Saw a post earlier about how Wisconsin is superior to Massachusetts in regards to cranberry yield. While objectively it is correct that Wisconsin has a higher yield than Massachusetts, that's not the point.
Wisconsin cranberry infrastructure is nothing but sterile, boring square cranberry BEDS. So of course they yield more cranberries! They are built for boring efficiency! Nothing about their shape is interesting!
Massachusetts on the other hand, has cranberry BOGS. These shapes are influenced by the shape of the landscape itself. There is mystery and omen in the oddity of the shapes! The vibes of the weird shapes are immaculate!
In conclusion, the higher yield of cranberries in Wisconsin cannot even hope to compare to the feeling of a cranberry bog. Sterile squares are nothing compared to the ominous shapes the planet itself willed into existence
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I must ask, what is the punishment of disrespecting a Dunkies?
An offense like that? They put you in the bog. You'll be sleeping with the cranberries.
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I truly admire this young man's dedication to infodumping.
(source: The Wrangell Sentinel, December 18, 1931.)
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Christmas Spiced Tart with Gingerbread Crust (Vegan)
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everythings fine until the tv show puts on dreams by the cranberries
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