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villainessprefect · 1 year

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A Twisted Host Club

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[kicks a hypothetical door down] hello I’ve been hit with a funny idea and my brain demands to write it down so here are some thoughts of an Ouran Twst AU??? It’s been a while since I’ve touched Ouran though so this is just some general ideas that came to me.

Little notes:

Magic is a thing but not too relevant?? I was thinking of this as more of a regular high school AU but has a variety of species (ie merfolk, beastmen, fae). tbh it might just be more focused on transformations and allowing other kinds of folks into one school.

MC is kept gender neutral. You can imagine them following the same thing as Haruhi or not, but thats up to the reader.

The Host Club is the main cast, but I tried to include everyone and your connection to them lol

Most of the students here have money/are rich in some form/have connections to wealth.

RSA is still a rival academy I just didn’t have too many thoughts about them to throw them in here atm.

Yuu / the reader - The rare scholarship kid at NRC. Smart and generally keeps to themselves. They are in the middle class and while not “poor” they are compared to most in the school. Initially interested in the photography club but got dragged into the Host Club after their cat, Grim, broke a rather expensive vase. You start off being a gopher for the club members, but by the end of the day you’re the pretty commoner that the rich folk flock to to get an insight at that “poor” lifestyle. Its weird but you definitely feel better knowing that you can survive in the world without money compared to those here.

Crowley - Your adoptive father who was the one that pushed you into attending NRC. He doesn’t tell you he’s the principal of the school until you actually get in. Surprise! He uses the excuse of not playing favorites yet boasts that you got in all of your own accord with no strings attached! You just have to pay for things out of pocket if you want anything, like say, a uniform for example. He is rather flaky, but he provides you a home and food, thankfully.

Grim - A stray cat that lived around Crowley’s home and that you picked up when you moved in. He’s a bit mischievous and glutton, but adores your attention. Your first day of school had him meowing out for you. He managed to get out of the house and followed you to school. Trying to keep the cat hidden proved to be difficult and eventually a failure on your part when he led you to a fancy club room and broke a priceless vase. At least he’s popular amongst the girls and now acts like a mascot for the Host Club.

Host Club

Vil Schoenheit - The infamous president and leader of the Host Club. A young star model and actor. His father had acted in the Host Club in his youth and he decided to take the reigns when it was his turn to attend NRC. He uses it as a form of training, acting for others given their wishes. But he’s also fairly strict on those in the club and those he performs for. If you want him to lend an ear, be prepared for some harsh and blunt words. Most who come to see him are more for his popularity and celebrity status, others come to learn from him, whether it be for acting or skin care routines.

Vil always seems to be angry or disappointed with you. It’s hard to tell why, yet he’s the one that cleans you up and makes you look like a whole new person. While you now physically fit in with the rest here, you must act like it too. Even if you’re simply paying off a debt, you’re part of the club and you will act like a member. He’s always keeping an eye on you though and thinks you have potential. And he may have a soft spot for you to. While he won’t say it aloud, he hopes you stay even after your debt is paid.

Epel Felmier - Vil’s forced understudy. He’s been designated to be the one to take over and lead when Vil graduates but Epel has no interest in being a host. He hates being called cute and has only recently been learning to use it to his advantage. Epel longs to be in a sports club and skips out to join in on activities when he can. Despite being from the countryside, he does have funds thanks his family’s apple business.

Epel tends to go to you to complain about Vil. You’re in the same boat as him after all! He knows he can be rowdy and drop the prim and proper act around you too. He’s someone you can talk to and not have to worry about the financial gap. You’re always the first one he offers his apples to. You also share the same classes as him, so you two are generally seen together alot.

Azul Ashengrotto - The businessman behind the Host Club. He generally acts in the background, taking care of funds and making appointments. He doesn’t generally take part in acting as a host, rather as someone who will listen to your woes and even offer to solve all your problems...for an additional price. Most go to him when they have troubles with their grades or want to win the heart of another host, which is, unfortunately, the only wish he cannot grant. He’s in charge of snacks/food offered in the club and has a different theme each week.

It seems like Azul is always finding a way to inflate your debt. You can’t tell how much you owe at any given point and it feels like you’ll be paying it off even after you both graduate. Despite all the finances, he does offer you his time. Tell him your poor woes! He’ll help you out! You’re a little wary but sometimes you do cave, for minor problems though. Surprisingly, most of his payments are through information and you can’t tell if thats better or worse than increasing your debt. Still, he is an upperclassman you can turn to if you have studying problems. Which, thankfully, isn’t something you have to go to him for.

Jade & Floyd Leech - The twins of the club and Azul’s childhood friends much to his dismay. Seen together nearly everywhere they go, they always seem to be plotting something. They assist Azul with snacks but take their own twist on it when he’s busy. Jade offers a kind hand to all those in need, but he’s a little...odd about it. He knows more than he lets on and can serve anyone. Most first timers are sent to him. Floyd, on the other hand, is for the thrill seekers. When he’s in a good mood, at least. He doesn’t really do hosting, just plays around with those that go to him. Wanna play tag? Some new commoner sport? ‘Escape’ from the cruel tentacles of Azul? If he’s in a bad mood you can usually just vibe beside him or try to lift his mood. He likes to ‘squeeze’ people whenever he can, whether they are his clients or not.

Jade enjoys surprising you in many ways. He’s usually the first to greet you at the door, always knowing when you’ll be arriving even when you’re late. He appears to be under the guise of making you feel welcomed in this unfamiliar environment. It’s hard to believe him though. He enjoys the fact that you’re willing to try out his specialty dishes despite what may be in them. Whether its braver or hunger driving you, he’s curious. He wants to observe you and learn more about the little debtling in the club.

Floyd is one that always enjoys seeing you even outside of the club. It’s not surprising to be snatched away by him. If anyone is going to ruin your perfect attendance, its going to be him. Still, he enjoys your presence in the club too. He finds you entertaining and tries to get you to break more valuables just to keep you here. When he’s in a bad mood you’re the one they call on if no one else can get him to lighten up.

Kalim Al-Asim - One of the richest students in school. He’s energetic and kind and a lovable sweetheart. He’s here really just to have fun and enjoy his youth. Being in this club was mostly on a whim but he ended up loving it. Most go to him if they’re feeling down because he has a gift for lifting even the darkest of spirits. Some try to get his hand in marriage but attempts are either thwarted by Jamil or go over his head or both.

Kalim always brightens up your day. You hate to admit it, but he really does seem to turn any frown upside down. He’s the one thats furthest away from living a normal lifestyle and takes interest in any “commoner” thing you may have. Instant coffee, while not his thing, is such a fascinating thing to him. He usually offers to share his lunch with you. You think he’s too kind, even since he offered to pay off your debt. Sometimes you wish you’d taken it but would rather not be in debt to him and his family for the remainder of your life, even if he does say otherwise.

Jamil Viper - Kalim’s childhood friend and retainer. He’s here mostly to protect Kalim but ended up being caught up in the Host Club thanks to some persuasion from him and Azul. He tries to usher more clients over to Kalim since he isn’t used to the attention. Part of him enjoys being picked over Kalim and being favorites to clients. If Jade’s schedule is filled up, then Jamil is the second one newbies go to. He’s skilled in a variety of things and generally pleases those he’s with with ease.

It was a little difficult getting to know Jamil at first. He always presented Kalim before himself. You learn that he’s smarter and stronger than he appears since he’s meant to protect Kalim, and in turn, you also learn just how important Kalim really is. Jamil finds you to be a little bumbling thanks to your situation but takes interest in how you deny Kalim. Your life could be so easy yet you choose the hard route. While his main goal is to protect Kalim, he ends up protecting you to.

Photography Club

Rook Hunt - An unofficial member of the Host Club. Despite him being in the photography club, he’s seen there more often then his own club. Azul uses him to snag pictures of the members, although most of them tend to be focused on Vil. He’s poetic and interrupts the Host Club’s sessions to praise their charms and beauty.

You try to learn about the Photography Club from him and take tips during your free time. It’s not easy with how he goes off about Vil and the others but you have to admit that he is giving you insight into the rest of the group. You learn that he’s a devoted fan to Vil and someone called Neige, the latter, you learn, is a name that should not be spoken within the Host Club. While Rook is a little odd, he does shower you in praises too. It’s nice to hear something so warm on harsher days or when you think you’ve upset Vil.

Student Council

Riddle Rosehearts - Student Council President. He’s very strict when it comes to rules. Clubs that fail to meet the criteria are known to be disbanded within hours. He doesn’t mind any of the clubs as long as they follow their intended purpose and don’t cause trouble.

Riddle is the top student in his grade and if you were a year older, you might just be academic rivals aiming for the top. He usually keeps an eye on you and your grades, you are a scholarship student after all. More responsibility falls on your shoulders than you think.

Trey Clover - Riddle’s childhood friend and Vice President. He’s the one that most go to instead of Riddle as he’s much easier to approach. Even so, club problems shouldn’t be passed to him as they eventually meet Riddle.

You’re one of the few, if not only person, that doesn’t think to speak to him first before Riddle. He isn’t sure if he admires your bravery or not. But that doesn’t mean he isn’t going to offer his hand to you. He’s also never going to let you forget the oyster sauce incident.

Cater Diamond - The Secretary of the Student Council. He doesn’t seem to take interest in his role and instead post on social media. He comes off as easygoing and sociable, which makes it easy for him to learn about the other clubs.

You follow each other’s social medias and learn that he’s dying to go to the Host Club. He tries to wiggle his way out of work but Trey never lets him escape. He’s a little ‘jelly’ that you get to spend time with Vil. He usually asks for pics from the club.

Board Game Club

Idia Shroud - The elusive President of the Board Game Club. It’s hard to find him and most times he doesn’t even appear in class. Apparently he has special privileges and has to show up once a week, test days are not included so sometimes twice a week. Most mistaken him for being in the Black Magic Club, even though he’s not. He’s just timid and socially anxious, but lightens up over a good game. His club also counts as one for video games he just has to be sneaky about it whenever Riddle does his monthly rounds.

Idia thinks you’re a weird normie. You’re in a club thats out of your league and somehow socialize with everyone else?! Even him?! Neither of you know of each other’s existence until Ortho brings you together. You enjoy being able to play games without hearing really obvious questions thrown your way and other belittling comments. Idia plays because they’re fun not because he’s interested in the poor folk’s social life of how to pass on boredom. You make a great gaming partner in his eyes, although he won’t say it...thats too hard of a difficulty level for him.

Ortho Shroud - Idia’s younger brother who appears on campus more than his actual brother. He isn’t human but looks one if it weren’t for the gadgets on his cheek that give him a mask or vizor depending on how he feels. Some dote on him and he uses that to his advantage.

You meet unexpectedly, nearly running into the boy who was on a search for his brother. While it gets you in trouble with Vil later on, you decide to assist him. Ever since then, he continues to go to you whenever he wants his brother to do more things in school. Sometimes he drops by the Host Club for ‘research’. He’s curious on how this human activity works and also informs his brother on it too.

Sports Clubs

Leona Kingscholar - Captain of the American Football team. He’s been held back a couple of years but his family provides money so the school doesn’t particularly care. Vil has tried to scout him out for the Host Club before but Leona has no interest in it. While he prefers to laze around, its thanks to him that the school’s team aces every tournament. There are rumors about him using underhanded tactics, but he’s never been caught.

He seems to have little to no interest in you yet enjoys pulling you aside whenever Vil sends you out for some reason or another. It’s like he has a sixth sense, knowing just when to use you for his naps. It’s nice to take a breather from running around and trying to be some host. You do your best not to fall asleep beside him though.

Ruggie Bucchi - Vice captain of the American Football team and Leona’s ‘underling’. He’s another rare scholarship student yet seems to be better off than you, school wise at least considering he has a uniform (although it was a hand me down from Leona, but still). He doesn’t mind playing the poor card and does his best to swindle those rich suckers out of their ‘spare change’. He’s quick on his feet and a jack of all trades. He sometimes works at the Host Club for special events.

Ruggie tends to laugh at your position. Being in debt sucks, but he gets it. He gives tips on how to lessen your debt with Azul considering he works with the guy every now and then. It just costs you a week’s worth of lunch. Paying him in food isn’t so bad, plus you get the occasional snack back when he’s feeling generous. You two joke about eating the rich which is pretty fun...except when getting caught by Leona or Vil.

Jack Howl - Track and Field club member. A first year on the team that shows real promise. He’s pretty popular amongst the sports clubs and was fought over which club to join, but ultimately picked this one. He doesn’t mind helping out other clubs if they’re short a member and as long as it doesn’t interfere with his own. Most people expect him to be a jock of some kind but are surprised by his smarts.

Jack shares a few classes with you. He’s been your classmate and partner. He comes off as cold but when he warms up to you, you can see how friendly he really is. Not many stand up for you, but Jack will. He doesn’t quite like you being in debt to the Host club, but there isn’t much he can do about it unfortunately.

Sebek Zigvolt - Equestrian Club member. A newbie in the club but shows promise. He’s a little on the loud side and you know when he’s coming whether its thanks to his booming voice or thundering footsteps. He goes on about Malleus (whoever that is) and isn’t afraid to lecture others on his greatness. Despite this, he can be quite gullible. He originally wanted to be in the Black Magic Club but Lilia convinced him to expand his interests.

You catch him mostly outdoors or in the hallways thanks to sharing classes. He seems to have a strong distaste for your upbringing. While he scolds you, he does seem to have some heart underneath it all. He doesn’t understand the Host Club at all and ignores the club mostly.

Silver - Equestrian Club member. He has a way with any and all animals. The horses listen to him and so do those in the Animal Breeding Club. It’s surprising he isn’t a member of that club, although they are trying to scout him. He has a bad habit of dozing off anywhere and at any time. It tends to get him in trouble, especially during class. He’s takes everything very seriously.

You stumble upon him once while he’s sleeping. From then on you learn to be more careful. Finding him sleeping is one thing, but finding him sleeping with animals is another. You wake him up when he can and he always thanks you for it. He’s a bit of an enigma but you learn that he is adopted to. His father sounds quite...interesting. And familiar but maybe you’re just imagining things.

Ace Trappola - Basketball Club member. A troublemaker and old friend. He’s carefree and blunt which hardly helps his case. He gets in trouble with the student council president a lot. His grades are mess thanks to the fact that he doesn’t study and loafs off in class, but he can pull out surprising answers if given the chance.

You didn’t expect to see Ace in this school. You knew him for about a couple of years prior to middle school. He laughs at your misery of being a new host and how you wound up in this situation. Still he hangs out with you and causes some mischief in the club. He helps smuggle Grim into classes with you whenever the cat decides to show up.

Deuce Spade - Track and Field club member, but also unofficially in the Gardening Club. He’s an ex-delinquent and is trying to better himself since he was given this chance to be in such a prestigious school. He works hard but his old self shows up every now and then. He has a soft spot for his mother and grandmother. He enjoys sports but finds some peace in the Gardening club. He usually waters/takes care of the plants on emergencies.

Deuce is the first friend you make in this school, that isn’t Ace. He did his best to show you around and act like the perfect honor student. You cheer each other on and study together mostly. He doesn’t like trying to help smuggle Grim into classes, but at this point he’s in too deep and knows how to do it, just like Ace. He offered to fight the Host Club once when he heard you were in debt to them.

Black Magic Club

Lilia Vanrouge - Lilia is the President of the Black Magic Club. It’s more of a place to hang out and escape from the world. Although it’s a little unsettling with how much he knows about demons and curses and whatnot, as if he’s been there to see them all. He’s playful and accepts anyone into his club. He tends to give those in his club a little charm he crafts himself, usually to ward off evil spirits...or so he says.

You stumble into his club one day and he takes an interest in you. It’s been so long since he’s seen someone so out of place in this school. He listens to you and asks for nothing in return, only giving cryptic remarks here and there. He has asked for your blood once or twice and you can’t tell if he was joking about it.

Malleus Draconia Hornton/Tsunotaro - A mysterious student who is supposedly part of the Black Magic Club. It seems to be only in name though as Lilia claims he needed one more student to make the club official, so he offered his name. Apparently he wants to make his own club but doesn’t have sufficient members to join, so he’s under this one for the time being.

When you first meet him, you don’t know who he is. It’s late at night and you’ve been held back at school far too late thanks to your ‘dearest’ father. He seems to have some idea of who you are yet you don’t know him. He prefers to keep it that way and allows you to nickname him. You call him a friend despite not knowing his name and sometimes you think he’s imaginary until you pass him in the hallway. You don’t understand the weird stares you get when you wave to him and he waves back.

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quietwingsinthesky · 9 months

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Wait now I'm curious, which characters would you bring back for your fun self-indulgent fic?

first and foremost is that by the end, all angels have been restored to life. they're a little fucked up and traumatized and disoriented by all of it, but they're alive and ready and willing to start fixing heaven to not be a torture cult. archangels especially. this is mostly their mess, they're gonna fix it. special mentions go to uriel because i need his interactions with lucifer's children, that would be insane.

second and also obviously to me is charlie and kevin. they're. they're fine. they're literally fine, their deaths were stupid and pointless and they're fine. i guess by nature of the rewrite rowena hasn't died yet but like. she also falls under this category. crowley too.

oh! and meg! absolutely meg! very important to me that if this is a story about lucifer's kids, that we address the elephant in the room of demons Also Being That, Sort Of. and like. megstiel endgame. megstiel endgame is so real to me. they get each other. they have both done some fucked up shit but they tried to be better and waaah. there is no castiel confession scene in this au because things do not get that dire but if there were, he'd be giving his confession to meg.

now we get to the slightly more complicated choices. first up, bobby & rufus. because they are a pair, do not separate, ect ect. i love death's door as an episode but. i feel like we all have to admit that without bobby there was a huge hole in the show that logistically they filled with the bunker (home base + knowledge) but like. fuck that, man. let that old man live. let him be grumpy gay married with rufus. let him meet his grandkids who are technically lucifer's kids but whatever, it counts.

and jo and ellen. jo. and ellen. and. on the one hand, by s13 where do they fit, is it cruel to bring someone back after that long dead, but on the other, they deserve a chance. plus, maybe ellen and mary can bond over the whole dying and coming back and being moms thing, even if ellen's was a significantly shorter tenure in death. and jo trying to fit in with sam and dean when she's still so young... yeah. i think they should come back.

(and also nick should be. around. but like. very much not how he was written in s14 im so sorry my poor meow meow murder man but i find you significantly less interesting the more the writers pushed for you to be evil)

that's all the characters i can think of rn, but yeah. moral of the story is that Everyone's Fine. Highly highly traumatized, and that's part of the point, but like. they're alive. they have the chance to keep going. that is what matters.

#marie au is very. idk. healing to me. it is about Dealing With Your Shit #it is about 'here are these two kids and they're gonna get so fucked up by the world around them #and have so much pushed onto them because of who their dad is who theyre expected to be all of that #and it's not going to matter because at the end of the day people are going to choose love.'#its like. its taking that s5 ending. its taking that and bringing it forward.#going you did this once. you can do it again. this is how the world is saved.#its late im being sappy lmao sorry #ask #marieposting

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loserchildhotpants · 1 year

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so ... i've seen multiple like polls/memes about characters being babygirl along with (affectionate) or (derogatory) and i'm confused. i am "at this point i'm too afraid to ask" meme. I understand blorbos and poor little meow meow *i think* but idk what babygirl is meant to mean can you explain? (I'm asking you bc you're someone I follow who I've seen use it and I trust you to actually try to answer my question)

hello, anon! happy to help!

so just to be clear on other vocab:

blorbo: this is applicable to any character you obsess over. if they're in your head constantly and you have a 3d model of them in there that you shake around and rotate 360 degrees all day like a rotisserie chicken and u just think they're neat!!!! that's a blorbo. blorbo is a catch-all for this phenomenon, whereas Glup Shitto is a more specific sub-genre of blorbo generally used to specify the media from which that blorbo comes from; Glup Shitto is a blorbo inspired by Star Wars style names, so if someone makes a post about Glup Shitto you can basically imagine what the fandom is like, whereas a blorbo can be from anywhere or anything.

poor little meow meow: this is applicable to characters that commit atrocities but you have deemed this, personally, forgivable or even kind of funny, and you don't see why they should suffer consequences. sometimes this is bc they are v sexy while committing crimes, sometimes this is bc they were v pathetic while committing crimes, or are cheeky and bat their eyelashes at u after having committed crimes. either way, you're like 'hey, no one put my poor little meow meow in prison, they did nothing wrong' (someone in the audience may be like 'what abt all the atrocities?' at which point, you remind them, 'they're my poor little meow meow')

now onto a babygirl.

babygirl is more often than not used to describe a queer-coded masc character who is more often than not splayed across the ground or covered in blood.

babygirl, like Glup Shitto, is a specific type of blorbo experience.

as an example, Dean Winchester is my babygirl; he's toxic, his lashes and lips are always on point, he cries a lot, he consistently breaks things/people/the geneva convention, u can find him on the floor a lot, but also often splattered w blood. something abt him makes my heart go doki doki, and i think to myself 'look at my babygirl go. look at him, flirting badly and clumsily mishandling a coffee cup <3 love my babygirl <3'

when someone puts '(affectionate)' next to any noun, it's meant to be said w love and tenderness; 'you harlot (affectionate)' and the opposite of (affectionate) is 'derogatory' meaning, when u read these words, hear them in your head as insulting bc i mean it as an insult.

so if someone gave me options w spn characters, i'd label Castiel my poor little meow meow, Dean is my babygirl (affectionate), Sam is a fantastic blorbo, and someone like Crowley, who i love to hate, is also a babygirl (derogatory).

all of these words are abt what u feel in ur heart tho. blorbos can be OCs, blorbos can be from ur shows. blorbos can be mentioned in a single line of text or be a blurry extra in a movie that u just become obsessed w - that's a blorbo, baby. it's blorbo, your favorite!

all these other things are just fun ways of specifying ur feelings abt ur blorbos.

i genuinely hoped this helped lmao

#ask #anon #blorbos

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miraclerizuin · 2 years

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did we all have a good saturday here in the void? I had a fun time, my energy tanked at 1pm, I fell asleep on the couch for half an hour & felt ill for the rest of the afternoon. I do not nap well

whatever. let’s talk about castiel

first, to check in on some other members of the extended fam:

Bobby & Garth helped Kevin get away from Crowley and set him up in a safe house to translate the demon tablet

Bobby is trying to retire without telling anyone that he wants to retire i.e. he’s trying to train Garth to take over for him without Garth figuring out he’s doing that

Jo is off doing her own thing. being dead for 2 years gives you such an identity crisis

now, cas has just come back from purgatory, but have the kids met cas??? Well yeah he was in jesse’s original episode, in which he tried to kill Jesse and Jesse turned him into an action figure. Cas has… probably apologized? Possibly bc Dean made him? & he may have met Emma briefly after coming back to life in s7, but it was awkward as hell bc he and dean were still kinda in a fight

Emma takes to him RIGHT AWAY while Jesse is like “I’ve got an itemized list of all the times you’ve wronged us and I’m not prepared to forget about it” and Dean, whose feelings for Cas swing back and forth between these 2 extremes constantly, is very..........

Dean when Emma only wants Cas to read to her at bedtime: that angel is a war criminal and not to be trusted!!!

Dean when Jesse points out that Cas is a war criminal not to be trusted: no he’s not he’s just a little dude. A cool guy. My pal, my bestie. A poor little meow meow, even

good night sleep tight we’re getting new family members tomorrow

#uh oh she's talking about spn again #castiel #emma winchester #dean winchester #keep your heart young

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gayward-son · 9 months

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GO Season 2 Episodes 2 and 3 Thoughts

Spoilers under the cut! Apologies for the disorganization this is purely stream of consious fresh out of watching

YESSSSS flashback! Tbh I originally thought that the minisodes set in the past were going to be more of a time-traveling plot than flashbacks based on how they were described in interviews, but I think this makes more sense because introducing time travel in any series usually just leads to more questions lol

The Book of Job minisode KILLED me. 1) I guess I was wrong about them not remembering meeting as angels, though I wonder then did they ever interact more than that one time millions of years ago? if so, I guess their meeting at the garden of Eden was more of a reintroduction as angel and demon rather than as both angels, though i'm really really curious then what Crowley's name was before he became a demon, because otherwise Aziraphale wouldn't have not known what to call him at the garden of Eden. Anyway, the angst of them remembering when Crowley was an angel is just jdskdjsaklfaj fanfic that explores that was always my favorite so this just HURT

2) Gabriel not understanding childbirth is hilarous considering the fact that he's the angel who tells Mary about her pregnancy. i imagine him appearing to her like, "Good news Mary! You're going to have a child! Now go to Joseph and grab his rib :)" and then when she actually gives birth he can only stare and say wot the fukkk.

3) Aziraphale believing he was damned for hell was just heartbreaking to see my poor little meow meow :( idk if it's just cuz i love him so much, but I feel like Aziraphale's been more of the focus this season so far, with the episodes exploring how he started diverging from the rest of the angels while Crowley just kinda serves as the temptation and driving force for Aziraphale's development. I wonder if the later episodes will return to Crowley's whole existential dread of "what's the point," or if that will be more in the possible 3rd season

4) Aziraphale eating for the first time. Incredible moment. No notes.

I totally forgot that the miracle was meant to keep the angels and demons from noticing Gabriel and thought that they were literally seeing him and just intimadating Aziraphale lol but I do wonder how their miracle was so powerful when they were barely trying? I guess the science behind miracles doesn't really exist and Aziraphale and Crowley are not exactly the brightest with their plans but somehow i'm still surprised that they could fuck up this badly

The second minisode honestly wasn't as exciting for me, morality not really exisiting under capitalism is a decent topic to explore, but i dont know, it felt a bit out of place? i couldn't really see how the flashback helped with the mystery other than giving some history about The Resurectionist, though hopefully more context is revealed in future episodes. Also i have no idea what the hell Crowley was doing at the end of it with all his shouting and growing and shrinking, I understand it was the poison but again just felt out of place (that was how i felt about the plant scene in season 1, and now i love that scene, so my opinion could change)

Aziraphale driving the Bentley! He was so silly billy when he was excited to play detective I love him. Also Crowley taking care of the bookshop, making sure not to sell any of Aziraphale's books, and worrying for Aziraphale's safety <33 they need to stop being so LOUD.

Muriel on earth! Third episode, not second like I thought, and they were so adorable!! Aziraphale's sarcasm when talking to her was so good too, and we got the Crowley sitting on the chair scene lets go gamerss

Maggie and Nina and Maggie and Nina ahhhhhh. I do wonder how they're going to resolve the fact that Nina already has a partner but I guess ill have to wait and see. The moment of them under the awning was so cute and WHEN MAGGIE SAID "YOU HAVE NO IDEA" asjalfafkfs the gay angst the gay yearning i cant

Also love how theatrical Shax is with her entrances she's clearly having fun with it, wonder if she'll take Crowley's side or hell's if that war happens since she seems to have a bit of an understanding with him. Also Beezlebub getting some exploration into their character was not something i was expecting, wonder what will come of that

One last thing: my mom loved the statue of Gabriel. Lost her shit every time she saw it. Whoever designed it, great job

#good omens spoilers #good omens 2 spoilers #go2e2 #go2e3 #go2 spoilers #intellectual monologue #not c*rry on

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bluemoondust · 2 years

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Twisted Wonderland

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blorbo (favorite character, character I think about the most)

Rook.

There is just something about him that draws me to him. I just really enjoy his character and he's the type of character my friends would question about because of that— but ya know, for fun.

Everytime he shows up, my daily dose of serotonin boosts ten times. I could honestly make one of those power point posts about him if I had the chance. I MEAN LOOK AT HIM! He's quirky, very pretty (wanna give him a smooch on the cheek and forehead), I love a man with passion aksjkwkwj— and he's just... Super supportive, I love him lots,,,

scrunkly (my “baby”, character that gives me cuteness aggression, character that is So Shaped)

Ruggie and Kalim, but for complete different reasons. Kalim is like that Baby, Baby Boy meme because I just love rays of sunshine despite being an introvert (and people like him overwhelm me sometimes—). Ruggie on the other hand is like if I say baby, it's with aggressive affection or just like for fun as I say "He's my babygorl".

scrimblo bimblo (underrated/underappreciated fave)

I've heard he's underappreciated by a small few but I don't know if that's true BUT— Jack.

Besides the Adeuce duo, I really like Jack and especially because I... Am a sucker for male tsunderes! Like, you know, the ones who try to act all tough but are sweethearts deep down with a heart of gold? Yeah, that's the one. ALSO WOLF— Seriously, he's such a great character in my opinion and I'm glad to see him in the new event going about.

glup shitto (obscure fave, character that can appear in the background for 0.2 seconds and I won’t shut up about it for a week)

I guess I can call Lilia my obscure fave? He's just some guy who came out of nowhere and raided my mind. Now he's just here rent free. But absolutely, I can talk about him a ton if given the chance because I enjoy him as a character!

poor little meow meow (“problematic”/unpopular/controversial/otherwise pathetic fave)

It's Jamil. This can also apply to Sebek as well. I have no idea what else to say ack— I like them despite the red flags but red's one of my favorite colors. They're also characters I would torment for fun but I felt like they fit here more.

horse plinko (character I would torment for fun, for whatever reason)

Ace. Ace. ACE. Bully the bully, right?/j Ace is just one of those characters I'd clown on and if I was in TWST, would make fun of him for what happened in Chapter 3 because— *wheeze* Basically the type of person I'd poke fun at and affectionately say "my detested" every now and then.

Leona also falls into this, but it's because I feel like he deserves it.

eeby deeby (character I would send to superhell)

Crowley— but out of affection, you know.

#☆moondust.answers☆

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diredove · 3 years

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Hello!!! May I request Staff x Reader scenarios or headcanons whichever you feel like doing where the reader gets very flustered and bashful at flirtation and compliments towards them? 👉👈😚

You bet! Thanks for my first ask! <333

This is pretty long since it includes everyone, so most of it is under the cut! Let’s see how I do, hehe

Dire Crowley

- He gets a major ego boost out of it, your blush can only mean that his charm is still as all-encompassing as it was in his youth!

- He's going to act (very poorly) like he's apologetic about making you shy, but his apology is buried under him having a big head about it

-"Ah, am I too bold for you? I can't help that I am not only kind, but also debonair! It is a curse!"

- Also just because he apologizes for being bold doesn't mean he's going to stop! Now that he knows how much he effects you he's going to flirt with you at every chance and revel in the flush on your face

- "How cute, I've once again put you under my spell! Will you ever recover?"

- You can say goodbye to the days you could walk freely on campus, because now you never know when Dire is going to catch sight of you and yell out some super specific compliment at you even as you try to run

- No seriously, he pops out when you least expect him with the cheesiest lines on the tip of his tongue, if you weren't so busy being embarrassed for yourself you'd be embarrassed for him

- But it's okay, everyone else side eyes him for you, because it's actually painful how proud Dire is of himself whenever you can't meet his eyes

- The man is on cloud nine having an adorable being like you at his whim alright, you really need to understand how big his chest is puffed up because of you

- If you actually asked him to stop, let's be honest, he wouldn't listen at first. Dire is someone who needs it drilled into his head to get the picture and just one scolding isn't enough for him to give up his new favorite pass time

- If you truly mean it, he'll sulk about it and lament the loss of your rosy cheeks dramatically, but he'll back off if you don't budge

Divus Crewel

- Not surprised in the slightest, but highly amused.

- "Precious." Is his first thought, seeing you wring your hands in front of yourself

- Well, of course you're flustered by him, he flusters everyone. However, if it's you, he's less bored and much more playful

- Since he's always making some innuendo or being flirty already, he makes it a point to turn it up to 11 when he's with you. He wants you to know you're special

- "If I lined up every precious puppy in the world, you'd still win best on show."

- He's more sincere with his compliments, and purposely dotes on you more than anyone else so you get the hint he likes your flushing face better than all the others he's seen

- And poor you, Divus is trying to make his intentions known but for you he's just turning up the heat until you can barely speak to him

- At least before you could calm yourself down by saying "He's like that with everyone" but then he goes and says things to you that he most definitely doesn't say to everyone!

- If you tell him off, he will obey. It is never his intention to cause you discomfort, and if his advances aren't returned he's not the type to pursue someone unwilling. That's just plain uncouth.

- If you make your stance clear Divus will go in the opposite direction, making a point to be professional and polite with you to avoid coming off as disrespectful of your rejection.

Sam

- He stops in his tracks and stares. Wait, hold on, you're flustered? By him? Surely you've got the suitors lining up where you're from, right?

- "You're flustered over little ol' me? Well now I'm embarrassed, having flattered a an evening star like you!"

- If you attempt to deflect or downplay yourself, Sam's not having any of it. In fact, now he's just offended because you're trying to convince him he's blind and you aren't the prettiest thing to walk the earth

- Sam is definitely the type to call out your shyness, not to be mean, but to give you some confidence!

- Because, seriously, you're flustered? You should be getting bigger and better compliments than his left and right! Why, have you seen yourself?

- It's too late to try and hide your face from him, no no no, Sam is going to remedy this right now!

- Sam is the best at showing off the good qualities of his products, he could sell a bottle of water to an ocean if he wanted, and now he's putting all that energy into convincing you you're the cat's meow!

- "Look at those eyes, that smile, that sweet demeanor! You can't find that just anywhere, I'll tell you what folks!"

- Every time you buy something now, it comes with a compliment and if you try to reject it he's going on another spiel about your beauty until you get it through your head that you're a dime

- Unlike the others, he is directly against stopping his campaign. He wants you to be confident and sure of yourself, so he's less likely to back off

- He probably wouldn't stop until he got some sort of sign he got through to you, like asking you call yourself gorgeous and tell him your good qualities. If you can manage that, it'll satisfy him enough to stop waxing poetic about you. For now

Ashton Vargas

- He won't ever admit it, but he was shocked. Ashton's a confident guy, but he knows he doesn't have a good track record when it comes to romance.

- He hides it under his bravado, but he's over the moon that you're so receptive to his compliments

- "Oh, you embarrassed? Yeah, I have that effect on people!"

- Inside he's squealing at the idea of you thinking he's worth blushing over

- You being shy over him complimenting you gives Ashton confidence to woo you in other areas, if you like his flirting then you'll totally like his flexing and showing off too, right?

- He acts like a whole fool whenever you're around, he's like a schoolboy shouting "Look at me!!" the moment he sees you

- He could be eating lunch one minute, then you come in and suddenly he's decided to bench press the table. Oh no, you just thought you saw him drinking from his water bottle, he was actually pouring it over his face and shoulders because he's just so hot from his work out!

- He doesn't care who's around, which makes you even more embarrassed because everyone looks at you two and now everyone is looking to see your reaction

- Everyone is sick of him and wondering why you put up with his shenanigans, honestly.

- If it gets too much for you, Ashton will probably take it harder than others. Ah, so it was too good to be true after all, huh?

- He won't let it show to you though, he'll laugh it off and treat you just as well as he treats everyone else. He's past his teenage days of anger at rejection, he's a big boy now.

Mozus Trein

- What do you mean, you're embarrassed? He's mortified!

- He sees your blush and thinks he majorly overstepped, and quickly tries to reassure you that he didn't mean to be so forward

- "M-My dear, I assure you I meant no disrespect! I am not that kind of man, truly!"

- Which in turn makes you want to assure it not his fault at all and you fluster too easily, and now both of you are apologizing in circles

- From that moment on, Mozus basically flees every time you're in the vicinity, he's tarnished your image of him and he can never show his face again

- Don't be fooled, he wishes he still had that bold streak he used to. He could have gone about things much differently and really swept you off your feet!

- But his delivery was all off and he's too old for all this now, he could never charm someone as lovely as you with how rusty he is at romance

- Eventually he'll get over his shame and talk to you as though it never happened, do not bring it up he will cry, but he chooses his words much more carefully from now on to avoid further embarrassment

- He does try to compliment you after regaining his courage, if only to prove to you that he's not always that awkward, but it's always aborted and you never get the chance to flush over it

- You won't have to worry about teasing with Mozus, you'll just have to worry about the fact that one of you shy fawns is going to have to make the first move at some point and neither of you are keen on the idea

#twst headcanons #dire crowley x reader #divus crewel x reader #nrc staff x reader #twst sam x reader #ashton vargas x reader #mozus trein x reader

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transsexualhamlet · 2 years

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Owari no seraph for the ask game!

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hi hi hi!!!

blorbo (favorite character, character I think about the most):

Guren, probably. Compared to a lot of my other fandoms I honestly give most of the characters a fair chance, I write things for nearly every main character and a lot of side characters. But yeah, Guren's just. Guren's my guy. He's the blorbo. My dear departed husband who is a fictional war criminal

Runner up blorbos would probably be Yuu and Mika, though they just don't need any more attention since they're. Yknow. The main characters and tend to be overrated and mischaracterized so much it gets annoying! But they're mine and no one else is allowed to look at them except my beloved mutuals. Stop doing it

scrunkly (my “baby”, character that gives me cuteness aggression, character that is So Shaped):

Asuramaru. Asuramaru my baby girl. I've always considered asuramaru transfem bc of the way that their presentation goes from shorter hair and plainer clothes in backstory to a literal dress and hair longer than their entire body even tho they're technically supposed to be a guy i just. I don't care. Asuramaru what a girlboss<3 The she<3 I get so much cuteness agression from that fucking idiot I want to rumple her hair and put her in the washing machine and give her blood snacky snacks

scrimblo bimblo (underrated/underappreciated fave):

SHINOA MY GIRL AND YOICHI MY BOY. Yoichi my BOY he is literally my main kin in owari no seraph and I. Hgmghewihg. I'm a lil embarassed about that however. I hate how the fandom treats him because he's literally the most dangerous person on the squad like no fucking contest. He's the only one who figured out manifestation on his own, he's 10 times better at handling his demon than anyone else, his emotional control is off the CHARTS, he needs so much fucking therapy, I just. Dude. Did u guys forget about the whole. The. When chapter 51. Yoichi will get his time and you're all going to regret calling him an uwu baby when he does

And shinoa. I may not relate to her as heavily as I do with some of the others, but I want to rip her from kagami's cold dead hands and give her an article on comphet and also just. A hug. A long hug. She's a kid. She's the youngest one on the squad, I think. She's been given shit from the moment she was born and she has not had one fucking moment to be herself and yet she managed to have such a hilarious badass personality. She's also the same height as me and therefore we are siblings and she is me. I love Shinoa i lllvoe shnoia

glup shitto (obscure fave, character that can appear in the background for 0.2 seconds and I won’t shut up about it for a week): oh god I have. Several of these. So #1, Aiko. This girl

You know, the girl that gets one episode in battle of nagoya and then fucking dies. I, love her, she did nothing wrong, she deserves the world and she is so pretty. I also think she and Mito are kissing btw. Girlboss x girlboss.

Also. I think I win "obscure fave" because I was so adament not to make an actual oc that my other glup shitto is. I grabbed a guy who literally had a single throwaway line- not even his line, just mentioning him, and gave him a whole character arc and backstory.

This little guy here who gave Mika a death glare. I just realized now that I looked at this again he's calling the name dai. I thought HE was Dai. Well he's Dai now, who else is gonna correct me? Him and the kid Ferid dropped (who i named florian) are heavily featured in my giant ons rewrite as GIANT plot devices, given their own arcs, and used to further the arcs of Crowley and Mika especially, and to give a current insider's perspective of Ferid's Child Trafficking Business. Dai is actually a spy for the demon army in my fic, it's... yknow, I'd better not just start rambling I never even actually wrote half of their stuff but I love them dearly.

poor little meow meow (“problematic”/unpopular/controversial/otherwise pathetic fave):

God, both Mika and Guren fit here perfectly.

It's soooo funny how most Guren stans nowadays are some version of Mika antis, and most Mika stans nowadays are some form of Guren antis. I love them both and they're both my horrible terrible fucked up poor little meow meows. On an intellectual level both of them did SO many things wrong but also your honor. They did nothing wrong. Shoves the catastrophe behind my back. They have so many issues to work out I DESPISE them /pos but if anyone else says a SINGLE WORD against them they're catching my hands

horse plinko (character I would torment for fun, for whatever reason):

I loooooooove torturing guren it is my absolute favorite activity I love putting him in the guren plinko over and over like beast dazai i love watching him suffer and be in pain it's so fun because he's my favorite and i love him. Also though god what I would do to make him happy

eeby deeby (character I would send to superhell): Ferid. He's the reason i'm homophobic /j BUT SERIOUSLY ISTG I AM GOING TO PUNT THAT MAN INTO THE FUCKING ABYSS I LOVED WATCHING HIM BURN ON THE STAKE WHY'D THEY HAVE TO TAKE HIM OFF I LOVED WATCHING HIM GET CARRIED AROUND AS A SEVERED HEAD WHY'D HE HAVE TO GET HIS DECREPIT ASS BODY BACK

im going to create another one because I think it's funny: Blorbo-In-Law (character you know and like but aren't the expert on, however one or more friends does in fact legally own this character): Shinya. I like shinya just fine, I love shinya, but he's just not the kind of guy I can relate to nearly as much as guren and I know some of my beloved mutuals just know him so much better. But I know Shinya has a strong, dedicated fandom who is absolutely giving their lives for that man on the daily. Like. He gets NOTHING and I feel so fucking sorry for u guys lol

i WENT OFF on this one didn't i

#rowan gets yelled at #ask game #owari no seraph

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riktorart · 3 years

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“Welcome for the third, and (hopefully) final time to the auditorium, beloved students of Night Raven College! Yes, as many of you expect, this assembly is in regards to our ice cream fundraiser, which has yet to take off! However, now that I’ve recovered from my horrific injuries from last month’s assembly, I say it’s time for us to start anew, and introduce our new line of flavors!

… Why are you all groaning??? Truly you’ve not grown tired of ice cream already, have you?! … No, no, it can’t be… You all just must be far too excited to carry on! Very well! I shall introduce to you the newest flavors, and then you’ll be off! Making me… Err, the school, enough Madol to fix the chandelier that was broken (again) last week!

… Hm? Why aren’t we using the past flavors? … Well… You see there was a… Ah, would you look at the time! If we don’t start now, we’ll never finish! Vargas! Bring up the first cooler!!! NOW!!!

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Lemon Zestvolt- Don’t let his frown fool you, this sweet cream is actually quite sweet, with it’s mellow mix of lemon and lime that’ll make you smile! (... Though, it does take quite a while to actually get past the bitter aftertaste… And it’s surprisingly loud… And… It feels like it’s constantly judging my every move according to a standard that’s quite frankly unrealistic… And... You know what? We’re just going to move on for the sake of my self-confidence!)

Blue Berrygrotto- Despite it’s name, this treat’s name is quite deceiving! It’s not just blueberry, but in fact, a mix of eight different types of berries, all baked into a freshly warm pie and served a la Mode with a trustworthy smile~! (… Hm? What do you mean that sounds a bit much…? Ehrm, no matter!)

Even if it’s a bit… Wet, you won’t mind at all once you enjoy it’s wonderfully sophisticated taste! Ah and would you look at that! On sale for only 300 Madol! What a steal~! Make sure you stop by the cafeteria to buy a Blue Berrygrotto today!

Lion-Colored Kingsicle… Stick- … Well! There was a batch of ice cream in this cooler… And now it’s gone. We have no idea where it we- (... Oh, hold on, did we find them?) … Well! Turns out that as we speak, the original ice cream has been found tucked into obscure corners of the college where no person in their right mind would even think to look, or… On beds… (It seems the only reason they’ve been found is because they’ve begun to melt…)

… Well! We still have popsicle sticks available, so why not treat yourself with some? I’m sure at least one of you could find something to do with so many popsicle sticks!

(Warning: If you encounter this treat on your daily commute, simply back away slowly, and contact a trusted member of Night Raven College Staff to dispose of this treat. Do NOT engage. (Night Raven College is not liable for any injuries/death that may result in confrontation of this product.))

Coco’lover!- Ah, did you think this treat was simply coconut! Well, my delightful students, you are wrong! This ice cream is a delicate balance of coconut, and pistachios, a surprisingly friendly combo! … Well, that is as long as you like coconut… And pistachios… (On second thought, this combo wasn’t the best idea now, is it?)

… Ahem! I hear it pairs quite well with baked delights, so do keep that in mind!

Mortho Energy Drink… Sicle- Tell me children, would you like to stunt your growth by drinking unhealthy shots of pure caffeine? Well, I’m here to inform you that is a foolish idea! Why drink them, when you can eat them instead with an ice cream sponsored by Mortho™ Energy Drinks! Whether it’s for a late-night study session, or for an extra kick during finals, Good ol’ Mortho here will help to keep your poor body conscious against its will!

(... Also, please buy these as soon as possible. He’s beginning to miss one of our discontinued flavors, and will melt… (Night Raven College is not liable for injuries/death that may result from consumption of this product. If Mortho™ Energy Drink-Sickle commences Self-Destruction mode, toss it as far as possible, and duck for cover. To avoid such an occurrence from happening, do NOT insult any person with fire-like hair within the vicinity. It WILL hear you, and it WILL be upset.))

Catolate Diamikan- Do you need to take a… (Wait, what was that one site called…? Ah, yes!) MagiCam-worthy photo of yourself and friends? Well, fret no longer students, as this is the treat for you! A picture of you and Catolate’s smile is sure to be a hit! And if it’s not… Well, he’s flavored like white chocolate and oranges, so either way, you’re a winner!

(... Speaking of photos… Trien, why did you not like my “selfie” that I took earlier this afternoon? … Ah, you’re right! This isn’t the time for such trivialities! I shall simply discuss it with you later then!)

Mir-Lot- A treat based on the likeness of our beloved Magical Mirror itself! Doesn’t it look absolutely stunning, in all it’s glory? Ah, even this old bird can’t help but marvel at it’s timeless beauty… This treat is a nice, deep merlot-flavor, (non-alcoholic, of course!) that I’m sure more mature audiences will enjoy…

And even if you don’t… Well, you don’t want to hurt our beloved mirror’s feelings now, do you? You should buy one anyway, just so it knows for sure it’s appreciated~!

Berry Bad Cat- This… “Cute,” little feline’s filled with many surprises, and though most of them are a hassle… This surprise is actually quite pleasant! A bold blackberry taste, sprinkled with small popping candies that seem to light a spark along your taste buds… Why, it’s surprisingly easy to grow attached to it!

(… Wait, what do you mean my tongue has turned black?! Oh heavens, get me a mirror!!! And water!!!)

Ramshackle Special- Um… Well… This ice cream had no specific flavor. It was an amalgamation of every single flavor crafted so we could save funds and resources, and it was quite awful the majority of the time, so we’d lowered the price for 100 Madol, but… Before we even made the official announcement, someone snuck into my office and took every single one… Of course, they were at least kind enough to leave the funds for it all, but…

Oh, who cares about manners?! WHICH ONE OF YOU RELEASED FIREFLIES INTO MY OFFICE?! … Well, if no one will confess to the crime, then everyone will be punished for the crime! … Later, of course!

Now, like before, we have three special options that are just a tad bit above the rest in terms of flavor and appearances, so despite how kindhearted and generous I am… We will have to charge just a bit extra for these three. Surely you all understand~! These next treats are also quite limited, so if you desire to delight in one, make sure you buy them fast! Once they’re gone, they’re gone!!!

(Well… Not completely, but if people are under the illusion that there is no second chance, then they’re be far more likely to make impulsive purchases! Oh ho ho~ Dire, you clever, dapper man, you~ … Wait, did I say that out loud?)

… Anyway! Our first premium snack!

Rhymes Rosetarts- A delightful treat of sweet cherry tarts with cream and… Oh, is that actually a hint of roses I caught?! How interesting! I’d love nothing more than to dig in, yet… For some reason, I feel that even if my manners slip just a tad, that I’d be chastised… Ah, I suppose I will simply have to consume the treat carefully, lest my suspicions are confirmed true… Which they’re not!

(Night Raven College is not responsible for injuries/death resulting from consumption of this product. Make sure to review the rulebook supplied with each purchase before unwrapping this treat. Once it is free from it’s wrapper, it will always have it’s eyes on you…)

Varbucks™ Iced Protein Coffee- Are you fan of coffee? Or perhaps something sweet, but healthy? Well this treat i-”

“OI, DIRE! WHY AM I THE ONLY STAFF WHO’S ICE CREAM WAS AWFUL?!”

“A-ah! Professor Crewel! Well, err… I’ll… Get back to you on that, yes! So why don’t you have an ice cream and calm d-OWN NO, NO, NO!!! GET OFF THE STAGE I’M SORRY CREWEL PLEASE DON’T H-YAHHH!!!”

Apple Farmier- “... Well, I suppose since the Headmaster was forced to step away for “business,” I should wrap up this assembly. The final dessert available for purchase during our school fundraiser will be the... “Apple Farmier?” (... Crowley seems to have a knack for finding such strange names…)

The Apple Farmier is described to have an almost overly-sweet aroma of ripened apples, yet when bitten into, administers a horrific shock from it’s incredibly sour taste. Those who have tried it described an almost numbing sensation on their tongue, and one such person even lost consciousness as a result of it.”

“Meow.”

“(Hm? Quite right Lucious, thank you for the reminder.) If you purchase this treat, do be aware that our esteemed institution does not hold any accountability for any harm that comes upon you. Do consume the product at your own risk… As for the lot of you who’ve decided to fall asleep during the assembly, I shall see you in detention. In case you’re wondering, yes, I see you, and I will remember if you decide to “ditch.”

Now, you are dismissed. Vargas, please make sure the students return to class while I check upon the Headmaster’s condition… (And hopefully this will be the last of these tedious assemblies…)”

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Lionel Kingsbutter- “Have you ever sat down and thought, “Hm, there seems to be something missing in my life… Something… Hard, surprisingly sweet… And yet, something with a mean bite to match it’s bark?” Well, this treat has no bark, but it does have quite a bite! Smooth, delightful cookie butter than just melts upon your tongue, and plentiful chunks of crispy cookies! They’re a bit… Spicy… But strangely... Delicious! (... Water… I need water...! … Thank you, Trien.)

And if that’s not enough, why, just look at it’s adorable little ears, and i-YEOWCH!!! DID IT JUST BITE ME?! IT’S FROZEN CREAM, HOW DID IT DO THAT?! BAD KITTY, BAD KITTY! WHERE’S THE TRASH C-AAAAH IT’S LATCHED ONTO MY CLAWS!!! SOMEBODY, ANYBODY GET IT OFF!!! GYAAAAAAAH!!!”

#Twisted Wonderland #Leona Kingscholar #Sebek Zigvolt #Azul Ashengrotto #Trey Clover #Ortho Shroud #Cater Diamond #Grim Twisted Wonderland #Riddle Rosehearts #Ashton Vargas #Epel Felmier #Fan Art #Digital Art #Riktor's Art

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summerofspock · 4 years

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My patreon alternate POV request for August was an additional chapter of Under Construction from Aziraphale’s POV. I chose to write the night they came back from the beach and found Spider.

After a long day on the road, Aziraphale is looking forward to relaxing by the fire. Maybe having a beer and talking about nothing in particular with Crowley. He finds he likes doing that. Talking to Crowley. He knows how to have a meandering conversation. He knows that Aziraphale doesn't mean anything by his playful teasing, that sometimes it's fun to ask questions without any sort of answer.

Crowley offers to get wood for the fire which is a bit cute really since Aziraphale doubts he could carry more than two logs at a time. But it is the thought that counts.

His nice plans are interrupted when Crowley rockets back into the house stammering about a kitten stuck in the woodpile. It's not the first time Aziraphale has found a stray cat on his property but the woodpile will be a first.

He can hear it crying as soon. as they approach the stack of wood and he does his best not to worry. He can retrieve a kitten. With care, he begins to remove the logs from the stack.

"You poor thing," he says in an effort to calm the crying kitten. It sounds so pathetic. "You'll be alright."

Crowley vibrates behind him, anxiety practically radiating off of him. He does that often. A stack of batteries has less energy than a Crowley in the throes of anxiety.

Finally, Aziraphale removed the perfect log, revealing the cowering black kitten. It blinks bright yellow eyes up at him as he reaches down carefully, ignoring the scurrying spiders, and lifts it into the cradle of his arms.

"There you go. You're safe now," he says softly. He swipes cobwebs from the kitten’s black fur and feels a surge of gratitude for Crowley for finding the poor dear.

Crowley dips closer, skinny torso weaving around Aziraphale like he was trying to get a better look. "What do we do with him?"

Aziraphale strokes two fingers down the cat's forehead and replies calmly, "I suppose feed him and house him for a night and figure it out tomorrow?"

The cat chirps almost in response. Aziraphale will need to go into town and pick up supplies. Shadwell should have a few things at the general store that will do fine for one night. Aziraphale hands Crowley the cat.

Looking lost, Crowley takes it gingerly. His eyebrows furrow as he pulls the creature close to his chest and tries to pet it, albeit a bit clumsily, shifting it from hand to hand as he tries to adjust. His palms are wide enough that they can fit the kitten almost entirely. It’s strange that Aziraphale notices. He sees the tendons flex in Crowley’s fingers as he cups his hand. Aziraphale’s vision narrows to the contrast of Crowley’s pale skin against the dark fur of the cat. It begins to purr, a low satisfied hum.

Aziraphale tears his eyes from Crowley’s hands—good hands, gorgeous hands—and looks at his face. Crowley is staring at the cat in his arms, mouth slightly ajar. He glances up at Aziraphale and his expression does something amazing. His sharp features transform into a disbelieving joyful grin that reveals that one crooked incisor Aziraphale had noticed early on. Unabashed, unashamed, this smile shouldn't have been any different than sitting under the stars and talking about dolphin conspiracies, falling asleep in the truck bed after a night on the town, but it is. It breaks apart the everpresent harsh lines around Crowley’s mouth. Gone is the frown that chases every laugh. Crowley looks happy. Crowley has dimples.

Aziraphale’s heart dips into his stomach.

"Oh my God, it’s purring,'' Crowley says in disbelief, beautiful heartstopping expression shifting miraculously into something that shatters the delicate shell of Aziraphale’s chest. "Do you hear that?"

Crowley glances at him again and frowns. Aziraphale realizes he is staring with his mouth open and closes it quickly. He is supposed to say something. Crowley had asked a question. What had the question been? Aziraphale needs time to think. His heart is racing and he needs to think.

"Right. Yes. I—I can go to the general store and get litter. I'm sure Shadwell has some. I should just...I'll do that. Right now."

Somehow Aziraphale ends up in his truck, driving down the back roads to Pine Grove, his mind lighting up with every moment he has shared with Crowley over the last 6 weeks. Has he been a fool?

He remembers, with clarity, meeting Crowley that first night. Thinking him flash and a bit rude. Clocking Crowley’s attraction to him on sight and thinking nothing of it. People like Crowley are a dime a dozen. Except they aren't. Crowley is kind under all his bluster. He's funny and good at giving as good as he gets despite his clear anxiety. It’s turned him into a good friend. Someone Aziraphale is glad to know. Someone he thinks he will want to know for a very long time.

And yes, he might have been ignoring some signs of Crowley's feelings otherwise. The way Crowley blushes around him. Or secretly buys him books of poetry and hides them in his bags like Aziraphale won’t notice. And while all signs point towards such an attraction being romantic in nature, Aziraphale doesn’t want to assume. He is no stranger to attraction without romance. In fact, he thinks the last time he had a crush on someone was in uni. He’s dated since then, of course, but it has been years since that specific tug in his stomach. That skip in the beat of his heart.

Not that feeling that had entirely consumed him as he had watched a smile bloom over Crowley's face in front of the woodpile.

Aziraphale pulls into the parking lot in front of Shadwell’s and takes a deep breath. Is he really going to try to figure this out tonight? Should he do anything at all? Any potential relationship between himself and Crowley would be difficult.

But Aziraphale never feels like this. This earth shattering, jarring sensation like everything in his life has rearranged just because Crowley smiled.

The bell above the door tinkles and the smell of sawdust and old building greets Aziraphale like an old friend.

"Bit late for an errand run," Shadwell grunts from the register in his out of place drawl. One of the oddest things about this part of America is the strange subset of mountaineers who speak with a different accent. And own far too many guns.

"Yes," Aziraphale says, still dazed. "We picked up a stray kitten out by the cabin and needed to take care of him for the night."

"Your fancy feller is still staying with you then?" Shadwell asks, and Aziraphale couldn't care less for small talk. It seems Shadwell doesn't either because he takes an Aziraphale tumbled yes and turns back to restore the Marlboros.

Crowley is waiting at home so Aziraphale tries to be quick. Except Crowley is waiting at home and Aziraphale isn't ready to face him. He hasn't made a decision.

He looks at the cans of cat food that look like they've been there for at least a few months and inspects the expiration dates without really seeing them because his vision is still swimming with images of Crowley.

Crowley awkwardly looking away when they sat down for lunch at the riverfront. Crowley's gaze lingering on his chest when he got out of the shower. Crowley's shit eating smile when he finally beat Aziraphale at pac-man.

Aziraphale clutches at the meow mix in his hand and breathes through the pain in his chest. He can’t just give this up. Relationships fail for all sorts of reasons but it would certainly be doomed if he never even tries.

Aziraphale places several cans of cat food into his basket. Now to figure out how to tell Crowley. Another memory drifts into his mind, scented with salt and seagrass.

If I were interested in you, I wouldn’t use underhanded seduction tactics like forcing you to share a bed with me.

Aziraphale grips the shelf in front of him. "Oh, good lord," he hisses to himself.

Had he really said that?

And then Crowley had turned red and ran off to the bathroom. Well, Aziraphale probably has some apologizing to do. Some ground to make up.

Maybe he will plan something romantic. Crowley hardly seems the type to go in for being wooed. Roses and truffles certainly aren't the way to his heart. But everyone deserves to be wooed sometimes.

Aziraphale pays for his purchases and got back into the truck. His heart hammers for different reasons now. He is going to tell Crowley. Not tonight. But soon. Somewhere romantic. Somewhere that says I have feelings for you and I'm willing to put in the work.

Pulling up the gravel driveway, his stomach jumps in time with the bumps in the road. He certainly found Crowley attractive before. Or at least thought him the sort that people would find attractive. Thin, tall. Defined features. Well-styled, striking red hair. But he hasn't really thought about it. Hasn't really looked.

His hands shake as he turns off the ignition and he tips his head back against the headrest. He is about to walk into his house and Crowley will be inside. He will be in one of his tight black shirts. The sort that dip at his collar bones. He will be barefoot and Aziraphale will be able to see the delicate bones of his ankles, the rigid tendons of his feet.

And Aziraphale will want to kiss him. He knows he will. And it wouldn't be just any kiss. It would be a back you up against the wall and show you exactly how I feel about you kiss. It would be everything.

But it is most certainly too fast.

This is brand new. Aziraphale doesn't want to rush. He will make a plan and he will talk to Crowley, making it clear that their friendship is paramount and that his ability to sleep on Aziraphale’s couch is not predicated on Aziraphale’s feelings and they could...go from there.

Satisfied with his plan, Aziraphale goes inside and every little nice bit of what he told himself went to pot. Crowley is sitting on the floor playing with the little black kitten with a shoelace. Upon Aziraphale’s entrance, Crowley looks up and grins.

Dimples.

Aziraphale tears his gaze away lest he drop the box of litter and tackle Crowley against the floor. He turns away and kicks off his boots with more force than necessary

“Did Shadwell have what you needed?”

Is his voice going to do things to Aziraphale’s insides now too? Goodness, this is about to become unbearable.

“Yes,” Aziraphale manages, glancing over at Crowley to see the kitten climbing up onto his shoulder. The move has tugged down his shirt and revealed the ginger patch of his chest hair which Aziraphale has an insane urge to lick.

"I was thinking about names," Crowley says, crawling up into a standing position, careful not to disturb the kitten by his neck.. His shirt pulls taut over his thin chest with his movement, rising up at his waist and exposing the line of one of his hip bones. Good lord, how had Aziraphale not noticed the man standing right in front of him?

"Spider,'' Crowley says, draping himself over the back of the bar stool. Crowley does that. A lot of draping. Lounging. Dramatic really.

Aziraphale likes him so much.

Crowley must have interpreted the look on his face for one of confusion because he adds, "You know, like you said. There are spiders in the woodpile."

It is a miracle the Aziraphale doesn't kiss him then and there.

#my fic #lumberjack fic #azcrow fic

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xxsdelphia · 2 years

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If ur doing the blorbo thing

Twisted Tea

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blorbo: my top three boys are all really close together, but blorbo no. 1 has gotta be azul. he’s so adorable even if he’s a c*pitalist. look, it’s no secret octopi are my favorite animal, have been for years now, and it makes sense i’d like the octo-mer, right? but tbh i’ve also really enjoyed the archetype of Guy That Sells Things They Shouldn’t At School™ for even longer, so when he was introduced as this guy that scammed half the school, that’s fucking hilarious. and also, like, i’m not immune to gap moe. his whole ~ tragic backstory ~ hit close to home to me but even then, i love a guy who seems put together but is so aware and sensitive underneath, ya dig? i like characters that get flustered good

sckrunkly: i first got into twst for reasons outside of disney villain anime boys, but idia was the first one that i got interested in. his design is sooo pretty, and he’s just a little silly guy. he gets cyberbullied. he’s so sad. i love him dearly. i’d like to braid his hair and gossip about what happened at school and complain about his cheeto dusted hoodies and shove his face into my tits and discuss the latest nintendo direct and ask if he has games on his phone and give him a tissue and sleep next to him and play guitar hero with him. actually i want nothing more than to play guitar hero with him i think that would be a battle for the ages

scrimblo bimblo: i really couldn’t decide if azul or deuce was my blorbo but deuce is definitely my underdog so he goes here. i don’t have a good read on eng character popularity, but i love deuce! he’s my best friend! he’s fucking awesome. he’s so earnest so it’s easy to write him off s the standard hard worker but he’s so stupid when it counts. his energy begs for a grandmotherly figure to pinch his cheeks and remark about how tall he’s gotten. best himbo in the game by far.

glup shitto: weird choice, but i’m a huge yuu stan. i think he’s a hilarious protagonist, even with how little we see of him despite playing as him. i like when the game lets him sass someone with the choices, i live for smartass yuu

poor little meow meow: okay actually why does everyone hate crowley? i love crowley. his design is so cool! and he’s so lame! i love his lipstick and i love his yellow eyes and his stupid mask and his whole entire card anime villain fit. yeah, he doesn’t do anything, and i think he’s very useless, like the time when riddle went off the shits and crowley just surprise pikachu’d instead of, yakno, using magic or disciplining a student, but isn’t he so funny? he’s such a kind and charitable headmaster

horse plinko: slaps the roof of azul. this bad boy can fit so much projection in him. i could write such a banger ed fic about him if i liked myself more

eeby deeby: trey. idk sorry guys but i can’t stand him. he’s suspicious. he’s untrustworthy. if he was babysitting a child they’d be fine but then two weeks later the kid would, idk, babble word-for-word a summoning ritual or a recipe for devil’s food cake. i think it’s because he always has one eyebrow like 🥴 it pisses me off

#we get requests by the oscar peterson trio #bottleoflotion #blorbo asks

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jameszmaguire · 2 years

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For the fandom ask game: I have no idea what it is, but I've seen you talk about Succession? So maybe that? Or Good Omens, whichever you'd prefer <3

Oh I'm going to do both, these are fun :) and also looking at Succession to this lens has had me cackling for ten minutes now. Thank you Moxie, I appreciate it so much!

Good Omens

blorbo (favorite character, character I think about the most): AZIRAPHALE. I love Aziraphale. Aziraphale is such a good character. Fucking love that angel. Blorbo forever.

scrunkly (my “baby”, character that gives me cuteness aggression, character that is So Shaped): Wensleydale my boy!!

scrimblo bimblo (underrated/underappreciated fave): Pepper, even though she'd definitely object to being called that.

glup shitto (obscure fave, character that can appear in the background for 0.2 seconds and I won’t shut up about it for a week): the funky spherical demon from the last episode. What the hell was their deal?

poor little meow meow (“problematic”/unpopular/controversial/otherwise pathetic fave):

horse plinko (character I would torment for fun, for whatever reason): not to sound like God from this universe, but Crowley? Crowley is a very plinko-worthy character.

eeby deeby (character I would send to superhell): Gabriel in superhell sounds like a riot on multiple levels, honestly.

Succession

blorbo (favorite character, character I think about the most): alas, I am a Tomgirl. I love this character and everything that's wrong with him.

scrunkly (my “baby”, character that gives me cuteness aggression, character that is So Shaped): these characters wear three-piece-suits 24/7. they are not scrunkly in any way.

scrimblo bimblo (underrated/underappreciated fave): Marcia my best friend Marcia, Marcia should win the suck session.

glup shitto (obscure fave, character that can appear in the background for 0.2 seconds and I won’t shut up about it for a week): I think Jess is objectively too cool to be a glup shitto, but Jess. JESS!!!!!

poor little meow meow (“problematic”/unpopular/controversial/otherwise pathetic fave): aren't they all poor little meow meows? But Also Shiv.

horse plinko (character I would torment for fun, for whatever reason): I feel like it's an overarching feeling to want to plinko Cousin Greg. He is the plinko horse in human form. Same pool noodle physics.

eeby deeby (character I would send to superhell): pulling the lever to send Comfry there with no return ticket

Send me a fandom?

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ourloveisforthelovely · 4 years

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Time to Waste 12

Good Omens

Link to Chapter 11

Words: 2,070

Pairings: Gabriel x Reader

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You sat across Beelzebub as they ordered a drink. After the bartender dropped the drink off, Beelzebub decided that it was time to talk.

“I suppose you know what I am waiting for.”

You looked up from your own drink before leaning back in the chair.

“I am assuming that you want an explanation about me disappearing for the past five years.”

Beelzebub didn’t smile. Their attention focused on your face.

“Do you find this amusing? I was worried. Gabriel was extremely worried. A basket case is a better way to put your lover’s behavior.”

You smirked.

“He deserved what he got.”

Beelzebub was slightly surprised by your comment. They had expected you to make some type of comment of loyalty to Gabriel. Now here you were pretty much saying that he deserved to be stuck wondering where his pregnant girlfriend went to.

“I sense all is not well between the two of you. Is the reason that you left? If so what did he do?”

You shrugged.

“He called me a slut after you kissed me. So I guess that I have you to thank for all of this past trouble. Thanks a lot.”

Beelzebub instantly frowned.

“I don’t control that giant oaf that you decided to have a child with! I can’t control his mouth. We both know that it is a black hole where stupid comes from. Why did you take his words so personally?”

You sat your cup down.

“I don't know many women that want to be called a slut by the man that they love.”

Beelzebub nodded.

“Fair enough. From my observations, the two of you seem a little tense. Y/n, I know that you love Gabriel. Anyone who knows anything knows that. You, however, don't ‘have to put with the verbal abuse. If you do take him back, I do think it would be in both of your interests to discuss boundaries. I don’t want to have to hurt him because he hurt you. I think we both know that I could make him cry.”

You nodded. The prince of hell was right on that one! Things were tense! As much as you wanted to rip Gabriel’s suit off and have your way with him. You were fine with the idea of punching him in the face too. You could always ask Beelzebub to punch him?

“Tense is putting it lightly. Ever since I came back, things between us has not been great. We have come so close to fixing things but one of us says something stupid and everything gets shot to hell. I mean literally goes to hell in a handbasket. We are just picking at each other over the stupidest of things.”

Beelzebub wanted to make a snide comment about Gabriel being a giant pompous jerk but decided against it after looking at your face. You looked as depressed as your voice sounded! The prince of hell looked at you and was silent for a moment.

“Do the two of you talk? Share your feelings...that kind of stuff?”

You snorted. What Gabriel and yourself had been doing over the last few weeks wasn’t really “talking.”

“Kind of. Not really.”

Beelzebub looked thoughtful.

“How is he with the child?”

You smiled at that. Despite how poor your relationship with Gabriel was, he seemed to genuinely love his daughter.

“He does well with her actually. There are sometimes I think that he is a little stunned by her. Matilda uses that to her advantage too. If there is something that she wants and Gabriel is clueless about it she can manipulate him so easily. That’s the reason why we keep getting cats. Gabriel can’t tell her no. He just hides them in a closet and tells my father that he’s nuts overhearing random meowing.”

Beelzebub smirked.

“She seems smart...remarkably like you.”

You smiled.

“She is more like her father than you realize. Also, a lot like my own father.”

Beelzebub frowned at that.

“Great, another Crowley!”

That was the last thing that the prince of hell wanted to think about! One Crowley was enough! Beelzebub was relieved when they met you and you weren’t like your father in the slightest. Now here was Crowley’s grandchild who had the same quick wit and sarcasm.

You smiled.

“Matilda is a person all of her own.”

Meanwhile,

Matilda had snuck up the stairs after Gabriel. She poked her head into your bedroom where Gabriel stood to look out the window with a gloomy expression on his face. Matilda sat her cat down before going inside.

“Are you mad because mommy went somewhere with that fly lady?”

Gabriel looked down.

“Not for you to worry about.”

Matilda frowned. She was getting tired of being told this isn’t your concern or you are too little to understand.

“I understand a lot more than you seem to realize, dad.”

Gabriel sighed. The last thing that he really wanted to do was explain to his child why his relationship wasn’t working out with her mother. Being a little kid with that in your brain was sure to mess with you.

“Tilly, I am not in the mood.”

Matilda shrugged.

“It isn’t your fault that you are clueless when it comes to mom.”

Gabriel’s mouth dropped as he tried to consider his words. Now, if was appearing that it was time to argue with the kid.

“I’m not clueless.”

Matilda chuckled.

“If you say so…”

She turned and went back to her cat. Matilda picked the cat up and stroked the hairless cat’s head before turning back to her father.

“Dad, I understand my cat more than you understand mom. King Louis can’t even talk and I can understand him. Mom has practically shrieked at you what she wants and you aren’t getting it.”

Gabriel ran a hand over his face.

“Matilda I am really tired.”

“Well go take a nap!”

Matilda snapped and continued to stroke King Louis’ head. Gabriel, meanwhile, was busy looking at his daughter with a clear expression of unhappiness.

“Matilda, enough. Everything will be just fine between your mother and me. You’re just taking everything too literally.”

Matilda sat her cat down and turned back to her father.

“I take things literally because that is how things are.”

Gabriel was really having enough! Wasn’t four-year-old little girls supposed to be playing with dolls or something? They weren’t supposed to be working out the love lives of their parents.

“Matilda, I don’t have the juice for this…you really need to stop.”

Matilda snapped her fingers and put a cup of apple juice in front of her father.

“There you go.”

Gabriel sighed and stood up.

“Go play with the cat or something...act like a kid.”

Walking downstairs Gabriel muttered something about his life being a train wreck. He was so busy brooding that he didn't see Crowley sitting at the table.

“I would say train wreck is putting things lightly.”

Gabriel looked up with a frown.

“I wasn’t asking you.”

Crowley shrugged.

“You’re talking to yourself is the first sign of going crazy but then again you do get your best advice from yourself so…”

It took all Gabriel had not to blow the demon up. Had it not been for the knowledge that you would never speak to him again if he killed your father he would have.

“Crowley, I have enough problems on my plate without your snide little remarks.”

Crowley smirked.

“Aziraphale is really the one that you would like to speak to when it comes to relations. I would much rather tell you to grow a pair and apologize on your knees to Y/n and just maybe she will take you back ...but you and I both know that you are too cocky of an asshole to do that. Tonight and tonight only, I will turn off my sarcasm and listen to you bitch….and go…”

Gabriel didn’t speak for a moment. Crowley sighed.

“You’re wasting time.”

Gabriel sighed.

“Fine, what is the longest that you and Aziraphale have gone without having sex?”

Crowley raised an eyebrow.

“With each other?”

Gabriel groaned.

“I don’t care if it's with each other or someone else...don’t care.”

Crowley was having too fun with his light torture of the archangel but decided to tone it down since this did pertain to his daughter.

“We have stupid fights but we make up quickly. It definitely didn’t involve any unplanned kids coming along and one of us running away to Hull. That was what...five years that Y/n was away. I think that it's safe to say that you have me beat. Anyhow, I know my daughter. She loves you whether or not she wants to admit it or not. I also know that it's a bit hard for the two of you to fix things with Matilda on your heels. Here’s my advice, wake Y/n up around 4 am when the kid is asleep and make things right.”

Gabriel held his hands up.

“Y/n doesn’t go to bed until like one or two. Are you seriously suggesting that I go to her and ask her to wake up for that? Come on.”

It was Crowley’s turn to be defensive,

“What do you want me to say? You need to be spontaneous. It will help impress her. I get that the two of you are sarcastic. Well, she’s sarcastic and you are clueless. Is it really that bad, Gabriel?”

Gabriel was silent for a few moments.

“Let put it this way. We are having problems in the bedroom department and I am discussing it with you! There is also the fact that my four-year-old is picking up on this too and offering relationship advice!”

Crowley smirked.

“Matilda is very smart. Maybe you should listen to the two of us. You were so jealous when she walked out of the room with Beelzebub today. If you weren’t serious about Y/n, I don’t think that you would have gotten that angry. Now, go be a fucking man and do something about fixing this. You two are making me sick.”

Meanwhile,

Your mind had been in a haze of thoughts of both Gabriel and Beelzebub the whole way home. At least, you were able to determine that your feeling for Beelzebub was clearly platonic. You needed to talk to Gabriel. Both of you needed to turn off the sarcasm and overly active tempers and talk.

Matilda jumping out of the shadows and yelling, “MOM YOU’RE HOME!” broke you from your thoughts. You looked down at your daughter with an amused smile and half yelled “yes and so are you” back.

Gabriel and Crowley stepped out of the kitchen after hearing all of the yelling. Matilda, meanwhile, smiled coyly. Her plan to get the two of you in the same room worked splendidly.

Crowley looked between the two of you and faked a gag. He reached down at picked Matilda up.

“Come on princess, neither of us really want to sit and watch this.”

You waited until the two were out of earshot before turning to face Gabriel. His eyes were watching every move that you made without saying a word.

“I think we really need to sit down at talk.”

Gabriel crossed his arms over his chest.

“I wanted to talk before you took with Beelzebub. Let me guess, the two of you are together now.”

You sighed. Gabriel was jealous. You had the feeling that he was going to get all self-righteous and “archangel-like.”

“You can guess again. Like I have told you before, Beelzebub and I are just friends. I don’t know why you can’t grasp that being the all-knowing being that you are!”

Gabriel held his hands up before reaching out and tentatively took your hand in his.

“Please, I just want us to sit down at talk before Matilda gets away from your father. Can’t you give me like five minutes without one of us losing our tempers?”

You wanted to yank your hand away but you didn’t.

“Fine, we need to get out of here for a bit…”

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stoicizamm · 5 years

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The Very First Journey to Hogwarts

Harry Potter x Good Omens

This is my very first fanfiction, so please be gentle. Also you can request what you want me to write next.

Crowley never thought that he would find anything on earth amusing, until one faithful day while he was waiting for Aziraphale at an infamous bakery and got bored. He was looking around the shop at cutesy decorations and then in the corner of his eye he spotted something moving on the other side of the window. He thought nothing of it, there were just people crossing the street. But something in him told him that it wouldn't hurt to walk around a bit while he's waiting. Curiosity killed the cat as they say. He went out but still there was nothing suspicious. Then in all the crowd noise he heard a sweet meow. Finally concentrating on the ground he saw a ginger cat just below the window. This wasn't his first time seeing cats, he was there from the beginning of the world for god's sake... But still, this cat somehow got his interest. He felt the urge to pet it, and couldn't help but to do so. Cat just looked at him and let out a pleasant meow. But suddenly she stood up and he noticed that there was something wrong with one of hers paws, she couldn't stand on it. In that moment when he was measuring what was there to be done, Aziraphale showed up.

"Made a new friend I see", he said with a smug look on his face.

His eyes then drew to her paw so he got to his knees.

"Look at that poor creature, we gotta help her... Maybe I could try making something for her or..."

"No", he was interrupted by Crowley, "We should do this the normal people way, no miracles, no anything... Maybe she'll heal by herself if we leave her alone"

The cat seemed like she understood the whole thing and started to meow. But those two couldn't figure out if she was agreeing or not.

"Very well, if you want to do this the normal way let's just take her to the veterinarian. He'll know what to do and I won't feel bad for leaving her here", said Aziraphale with a sigh at the end.

The cat panicked and tried to run away but Aziraphale picked her up and, like he didn't notice her scratching him, started petting her.

"There, there, you'll be healed soon"

Crowley nodded, "Alright, how smart. I suppose you know where the closest vet is?"

"We can ask people how to get there... Crowley, darling, don't you see how many people are on streets today. Some of them are wearing robes like they're dressing up for some kind of convention. Surely someone will know where we can go"

He stood up and tried to ask a woman in a black robe with long curly hair and strange galsses and necklaces, but as soon as she noticed him she ran away. He then tried to talk to a man who had beautiful long blond, almost white hair. He was dressed like the fancy men that Aziraphale could see in his bookshop. But as soon as he started talking, this man only looked at him for a second. He seemed unpleased as he said "Piss of muggle"

Aziraphale didn't know what that meant so he stood there looking at the man for maybe too long and wasn't brought back to Earth until cat left another meow, then turned around and bumped into something. Not something, someone. There was, before him, a really tall man that you don't see that often in England. He had long locks and a beard, by his side was a huge dog, who despite his size, looked like a sweetheart.

"I'm sorry to interrupt you, do you know how I can get to the nearest veterinary clinic?"

"Course, no problem. It a peace of cake. You just go down this street an' turn left when yah see a sighn 'Ralph's veterinary clinic'"

"Well thank you,I'm really lucky to bump into someone like you dear sir. Can I thank you in any way?"

But the man didn't listen to him, he just ran off to a different direction.

"I guess not"

He told Crowley the plan and soon enough they were in front of the clinic. They checked in and waited patiently.

"I told you we should have left her there... Now instead of watching you munch down cake and drink vine I have to wait here and when we get out I'll definitely smell like this whole building"

"Oh, come on, Crowley dear... Look, it's our turn already."

The doctor's real name wasn't Ralph, but George. Actually, Ralph was his dad's bulldog, he just inherited the clinic. But that on the side, he tried to check the paw, but the cat would never let him so his only shot was, well... to give her a shot. While he was preparing for that the cat noticed the open window and, even though she had some problems, successfully escaped. Crowley and Aziraphale were still arguing so they didn't notice until doctor pointed it out. Then they ran outside to see if they could catch her, but instead, below the window of the operation room there was an old lady, who looked like she was a beauty in her earlier days and kept her beauty till this day. She was siting there and holding onto her leg until she noticed them. Then she tried to act natural, but no hope, she was already caught. And she knew, despite how they looked, that they were not dumb.

"Guess we found you, kitty-cat", said Crowley with a convinced look on his face.

But Aziraphale was still not sure... He rushed closer to her and said, "Hello, do you need any help? You look injured, maybe the veterinarian could help since we're here."

She looked at him in disbelief, then sighed.

"No... No, that disgusting doctor can't help me, his type of help would make me lay in bed for months..."

"Then can we help you somehow? We could take you to the doctor you trust?"

"That would be wonderful, but alas, you muggles can't go near the place where my doctor is..."

Crowley and Aziraphale looked at each other. The whole day they've been hearing that word... muggle?

Crowley started walking up and down, "Muggle, muggle, muggle... What do you mean by muggle? I've been here since your great grandparents were here and even before them and I have never heard that word"

"You... How could you... You..."

Aziraphale stopped her, "Crowley, keep quiet now"

"Keep quiet, how can I keep quiet. You, angel, from all the people are always telling me that I should 'explore the Earth' and 'Learn new things', well now I'm learning... Now say, lady, what is a muggle! Also how come you showed up just where the injured cat was? Explain everything"

"Stop it, Crowley, you'll scare her... I'm so sorry for my friend, he forgot to take his medication...", Aziraphale hurried to say.

"No... I would never think in my right mind that I could so easily bump into angel and demon on the street, nor that they would not be aware of people with magical abilities... Well then, since you two are not muggles I think that you could take me there. Up we go"

"We have been aware of the ones who predict, but the ones that can transform... Beautiful...", thought Aziraphale out loud.

" We're not taking you anywhere until you explain", said Crawley

" As I have already said-magic. There's a whole world full of magical people, as well as vampires, werewolves, trolls, giants..."

"So that tall man I saw must be a giant...", Aziraphale said caught in thought

"Indeed, he was a half giant, but... How don't you know about these things?"

"Well we were too busy saving the world to notice people turning into cats... Did you have any insights on armageddon?", asked Crowley

"Oh yes, but magical world almost had its own armageddon too. But for now everything is calm. So... I have told you everything, could you help me now", she finished

"Of course, just fill in on the map...", Aziraphale was interrupted by Crowley

"So, what is a muggle?"

"Crowley! I think she has said enough, and we should probably get going until things get worse. Where to my dear?"

"Have you heard of Hogwarts?"

"I've heard of that abonded castle... So your magical portal must be in there... You people are really clever... ", Aziraphale exclaimed

He was interrupted again, " No, that is the great school of witchcraft and wizardry, you might say that it's given this world some great wizards."

" So how can we get there? By a flying car? ", Crowley said sarcastically

" Well yes, that would do", woman answered

"Where do you expect us to find a flying car?!", he exaggerated

"Simply, I'll make it fly.", she said calmly

"Excuse me!"

All three turned around. There at the window they saw doctor George. He seemed to be holding a piece of paper.

"Someone needs to pay this!"

Aziraphale stepped in and gave him even more then what he asked for, just to 'never mention this to anyone'.

Crowley brought his car, and with bitterness let the woman do her part.

His car looked even more magnificent with the magic that he secretly wished for it to stay that way. They got in and helped her as well.

"Show the way lady!"

"Stop calling me lady, have some more respect you uncultured little... My name is Minerva, so use it."

Crowley gave her the are you serious (Sirius) look but went with it, "Please Minerva, show us the way"

She gave him the map and they went on their magical adventure that is not more or less important then the ones they had.

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