This one's for the lovers of mean mean femmes ~ who wants to hand over their soul?
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And now, every d&d character I've played so far in ten words or less (some are technically the same character, but in different campaigns based at different times of their life)
Illa (Bard): Area woman joins adventuring party, universe immediately collapses.
Illa 2.0 (Bard): Has a majority time share with party's sole brain cell.
Uther (Fighter): It's time to make this midlife crisis everyone's problem.
Jade (Rogue): Messy divorce destroys multiple governments.
Victoria (N/A - From a different ttrpg system): Anicient goth single parent to three immortal idiots.
Caleb (Cleric): Poison results in time travel and existential crisis.
Old Man Caleb (Cleric): Grandpa is too old to die!
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"I love reading the equipment list of a character I've been playing for a while because it starts out so normal and now it's things like hologram from dead Blair Witch guy"
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Remember kids, you can't take the Fey Touched feat in 5e without consent. If a fey ignores your lack of consent, report them to either the seelie or unseelie court immediately. They're probably a fiend in disguise.
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Playing D&D gay as hell. Like, one D isn’t enough?
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Half of being a DM is internal screaming. The other half is maniacal laughter.
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A little late to the party but I had to do it anyway!
This is one of my parties from the d&d campaigns I play, these are The Devil’s Advocates! (As 3/4 of the party is tiefling of some kind)
We’re rocking with Bors bcs Bors is rocking with us
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DnD session leak
1- Lark kills you (Agnes) with CONQUER: now for twinks!™
2- Weed brownie meme with Megan and Lark
DM: @plxtypusbearr73 , Lark belongs to @just-a-we1rd0
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pfft class consciousness? ummmm yeah im PRETTY sure every party knows whether they’re a cleric or barbarian and whatnot 🙄
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Dungeons and Dragons Meme #1
Summary of Holga
Look me in my eye and tell me I’m wrong
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Gilbert Norrell's Torment
6th level magician feature
materials: any magical tome
on your turn, a magical tome can be used as a melee weapon instead of invoking the spells and magical knowledge it contains. deals 1d4 bludgeoning and 1d6 psychic damage on a hit
you may use this feature once per turn as an action. upon using this feature, the distant pathetic sobs of renowned english magician gilbert norrell can be heard echoing from beyond the material plane in response to the reckless abuse of a book of magic. on contact, his anguish enters the target
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