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dilfcherricola · 1 year

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what ever happened to cousin throckmorton you guys used to love cousin throckmorton

#the skateboarder?#cousin throckmorton #throckmorton #shush up jj #mine

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chibeast · 5 months

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Bun and I were discussing obscure stuff we watched on VHS as kids, and I was telling him about the Yogi Bear Christmas special that we had recorded off the TV.

Me: The park has a ski lodge? And there's some rich lady there with her spoiled asshole nephew. His name was like Snidely or something. Look it up for me?

Bun: *looking at wikipedia* Uhh...

Cousin Throckmorton?

Snively Throckmorton?!?!

#Throckmorton #cousin throckmorton #yogis first christmas

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youraveragekilljoy87 · 1 year

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Please reblog and put more names in the tags I’m collecting them

#non binary #names #chosen names #lgbtqa #trans #trans spec #why is trans spencer Reid a tag #I mean #pop off I guess #trans spencer reid #throckmorton #cousin throckmorton

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madelinetess · 1 year

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Haso: Skateboards and other means of transport

Ek'Gaar couldn't help but stare at young humans enjoying the warm weather. He sat on a bench dressed in his clever dusguise consisting of a trenchcoat and a piece of paper with information on it, and holes for his six eyes. (A disguise like this would make him inconspicuous according to various sources such as enchanted forest of Holly Wood, or the net of inter, whatever that may be)

The kids were moving at high velocities by attaching wheels to their legs in many different ways.

For example the bicycle. A weird metal contraption with moving bits and pieces equipped with a tiniest but at the same time most annoyingly sounding trinket. Some of the kids had ribbons or baskets attached to their bikes as well. Who even came up with it... Had he attempted to ride that monstrocity his tentacles would definitely get stuck between some of the gears.

Another uncanny invention were rolkerskates. Those were even crazier. Who in their right mind would even think of adding wheels to the sole of their shoes... How in the galaxy did it pass any safety tests? And apparently you can have different variations? Wheels in a line, in two lines, with hidden wheel or with a knife... No thank you...

But the most impressive contraption and the one that reigned over the skatepark was The Skateboard. That was something else.. .

Ek'Gaar only ever needed to see one human do the tricks on that damned thing to completely abandon any hope of using that project to create some kind of anti-human weaponry/wehicle. Throckmorton the Skateboarder they called him. That man was what finally broke the alien as he seemingly defied gravity attempting flashy and risky stunts. No thank you, He'd rather keep all his appendages...

Earth is off limits for anybody with even an ounce of common sense, those things should not be tampered with and are clearly unstable...

#earth is space australia #humans are space orcs #humans are weird #Bicycle #Rollerskates #Skateboard #cousin throckmorton

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cryptidfrenzy · 2 years

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There’s one urban cryptid so cool and powerful the weak evaporate within a mile radius of him. He is your cousin, Throckmorton. Throcky, as he is sometimes known

#cryptidcore #cryptid #cryptic #bastardcore #cursed #chaoscore #im literally a cryptid #cryptids #shitpost #crowcore #weirdcore #goblincore #mothman #cryptozoology #cryptidposting #cousin throckmorton

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quantummindclassicalheart · 5 months

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It turns out cousin Throckmorton is a recurring character in University Physics (Young and Freedman).

#physics #memes #cousin throckmorton #id in alt text

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bitter-as-wormwood-13 · 8 months

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one of the clues on the crossword I was doing was "Skateboard cousin" and I immediately thought of Throckmorton.

....the answer was Scooter

#cousin throckmorton

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yon-edr · 2 years

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we should make a wiki w all the stupid tumblr memes like some sort of sacred texts

#some good ones i remember off the top of my head #sanssweep #obviously #reigensweep #horse plinko #live slug reaction #the chocolate guy #twitter users #twitter users migrating to tumblr #and now #the classics #randy your sticks #superwhomerlock #teenage mutant needle teedles #cousin throckmorton #why arent pants called longs #tumblr university #down with cis bus #cant think of any more rn but im gonna try and get a wiki

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evil-questgiver · 1 year

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Is gonacharov dead? I hope not because I’m too lazy to draw comics so i guess I’ll just write my ideas.

THE MOST AMBITIOUS CROSSOVER OF ALL TIME feat my lack of writing ability

Goncharov: I’ve got sights on Throckmorton He’s heading to the skatepark.

Unknown character: and you’re sure he hasn’t spotted you? This is dangerous work Goncharov

Goncharov: I’m sure, I’m sure. Looks like hes meeting up with some members of his gang. Wait, theres something in his suitcase…

Goncharov: not sure what it is, but it looks like hes taking 40% for himself and giving 12% to each member. They don’t look to happy though. I’m going in for a closer look.

Unknown character: find anything?

Goncharov: It appears to be… copper. Really shitty copper. Theres only one person I know of with copper like that.

Unknown character: no… you don’t mean him do you?

Goncharov: seems like its time to pay a certain copper salesman a visit.

#ea nasir #goncharov #cousin throckmorton #shitpost #crossover #gonchposting #my ideas #this was funnier in my head

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scwirrel · 1 year

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