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uroutofshrimp · 2 years

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The pawn

#taz dust #taz amnesty #the adventure zone #indrid cold #mothman #crowbar time

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simpfors0up · 2 months

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crowbar time

#memes #video memes #crowbar #crowbar time

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yourlocalabomination · 2 months

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Hey, Dickhead!

*smashes your face in with a crowbar*

#if I had a nickle for everytime Ted spankoffski beat a character played by Jeff in the face with a metal object I’d have 2 nickels #my question is how did he obtain the crowbar? did he find it in an alleyway? did Teddy randomly have a crowbar in his studio apartment?#I like to think that Ted specifically went and bought the crowbar with the last 20 bucks in his wallet purely just to smack Kilgore with it #anyway big fan of how unhinged Ted is in this scene we need more of it #formal pertition to give Ted spankoffski a crowbar again and just set him loose into the wild. I just wanna see what he does with it.#(please ignore how I don’t know how to do side profiles I’m working on it okayyyyyyy)#ted spankoffski #theodore spankoffski #starkid #team starkid #starkid productions #starkid fanart #fanart starkid #time bastard #time bastard nightmare time #starkid time bastard #nightmare time #hatchetfield nightmare time #starkid nightmare time #nmt #hatchetfield #hatchetverse #hatchetfield universe #fanart #my art

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rainsparks29 · 7 months

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this is how it went down right

#we don't question why finn has a crowbar #fionna and cake #fionna and cake art #adventure time #prismo #scarab #finn mertens #krita #rain's silly art

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canneddolts · 8 months

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#half life #my stuff #i think this is funny w/o a captiom #also does anyone else get the thing when they hit something w a crowbar #and it spams the hit sound and splat effect a billion times #before the corpse(??) explodes #i should get a video of it bc idk if its somethjng wrong w my games……#or just blueshift i think #ii forogt

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aquared · 5 months

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my bad

#itchy always rummages through my cupboards ……… but he’s always rummaged through my cupboards for the last time …#/q #i think of things that make me laugh a ton #i hope you guys get the reference #homestuck #the felt #die 06 #crowbar 07 #itchy 01 #sorry for that absolutely abysmal crowbar side profile btw /hj #the more i look at it the more it looks better but i’m gonna apologize just in case

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the-meme-monarch · 24 days

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ok sorry i didn’t go insane over emesis blue like i thought I would but it is making me scared irl now. i can’t turn over in bed bc what if there’s a severed head positioned like it’s peaking around the doorframe. what if i look over and The Butcher is there

#genuinely that scene was the scariest part of the whole movie to me. a weird guy appear (your mom is also dead)#anyway i have a question. is the butcher a timeloop iteration of spy. like how the plague doctor is thought to be a future timeloop medic #my only thinking is The Butcher Looks Pretty Badly Burned Under That Mask. Spy Got Pretty Badly Burned Adn Started Wearing A Mask #but like the butcher is pretty clearly pyro’s model #and like why would spy timeloop torture his past self #also i think it was implied that the butcher and medic(unknowingly) orchestrated scouts kidnapping #and spy and medic kinda. didn’t get along HDBSHBEHDHSB #idk ive watched the movie twice now #emesis blue #ask to tag #words from the monarch #also is it accurate to call it a time loop. idk what else to call it. but like what was happening to soldier like the convo with demoman a #and throwing the crowbar/getting hit with the crowbar would be timeloop shit right.#there are timeloop ELEMENTS but im not saying the whole story is a timeloop. yknow #also this movie is kinda funny to read stuff about out of context when you already deeply know tf2. they sure put these guys in A Situation

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sincerely-sofie · 4 months

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*silently slides Twig/Ark content onto your dash* *scurries away into the night*

(Read the rest under the cut!)

#Ark: *has been trying to subliminally influence Twig into making the first move bc he doesn't want to risk getting a bad reaction himself*#Twig: Oh hey dude you dropped this hint-shaped object! Better be more careful next time! You don't want to lose your things haha :)#so much stuff that has none of its background in this comic...#Like the fact that the two breakups that Celebi didn't know about were Twig getting catfished by a couple of ditto #Or how the little bouquet / floral arrangement thing Ark is putting into a vase at the start is something Twig picked while on a walk #and then dropped off on the counter with the plan of throwing it out when she got back to it but Ark put it in a vase before she could #And Ark begrudgingly asked to be taught how to cook by Dusknoir and Grovyle #and as soon as he knew enough of the basics to work on his own he ditched his tutors ASAP bc he hates them #Also how Celebi pried Ark's feelings for Twig out of him with a crowbar and she is ALWAYS on his case about it #“SHE'S GROVYLE'S SISTER YOU IDIOT. SHE'S NOT GOING TO CATCH ON TO ANY OF YOUR SUBTLETY. JUST TELL HER POINT BLANK ALREADY”#Flash forward to this comic where Ark's actually trying to be blatantly + unavoidably clear and Twig STILL manages to misinterpret things #She's somehow even more annoying as a love interest than she was as a hero foiling his 700 color-coded backup plans for world domination #He's so tired guys. Someone put him out of his misery.#the present is a gift au #stuff by sofie #pmd eos #pmd #pmd explorers #pmd2 #pokemon mystery dungeon #pmd comic #pmd au #pmd darkrai #pmd hero #pmd2 hero #pmd oc #pmd sky #mystery dungeon #pmd celebi #pokémon mystery dungeon

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abirdie · 9 days

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I am literally two minutes into Old and I already want to gnaw off my own arm.

#and I think a minute of that was the opening titles #I think there have been FOUR separate references to getting older/not wishing away time/etc. leadenly crowbarred in already #they might as well add a dum-dum-DUMM to the soundtrack to make them more obvious #or little flashing arrows or something #technically i could just watch this with the sound off

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jessenitrogen · 9 months

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CROWBAR

THE GOOBER I FINALLY FINISHED HER DESIGN I CARE HER SO MUCH

quick intro, Crowbar is an energetic and adrenaline junkie of a terran that wields a crowbar that makes the Metal Pipe Falling SFX and the xbox start up noise when she picks it up

Crowbar can get pretty spiteful and holds grudges for ages, but never intends to hurt anyone or be mean, shes generally friendly. Just doesn't like it when someone gets on her bad side and makes sure they dont do it again.

She likes being in the company of others but finds comfort in being alone, but would like to find a place to call home and others to be close to again. Shes,,,, been alone for a while

oh and she loves shiny things and will steal shiny things

(I made a ref of her alt already here, thank yall for the amount of notes on it!! that's the first time something of just my tf oc got that much)

(also,,, I would love to get asks abt crowbar,,, will mostly likely draw out responses too,,,)/nf

#I had a TIME trying to figure a design for her helm #so glad i didnt put off designing Crowbar again like I did months ago #I PERSEVERED #crowbar exists now I have much serotonin #transformers #transformers earthspark #earthspark #terran #tf #maccadam #tf ocs #transformers oc #earthspark oc #terran oc #my art

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fisheito · 5 months

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i wonder if yakumos grandparents gave him so much soup bc it's something that can safely be swallowed whole by a small child who doesn't have the full chewing instinct...... don't have to break out the crowbar to wrench the entire chicken out of your babys mouth when you have liquefied the chicken

Gasp... brilliant... not only is soup an expedited form of warm... it is also (generally) choke free

#the lil bits and chunks floating in the broth are no issue #a blended soup? also no issue #grandma simmering soup for hours longer just to get the solid stuff to become easily hand mashable...#or learning from the one time she left the entire chicken carcass in the soup pot while serving #and unattended yakumo most certainly gorlpfed the entire carcass #luckily we didn't have to whip out the crowbar bc the carcass was boiled n soft...#but u know that fear when ur dog eats cooked poultry bones and you're all “DON'T EAT THAT!! THE BONES WILL SHATTER AND RIP UP YOUR INSIDES”#that's grandma's fears with yakumo even tho we can plainly see the boy does not chew #wonder if yakumo's throat is more snake like or human like at that age??#bc if it's snakey then we don't gotta worry #but if he's inbetween morphs and his jaw is snake but his throat is human #trying to swallow an entire chicken ? uh...........#i hear a lot of pathetic sobbing and choking sounds in the distance #(it's a child trying to figure out what can be swallowed and what is a choking hazard)#asks #yakumo

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mysterious-trail-of-goop · 4 months

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Jason Todd just has a wall of useless guns.

Like, Roy will offhandedly comment that he's really craving toast and Jay will pull out an honest-to-god toast-shotgun that shoots perfectly toasted toast and those tiny butter packets.

He and Artemis are fighting about whether swords or guns are better weapons and Jace pulls out a modified bazooka that shoots swords, and declares that he wins.

He has one that shoots confetti, one that shoots cheese slices, potatoes, toilet paper and SO MANY MORE.

His favourite is a post-it gun that shoots pre-made post-its with insults on them which include, but are not limited to

- suck my zombie cock

- go fuck a bat, batfucker

- "i am vengance" my left ass cheek

He has way too much free time and spends it reading classic lit or modifying his arsenal.

All of the guns look legit too, he gives Bruce a heart attack by shooting Damian with his water-gun-glock after Damian stole his bookmark and he decided to discipline him like a misbehaving cat.

#jason todd #headcanon #hes such a menace #they look inconspicous on purpose #he shoots an unimpressed poison ivy with a fertiliser gun one too many times #shoots the joker with a crowbar gun #ultimate karma #he has a batarang gun PURELY to piss off bruce

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idfkwhothisis · 6 months

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The Inaugural Death of Mister Seven by Jones N. Wiedle

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stabbystiletto · 9 months

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It's a pretty small part, but I dunno I always liked it lol 😅

A strange woman has been seen eyeing the Vicomtesse's car, but it's probably fine 🙂

(wait is that a crowbar)

It's fiiiiiiine 🙃

#the phantom of the opera #the opera ghost #erik #eris #genderbend #rule 63 #stabbyscribbles #i tried to write out my thoughts on this like two different times but the tags just kept getting ridiculously long lololol 😅😅😅#like 22+ tags long lol 😅😅😅#so to be brief it's a very short passage in the book but it always painted a very vivid visual lol 😆#when you consider the events that happened right before and then what happens right after lol #also in a modern setting the phantom would have 100% planted some sort of explosive device in raoul's car lololol 💥💥💥#you cannot convince me otherwise lolol😌😌😌#what does that have to do with her holding a crowbar in the pic??#✨️💖aesthetic 💖✨️😌😌😌🤣🤣🤣#also the background is not super clear but it's *supposed* to be a parking garage like one of those underground ones lol 😅

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vulpinesaint · 9 months

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REMINDING YOU ALL THAT HE’S FAKING THE RIVIAN ACCENT. EVERYONE LOOK AT ME!!!! HE’S FAKING THE RIVIAN ACCENT‼️‼️‼️ I FEEL LIKE NOBODY ELSE HAS BEEN GOING INSANE WITH ME OVER THIS 📢🔈‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

#was fucking FLOORED the first time i saw this oh my GOD.#hits like a brick every time #the first fucking thing we learn about this mfer is that he’s rivian. full accent and everything. and THEN????#i need to get in this man’s head with a crowbar and knock everything around in there #witcher reread #geralt of rivia #the witcher

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demonic-narwhale · 4 months

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remember that time where i sketched like that one panel of The Felt pics that Slick had but i made them like my human ideas or something?

yeah scrap that. here.

I RUSHED I PROMISE I'LL GIVE THEM ALL MORE THOUGHT

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