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brokehorrorfan · 1 day
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Austin Pardun has released vintage-inspired cryptid Halloween decorations featuring Bigfoot and Jersey Devil. 11x14 prints are $25 each, or $30 if you want them hand-cut.
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picklerocket · 17 days
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As a cryptid person following a Hat Man aesthetic, I desire to meet more cryptid people.
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so-engery · 1 year
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Drawin' Disco Elysium comics for folks, and it's a blast.
What a great way to wind down after the work day.
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theantiazdarcho · 5 months
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I love the genre of cryptids that aren’t grand, mysterious, or would change how we see certain groups of creatures, but the kinds that are just somewhat normal animals or silly guys.
For example:
The elephant dung bat is a cryptid from Kenya described as a small silver and brown bat. It's notable for its habit of roosting in dried elephant dung
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mothyymoss · 2 months
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cryptid hunting checklist
obsidian or any protection crystal (if u believe in that)
notebook
camera
phone
notebook
pen
lighter
pocket knife
flashlight
batteries
gloves
water
food
food for the cryptid
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julietsartvision · 1 year
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Cryptid File - 3
The Mothman
In West Virginia folklore, the Mothman is a humanoid creature reportedly seen in the Point Pleasant area from November 15, 1966, to December 15, 1967. The first newspaper report was published in the Point Pleasant Register, dated November 16, 1966, titled "Couples See Man-Sized Bird Creature ". The Mothman is known to bring about prophecies and ill-fortune, a ‘harbinger of doom’. It is said that if someone sees the Creature that they or their family shall suffer serious tragedy. There were many sightings of the Mothman around the Silver Bridge in the Point Pleasant area, coincidentally the bridge collapsed the same year the sightings were reported. Some say that the winged monster is an Angel of death and caused the collapse, some others believe the creature appears merely as a warning. Although the official sightings stopped in the late 1960s, there have been an increasing amount of winged creature sightings every year. For example there was the ‘Chicago Mothman’ sightings of 2018 and many more.
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lazy-rat-draws · 2 years
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Have a sweet tea moment with Mothman
You scrolled so much far so you got a friendly Mothman enjoing some tea.
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jamesthepigeon · 5 months
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I borrowed this The Biologist magazine from my science teacher a couple days ago, i read all of it, its fascinating :>
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paperw0rmz · 10 months
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I think I posted this before I don’t remember
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battle-acs-official · 5 months
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I'm about to go on a rant about Sasquatch.
I'm not sorry.
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So.
Sasquatch. Bigfoot. Big hairy thing in the woods. What is it, and why is it so fucking hard to find?
Honestly, the simplest and most effective answer to basically any question asked about it is: "It's an Ape. Duh."
Okay, what is it? It's an Ape. A Great Ape. What specific branch is unknown, but it DEFINITELY ISN'T A GIGANTOPITHECUS DESCENDANT!!! Giganto was an Orangutan relative and Sasquatch is clearly more related to Apes like Gorilla and Chimpanzee. Stop that. Just because it was big doesn't mean that that's the only animal Sasquatch could be related to.
On the point of bigness, first, Giganto is good precedent for Apes being able to get that big, so the argument that Sasquatch couldn't as big as it's reported to be is already dead.
Why would it get so big, though? Well, why did everything else that came across the Bering land bridge get so damn big? Bountiful resources, need to adapt, freedom for experimental forms to arise due to lack of competition. Everything in the Ice Age Species Exchange did 2 things: Got really fucking big and got really fucking weird, so an ape coming over would experience the same lack of competition and adaptive pressures.
So why would we have such a hard time finding them if they've been here the whole time? Well, for starters, we do find them. Often. You just stick your fingers in your ears, close your eyes, and chant "Hoaxes and Bears! Hoaxes and Bears!". So... That's a you problem. Also, let's put ourselves in the mindset of a Sasquatch for a minute here:
You're a Sasquatch.
You're probably somewhere between Gorilla and Chimpanzee levels of intelligence.
You're hanging out, doing your thing, walking through the woods, and you enter a clearing.
The clearing is full of dead shit, fires and screaming, hairless murderous cryptids that can kill basically anything it wants.
You recognize that this thing is a threat.
You also recognize that they usually stay in or near the plains.
You also recognize that they usually don't come out at night.
You also recognize that if they can see it, they can kill it.
You make the easy connection that the best method for not being killed by these things is to go where they don't (Deep forests and inaccessible mountains) and do your thing when they're inactive (Night).
Now, practice this habit for an absolute bare minimum of the last 10,000 years (the last time the Bering land bridge was accessible, but they likely would have came over on one of the earlier openings, which was up to several million years ago) and you have an animal that is very well adapted to seeing Humans as an existential threat and keeping well the fuck away from them.
Alright, well, if they're real, why haven't we found fossils? ... My guy, do you have any idea how ludicrously difficult it is to find ANY Primate fossils? We have functionally 0 Chimpanzee fossils. We have a handful of teeth for Gorillas. Orangutans, also mostly just a couple dozen teeth. Gigantopithecus, the guy that everyone points to (erroneously) as an ancestor of Sasquatch, is only known from a partial jaw bone. Most of it's anatomy is just speculation.
For all practical purposes, there may as well not be any Primate fossils.
So now tell me why you would expect to find any Sasquatch fossils?
Well, why are primate fossils so hard to find? Forests. For a fossil to be preserved, the animal needs to either be buried swiftly after death in mostly light sediment, like sand and silt, or have their bones picked clean and, still, buried in some form of sediment quickly (like burial in a grave).
Forests rarely ever have such conditions. Most bodies are left in open air, humid, bioactive, scavenger filled conditions with very few chances to be buried (unless they end up falling in a river).
Oh, and North American forests are possibly the worst possible forests for fossil preservation, if for no other reason than fucking porcupines. Little bastards actively EAT BONES. So, yeah, finding fossils in NA forests is nigh impossible for an already nigh impossible animal to expect a fossil from.
Alright, but that doesn't explain why we can't find them. Well, for starters, we do, you guys just call all the witnesses liars, drunks or idiots. And expecting that kind of reaction tends to dampen one's enthusiasm to tell people what you've seen...
... So that's your fault, when you really think about it.
Also, who's gonna fund a multiple years expedition into the most remote reaches of the continent, with people the scientific (ha, ironic) community has made a habit of condemning as quacks and hoaxers, with military grade search and reconnaissance equipment, trying to build an entirely new field of study from scratch, to find an animal that is deliberately, consciously, trying to not be found.
Oh, so you just conveniently just can't find any evidence, but it totally exists? We have hair, which is call hoaxes. We have foot, hand and full body prints, which you call hoaxes. We have dermal ridges (the stuff that makes your fingerprint, but they exist on your hands and feet), which you call hoaxes. We have photos, which you call hoaxes. We have videos, which you call hoaxes. We have audio recordings, which you call hoaxes. We have basically everything short of a physical specimen.
Well then get a physical specimen!
A) Again, they are actively trying to stay away from humans. They likely don't visit the same places twice when they see humans around.
B) Sightings are rare, brief and probably deliberate on the Sasquatch's part as a way to scare you off. You're not going to be running around the forest on your normal hike with a tranquilizer gun to quick-draw at a moment's notice and that animal is definitely not going to let itself be seen for very long.
C) Hunters usually have a habit of NOT shooting the upright, human-shaped things in the woods. Even if it very obviously looks like a Sasquatch, most people would likely hold their fire in case it's an asshole in a suit.
D) Even if you manage to shoot one, do you have a chopper to haul it out? No? Well good luck dragging a 6-10 foot tall, 400-700 pound behemoth out of the woods with nothing but your bare hands.
And finally E) I'd like to at least hope that most people would be hesitant to kill something that looks so much like a human. If you saw a mother and young, could you really bring yourself to killing them?
Any debate is welcome, just be civil.
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groovy-galaxy · 2 months
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Ask Me About Cryptids Button
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carbonatedbexxer · 1 year
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You can't win me, I can't be beat I won't hurt you unless you cheat You can't see me behind the screen I'm half human and half machine!! Art by me, inspired by "Cabinet Man" by Lemon Demon
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labete-du-gevaudan · 8 days
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startheskelaton · 3 months
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Growing up as a creature
I really hope this doesn’t come off as a “I’m not like other girls” post. I love all women, except the ones that are mean. Like Margret Thatcher
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julietsartvision · 1 year
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everyday he gets closer, and closer…
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shawn-langley · 1 year
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My latest artwork depicting the mysterious Mothman from Point Pleasant, West Virginia, created using Pentel pocket brush pens, water pens, Copic markers and Posca paint pens.
See more of my work at https://shawnlangley.myshopify.com
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