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also saw the hottest fart video on twt a while ago. face farting but the woman had just came .. so the person beneath her was swallowing farts and her stringy white cum… god i squirted so hard to that video☹️ wish i could recreate it with u.. ~👩❤️💋👩
i almost dropped dead just now. like holy fuck,,,, cumfarts are one thing but lapping up someone leaking gas AND cum? gas burbling and spluttering each load down your throat as you keep on licking.. yeah🤤🥵
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I need some ‘CumFart’
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*guy observing a world adapted to, designed for and by two-legged, two-armed, upright intelligent hominids voice* isn't it so beautiful how god designed the world is so perfectly for humans
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who needs comfort when you can have super hot cumfart swallowing action???
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I can't believe Nathan deleted the little 19 minute stream from where he accidentally turned his computer off... he deleted the cumfart stream... guys-
#that stream was unhinged in less than 20 minutes#nate posting#natewantstobattle#the words this man says out loud...
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INTRO POST!!
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HIHI!! you can call me calico or leafy, either one iz fine :3
i uze she/they/paw!
im a demigirl + sapphic and i uze xenogenderz! im also questioning if im on the aromantic/aroace spectrum
im 13! im gonna be 14 on december 3 >_<
i have social anxiety and autizm (both diagnosed)
i have a typing quirk! herez how i uze it:
“i forgot to do my homework last night, i hope my teacher doesnt check today.” iz now: “i 4got 2 do my homework last night, i hope my teacher doeznt check 2day.”
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im an editor, artist, and fanfic writer!
ive been editing since december 2021! ive alwayz only uzed capcut becauze idk how 2 uze anything else tbh..i post my edits on tiktok (bottom of post)
ive been drawing traditionally my whole life, and digitally since 2020, i uze ibispaintx and my art acc iz on instagram (bottom of post)
im also a fanfic writer! i have a bfb au and i write oneshots once in a blue moon (i write on ao3 and wattpad, bottom of post)
tbh 4 this account im gonna fuck around and find out what gets reach
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MY SPECIAL INTERESTS ARE CATS AND OBJECT SHOWZ PLEAZE ASK ME ABOUT THEM PLZPSLZPZLZ
i have 6 cats and a dog i love them so so much
i first discovered the osc in 2016 and ive been fixating on it on and off ever since </3 so far ive watched bfdi, ii, hfjone, burner, and cfmot and i plan 2 watch a lot more! a few showz on my list are extraordinary excellent entitiez, the nightly manor, ion, etc!
some of my other hyperfixationz/interests are total drama, vocaloid, project sekai, hell park/south park, dr stone, percy jackson, lps 2012, pokemon, spooky month, tbhk, AND A LOT MORE god im in so many fandomz plz
i kin a lot of characterz…my highest kinz are leafy (bfb), fan (ii), nene kusanagi (pjsekai), amelia euler (one), taylor nolan (one), teardrop (bfb), x (bfb), remote (tpot), suitcase (ii), microphone (ii), tweek tweak, heidi turner, pip pirrup, mafuyu asahina (project sekai), ena shinonome (pjsekai), AND SO MANY MORE BC IM MENTALLY ILL
i also collect ships like baseball cardz so here are some of my fav ships!
bfb/bfdi/tpot: tree x bottle, liy x leafy, teardrop x leafy, pillow x book, gelatin x leafy, tennis ball x goof ball, pin x coiny, and a bunch of other ships with leafy LMAO
inanimate insanity: poly bright lights, fan x test tube, lightbulb x paintbrush, suitcase x microphone, soap x microphone, lifering x tea kettle, baseball x nickel, suitcase x balloon (only platonically!)
hfjone: liam x bryce x amelia, taylor x charise, bryce x amelia, liam x owen
cumfart and burner: spraypaint x kit, kit x rozey, tissuez x record, knify x picture, chargery x socka, yoshka x kratcy
project sekai: nene x tsukasa, kohane x akito, an x kohane, akito x toya, mizuki x an, rui x emu, ena x airi, minori x kohane
tbh the only tdi ships i like so far are noah x cody and tyler x lindzay
I CANT MAKE THIS INTRO POST SILLY ANYMORE BECAUZE COPY AND PASTE IZ BEING FUCKY
BOUNDARIEZ!!
dni: basic dni, pro/comshipperz, xenogender/neopronoun antiz, rarepair antiz, winner x clock shipperz
thin ice (unless we r close): cringe culture believerz, fireafy likerz, oc x canon antiz, firey defenderz, tree x remote shipperz
plz interact: osc, cat loverz, pjsekai playerz, vocaloid fanz, TROTTLE SHIPPERZ, literally any1 who sharez my interests
MORE AB ME!!!!
im a choir kid
im an infp-t
my humor: 🔥‼️😰⁉️💔😇🚼💨😈😡😧👎😱🤓🧌🤨🦅😿
my fav artists are cheezy hfj, inanimate insanity, taylor swift, melanie martinez, ghost and palz, mitski, maretu, kikuo, the living tombstone, and or3o :3
MY ACCOUNTS!!
tiktok: sillyvveon (main) treexbottle (alt)
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wattpad: calico_cloverz
twitter: cxlico__cxt (shitposting/spam) theiichronicles (rant/opinion acc)
instagram: calicokittypawzz (art)
tumblr: youre here!
ao3: cxlico_cxt
project sekai friend code (global server): 210235411300147200
bye thanks 4 reading! :3
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My wife really loves these 90s romcoms about rich middle aged people falling in love because they both love the newspaper or whatever. Why can't they gave graphic unsimulated nasty sex though. Why can't Tom Hanks and Meg Ryan do cumfarts and snowballs at the end of You've Got Mail? Why can't Keanu and that lady do ddlg at the end of The Lakehouse
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CMFTR = CUMFARTER
You’re welcome
(Also, I didn’t think of this. But I learned that this is what some of the PWT employees call those shirts lol)
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why thank you for asking im listening to sad cumfart by dickhole theyre like really obscure and they disbanded in 1997
what?
what do you mean they sound like shit????
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