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parvuls · 1 year

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ocean's 11 au where jack is danny and shitty is rusty and bitty is linus; shitty finds out their mark is dating jack's ex-wife camilla and is unhappy with jack for putting the job at risk to get her back (and for not telling him that he's still in love with her). he's reasonably doubtful when jack claims the job has nothing to do with that.

except jack is telling the truth, and when the team finds out it really complicates his truly inept attempts to flirt with their newest recruit.

#omgcp #omgcheckplease #zimbits #checking clinics except instead of learning to check they practice conning people #crawling through the ducts scene where bitty thinks jack came along because he doesn't trust him #at the same time as jack is trying to maybe use the small quarters to make a move on him #bitty after it's all done: so whatchya gonna do with 13M mr. zimmermann?#jack: take you to dinner?#except it's not all that smooth because they're in a SWAT car with nine other guys escaping from the law #in case you were wondering:#holster and ransom are virgil and turk. obviously #lardo is basher and considers shutting down las vegas the greatest achievement of her life #dex is livingston #chowder is the amazing yen because aside from the blatant racism of this movie - I just know his goalie splits can be used for crime #I kind of want ford as frank and nursey as reuben and maybe tater as saul but I'm open to negotiation

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