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3frogs · 3 years
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funny face penalty masterpost
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straycatj · 2 years
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本日未明木花庵において、出入り口があるにも関わらず障子を破損したとして、小さい猫が現行犯逮捕されました。調べに対し犯猫は、「朝になったのでやった。朝メシにもチュールがもらえると思い、思わずやってしまった」と犯行を認めたため、今晩へんがおの刑が執行されました。
A small cat was caught immediately to break a slide paper door at Kohana-an in early this morning although there's a doorway. For the investigation, that criminal cat said he done it because it gets morning and he tho he would be given tulle as his breakfast. So he has given the funny face penalty tonight.
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panvani · 3 years
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crochetlesbian · 4 years
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I got tagged by @milftuals to post 5 songs ive had on repeat so i just screenshotted that spotify on repeat playlist
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Anyways emon and livetune are 2 of the best vocaloid producers and also im emo
Gonna tag @newtenroute @starrifiedsky @what-purnpkin @criminalcatj @bitchvirgo @leoslacefr0nt @haitiandaisy
(The titles in kanji are lucky orb by emon and bye bye sayonara by saiB)
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shigure · 5 years
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criminalcatj is the funniest tag
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cutepilled · 5 years
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straycatj · 2 years
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朝っぱらから週末修復したての障子を破いてドヤ顔のモチがいます
There's a toasted mochi with a smug face breaking a slide paper door that I repaired last weekend, although it's early in the morning
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straycatj · 3 years
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今夜 木花庵の猫部屋にて 仔猫用のカリカリを盗み食ったとして、小さい猫一匹が拘束されました。調べに対し同猫は「いいニオイがするから取った。この部屋のモノはオレのモノ」という傲慢な主張を繰り返したため、直ちに罰則が適用されることとなりました。
A small cat was caught to steal and eat some kibbles for little kittens at the cat room of Kohana-an. At the investigation, he arrogantly insisted that he got them because of their good smell and all the things in that room was his again and again, so he was given the penalty ASAP.
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straycatj · 3 years
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オレはきょう またこふくのメシに手をだし
家主にほんとにしかられたのです
I've been preached by my landlady again and heavily to eat Kofuku's grains...
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straycatj · 3 years
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mr. j! you seem like a very well-mannered cat, i admire that in you.
I'm so sorry I can't understand why you seem I'm well mannered... Why...
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straycatj · 4 years
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ぬきあし…
Tiptoe...
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さしあし…
Tiptoe...
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straycatj · 4 years
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ゔあ゛ぁぁぁぁ
Vmeow...
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straycatj · 4 years
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😱!!!
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straycatj · 4 years
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皆さん
家主がなんかわすれているとおもったでしょう
そんなことないのです
こんかいはきせつがらツツジのせの刑になっただけなのです
Hey everyone, you may think my landlady forget something, but she doesn't... She gave me putting azalea hat penalty today as spring season...
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ま、おわったらかじるんですけどね
Although I bite it after the penalty...
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straycatj · 5 years
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あぅ…家主いないと思って来たらいた…
Oops, I thought my landlady isn't here, but...
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straycatj · 4 years
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今朝の予告を果たさなくてはなりません。
皆さんご存じとは思いますが、これが我が家に生息する猫型危険生物です。
It is the time to impose the penalty as the notice of this morning. At first, this is the cat type dangerous animal living inside of my house as you know.
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とてもとても悪いヤツです!
He is a very very very naughty!
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