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tora-the-cat · 3 months

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An interesting little fun thing with team 7 is that you assume that Sakura's gonna, like, woobify and simplify Sasuke by putting him on a pedastal,cause her goal is centered around him and shes a 12 y/o fangirl so like of course her understanding of him is skewed cause she doesnt see him as a person, just an object of affection, right? She's can't get Sasuke, can't imprint on and/or traumabond with him like Naruto and Kakashi do. They don't see him with rose tinted glasses, because they've lived through their own Horrors and empathize with Sasuke's experience.

......right?

WRONG lmao!! They have too many ghosts!! Naruto's single-minded codependent ass won't get out of his own way long enough to see Sasuke for who he actually is, only able to empathize with the parts of his trauma Naruto relates to and not really capable of understanding him outside of the context of himself (because Sasuke is. His other half). And Kakashi is far too jaded to be fair to him!! He can't decide if Sasuke is gonna end up as a mini-him or a mini-Obito or maybe a mini-Itachi, but either way he ALSO is too traumatized to see Sasuke AS SASUKE.

meanehile SAKURA'S autistic ass may have dogshit empathy, but you know what she does have? A special interest in sasuke. Nothing better to do then give herself a degree in Uchihaisms. She can write character studies about him. she can read his soul. Whenever she says something about him she is right. Every fucking time! She is RIGHT!!!!

'sasuke would NOT compliment me this directly or explicitly express worry unprompted, especially if it gets in the way of his goals' correct.

'Sasuke shouldn't hide that curse on his neck its not healthy BUT if I tell anyone about it he'll never trust me again, which might be even more dangerous for him then the curse mark. Like he can probably handle the curse mark but no one else can stop him from ripping peoples arms off.' correct.

Speaking of! 'Sasuke would not hurt me even when he seems to be...possessed? whatever the only way to knock him out of it is to present myself as Alive and thus something to be protected rather then something to be avenged, because he gets really stuck in his own head about revenge' CORRECT

'hey so um. like. Sasuke's gonna leave Konoha. I'm not sure anything can stop him at this point and honestly I'm kinda starting to doubt anything should, so the only thing I could possibly do to help him at this point is ALSO defect.' CORRECT!!!!

#shout out to @Obihoe cause this started as a tag comment on one of your posts that got WAY too out of hand. just like old times lol #team 7 #haruno sakura #sakura haruno #sasuke uchiha #team crackhead #naruto #naruto uzumaki #sasusaku #doesn't have to be but like. Yeah #for the record no disrespect to my boys Naruto n Kakashi I love them dearly. but like. they got their issues. that's half the fun of team 7 #And Sakura has her problems with Sasuke too!! But her problems have nothing to do with understand him or his motivations or his personhood #and more to do with. Well. her absolute dogshit empathy. Emotionally disregulated ass.#'if you leave me I'll feel just like you did when your parents died' My beloved. Iconic. Great line. No notes. She's really just still so #inexperienced and naive that means she can explain and predict and KNOW him and his actions but still not empathize. She can say shit #like that with a straight face because she's never FELT loss like this before (except that minute she thought he was dead on the bridge)#so she can't imagine a worse pain. Just assumes it can't GET worse because she has no emotional concept of 'worse'. so it must be the same #she's literally the only person with a chance of convincing Sasuke to take her with him to Orochimaru because he's SASUKE of course she #knows all the right pressure points and keywords and concerns and stuff that she needs to convince him.#she's literally playing a little diolouge tree game with him. And maybe even winning up until that line! it's the dealbreaker

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gobletoffeels · 7 months

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ARE YOUR KIDS TEXTING ABOUT HOGWARTS LEGACY?

WHAT THEIR MESSAGES REALLY MEAN:

LOL - Leander often loses

BTW - Better try wiggenweld

LMAO - Let me assist Ominis

HMU - Hogsmeade meeting underway

GTG - Get them goblins

WTF - Where to feldcroft

OMG - Oh my Gaunt

BRB - Bring relic back

SMH - So many hamlets

TBH - The Black headmaster

IDC - Is Duncan coward

DYJCFTU - Did you just come from the undercroft

#hogwarts legacy #mine #sebastian sallow #ominis gaunt #my post #idk man some real crackhead stuff happening lately #hogwarts legacy post #hogwarts legacy fandom

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lotus-pear · 1 year

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they're both dating i swear-

#happy valentines day beyblade fandom i bring you the two most chaotic ships in the fandom #which also happen to be my personal favorites #also sorry for leaving for like three months LMAO i had a lot of irl stuff going on #also autodesk got deleted and i couldn't find the pencil tool i normally used so i just used the inking pen bc i'm poor like that ;)#it was either that or the chisel tip pen so 🤷🏽‍♀️#in full seriousness though i actually love fubuki and suoh together they're literally so perfect for each other #lui and free is my favorite crackhead pairing i don't rly ship them LMAO #beyblade #beyblade burst #lotus draws

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maudiemoods · 2 years

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Hi I'm doing some cleaning and I found an old sketch book and while going through it I saw some doodles from when I first started drawing sun and moon and I wanted to share them ee

First one was to a little comic (idk if I could even call it that) of sun thinking they were going to get decommissioned dkskksks

#something about my old traditional doodles is giving my crackhead energy rr #moondrop #sundrop #doodles #my old art is so gross eeee #sometimes ill redraw old stuff and realize i cant even draw certain things anymore lmaoooo #ren's trash doodles

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paul-simon-juggling · 1 year

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Pleasant reminder that This Photo.

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goldenpinof · 2 months

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Wait do we not even like SuperSeizer’s editing? I thought the worst edits by far were CasualGuyy’s and those seemed to calm down a bit with the last ones, but i found them more busy than fast. Seizer just has the best jokes, she really seems to me like she shares their brand of humor but can contribute her own Gen Z jokes. I think I’m used to Kris by now sfsgd. Like i think the thing i enjoy most about him is how much dnp clearly trust him.

This was long i would actually most of all love a concrete example of what you guys mean by “fast” editing, especially if you have an old video to compare it to. And only if you (or someone reading this) feels inspired!!

i personally don't like SuperSeizer's editing. can't speak for everyone, though. i agree that she puts funny jokes, but i hate the way she cuts moments. too many jumpcuts, a lot of them are unnecessary right in the middle of the sentences just to make the pace go faster. her editing took me out from the beginning. that spooky golf video? hate the editing so much, i couldn't even make myself gif the video because of the jumpcuts. stopped watching the sims videos partially because of that as well. wii sports was fine though, gonna give her that. others? too fast, too many jumpcuts. and from a gif-maker pov, very hard to gif. too many moments ruined by zooms in/out or just, like i said, cuts in the middle of the sentence.

overall, even though i also like Kris' editing the most (and here his ap videos are not as fast as dnpg videos). still can't make myself rewatch anything because it's just not the vibe i'm looking for. the editing of all 3 of them makes me anxious. and i'm not particularly a fan of the sims series but i'd rewatch pre-hiatus just fine, because they are kinda slow and i don't have to worry or pay attention to every second of the video.

dnp's editing on the other hand.... don't scream and poppy playtime 2 — bro, could watch it again and again. but i can see that even they are trying to go faster now. not to the extent of their editors, thankfully.

can't really give you examples right now, because it would mean rewatching stuff. and i can't :( if anyone wants to contribute, feel free <3

edit: speaking of Kris. the push the button video is edited awfully. idk what happened, but if you compare it to the pre-hiatus push the button, the difference is scary. i can't for the life of me understand what is going on in 2024 video.

#i feel like i complained about Seizer's editing quite a lot here #i just stopped recently because blah blah negativity and it won't change anything #im not a huge fan of gen z humour lol #and the way they are shaping the internet. editing in particular #and i LOVE crackhead editing when it's actually focused on memes and stuff. dnp's videos aren't focused on that #so this weird mix isn't my cup of tea #dan tried to do this with the Halloween baking. and THAT was appropriate. he didn't push it too far though #answered #editing #(new tag dropped)#calvinahobbes

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1427 · 1 month

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if I tell this guy enough times that I'm socially retarded will he believe me and stop hitting on me like how much more clear do I have to be I've been talking about the mummy for like 20 min and I asked you your opinion on cradle of filth with no preamble that's weird

#autism rizz #is i think what they call this #crackhead hours #shh just let me do stuff #i have a super sick daryl sex pollen story coming so pls let me live here ty

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jrueships · 8 months

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hes so corny im gonna thr*w up

#the im him phrase is soo dumb #if ure gonna get a hand tat at least make the pain worth it like wtf is this #the im looks like ja wrote it with the other hand #in a sign my yearbook sharpie #also my personal opinion.. u cant get tats if ure thin as a stick #u gonna start blending in with ur surroundings and look even thinner my onion #idk maybe ive just seen too many trashheads #( not crackheads necessarily. they just do a lot of everything a little lighter then some heavy stuff)#it's like adding shadows to a painted tree like #😭 stop #bigger with tattoos is comforting to me but skinnier is scarier #i think my mental is flipped from how a middle class might see it #or a city person where big scary dude + tattoo is a death warrant for u or whatever #but those are usually the chiller ones unless they have an average bald eagle then they might be racist

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misterbaritone · 3 months

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I believe that every character introduced in SF3 are good additions to the series who but Necro has gotta be the one exception. He always felt like Guilty Gear character misplaced in Street Fighter to me.

#it’s just his design. It never fit the street fighter mold in my opinion.#Make no mistake SF’s design style isn’t so “““grounded””” as to not have there designs #I.e. Blanka Bison Twelve Seth etc.#but he just felt a lil too far outside the norm for me.#honestly the most SF thing about him is his stretching cause he’s a Dhalsim stand-in #that said his design doesn’t fit THAT strictly with Guilty Gear. it’s not wild enough but if you squint I could see him being GGX era chara #with he proportions and how he moves and stuff #hell even his background could fit if you switch the secret society to PWAB.#idk ignore this crackheaded thought of mine. just had to jot it down after ages #street fighter #street fighter 3 #necro street fighter #guilty gear #fighting games

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lexihowardhoney · 10 days

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fuck dark academia all my homies love light and pink academia

#im joking joking #dark academia good..... UNLESS...#im sorry i just like it when my characters are a little bit moronic and silly #and when there is glitter #and other stuff #i like it when my crazy girlies are being crazy and they are total crackheads #light academia #pink academia #light academia aesthetic #pink aesthetic #dark academia #dark academia aesthetic #winx club #barbie princess charm school #anne of green gables

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bronzepatriarchy · 2 months

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I'm so close to being done with this cloak but I've been struck with the painful realization that the very last step is to sew 15 inches straight through 8 layers of fabric all stacked up onto each other...

The sewing machine won't do it so I GUESS I'm hand sewing this shit -_-

#ramblings of a crackhead #sewing stuff

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sweaters-and-vertigo · 9 months

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i think i’ve found the saddest planter decoration

#thanks 3D printed crap by chris #you’ve given me the chance to make my planters a death scene #i got it off etsy #the never ending story #etsy #etsy has some of the most crackhead stuff

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raid3r-r4bbit · 8 months

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my grandma's little ewok dog has fleas and I am now covered in flea bites and my leg hair is makimg it worse but ive never shaved my legs before so I dont even know how do do that i feel like I have fleas can humans get fleas? How do I not be itchy? I have no anti itch anything and it's 2am and I can't sleep because I'm so itchy but I have work and a dnd campaign tomorrow thay i havent finished my character sheet for and lost my dice for and im so itchy please help me before I bathe in acid. I would like to remove my skin please.

#i dont want to shave my whole body but i fuckin will #i just realized i forgot i have a bunch of leftover stuff from work today that i forgot #i have so much shit to do and i feel like a crackhead #can i hypnotize myself to not be itchy #can i suck the flea juice out of the bites #i want to invent a time machine to go back and completely obliterate the flea ansestory and vanquish them from existence #why are bug bites even itchy? its antihistamines right? can i take normal antihistamines and not be itchy #im gonna try that? maybe it works?

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rdlain · 10 months

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jinkies, hard disagree on washing machine heart 😂 it's funny because I feel exactly that way about mitski, where I only like the first song I heard by her - but for me it's first love/late spring lmao. diversity makes the world go round, it takes all kinds, etc

ooh I like the chorus on that one alright! I wanted to like her just because my friends kept raving on about her music, but for my tastes I think she's a lil too slow tempo-wise (and a bit of a downer amiright)

#I do have a soft spot for ~edgy villain era~ tiktok teen music b/c I was totally that type of teen #(and of course you gotta have them for oc character playlists shhhh don't tell anyone)#so that's the appeal for me for that song lol #I get the general appeal for her + LDR b/c they both have beautiful voices and I got no beef with them at all #but unless there's some crackhead drums in it I can't listen to sad gorl melodic stuff #unless it's cocorosie #''iT wUZ CinCO'deMAYOo'' lol iykyk #<3

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lostparadise-found · 2 years

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Rumors

There are people -- humans, demons and angels alike -- who hear the name of the sorceress "Eve Morningstar" and a shiver runs down their spine. The one who tamed the Seven Deadly Sins and who has enough power to possibly tear the three realms asunder.... there are bound to be some rumors that go around about her.

That if you cross her, you'll be scarred so bad that you won't be recognizable...

That if you lay a finger on her, you'll be tormented eternally by spirits and demons alike for the rest of your life...

That she's smart enough to outwit the Avatar of Pride and bring him to his knees...

That she's not entirely human...

A lot of terrifying things that stemmed from actual events and got blown out of proportion. Y'know, how most rumors come about. There are probably even some dumb rumors that would fit in tabloids' headlines, like relationship bullshit. Lucifer and Diavolo are usually quick to put these to rest before they get out of hand, though.

Meanwhile, Evie is sitting with Mammon, Beel and Asmo as they try to see how many marshmallows she can fit into her mouth at once for a DevilTube video until Lucifer comes into the room and lectures them on doing something so stupid for an hour.

#from discord stuff #obey me oc #obey me mc #obey me #obey me shall we date #mc: evie mccloud #my mc facts #evie is a crackhead half of the time in the latter seasons #it's her being comfortable in her own skin and with her own family #but that doesn't stop the rumors from going around the way they do #it's mostly why evie uses the alias she does when it comes to sorcerer stuff #she doesn't want to be associated with the rumors

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mochapanda · 9 months

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i think if i dont get a new job soon i am going to kill myself

#like im making absolute dirt shit money i cant save up even w/ over time and ive been fucking my health into the ground #to the point where im on MEDS for STRESS to cure my fucking STOMACH PROBLEMS #like. i cant digest food bc of STRESS. that is fucking insane i make minimum wage #i just need a normal 9 to 5 with weekends off how does every other adult manage that do those even exist anymore #where are all these $20/hr jobs old people complain about i dont see them #like i cant go back to school bc its awful and people are awful but work is so much worse #the assistant manager came into my twitch chat to talk about work how did i even get in that situation.#why would anyone think thats acceptable or okay #why does a 40 y/o man think im his best friend kill me kill me right now i am in hell #every day is just so fucking uncomfortable and disgusting my customers are disgusting and creepy #i am a fucking 20 year old get the fuck away from me #why cant i just be like a bank teller or smth and make enough money to move out of this god forsaken state in like a year #i dont even have my own life i have so much stuff and never do anything with it bc im always working or tired from working #i dont think bank tellers have to deal with crackheads screaming at them and calling the police bc they cant login to google #or not having a work schedule for a month bc the district manager just cannot be bothered #i think its a great job for normal people that arent constantly too high off their ass to hold a conversation #definitely wont have the same problems i do now itd be new problems #like passive aggressive 30 y/o women drama #be a nice change of pace

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