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cumber-the-grump · 3 months ago
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New Final Fantasy XIV screenshot
(This is Cumber just taking a break from the mask)
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I think I have the exact opposite of taste buds that the Game Grumps have. A long time ago, they did a 10 minute power hour where they drank specialty soda. They reacted pretty strongly to some so, out of curiosity, I decided to try the “bad drinks” myself.
And...they were all fine to me. Malta Goya, Moxie, Saiteaux Absinthe Botanical Soda...they just tasted like normal soda. In fact, I was a little underwhelmed since i was expecting those drinks to be the absolute worst.
But you know how I know my taste buds are the complete opposite? Because I also tried the soda that the Grumps loved the most, which was Mr. Q Cumber. And that shit was straight up one of the worst sodas I’ve ever drank. Like, I didn’t even want to finish it. 
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kitsusin · 8 months ago
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“  if you were a vegetable you’d be a cute-cumber.  ” - fizzbean
some flirty memes
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"Be like a real vegetable and don't talk at all." She's a little grump today. She's been sitting in bed watching movies all day!
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smartricemonkey · 2 years ago
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Starts here.
Oh good, Cumber was looking at him~ That alone made him feel light and pleased, put a pep in his step --
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“I finished work early... so I wanted to come see you, Cumber~” Gohan’s tail does a little twirl, rubbing against the larger Saiyan’s since he hadn’t pulled his away. “So, what are you up to, big guy?”
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saiyan-of-vampa · 3 years ago
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Please REBLOG if you are willing for my Raditz, Cumber, Turles or Broly to invade your inbox to curl up and go to sleep, or to nibble on offerings...
Muse url's
raditzfluffytail.tumblr.com
@cumber-the-grump
@turlestheblacksheep
@saiyan-of-vampa
:3
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imasaiyanfromearth-blog · 3 years ago
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Heehee Cumber’s a little pickled at me~
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cruciatusxxcervus · 3 years ago
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Like the sweeping creep of winter’s deadly touch, the feeling struck her. She froze as though struck by a bullet, her breath trapped in halted lungs. It was sharp, yet silent, the sense of lurking darkness upon this ghostly land. Her lithe frame spun around, her eyes darted the murky horizon. 
Whatever it was, it wasn’t close enough to be seen where she stood, and instinct waged a war within her frightened mind. Did she fall back on self-preservation and ran, or face the threat before it gained an advantage? To dash into the sheltering shadows was immensely tempting, but the thought continued to tug at her. What if it gave this... thing an opportunity to hide itself? As deep as this malice touched her core, Eden decided to not let it have a chance to attack. With a shake of her heavy antlers and a ragged growl for encouragement, the Kirinite bolted towards the source.  
The instant the unsettling sensation pierced deeper, she dove into the onyx bramble. Eerie amber eyes illuminated the thick branching thorns, peering shyly to get a view of this being. The figure was towering, the air grew stagnant and heavy with his aura. Yet, as alarming as it was, it felt trapped, caged in some way. Something was bound around him, and the doe figured it had to be restraining him. Who was he? What was he? Why was he bound? Many questions sprang forward but none of them were given a voice. 
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evilsxiyan · 3 years ago
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only fu can sit on his lap. Cumber’s gonna be a grump about it but i feel like fu can do it.
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katrinastratford · 5 years ago
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Buckynat prompt: throwing horrible pick up lines at each other
Bucky skips the most of the charity benefits the Avengers attend–it’s not like New York’s high society is clamoring to make small talk with a grumpy assassin anyway. (Bruce gets out of most events for similar reasons.) But sometimes Natasha will hear about a fundraiser for disabled veterans or land mine removal and put it on his calendar.
“They can send the invitation to me, you know,” he grumps, fastening his cufflinks. “You don’t have to manage me.”
Natasha fusses needlessly with his tie. “Stop being an ass. Being around strangers is stressful enough for you. I’m just trying to help.”
Bucky sighs, then puts his hand on Natasha’s face, gazing into her eyes. “Baby,” he says solemnly, “You’re so sweet you give me cavities.”
Her mouth flattens into an unimpressed line. “You’re going to have to do way better than that. Also, starting before we get there is cheating.”
Bucky can still make small talk when he needs to. It’s not as much of a chore for him as he lets everyone think it is. It’s being in a huge room with poor sightlines and hundreds of moving targets that makes him clammy. Nat always wears something that lets him keep an eye on her. Tonight it’s a pair of huge, glimmering earrings.
He watches them reflect light as she passes him, arching an eyebrow and murmuring, “Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to walk by again?” Bucky bites the corner of his mouth to suppress a smirk.
“Going with the classics tonight, I see,” he says, handing her a glass of champagne.
“Maybe,” she replies. “Did you get any of that crab appetizer? It was amazing.”
“Yeah, I had, like, four. You know.” He tips his glass towards her conspiratorially. “They say you are what you eat.”
“And you’re crabby?” she hazards.
“I was gonna say, if that’s true, I could be you by tomorrow morning.”
She snorts, and Bucky clenches a fist in victory. “Point for me! Shot for you!” Neither of them can really get drunk, but it’s still enormous fun to throw back shots in formalwear.
Nat gets him when they sit down for dinner, swiping at something invisible on his pant leg. “Did you sit in sugar?” she asks with annoyance.
He starts to reply, “I don’t think so,” before she breaks in with “‘Cause you’ve got a sweet ass.”
“Goddamnit,” he mutters, signaling for the waiter.
She gets him again during the salad course, leaning over and saying seductively, “If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.”
There’s dancing after dinner, and that’s when they really get going.
There isn’t any room at the bar, so Bucky slings an arm over Natasha’s shoulders and says, “Don’t worry, as long as I have a face, you have a place to sit.”
Nat holds her sleeve to his face and says, “Excuse me, sorry, does this smell like chloroform to you?”
She asks what he wants to do when they get home and he says, “We could play strip poker. You can strip, and I’ll poke you.”
But they save their best/worst lines for when Steve is within earshot. Bucky waits until Steve’s taken a drink before cheerfully announcing to Nat, “Do you live on a chicken farm? ‘Cause you sure know how to raise a cock.”
While Steve’s choking, she counters with, “Are you my appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach, and I think I should take you out.”
“That doesn’t even make sense!” Steve complains.
Nat pats his arm and says, “Sorry, sorry.” Then she runs her hand up and down his sleeve and adds innocently, “This jacket is nice. Is it made of boyfriend material?”
“No! No way,” he says firmly. “I will not be drawn into this weirdness. Good night to you both.”
As he strides away, Bucky calls, “I hate to see you to leave, but I love to watch you go!”
They both do shots after that one.
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cumber-the-grump · a year ago
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Cumber officially has his MASK!!!!
(I been fighting to get this mask for about 6 months!)
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cumber-the-grump · a year ago
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Final Fantasy XIV Cumber has a tank top update Woo!!!
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cumber-the-grump · a year ago
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Cumber loves mangos, you can not change my mind.
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cumber-the-grump · a year ago
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I am so close to getting his PROPER Mask!!
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cumber-the-grump · a year ago
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This may not exactly be 'Cumber' but it's as close to Cumber that I can possibly get on my game that I play, Final Fantasy XIV Online. He had just gotten the Regalia (A really cool car) and I am on a quest to get his mask.
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cumber-the-grump · a year ago
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So logically speaking, if I made mango pudding ( which is a real pudding) what’s cumber first reaction gonna be?
Well, even with mangos he is actually Really Picky, but if he tries it and he likes it, it'd be a sure fire way of encouraging him to purr, which is something that he rarely ever does.
Fun fact: Mango Fresh Fruit he really enjoys but turns his nose up to candy and nearly all other sweet foods lol
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cumber-the-grump · a year ago
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This is Cumber's entire crew, ya' I know, not exactly sdbh but at least it's a post?
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cumber-the-grump · 2 months ago
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Not actually sdbh Cumber, but my oc Cumber on ffxiv. It makes me happy to post. Look at that smile lol
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