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fandangotales · 2 years

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Hey you know that little thing where you wrote what the genshin characters do in your teapot well how about what they do in your IRL bedroom in reverse SAGAU like i can imagine the more perverted characters *cough* lisa childe heizou *cough* jerking it while smelling your undies like in that one fic you did with xiao heizou and venti

AN: We share the same brain cell here! <3

Warnings: Sexual, mature, yandere, religious themes <3

Reader is GN <3

Now, if we pair this with Cult AU, I can imagine reverse isekai being a serious problem for the poor reader.

And not only your dirty laundry, the acolytes can and will get their hands on literally anything you have in your house.

Since these objects belong to you, that makes it divine. And objects belonging to The Creator must be kept by their dutiful followers with the utmost care.

Here’s an example. :)

Heizou was standing in front of your cutlery drawer, as his hands brushed over the perfectly organized set.

These utensils have been inside your mouth at one point. Your saliva had been on it-

Y o u r s a l i v a

His pupils widened, his hand clenched around one of the spoon handels.

If he begged for it, would you shove this spoon in his mouth? Would you stand over his writhing form and degrade him?

A jolt of pleasure ran through his body, as his thoughts got more specific.

Heizou’s breathing became irregular, as he imagined you choking him for being so pathetic. The look on your face would make him-

“…Heizou?” you started, slightly concerned by his far away expression.

“Y-Yes?” He stuttered, voice cracking slightly.

He desperately tried to calm himself, attempting to get rid of the prominent tent in his pants.

“I just wanted your opinion on something, it’s ok if you’re… busy.” You said, narrowing your eyes from behind him.

“I’d never dream of denying you, Your Grace.” He winked, turning around.

He then eagerly walked over to you.

You failed to notice that he had swiped a spoon from the drawer, smoothly tucking it into his pocket.

Now, about your laundry…

Childe ever so kindly volunteered to take care of the laundry, the very first day he and the other characters got isekai’d into your world.

You of course, were grateful for his help, as it wasn’t a task you would be able to do by yourself.

It wasn’t a complete surprise when he was tucked away in the laundry room for over half an hour, probably sorting through all of the clothing.

Hoping to offer your help, you approached the door to the laundry room. It was cracked open a little bit, and before you could reach for the handle…

You saw something that you weren’t supposed to.

Childe’s soft moans reached your ears, as your eyes took in the view before you.

He was bent over the washing machine, lazily fucking into his hand.

His deep blue eyes were hazy, as he breathed in against a soft piece of cloth pressed against his face.

It wasn’t just any old piece of fabric either, he thought to himself. It was your underwear—yours. The scent he was inhaling belonged to you.

“H-hah~” Childe breathed, quickening the pace of his hand.

He could only imagine what you’d say if you found him like this, shamelessly bent over, greedily breathing in your scent. You would call him a pervert, right? You’d look down on him, and maybe- just maybe- you’d grace his despicable being with your sacred touch in the form of a slap.

He shuddered, as he let out a particularly needy moan.

Heck, he didn’t even mind if you’d beat him senseless. To feel pain inflicted by his beloved Creator… it would be nothing short of the most pleasurable bliss.

Childe came, with a breathy exhale. The white fluid splattered over the exterior of the washing machine.

He’d have to clean that up once he was done.

#cultau #sagau #genshin impact #genshin impact sagau #genshin cult au #genshin sagau #gi heizou #genshin yandere #yandere #childe #sub childe #sub heizou #sub genshin #genshin nsft

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valeriele3 · 1 year

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Suddenly getting more Sagau or replaced au ideas..Why is it always at 2-3am.. 😭

Now I can’t sleep because these ideas keep on coming

Anyways..Have a Mika

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scarapanna · 11 months

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Hello!

I decided to make some fanart of Vanilla Buttercream for @vnillatree !

Go check them out!! Their stuff is amazing!!

#I really really liked the CultAU so I felt the need to make a little something for it!!#It's an incredibly interesting concept #Also Nilla's design for it looks really good as well!!

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hiding-in-the-vault · 6 months

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I liked my cultAU!Vault art, so here ya go ;p

The last image is of canonical c!Vault, but it carries over

#vault arts #dsmpsona #hehe

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sheepispink · 9 months

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MASTERLIST

Requests: OPEN!

all post are x reader and should be gn!reader. let me know if there are any adjustments i should make/corrections!💗

headcanons/ideas

sagau diluc/ crepus sagau

sagau grandsage!reader (FIC VERSION MADE BY SOMEONE I LOVE THEM pt2)

xiao headcanons

reverse sagau, they play just dance at your house

sagau xiao (chasm quest)

night light diluc

domestic alhaitham (i had a dream of him LMAO)

sagau!reader being a menace to society

sagau! reader being a menace ft fireworks

reverse sagau! tighnari gets high

childe n teucer ramble

childe as a fireman

cultau!sagau! reader going insane

drabbles/short fics

Sparring with wanderer in the sanctuary of surasthana

Fics

Let me be everything you’ve wanted (alhaitham x reader)

A Pearl (leon kennedy x reader)

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intothegenshinworld · 2 years

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-Challenge-

You have the opportunity to bring 15 items from Earth to Teyvat, when you are isekai’d to Genshin cult au. However, these commodities should be strictly exclusive to Earth, meaning that it cannot be something that can easily be replicated in Teyvat.

Create a list with the top (1) as the highest priority, and the bottom (15) as the least. Then, use a number generator to determine how many are isekai’d with you. For example, if you rolled a 6, then only your first 6 items will be waiting for you in Teyvat.

Pfooo- this was actually harder than I thought! At first I panicked because if it were ImposterAU I'd be in BIG trouble (mainly because I'd be unable to bring weapons. Teyvat has all weapons, and if they don't, it'd be easy to replicate,) but CultAU should give me some slack,,, right??

Anyways, I rlly liked this, I'm tagging other people as well, feel free to join me!! @why-am-i-here-someone-save-me @myxxei0 (< I feel like you'd have the best and craziest answers) @greenteaanon @mayullla @/everyone who wants to join

IF I TAGGED YOU AND U DON'T WANT TO JOIN THAT'S POG AS WELL <3 no worries, :D I just thought it was fun to do!!

Laptop

I chose a laptop specifically because the Dodocommunication device is a replicated form of a phone, so I wouldn't be able to bring one of those. But laptops are harder to replicate? I'm p certain that there are no TV's or computers in Teyvat yet!!

2. Chicken nuggets

Should this be my priority? No.

3. A different breed of dogs

Maybe a feisty chiwauwa that steals all my affection and time. 10/10 best method to make people jealous. Bonus points if the dog only loves me and barks at the acolytes when they want to try and talk to me

4. A science book.

I know khemia and alchemy exist, but our technology is more advanced(?)/different than Teyvat's. If there is anything special in a thick science book, it might boost Teyvat's knowledge! I would only give it to Albedo though. If it falls into the hands of dottore or marionette I'd have caused the world's end

5. Antibiotics/One of those basic headache pills

They probably don't need to exist due to healers in Teyvat, but perhaps it might boost the medical knowledge of Teyvat? Perhaps it's more accessible? I get pains a lot so it'd be nice

6. Mp3 player

Easy accessible music. Even if there's only one song on it, it will bring comfort.

7. Headphones

Pretty sure these don't exist yet? Not the ones for music at least. I'd need it for the mp3/laptop to fully access it.

8. Any religious books

If the cultAU gets too much for me, I'll use any religious book (from Earth) in my advance! I'll try and make them believe that I'm human instead of some deity. Tbf this could backfire REALLY QUICK but it's worth trying as a plan-B

9. Smoke bombs

This might be cheating because it's easily re-creatable, but I feel like it wouldn't be created unless I'd bring one? And I'd be LMAO when I drop one of them smoke bombs near Jean. She'd get flashbacks to Klee's bombs and I'd like to keep them on edge at times.

10. Bubblegum

P sure it'd scare at least one person when I pop it

11. Merchandise

Specific movies/mascots can't be recreated in Teyvat. I really like the rilakkuma bears so maybe I bring those? It's not to benefit of anyone besides my own comfort

12. Megaphone

Can I bring this one anon? It might be easily replicated but I doubt anyone would-- should they see the chaos it brings

13. One of those furbees

If only to freak them out :)

14. Anything Dinasaur related

Perhaps dinosaur nuggets? I'd convince them that it's a small breed of animals that used to be REALLY big but now we eat them for dinner with ketchup

15. A body pillow of one of the character

This would've been higher on the list if I actually had the guts to walk around with a body pillow. Bonus points if it's Dainsleif (bc he hates gods doesn't he? Would be kinda funny imo)

OKAY NOW RANDOM NUMMER!!!

I'm so sad I couldn't bring the furbee but at least I'd have some chicken nuggies :) THANKS ANON! This was fun and chaotic

#anon #ask #sagau cult au #sagau isekai #sagau #genshin isekai #genshin sagau #genshin impact #genshin

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chibi-chaninks · 9 months

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Nyeheehee, a bride or a sacrifice? Long overdue idea for the mdhm cultAU of "bride" chibi. Her mask is a sheep. I've been playing a lot of cult of the lambs 🤣 so I was like....YAS. cuz I was gonna go with a dog like mask, but I was like hmmmmmmmm idk. XD I also love the idea of her trying to run away when ever she gets the chance and Alan chasing after her and dragging her little dumb self back 🤣 might do a whole written shit post of cult chibi.

#mdhm #mdhmsillies #mdhm silly doodles #mdhmCultAU

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asillysleepy · 1 year

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I’m finally putting the tournament all together but I can’t find a design of the Royal au Cross. Tried looking for it and I think I’m switching him for the CultAu Cross if the creator is ok with me using their design of him. If all goes well, the tournament will start later on today or tomorrow

#cross tournament

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tofu-loverx · 2 years

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Hi how are you, I wanted to ask if you can do a Xiao one-shot where the reader just sees Xiao as his/hers/their child,

can you make it a child and mom/dad/parent scenario, no romance, please, I just want to see my baby happy, You can make it SAGAU or sagau!cultAU it's up to you. Thank you and have a good/night

Thank you for your question, I'm fine and I hope you are well.

Fandom: Genshin Impact!

Type: One-shot!

Warnings: none.

Character: Xiao x Reader!

Note: English is not my native language, so sorry for any spelling errors.

Xiao one-shot

It all seemed like when you arrived in Teyvat, everyone loved you and did not consider you a charlatan or a fraud at all, they valued you and appreciated you, but before you became in the game world you loved a specific character that you just wanted to rid her of her sadness and the burden on her. You slipped out of your palatial house palace heading towards Wangshu Inn to meet Yaksha, of course he came to visit you before, although it was very rare and short, so since everyone was busy with their work, boredom killed you and decided to visit the tofu boy, You got to the inn and went up the stairs The elevator forgot A while ago it was evening, which means that night is approaching, and since night is approaching, it means that Xiao will be here soon. You were waiting, leaning against the wooden balcony fence, enjoying the scenic views and the gentle breeze. Finally, the night came and you felt its presence behind you. “Finally!! You made me wait for a long time!!” As you turned to him, he hurried to kneel down, saying, “Your grace could only call my name and I’ll be there.” I shook your head and moved closer to him. “I wanted to see my little one for myself… Come on, stand up, don’t be too formal.” Xiao hesitated for a moment, though he mustered up the courage to carry out your desires, “As your grace desires.” “Do not call me your grace. Call me only by my name.” You extended your hand to him, hoping he would accept it too, and indeed he accepted it despite hesitation. “I am only a weapon of your grace. I do not have the right to call you by your honorable name.” Your looks changed from joy to anger and cried, “Never, ever, dare to say that you are my weapon! You are my Xiao! You are my little Xiao! You are never my weapon!! I never even thought of you as a weapon before…” you drew Xiao in a warm embrace, a hug overflowing with tenderness and comfort, maternal feelings flowing from you, in the midst of the sudden embrace of a confused Yaksha brightened Noor from him, moved away a little to see what might be, and if a black crystal pervaded with negative feelings came out of his chest and almost audible screaming and shouting from the crystal then vanished, "These are your feelings?" "I feel as if my chest is getting lighter…" he said in wonder. Yaksha raised his hand, grabbed his chest, then looked at you and presented you with something you never expected, a pure and beautiful smile from Xiao himself, with the moonlight making him more beautiful and the gentle breeze caressing his emerald locks of hair. .

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fandangotales · 2 years

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Head empty just

Sagau but readers cellphone now has infinite battery for some reason and theyre on tiktok and watching genshin edits until one of the acolytes sees and gets curious so reader shows everyone the edits made for then

Zhongli: why am i........geo grandpa

Xiao: morax isn't my father

Yae: what is an........Eiussy and why do these humans want it so bad

Venti: (trying to force scara to have anemo vision after seeing the sad scaramouche edits) BUT THE EDITS, YOUR BACKSTORY IS SCREAMING AIR BOY!!!

Scara: GET THE FUCK OFF ME!!!!

WHOOO MY FIRST REQUEST ASK!!!

anyways-

When I tell you that a phone in TEYVAT would be absolute chaos… I mean it.

I can 99% guarantee you that Albedo has asked to experiment on what he refers to as Their Grace’s “strange device.”

(Please keep your phone away from him, as it will not make it out of his lab intact.)

Other acolytes who aren’t as curious about HOW and WHY it works may find interest on seeing you use your device to watch videos.

The people of Teyvat aren’t familiar with advanced technology, so I’d assume it’s fair to say that they would treat your phone as a Divine Object, comparable to the Anemo Archon’s Holy Lyre.

Since you are The Creator, it would be valued a lot more.

Nobody, not even one of the Archons, is allowed to touch such a holy object. Such a thing would be viewed as incredibly disrespectful. How could any of them, lowly acolytes, have the audacity to come into contact with your beloved “phone”?

Now, assuming that the reader can still watch Tik Toks, of course they would like to share some of them with certain characters, because why not?

Also, why wouldn’t you let them in on some of the jokes that are popular in the Genshin Fandom?

If Zhongli knew that he was referred to as “Geo Grandpa” I think his reaction would be one of initial shock.

“What does the title ‘Geo Grandpa’ indicate, Divine One?”

After a little explanation from you, I think he’d catch on. He is aware of his age, after all.

Others may think that the title “Grandpa” is offensive towards a former archon of all things, but he doesn’t mind as long as you are the one saying it. The term “Grandpa” is often used between mortals in a family, so does this mean that you considered him as family?

Whenever you call him by that name, you can expect to see a soft smile across his features.

When Xiao discovered that the fandom considers his relationship with Morax to be one of father and son, he was speechless for a good minute.

You gave him a look, trying to suppress your laughter.

“So…? You’re not denying it.”

He huffed, crossing his arms. “Morax is not my father.”

You wheezed, clearly amused by his flustered expression. Xiao was avoiding your gaze, clearly trying his best to convince you that he did not see the older man as a father figure.

The term “Eiussy” was completely unknown to the Lady Guuji… until she joined you in watching the short films know as “Tik Toks” on the magical screen of the divine “phone”

Now, Yae Miko is quite clever, so it was only natural that she would grasp the concept of what “Eiussy” meant.

She watched a few videos which featured similar titles, such as “Tartussy”, “Scarussy”, and “Kokussy”. All of them played a key role in her eventual understanding of just what exactly “Eiussy” meant.

The very moment she learns the true meaning, I can guarantee you that she will casually bring it up in conversation.

“Your Grace, you would be welcome at Watatsumi Island anytime!” Gorou beams, waving goodbye to you from the docks of Ritou.

The Watatsumi ship had finally arrived, after a lengthy delay following your business meeting with the Inazuman Officials.

“Thank you, Gorou.” You started to say… but the ever famed doggy general had already boarded the ship, and was out of your sight.

“Hmm…” a recognizable voice trailed, as her hand lightly touched your shoulder. Miko gave you a knowing look. “I guess he wanted to get some of that Divineussy”

Your expression remained blank.

“Perfect use of that title.” You praised, staring after the ship, as it departed into the sunset.

If and when Venti saw all of the sad Scaramouche edits… let’s just say that you’d have to physically restrain him.

Restrain him from making his way over to the Balladeer as soon as possible, that is.

Scaramouche would just be doing Fatui work, maybe trying to convince the recruits that the stars are indeed a lie…

And… bam.

A random ass bard pops up out of nowhere.

“Good day! Would you be interested in gaining an anemo vision?”

“What the fuck.”

#cultau #sagau #genshin impact #genshin impact sagau #genshin cult au #genshin crack #genshin sagau #venti #zhongli #genshin xiao #scaramouche

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millya5 · 4 years

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Bokuto for my mafia/cult/yakuza au fic that’s currently in the making.

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starrforge · 7 years

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Cult AU! Joseph where he uses his evil demonic powers to keep the neighborhood in prime condition and everyone healthy and happy. My Dadsona (aric) thinks its all fake and just plays along tbh.

#Cultau!joseph #dream daddy #dream daddy spoilers #joseph christiansen #mary christiansen #robert small #arin #dadsona #my art #potato comics #DD comics

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nomorefstogive · 2 years

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First Batch of Genshin SAGAU Brainrots, previously shared with Anemoarchonhoe.

I have previously shared these ideas with Anemoarchonhoe but I have decided to post them here as well.

Imagine the reader using their powers to make clones so they can spend time with everyone at once. The more touch starved characters have a small group all around them pampering them to the point they are blushing messes. Meanwhile Childe is being...well Childe...no further elaboration needed on that part lol.

A soft SAGAU or CultAu where the reader is a narrator of stories like Lovecraft and other authors. Upon arriving in Treyvat the reader the acolytes beg the reader to tell them their stories again. I know someone is doing a storyteller fic or au but I am not sure if it is like this.

A Cult Au where the reader was kept prisoner in a well ala the Ring by a village loyal to Celestia and not them. The Traveler finds them starved to the point of being a near skeleton and decide to...discipline the village while their companions tend to their creator.

A cult or Soft SAGAU where the creator has come from a grim dark world and not our world, something like Terra from Arknights or the Worm verse and has to adjust to a world where everything is not out to kill them.

A Cult or soft SAGAU where the reader has either been living on their own in the woods or is poor and lives in a run down and crumbling house without knowing who they are or anyone being able to find them. When they are found they show everyone their crumbling house with pride while everyone gapes with horror at what their god has been living in.

Soft Au where the reader gives everyone head pats. That is it, they just give every character they see a headpat be they Signora or QiQi.

Cult or Soft AU where the reader has a twin. One has a soulmate bond with all of the of age male characters and the other having a similar bond with all of the of age women in the game. I picture them being sisters with one having a reverse harem and the other having a yuri harem.

A Soft or cult where the reader is very short and rides on the shoulders of a giant Mitachurl everywhere they go. Imagine the looks on the gate guards faces when they see a Mitachurl the size of a small house clad in full armor holding an axe as big as it is tall with their God sitting on its shoulder or on it's head.

Venti decides to be a troll and takes the creator flying in his divine form, making sure the other archons see him as he does so. He is going to start another war at this rate.

A cult or soft au where the reader arrives in Treyvat crippled with a broken leg or such, and everyone is running around like a chicken with their heads cut off at the fact that their god is hurt and they don't know how it happened.

A cult or soft Au where the reader resurrects the dead like Makoto, Guizhong, and Vanessa to help everyone they love so much. Haishan is ressurected as well and demands a rematch from Beidou.

Soft Au where the reader becomes the relationship advice expert of Treyvat.

Cult Au or soft Au where the reader is a history fan and after making a reference to one of the World Wars decides to tell everyone about said wars. Meanwhile, everyone is listening in with horror at the sheer scale and insanity of the wars of the world their creator had been on. After all is said and done they are tackled in a group hug by everyone who wants to make sure they are okay.

Earth is a death world by Treyvat standards and everyone gets more and more horrified the more they learn about how screwed up our world is.

Imagine everyone's faces when the reader decides to bring back some of the extinct species from earth on an island or something. Venti takes one look at a Pterodactyl and wants to ride one. Ei sees a a baby Psittacosaurus and decides then and there and promptly begins to cuddle the creature. Zhongli has a brief staring match with a T-Rex, the two share a nod and go on their ways. Meanwhile Childe sees a Saber Tooth Tiger and decides that it is his new kitty.

A Doctor Stone level genius reader who proceeds to help modernize Treyvat.

A cult or soft SAGAU where the reader is a child who is tinier than even Klee and Qiqi. Venti sees them and squeals so loudly that nearby windows crack.

A cult au where the reader was an idol and decides to form an idol band with Barbara as a singer, Venti on the lyre, Ningguang as a financer, Xinyan on guitar and whoever you can think of on the other instruments.

In the same vein as the history fan reader idea, a Cult or Soft AU where the child reader knows things they really shouldn't leading to panic attacks and crisis. For example they visit Jean at work and ask her why she is so busy, after she tells them they tell her 'At least you don't have to worry about Jack the Ripper.' Jean asks who that is thinking its an imaginary friend...one explanation later she is dropping them off with Lisa or Barbara while she gets something to drink. Ei bemoans her mistakes as a leader, the reader says 'At least your not as bad as Stalin or Hitler.' Ei makes Jeans mistake and asks them who they are thinking they are imaginary, she then drops the reader off with Sara or Yae and proceeds to wonder what kind of world lets a child know about such things. They ask Barbara and Rosaria if there is something like the Inquisition in Teyvat, both are worried that the reader somehow found out about it in a Cult Au or are horrified to learn about the things done by the Inquisition in our world. The reader mentions plagues, murderers, and stuff like that and other things as well and everyone is freaking out because a child should not know about such things.

A Cult or Soft Au where the reader is afraid of people and panics when they see a person, even Klee. They cry for help and suddenly a dozen Lawachurls and Abyss Mages show up.

A child reader who comes from a post-apocalyptic world, like Fallout. They see grass and ask what the soft green thing is, Ganyu almost has a heart attack when she learns there is no grass where they are from. They see a chef with a cleaver and ask if they are going to eat them while eying a window or door, Xiangling is physically ill when they tell them about the cannibals. They ask Venti what that nice sound is, he proceeds to freak-out when he learns they have never heard music. They ask about if there is radiation or something like it in the air, everyone gets sick when they describe radiation sickness. They tell Albedo about the mutants and creatures they have seen, Ei winds up holding Sara and Yae like plushies to keep nightmares away from all three of them after seeing the pictures the alchemist drew from their descriptions. Jean flips her lid when she is told about the bomb collars used by slavers and the raiders and chem-fiends.

A tiny child reader who has a family of monsters from fiction, think some Trever Henderson, Dead by daylight, Myths and stuff. I mean things like aunt Sadako, good boy Long-Horse as a pet, Big brother Michael Meyers, cousin Leather-Face Bubba, momma Hachishaku, and stuff.

A cult au where the child reader arrives horribly burned and or scarred, like Alessa from Silent Hill, and uses a ghost like projection to draw people to their real body.

The archons, Celestia, The Abyss, and the Travelers are all contemplating finding a way to their old world to lodge a formal complaint...in the form of a cataclysm or two.

Tiny reader who winds up in places they shouldn't, like on a cliff or on top of a building or outside of Ningguang's window on the rebuilt Jade Chamber. Huh, so this is why I have heard that bullying the Acolytes is fun.

Soft or Cult Au where the reader is a feral child who has lived in caves and stuff for so long they have become almost animalistic.

Tiny reader whose first thought on seeing anyone is to hug them. Signora gets a hug. Venti squeals when he is hugged. Barbara nearly faints when she is hugged by her god. Ningguang gets a hug. Ei gets a hug. All the characters get hugs!

Soft Au where the reader was a child soldier in a Metal Gear like Universe or something. Everyone freaks out after learning that their God had been made into a weapon as soon as they could walk and talk and is busy trying to let them enjoy their new chance at a childhood. The Abyss, Celestia, and the Archons agree to a treaty that anything that ruins said new childhood is dealt with by all three of them combined.

Cult Au where something like the Gate from 'Gate thus the JDSF fought there,' opens on Teyvat...only to be greeted by an alliance of all factions who had been warned by their god that the gate leads to a 'bad place where people are hurting,' The empire proceeds to get thrashed by Fatui soldiers backed by Ruin Hunters and Guards with Abyss forces with Khaenri'ah tech aiding soldiers from all other nations while the Archons show these invaders what gods can really do. When refugees and and freed slaves who have suffered horribly are brought through the Gate they are stunned to learn that a child is this world's chief god and that said child is the reason they are being healed and given new lives. Meanwhile the entity that opened the Gate finds out they can't close it, and Asmoday decides that their arrogance ends then and there upon thinking they could run from their God's judgement.

A Child reader arrives and starts asking people if this is hell because they were told they were going there...I will leave the reactions to you, but safe to say everyone is trying to find a way to their god's old world to bring about a new cataclysm.

A reader, child or not is up to you, who has blood, that looks like the night sky and by that I mean it is black with silver stars and multi colored galaxies and stuff in it, with mutative properties. I mean they cut themselves by accident and their blood hits a flower and suddenly we have a motherly Alraune holding them. Their blood hits a pig and suddenly we have a hogzilla sided boar running rampant through the forest with the reader laughing while riding their back. Now combined that with the reader not being able to feel pain and know when they have been hurt and you get chaos.

Child reader who spawns in the Abyss. Everyone is dumbfounded when Hilichurls show up outside of their cities with wagons full of trading goods and pre written signs or Abyss Mages who say that they are trading these goods and protection/safe travels or temporary peace in exchange for children toys and art supplies. Sara hears this and thinks that her soldiers are drunk. Jean hears this and thinks she is way too overworked. Ningguang is stunned into silence before deciding that Mora and goods are Mora and goods. Abyss Aether winds up grabbing his sister and asking for advice on what to do when the child has a nightmare...Lumine is too busy laughing to answer.

Tiny child reader who has nightmares and needs comforted by everyone.

A narcoleptic child reader who falls asleep in very strange places.

Not a child reader but imagine a Milf reader whose first reaction to seeing everyone is to glomp them with their face being pushed into their chest.

A child reader who likes to dress up as their acolytes. Venti cannot stop himself from showing off his new mini me. Zhongli looks like a proud father. Ei is reduced to a cooing mess who winds up holding them on her lap like the most precious thing in the world. Signora can't stop herself from proudly puffing out her chest at the tiny version of herself. Beidou has them proudly riding on their shoulders with her crew calling her mini me 'Mini Captain'. The Mirror Maiden all but faints when she sees or is told about the child who has dressed up like her.

Child reader who gives Teppei a custom made vision that lets him use all elements and summon them to his side if needed.

A cult or Soft au where the child reader is blind or deaf.

Cult Au where the reader calls everyone 'Mommy' or 'Daddy' or in other cases 'Big Sister' or 'Big Brother'.

Anemoarchonhoe mentioned the world of Little Nightmares in his reply and so let's expand on that with a Child reader who was with Six on The Maw and later on in the City that is so traumatized by what they have seen they cannot sleep alone and even have hallucinations from time to time about what they have seen.

A cult Au where the child reader is chronically sick to the point they are almost as fragile as porcelain.

A child reader who is a very gifted cook, in particular they are very good at making sweets and decide to bring some of their old worlds sweet treats to this new world. Ei takes one bite of a salted caramel cake and lets out a sound that is typically reserved for the bedroom.

A child reader who grew up on the street. They can't read or write and also have health issues. They know nothing about this new world and are soon to be picked up by a certain Oni who takes them under his wing.

Dewdropwrites did something like this, but A cult au where the child reader is just so pure and so sweet that they don't know when some people are trying to use them and so their beloved acolytes have to help them out from time to time. Someone tries to swindle them? Ningguang proceeds to ruin their business and their families businesses. Someone says they are not the real creator despite them having shown signs that they are? Barbara and Rosaria are on the situation in a moment in a form of Inquisition, the person is made persona non grata by the church in every region and may find themselves having a mysterious visitor on their way home at night. Someone says their ability to use the elements without a vision is freaky? Lumine and Aether are happy to demonstrate their own abilities...on them while Paimon distracts the reader. Someone ruins their fun day? Signora and Venti put aside their differences and proceed to test out what they can combined their powers into.

A cult au where the reader is being spoiled by their acolytes.

Please feel free to use any of these in stories or drabbles, as long as I am mentioned or given some credit for the idea I am fine with it if that is okay with you as well. Be advised that I may use them for future stories either on this site or on ao3.

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Alright I warned you that I have a lot of them lol.

Also, I am new to tumblr, I have no idea how to put a quote under my name like I have seen others have, so I would appreciate it if you could tell me how because even after over 20 years on this planet I am still borderline tech illiterate lol.

Anyways, here we go with brainrots, also I am not that big a fan of Impostor Aus but I am very fond of the cult and soft aus.

Soft Au where the reader gives everyone head pats. That is it, they just give every character they see a headpat be they Signora or QiQi.

Venti decides to be a troll and takes the creator flying in his divine form, making sure the other archons see him as he does so. He is going to start another war at this rate.

A cult or soft Au where the reader resurrects the dead like Makoto, Guizhong, and Vanessa to help everyone they love so much. Haishan is ressurected as well and demands a rematch from Beidou.

Soft Au where the reader becomes the relationship advice expert of Treyvat.

Earth is a death world by Treyvat standards and everyone gets more and more horrified the more they learn about how screwed up our world is.

A Doctor Stone level genius reader who proceeds to help modernize Treyvat.

I am going to call this here so that it does not end up as long as one of my Ao3 stories. Sorry about how much there is lol. I hope you like them. I have fallen so far down this rabbit hole I am dining with the Mad Hatter in Wonderland.

I hope my lil tutorial is helpful!! I'm only using mobile so if you're using a PC, idk if it'd be different-. By the way, you can also press the background button (seen in the second pic) to edit your blog profile's bg color, while the accent one are for the letters' colors iirc:

HOLY FUCK I LOVE ALL OF YOUR IDEAS SHDJDKFL. I'm also more into soft au of the cult because I'm more well-versed with writing fluffy mushy stuff than the dark stuff that's common in impostor au.

By the way...

*squints at the small reader riding a mitachurl's shoulder*

How did you get in my Ruin Bird series' draft? LMAO JUST KIDDING, but my idea was close to your own, but in my fic idea, they're instead riding on a Ruin Guard, Abyss Lumine style, and everyone thinks they're akin to a bird, hence why they're commonly known as the "Ruin Bird" (sorry for the spoilers).

I'm going to pick my absolute favorites:

The AU where the Reader came from a grim dark world. The one I'm most familiar with is the world of Little Nightmares. Like, imagine how scary that world is. The acolytes are horrified to hear of all that you'd experienced, once you trusted them enough to act more amicably and lower your guard down around them. So that's why you never flinched when Teyvat's monsters appeared before. Looking at Albedo's detailed sketch of the monsters that you've seen and killed as you described them in vivid detail, the hilichurls, slimes, rifthounds, and other abyss creatures look like cute pets.

The one where reader got leg injury, I-- 😭😭 They're definitely going to pamper you so hard. They will gather all the famous doctors in Teyvat in order to cure you or at the very least, make it better even if just a bit.

READER RESURRECTING THE DEAD. Resurrect Teppei and give him the divine gaze and favor he so desperately craved!!! Revive the Nameless Bard and let him see the flying birds and the clear blue sky!!! Travel the world with him as he sings with Venti while playing the lyre!! 😭😭😭 They both deserve it!!

THE HISTORY GEEK READER SJDKDNDN OMG!!! I can't add anything more to that because it's already perfect. I love it so much *chef's kiss* Good food.

The dinosaur au!!! Aaah, imagine Reader riding those herbivore dinosaurs with the long necks??? It's a very good time for them, but very inconvenient for their worshippers, because some of said dinos tried to eat them because they looked tasty.

The genius Reader one where they help modernize Teyvat. They praise Wangshu Inn for having the first elevator, and they proceed to introduce the escalator-. Reader introducing energy conversion: like anemo energy and hydro energy being converted to electro and electro being used to light up lamps instead of whatever they got going on like how do they even light the streets? Do they got candles inside or some sort of pyro stone??

#ventus.answers #genshin!cult #cult au #self aware genshin #genshin sagau #sagau #genshin impact sagau #genshin cult au

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