the demons' heart, and cleave it beating from its nest. All in all, I am very proud of that line up there, and my players seemed to appreciate it, too. Just thought I'd share.

Ineffable Fandom manifesting S3 :D.

Suddenly, it's December by margaux paul

Save a thomas, ride a cowboy.

Remember, there is always a great big beautiful tomorrow.

Dick: I can't believe Bruce trapped us in a dungeon again.

Jason: I don't know why you're surprised, he loves watching us suffer.

Clark, not knowing thy're talking about their d&d session: What do you mean again?

Jason: Last time it happened it took us three hours to get out. But I admit this time he overdid it with the deathtraps.

Diana, also unaware: Deathtraps!?

Dick: Yeah, I thought we were all going to die. Lucky for us, this time we only lost Damian.

Jason: It's going to be a pain in the ass to revive him.

Clark and Diana: 👁️👄👁️

percy, 12 years old and freshly traumatized: i need your help

mr. d: and i need a drink. go find someone who cares

im uuuuhhh new here so if there actually is someone in one piece with a knife for a tongue that i just dont know about... well, i wouldnt be surprised. 🤷🏻‍♀️

Zoro: would you say you're independent?

Luffy: *looks at yn*

Yn: *nods*

Luffy: I'd say so, yes

9 year old Dick: I'll have the sloppy Joe, please

Bruce: Dick, they don't serve sloppy Joes here. It's a 3 michelin star restaurant

Dick: Oh, sorry. I will have the uncouth Joseph, please

Waiter: ...Excellent choice, sir

wah

Marina Tsvetaeva, from Epitaph, Selected Poems (trans. Elaine Feinstein, with Angela Livingstone) [ID'd]

and still we were tentative, hesitant to seek comfort and offer it, for it was unfathomable that we could do such things; even though we had already pledged ourselves to each other a long time ago