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paridoxpower · 1 year
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Maybe we can bully Chris Pratt out of the Mario movie like we bullied Paramount into changing Sonic in the Sonic movies
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If you ever want to feel more confident in your writing, either know a dinosaur Nerd OR know basic biology and watch the last half hour of Jurassic Park 2
Spoilers for the movie but it came on in the waiting room at the docs office on a giant and loud TV while my mom got physical therapy done. Things I saw in those last 30 minutes played:
One of the dinos ate a guy's arm whole THEN screamed in the guys face THEN began tearing at the fleshy and not bony bits of the guy
A smallish man outruns a hungry and pissed off super mega gmo dinosaur into an elevator and the dino still fails to make it to the elevator before the doors can slowly close.
There was, what I can only describe as a throwaway line, where the bad bad guys implies they used the same science they used to make the dinosaurs come back to make a dead girl come back to life or they cloned some dead girl after she died. And the ACTUALLY CRAZY THING IS that this is the only explanation they seem to offer on why this girl decided to let all the dinosaurs out into the nearby city after one nearly killed her and her new dad who she idolizes!
When the dinos are let out into the unsuspecting humanity, the t Rex??? Big one small hands sharp teeth, charges up and over a zoo fence and into the lion enclosure. Instead of the t Rex doing what a hungry carnivorous reptile would do and eating the lion, the t Rex roars at the lion. And instead of the lion doing what it normally would do around an animal that was 4 times the size of an elephant with teeth would do and run and hide, it roars back.
Jeff goldblum was in it for a few minutes and he didn't get to show a single chest hair
When they let all the dinosaurs out into the world at large, first all the dinos were actively being poisoned and then had to flee out into a central chamber in a stampede of creatures the size of VW bugs to triple decker busses and far far bigger. And all the dressed out animals made it through what was a hole the size of maybe the 6th tallest one without any of them even taking a snap at another.
A pterodactyl is the only one who is shown attacking anyone once out of containment and it is conveniently the main villian who would have gotten away otherwise who gets snatched up by this dino that I doubt was that small irl.
Your writing is fine honey, even the most self indulgent fic you write will be better than this dumpster fire of a story. As long as you put effort and thought into something, you will have already put forth more than whatever Hollywood is dumping millions into lately.
Anyway, if you want to see a good dino film, watch the first Jurassic Park and stop there.
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Mario hearing his own voice
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viovio · 1 year
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i hope chris pratt kills himself
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shipperwolf1 · 1 year
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The extremist group that Chris Pratt openly supports was involved with Jan 6th and the plot to kidnap Gov. Gretchen Whitmer.
Yes. He does deserve our disdain. Keep it coming.
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do any of you remember when there was a gifset where Jennifer Lawrence said something pretty insensitive about her trip to Hawaii and the Hawaiian Natives’ beliefs, but then this hellsite focused on The crispy rat’s fists and made it all about him and how it hurt him because he used to live in Hawaii as a child? 🥺
Omg that's so gross!!!! Like I know jlaw is problematic but I don't remember this specific gifset? I believe you but I'm just so disgusted with crisp ratt stans.
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serious-goose · 1 year
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lady gaga proved in the intro to A-YO she'd make a better mario than crisp ratt
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xmagnet-o · 1 year
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Idk how Evans puts up with Crisp Ratt especially with him being Italian himself. He literally disrespected your whole culture/identity my dude. 😬
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vibesaresubjective · 1 year
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Danny Devito should have been Mario
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I used to think Crisp Ratt was a funny name for Chris Pratt coz fuck him but now I just think of 🥰🥰❤️🥰❤️❤️🥰Him❤️🥰🥰❤️❤️🥰🥰
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autistic-speedbump · 2 years
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https://apple.news/AIFEmmjKeRiWb0KC1W_q-ew
That is LITERALLY THE PROBLEM!!!
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gay-jewish-bucky · 1 year
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ofc crisp rat was a messie 🙄
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nethlies · 6 months
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dude askin the real questions.
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box2404 · 1 year
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Don't get me wrong I hate crisp rat as Mario as much as the next guy.......... but you have no idea how much I love seeing all the posts hating on him because I've hated this arsehole for years and now I finally get see everyone else hating on him too!!!!!!! This man is like my unrequited arch enemy and I hope this is the tipping point for him to crash and burn (yes I know that's very harsh but he deserves it)
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rhys-ravenfeather · 1 year
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I’m trying to prove a point to my brother.
Reply to this post in some way, whether it be by direct replies, reblogs, or even just hopping in my askbox, and tell me everything Chris Pratt has done wrong outside of, obviously, not even TRYING to do a convincing Mario voice.
Because in many of our conversations, he keeps trying to defend him, and seems to believe that people hate him ‘just for being a white man’.
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Oh no....he's kind of doing a voice....
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