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i hate to be the bearer of bad news but a good portion of tumblr does not care/did not care about the 'destiel putin election' and no matter how hard people try to make it A Thing, it doesnt hold a candle to other annual tumblr memes

Misha Collins coming out as bi just to come out as straight again sounds like what Alex did 2016-2018.

He was so bi during eycte and than went back to being straight

PLEASE that's exactly what i was thinking, like alex was out there living his best bi life with miles from the moment they got to shangri-la to record the album to the moment they got off stage for the last time at rock en seine, basically seducing each other every single night and exuding top-tier bi vibes

and then god knows what happened some time after the tour and that twink really said 'it was just a prank bro😳 [gone wrong] [gone sexual] i was just being your Best Mate™, i'm 100% straight what is bisexuality idek what you're talking about', which resulted in my boy miles turning emo (at least that had a silver lining because we got coup de grace, but AT WHAT COST?)

but to me the real icing on the cake was la cigale which is just painful to watch honestly. that egg had the audacity to come on stage and sing THEIR song, be all awkward while doing so, kiss miles on the cheek and then literally flee the place with louise like??? where are you going??? why are you running???

the man really said 'i'm smart but i'm stupid, i'm gay but i'm straight' and we just had to accept his absolute fuckery😔😤

Cringe??? You're calling me cringe??? On this website????? DIE!!!!!!!!!!! *meows so loud you get blasted into superhell while Pilots at My Falling Disco medley plays in the background*

Based on that previous anon ask, I started wondering what could possibly motivate Saiki to be the one actually wooing Toritsuka, given his general passivity and the Inherent Cringe of liking Toritsuka.

And I think it would almost have to be a life-threatening situation for Saiki to do it hsfjdlshfks. His disastrous ace ass would really rather suppress eternal pining for Toritsuka to making a move on him than actually admit to having feelings lol. Maybe after like 5-10 years of Toritsuka being clueless would Saiki start making moves!

Here's the premise for a situation I thought up though, that would be fun:

Okay so in manga chapter 109, the occult club trip episode, Toritsuka shows off his bedroom, which has been outfitted with the latest in trendy goods.

Where'd he get the money for it? The monks were definitely not financing this, and the only time we see Toritsuka make money is afterwards, in chapter 130, when he charges tourists money to ring the new year's bell.

Toritsuka is obviously not working any sort of job, and it's unlikely that he's straight-up stealing money, so my explanation is that his dad has $$$$$ and occasionally feels a little guilty about sending his son to superhell a random temple, and can be convinced to fork over cash sometimes.

So anyways here's the actual situation: Toritsuka's dad is actually hella rich but Toritsuka has no clue that when his dad kicks the bucket that he's in for a mega inheritance.

However, there's a woman who's figured that out, and she's thinking that if she can trick Toritsuka into marrying her, she can get his dad killed off and then take everything in the divorce by making it seem like he was cheating on her or abusing her or something.

Saiki finds this out when Toritsuka excitedly presents his new girlfriend to him. Saiki would normally just tell him that she was evil, but he catches onto Toritsuka's excited and happy thoughts about finally feeling wanted instead of always being considered trash, and his hope that he'll finally get over his impossible crush on Saiki.

Now Saiki is stuck, because he knows Toritsuka will be completely crushed if he reveals to him that he's still garbage and that girl only wants him for financial reasons. Even if Saiki can trick the girl into admitting the truth, or if he can terrorize the girl into abandoning her scheme and dumping Toritsuka, the end result will still be Toritsuka feeling like shit.

The only way to save Toritsuka's newfound self-esteem would be to convince him to dump her on his own, at which point Saiki can get rid of her more permanently.

And at first, Saiki tries to make her look bad in front of Toritsuka, but this accomplishes nothing because Toritsuka is really determined to hang onto the only girl who's ever accepted him and he's also trying really hard to get over Saiki.

Saiki knows if he just bluntly tells Toritsuka that he likes him, Toritsuka won't believe it, and will (correctly) think that there's some ulterior motive involved. Toritsuka's not THAT stupid.

So there's basically no option left, except wooing Toritsuka so he dumps the girl in favor of Saiki. Saiki has to make it obvious that he really likes Toritsuka and would be open to dating him, but make it subtle enough that Toritsuka doesn't get suspicious.

And you could do this by having Saiki as himself or having Saiki go one step further and approaching Toritsuka as Kuriko, with a different enough look that Toritsuka won't recognize Saiki (and then have a moment where Toritsuka ends up recognizing her anyways because she keeps reminding him of Saiki).

"How would Saiki attempt to woo someone" is already a hilarious question to ponder, but adding in an oblivious Toritsuka makes that even funnier.

Adding this idea to the free real estate pile in case anyone wants to write this lmao.

natsume's book of friends for the fandom ask

yay i was hoping someone would ask for natsume's book of friends <3

blorbo (favorite character, character I think about the most) natori shuuichi my beloved cringe baby 23-year-old famous actor boy

scrunkly (my “baby”, character that gives me cuteness aggression, character that is So Shaped) wow i have had trouble with this one for basically every fandom. i don't experience a lot of cuteness aggression that's not cat-directed, and sensei doesn't count because he's actually an old man who keeps getting sloshed in a teenager's bedroom. baby natsume is extremely baby though. days eater arc 🥺🥺

scrimblo bimblo (underrated/underappreciated fave) hiiragi. you may say: does she really count as underappreciated, though? to which i would counter that you could appreciate her 20 times more than currently and it would never be enough for me.

glup shitto (obscure fave, character that can appear in the background for 0.2 seconds and I won’t shut up about it for a week) this is not going to be very convincing because i don't actually remember his name, but that one older teen whose family natsume stayed with who apologized to natsume when his mom didn't offer natsume a scarf.

poor little meow meow (“problematic”/unpopular/controversial/otherwise pathetic fave) matoba seiji naturally. he's very powerful and ruthless and he's got that whole insouciant je ne sais quoi going on but that's what MAKES him pathetic!! very important part of the recipe.

horse plinko (character I would torment for fun, for whatever reason) natori again but that almost feels like cheating because the man does it himself. his backup plan if a job went wrong was to set up a trap that would chop his head off. soo unhinged bestie <3

eeby deeby (character I would send to superhell) none of them! what do you take me for, an exorcist??

I'm behind with my fem-Primarchs-project, but I was in the mood for some Rule 63 Lucius.

It's very depressing to read all the "you can't get female Space Marines!"-hate over on Twitter. It's so very thinly veiled fragile masculinity, it's pure cringe to watch.

I'm not engaging in that pigeon chess, but the correct answers to the same "valid points" these guys always spew are:

"If there could be female Marines, GW would already have introduced them. There are none, therefor there is no market!" Mate, I get it: I like Space Marine-dick and -ass as much as you, but let's include something for the straight male and lesbian audience here!

"This could never be canon!" Fabius has already built augmented women able to hold their own against Marines. His Hounds are even build to hunt Marines! "But the Emperor said so!", yeah, he also forbid to worship anything and just look at the Ecclesiarchy. "If you want to play an army with women, just use SoB or Guard", no that wasn't the question. The question very clearly was: "Please give us female Space Marine Chapters", so it's inane to answer with suggesting stuff explicitly NOT Space Marines. That's the most infuriating one. Like getting told "You can drink water" when asking for a vegan alternative. It's just words not related to your question at all! "But it isn't scientifically possible to implant geneseed from male Primarchs into women!". Dude ... there's demons, psykers, chaos gods, ghosts, walking cities armed to the teeth, sentient fungi whose believes make stuff real and traveling through superhell with your spaceship in the Warhammer-'verse. Please tell me more about scientifically possible!

It's absolutely fine not to like fem-Marines. It's absolutely fine not to buy fem Marine-minis or read novels with them. The Warhammer-'verse is vast and has stuff for everybody. It even has room for those ghastly little Space Drwarves! I don't like the little runts and still I am happy for the dwarven-fans out there, because they are fellow fans and I like it when people in the fandom I am in are happy together (I'm so damn Disney! If I'm not very careful, I might break into song with a random forest animal. Most likely a possum).

If you don't like fem Marines - that's A OK! Everybody likes different things. But please don't try to make your personal prefrences into a standard that everybody else has to adhere to. It's just that: a preference. Policing other people's fun is never a good look. And, please "fem Marines are ruining my fun" isn't a good look either. It's just whining. If I can ignore Space Dwarves, Dark Eldar, Necrons and 'nids, you can ignore some double-x-chromosomes that won't look or behave any different from the xy-variant as soon as they are canned into their armour. You won't have to engage with their lore ever and if you are adamant enough, you maybe even will never have to play against them.

And all will be well in Warhammer-land!

Random Short Solomon headcannons

Stfu I know I’m literally posting this the day after his birthday ( which is also my mother’s birthday) but I had more important shit yesterday like my mother’s birthday being the next day.SOME OF THESE ARE CRACK.

He’s probably forgotten to die at least more than once. I just find this to be funny as hell honestly .You can’t convince me that if he physically aged he’d look so old he’d like he forgot he’s passed his life’s expiration date even though he doesn’t have one. Dude just gets in a situation that’s supposed to be fatal is just like “wait I’m supposed to die?”

Is probably the only MF who has tried challenging Leviathan to the Devildom’s equivalent to Smash Bros. before MC that has come close to beating him.Levi almost lost ONCE due to RNG and Solomon spamming, and he refused to play another game with him for a long time because of the spamming.

100% has a stick enchanted with knockback II in Minecraft called the “Yeet Stick” he uses primarily for trolling. Especially on Asmo who doesn’t wear armor, like ever. Levi has kicked him out of the game several times over the Yeet Stick. Only MC is safe from the Yeet Stick because they have “Hide-the-body-anatior ”( basically a netherite sword with all the best enchantments possible) and can one shot his ass without proper armor.(Levi is the same, he just doesn’t have a funny name for his netherite sword like MC does)

He’s the reason why the ice cream machine at McDonald’s is always broke, don’t @ me. He’s so bad at cooking he couldn’t even work at fast food.

Shouldn’t know what Gen Z slang is because of his age, but somehow does. It’s scary because of how he’s able to blend into modern human culture, not as scary as Diavolo trying to be trendy and just being cringe, but it’s still “how do you do fellow kids?”.

Is not allowed within 100ft of Lucifer sometimes because he gets so pissed of at Solomon trying to make a pact with him. Solomon, it’s literally like my dad bringing home the milk, it’s never happening.

Speaking of dads I feel like he’d probably have the worst dad jokes, I would list an example ,but not even I would get it.

Would be the type of mf to shitpost on the main account. Idk how ppl on Instagram shitpost , I grew up on the SparkleCat and Sparkledog days of DeviantArt, you think I use Instagram? I just know it’s what Devilgram is based off of.

Speaking of one of the social media platforms I know more about, whatever the Devildom’s equivalent of Tumblr is, he Levi and MC 100% have one. Solomon only has an account for chaos and some of the shitpost this beautiful Superhell( complementary) has meanwhile Levi is here for fandom stuff and is 100% a Tumbler Vet, Mc has an account for both reasons.

Solomon is also the only person besides Levi and MC who would know wtf Discord is and would have one. Remember the time before Rhythm bots 1 and 2 shut down in 2021? Yeah he’d 100% be trolling in VCs with those bots. (Also before someone in 2023 tries to be a smart ass check the date before you “Well actually the Rhythm bots are back as if 2023 🤓” because it’s not 2023 as I write and publish now is it?) The very last thing he ever had a Rhythm bot play was The Sound of Silence ( or more commonly “Hello Darkness My old Friend) on that famous day in September 2021 when the bots shut down. After the bots shut down he’d instead troll with Discord voice mods. Besides trolling, Solomon would be a massive shitposter when a hard drive of memes that are no where near as many as Levi has.

When no one else is around ( especially Luke) Barbatos goes full Gordon Ramsay on him.

Beel can be heard weeping whenever he smells Solomon’s cooking.

Him and Mc are the only humans who don’t fear God nor death. Not even 13 can make them fear death.

Mammon, Luke , Simeon, Raphael and 13 get trolled the most by him.

Do not let him or anyone in general discover MC’s fan base, fanfics about MC, or any ships involving MC. He’d be the one most chaotic fans MC has the moment he does. Would be the type to make shitposts out of MC ships and use it to fuck with Mammon and Levi who totally wouldn’t already have started shipping wars.

And on fucking with Mammon he’s 100% been robbed by him and would use magic to fuck with Mammon since he’s why we can’t have shit in the Devildom or Detroit.

Solomon and MC are both Asmo’s feral gremlins that should be feared, Solomon is just less bloodthirsty than MC.

None of the Henrys trust him, not even 2.0. Henry 1.0 would kill him without hesitation while Henry 2.0 flares his gills up when he sees him.

for the ask game: homestuck

I want to preface this with that anything I say about these characters is going to be incredibly abnormal because Homestuck was my hyperfixation media from the ages of 13-16 and it was there for me at a time when nobody else was (half joking) so basically I'm shifting into autistic teenager mode, which is the cringest of all possible modes for this answer.

Blorbo: Dave Strider for sure, although I do want to give a special shout out to Roxy Lalonde here as well because my friends got me into Homestuck by diagnosing me with Roxy-kin. I'm a strilonde girlie to my core, but Dave is my forever girl.

Skrunkly (my baby): Again I have two, there are truly so many characters in this comic. Nepeta reminded me of my little sister at the time, so I instantly developed the weirdest older brother parasocial relationship with her. I'm kissing that cat girl on the forehead but I am also bullying her affectionately in an older brother way for being cringe. And the second if Feferi because look at her. She was my platonic waifu when I was 13, she has a special place in my heart.

Scrimblo Bimblo(underappreciated fav): The Mayor. It might just be because of his proximity to Davekat, the ship ever, but I think he's a neat little guy. There weren't enough cosplays of him because he was a chess piece wrapped cloth. my rotten soldier my sweet cheese my good time boy.

glup shitto(obscure fav): Kankri Vantas. I was a verbose autistic teenaged communist incapable of experiencing self cringe so you know...

Poor Little Meow Meow (problematic fav): You remember how I said I was a strilonde girlie to my core. You how I'm a complete fag? Take a guess. You were right, it's Dirk Strider. I will always stan a king who mailed his own severed head to a cute boy in an attempt to get a little kissie.

Horse Plinko (Character I would torment for fun): I think I'm gonna go with Vriska, but like the main timeline post retcon vriska, the one who was on the meteor with everyone and is dating Terezi, not the dead Vriska who is dating Meenah, Dead Vriska is a queen and I will not hear a negative word about her. Yes she did kill all those people, god forbid women do anything.

Eeby Deeby (Character I would send to superhell): Eridan. He'll pay for putting the incel moves on my waifu. I hate him. (not that much he's still like 13. but I do hate him a little bit)

he chased after his ex who betrayed the clan, so he got sent to superhell for his gay cringe :/

NOT AGAIN

I need to rant for a second sorry if this doesn’t make that much sense it’s late

I am currently in two fandoms that are both waiting for new canon content starring a yellow queer boy named Will as he finally stops getting sidelined and actually gets to be a main character next to the emo boy he’s in love with.

And people keep calling death flags for both of them.

And, despite the fact that bury your gays is very much a thing, I actually think that them being queer makes them less likely to die? Let me explain.

Will Solace

People have been saying that Will is gonna die in the Solangelo book since it was announced because *checks notes* he’s blond?

They could talk about the symbolism of him dying despite being the best healer at camp, the son of Apollo and having a brother who can literally bring people back from the dead + literally everyone Nico loves being dead (Maria, Bianca, Jason…) but no. Every time I see someone being serious about this, they only talk about his hair.

And I am absolutely not saying that Rick’s queer representation is flawless, it can get really bad (fierrochase is one of my favorite ships but I still have so many critiques about the way Alex’s trans identity was handled), but there is an actual queer writer working on this with Rick, he’s not alone. I don’t fully trust Rick to not bury his gays, but I do trust a fellow member of the LGBTQ+ community to give Nico the happy ending he deserves — and that includes his boyfriend not dying in superhell.

Nico was the first canonically queer character in the Riordanverse, and Rick has taken away his mother, his sister, his childhood, his memories, his right to privacy regarding his sexuality and his first real friend who fully trusted him and cared about him regardless of his heritage and sexuality. Literally not a single queer person who has a say in how his story will go from here would agree to kill off his boyfriend. So despite the fact that I have never read a single thing written by Mark Oshiro, their presence on this project is enough to convince me the gay will not be buried.

Will Byers

I was writing this and I realized I forgot why people are so adamant he’s gonna die? Like I literally cannot remember a single argument that they have? But that might just be my memory. So, while I do not look up why people think Will is going to die, let’s look at why I think he won’t.

This show has three canonically queer characters ; Vickie, who has like 2 minutes of screen time, Robin, who only joined in season three (also the way that she was used to push Stancy this season makes me cringe but that’s a topic for another time) and Will. Will who was bullied(for being gay), abused(and called homophobic slurs by said abuser), kidnapped(everyone thought he’d been hate-crime’d), trapped in a hell dimension for a week with monsters, possessed, used to kill multiple people including his mom’s boyfriend, tortured(mentally and physically), burned alive from the inside out, sidelined and ignored, all while figuring out his identity as a gay person and his feelings for his best friend, watching said best friend fall in love and start dating some girl(who he can’t even hate for that because she saves his life and later becomes his sister) and living in a small american town during the AIDS crisis. No matter how much it would make sense with the plot(which it wouldn’t, but I’ll get to that.), killing off a character like Will after making him go through all that shit would be extremely cruel, especially with him being gay. This being the queer representation in a show supposedly targeted at ‘outcasts’ and ‘freaks’ would be a punch to the face to literally everyone in the community.

Even ignoring the fact that he’s queer, Will dying would be such an unsatisfying ending to his arc? The fuck kind of story would it be? ‘Let’s traumatize this child as much as possible and then brutally kill him for no reason’? He hasn’t been genuinely happy since the first scene of season 1 and thinks of himself as a mistake, killing him when he finally begins to heal and love himself for who he is would be an enormous waste of potential.

The premise of the fucking show is that everyone loves Will too much to give up on him. The first two seasons are about saving Will. Literally almost every character in this show would die for him. Killing him off would go against what started the fucking plot. Grow a brain. (I know this is rude, but I have no patience for people who don’t care to understand the basic premise of the shows they analyse, or even have an opinion about. It’s the same reason why I lose my shit when I think of the fact that there are people who genuinely believe Simon from Infinity Train could’ve been redeemed, like, holy fuck, did you even watch the show?)

I have other arguments but it’s 1 am and I don’t have the patience or energy to use my shitty iPad keyboard much longer, so we’ll leave it at that.

I’m pissed

We should stop calling death flags for our favorite queer characters because we don’t trust the writers to see us as more that props, and instead hope that they will actually treat us like human beings who deserve a happy ending. I don’t want to be scared that this queer character I love is going to die, and I don’t want to see members of my own community say that someone like us is more likely to die than to get a happy ending.

I want to see people say that we deserve to survive and be happy. I want to see people say that this endgame-coded, semi-canon queer ship between two main characters will be canon without calling themselves delusional because of it.

Let yourself hope, for fuck’s sake.

ohmg…. another question. the most cringe moment in spn in your opinion (for whatever reason). id love to hear it

entirety of season 7 . it was so bad. also of course the destiel love confession + castiel being sent to superhell

i know that in like a month the collective tumblr userbase will treat goncharov as a mishapocalypse-esque event where we all cringe and talk abt how it annoying it was etc etc . i do not care . this is perhaps the best bit tumblr has had since Cas Went To Superhell(tm)

I get where you are coming from when you vote to kill Tim, however i do want to point out that he's at his peak funniest when he is dealing with loss and survivor's guilt and i think it would be a missed opportunity to not have him be around to do something absolute batshit insane bullshit thing again (of course we could have him do something absolute batshit insane bullshit thing in superhell in which case absolutely do kill Tim, get his ass)

compromise: kill Tim, but in a way that afterwards you can have him work his way through several afterlives in order to resurrect himself because being a dead robin is Cringe.

Um fandom is hades the game hades

hi babygirl

blorbo (favorite character, character I think about the most) - meg ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ i like her

scrunkly (my "baby*, character that gives me cuteness aggression, character that is So Shaped) - HYPNOS MY SILLY GUYYYY THE GIGGLE SHAPED LIKE A BOY

scrimblo bimblo (underrated/ underappreciated fave) - alecto i loveeeee her her teeth are pointy and she is silly to me

glup shitto (obscure fave, character that can appear in the background for 0.2 seconds and Iwon't shut up about it for a week) - the shade #theshade

poor little meow meow ("problematic"/ unpopular/controversial/otherwise pathetic fave) - asterius is a poor meow meow if you really think about it

horse plinko (character I would torment for fun, for whatever reason) - thanatos is quite tormentable. whats wrong w him. like why did they just make him tsundere.

eeby deeby (character I would send to superhell) - zag because hes bisexual which is cringe to me also because you (mason) like him more than me and im yandere