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#creepypasta y/n incorrect quotes
saturncodedstarlette · 4 months
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Y/N : *does something endearing*
Ticci Toby, unconsciously smiling under the mask :
Ticci Toby, under his breath : I’m in love with you.
Y/N : What was that?
Ticci Toby : I said I’M SELLING YOU TO THE ZOO 🙄 *stomps away while blushing underneath*
Y/N, blinks : *breaks into giggling fit because they did heard it*
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homicidal-llu · 10 months
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Ben: If you had to choose between EJ and all the money I have in my wallet, which would you choose? Y/N: That depends, how much money are we talking about? EJ: Y/N! Ben: 63 cents. Y/N: …I’ll take the money. EJ: Y/N!!!
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Toby: Hey babe, does your dad work in the lumber yard?
Y/n: no, why?
Toby: Because he has a big wood... No, wait.
Y/n: what!?
Toby: what?
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Brian: This is Tim. Tim loves his personal space.
Brian, pointing at Y/N hanging off of Tim: This is Y/N. Y/N also loves Tim’s personal space.
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somewhat-crazy · 2 years
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creepypasta au where everything is the same but instead of "go to sleep", jeff says "go to therapy"
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Ej headcannons
General: He defo has bandages around his sockets to prevent leaking He defo has a tail. Like fur at the end kinda style He's like 7"2. He won't talk to people as he has trust issues Is a VERY reserved man. This lad will sit in his cabin with is own company and no one else. Although he's reserved, he seems like a respectable person (idk if u can call him that). Like, he still has morals and stuff. only when he's not on a rampage.
Romantic/relationship headcannons: Because he's reserved, he hasn't got much social battery. That makes his time with you more special.he makes every second worth it and loves laying on readers chest (breast or no breast!!). His quality time with you consists of mainly lying around and your reading to him. Unless, you share the same kind of interests as him (food wise) meaning you both go and hunt. Him in the trees; you on the ground,you're more than likely to come home with a weeks worth of food to feed the both of you!! He's unlikely to hurt you (physically and emotionally) but if others hurt you. Who knows if they'll be seen again. possibly in your next meal.
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craven-the-demon · 1 month
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Incorrect quotes (Creepypasta x reader)
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(Felt like Adding my Oc idk)
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sanityshorror · 1 month
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Y/N: I can fix Killian!!
Julius: please don't, it took a lot of work to fuck him up this bad :)<3
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sleepym123 · 1 year
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EVEN MORE INCORRECT QOUTES
EJ: What's a word thats a mix between 'sad' and 'mad'? LJ: Disgruntled, miserable, desolated- Jeff: Smad. __ __ _ __ __ _ _ _ __ _ __ _ *The squad is having dinner together* EJ: Jeff, can you pass the salt? Jeff: *Throws Jason across the table* __ _ _ _ __ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ Jason: I know you snuck out last night, Y/N. Jeff: Play dumb! Y/N: Who's Y/N? Jeff: NOT THAT DUMB!!! _ __ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ __ _ _ __ Y/N, in a high voice, holding barbie: hey ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career! Jason, in a deep voice, holding ken: nonsense, barbie. you’re staying home and having my kids Jeff: what the fuck are you guys doing? Y/N: playing systemic oppression _ _ _ __ _ _ _ ___ _ __ _ Y/N: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Jeff? Jeff: … No. Liu: I do! Y/N: I know, Liu. Liu: I’m sad! Y/N: I know, Liu. _ _ _ __ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ Y/N: I trust Jeff. Liu: You think he knows what he's doing? Y/N: I wouldn't go that far. _ __ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ Y/N: I’m kind of crushing on someone, but I’m worried about telling you who it is, because you’re not going to like it Jeff: Just rip the bandage off. Y/N: It’s this cute guy I met- Jeff: Put the bandage back on. _ _ _ _ _ _ __ _ _ _ _ _ _ ___ _
Toby: We need a distraction. Tim: Is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making weird noises? Brian, whispering: My time has come
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Tim: Tell Toby about the birds and the bees. Brian: They're disappearing at an alarming rate.
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Toby: So, what, now I’m just supposed to do anything that Tim does? I mean, what if he jumped off a cliff? Brian: If Tim was to jump off a cliff, he would’ve done his due diligence regarding the height of the cliff, the depth of the water, and the angle of entry, so yes. If you see Tim jump off a cliff, by all means, jump off a cliff. Toby: You jump off a cliff! Brian: Gladly. Provided Tim did first.
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Shapeshifter: *transforms to look like Jeff* Jeff: Okay, are you like BLIND? You look nothing like me. First off, I'm way taller. Secondly, I DO NOT look so sleep deprived and lastly, if you could drag comb through that hair you're like a 7 on a good day and I've been told I'm a constant 10.
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Jeff: What doesn't kill me should run, because now I'm fucking pissed.
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Jeff: Fool me once, I’m gonna kill you
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Jeff: BEHOLD, the field in which I grow my fucks! Lay thine eyes upon it, and thou shalt see that it is barren!
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Jeff: You can de-escalate any situation by simply saying, 'Are we about to kiss?' Jeff: Doesn't work for getting out of speeding tickets, by the way.
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YEET
That's it for now
TILL NEXT TIME
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emojellyace08 · 10 months
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Lmao just imagine Y/N and Zalgo's conversation being like this...
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amaesama · 2 years
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𝐶𝑟𝑒𝑒𝑝𝑦𝑝𝑎𝑠𝑡𝑎 𝑎𝑠 𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑛𝑔𝑠 𝑚𝑒 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑚𝑦 𝑓𝑟𝑖𝑒𝑛𝑑𝑠 ℎ𝑎𝑣𝑒 𝑠𝑎𝑖𝑑
Toby: it’s funny to call people who aren’t furries furries and then watch them scramble to defend themselves, same kinda fun you get from calling homophobic people gay.
BEN: yeah, shits hilarious. Makes me whip n nae.
Toby: I don’t think anything has ever made me whip n nae.
BEN: I always hit the whip n nae.
Toby: I prefer to hit people, specifically some of the people I work with. Mainly Tim.
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Jeff: isn’t boba just paying money to have balls down your throat?
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Tim: Toby this is gonna be a bad day
Toby: lol bad time funny snas
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E.J: It’s no question that I am absolutely a malewife but what people assume to be mansplaining is actually a misinterpretation of how I look when I talk to people shorter than me, I just happen to also be taller than most people I know.
Tim: are you a malewife?
E.J: I can cook, I can clean, I know how to repair just about everything in a house, I make an incredible cup of tea and it would not take much convincing to get me in a maid costume.
E.J: so absolutely yes, I am a malewife.
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Helen: shush I’m watching High School Musical 3.
Puppeteer: there’s a third one?!
Helen:…
Puppeteer: oh yeah the one with the dick and balls title card.
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Clockwork: Not saying that cannibalism is MORAL OR ANYTHING but it’s not like I as a western white person can judge their morals cuz a) they would kill me and b) I am vegetarian.
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Liu: I’m an enabler, you wanna kill someone? Go for it, buddy.
Jane: oh so you just want the chaos, you’re into random shit going down.
Liu: what can I say, I’m just really random and quirky.
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Dina (watching HSM2 with Helen and Johnathan): Chad and Ryan should date, I Don’t Dance was the gayest song ever.
Puppeteer: oh my god it was though.
Dina: ‘I don’t dance’ is a metaphor for homosexuality, and Ryan and Chad swapping clothes at the end? Gay as hell.
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Shout out to Joe for unknowingly inspiring this.
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saturncodedstarlette · 2 months
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Ticci Toby, cornered you : I have you now 😈
Ticci Toby : Oh— 😳
Ticci Toby, getting head pats by you :
Ticci Toby : hehaha, did really you think headpats were enough to stop me?
Y/N : *stops petting*
Ticci Toby : I- i didn’t say stop!
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eveenstar · 2 years
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Hoodie: So, what do you think (Y/N)?
Y/N, who wasn't paying attention: ...I strongly disagree with Masky.
Hoodie: Masky's not even here.
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creepsmcstuffins · 1 year
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Y/N: *laying down*
Creeps, Jeff and BEN: *standing from around the corner*
Creeps: See. I told you. They just lay there
Jeff: Betcha 20 bucks I can get em up.
BEN: You two morons like poking the metaphorical bear, don't you?
Creeps and Jeff: *looks at each other then BEN*
Jeff: There's a bear here?
BEN: OH MY GOD
Creeps: *excited* I didn't know there was a bear! Maybe we can keep it!
Jeff: *now excited too* Holy shit! We need to go find it!
Creeps and Jeff: *run off*
Y/N: *looking at BEN* Wanna watch them fight a bear?
BEN: *shrugs* sure. I dont have anything better to do.
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Toby: We’re destined soulmates. Fate has brought us together again. You’re my first love, my only love. I will always-
Y/N: I’m very sorry, but do I know you-?
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Jeff: Wow, you're in a really bad mood, what did I do?
Y/n: Jeff, I asked you to come watch a movie and you watched Toy Story for two hours and then left.
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