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askblog/rp for one of @exerjack 's aus. i am exerjack. hello.

basically i have nothing written for the au yet besides details of ranboos character (refferred to as coolboo mostly as a joke but ill accept it as a nickname) so i thought it would be fun to make an askblog and hopefully get people to send asks so i can expand the AU a bit without having to write chapters or draw comics.

all asks will be answered in character, unless there are brackets () around the main text. this means i am out of character. ty.

feel free to ask about other dsmp members because they are most likely in this au aswell. especially benchtrio and sbi.

Things I love about the developing characters on Origin SMP:

Ranboo is so fucking chaotic and it’s so subtle that it takes a while to notice when he up to shit. He’s just quietly disorderly and gives off such chill vibes. Imagine someone poking a hornets nest impassively, no emotion or reason to do it. No thoughts, just stirring the pot. That is Ranboo right now. Coolboo.

Tommy coming on and totally contrasting his usual attitude by wanting to mitigate the problems on the server before they spiral into wars and shit. That was the second warning. The first warning was Tommy’s reaction to his home being blown up. He should have either barely cared, or started screaming and blowing the whole incident out of proportion, not whatever the weak whining response he had was. The third warning was how he immediately went to contracting Phil and kept changing his cut in the contract. That was the only one anybody shouldn’t have noticed, because that can be written off as Tommy’s routine chaos. So now we have capitalist Tommy, responsible for what’s currently the biggest known crime on the server, while also being the owner of his superhero company and contractor of Philza, who is currently the only “law enforcement” on the server. He really just went, Okay, I’ll be ChickenInnit, but I’m also gonna be running this server bitches!

Philza... is honestly just vibing and playing the game like normal and I love that. His character is just standard dadza and it’s Pog. Crow father is the single best thing to happen, but even then it’s still more a gag and aesthetic than anything... for now.

Tubbo is just having fun and that is awesome. He’s been winging it this whole time. Him deciding to be a “villain” and transfering his platonic marriage to this server because, why not is a great development, because it’s just Tubbo’s out of character brand of chaos. Only now it’s canon to his character. He just wants to be allowed to fuck shit up if he feels like it and that’s that. Greatest example: helps Ranboo sell his (their?) land, so he has nukes, just in case.

Fundy... It’s like he took his normal antics and went, I’m a fox so I gotta be trouble bean, forgetting he’s already chaotic as fuck on a good day. He really dialed it all the way up a thousand. Total disregard for anyone’s feelings or property. All he know is Fox. It is the single most annoying thing I have ever seen, and somehow equal parts captivating. Fundy is casually doing actual server crime and he’s getting away with it... sort of. He clearly doesn’t actually care about his deal with Scott and will say anything so his den doesn’t get blown up, but the alliance could go somewhere. Also he short lol. Child.

Scott is actually making this server nice. He made them a community farm! He’s super OP and yet, all he’s doing nothing with that power, instead he’s vibing and making everything pretty. He’s what this server needs damnit! Also cool ass build to go with his cool ass origin story. He’s just so damn amiable all the time. But on the other hand, he does have an alliance of some sort with Fundy and owes Tubbo and Ranboo a favor... The potential of that is troubling.

Sneeg literally got netherite so fast. Everyone just here joking or cooing over his size and he’s built an entire tunnel system into all of their homes that only he can properly access. No one’s actually taking him seriously when he’s literally the henchman of the self proclaimed server villains and has a trident!!! He can and will kill. He’s ankle height, the most dangerous height. He will be their ruination. (But also literal coke addict ant. Very smol.)

Niki is so fucking adorable and Jack is chilling and it’s freaking great. Fshhh. Blazeboy. These two are literally just playing the game and I love them damnit!

Charlie is just bouncing along and cracking slime jokes. Low-key rping constantly, for the lols. It’s fantastic.

Techno... literally hasn’t streamed anything yet or chosen an origin officially. The only Techno content is from the one time he came on and other people streamed it. Which is in character, not gonna lie but also D:< The current idea of him being a humble human—nothing—on this server is interesting. But also, it’s negated by the fact he’s still Technoblade. Once he gets rich, He’s God.

Oh! Coolboo it's been so long since I've seen you! Glad to see you back! I'm surprised I didn't see you come back yesterday

hello.,phoenx!!!yeah im.back! ive been gone for abit toolong. how are.you,?

Ayyyyyy Hey Coolboo! How's Tumblr treating you so far? :D

hiiiii uh.phoenix

tumblr is cool! very cool. i have not convinced my friends to get it yet but.maybe someday they will have blogs. they say it is cringe whichis funny because we are cringe anyway especially an avian friend he calls everything cringe lolol

How's life been, coolboo? I have a question for you, how did you get your nickname? Who gave it to you?

veyr good!went into drteail.in a difrernt post

wiell.i got hte name because my bname is ranboo!and when i met..tubbo n toms as we greew up we werre called cool sometimes but also we were.lkind o f like xcringebut ina kids having fun way.but yeah/and we all hbave a funny joke ewhrere we replace bits of our names whith!cool. so im coolboo. tubbo is coolbo (its sometiems hard to tell us apart but.tubbo refuses to think of osmething other_) and tommy is coolinnit/

Hey Coolboo! It's been a bit!!!! How have you been over the last couple days? :D

hii phoenix,,

i hav.e been better. tommy is out ofthe hospital..his wing will be.healed in about a month,hopefully. he forgave me and stuffso. thats good i guess. we got pizza after anyway.yeah thats been happ.ening..uhhhhh tubbo got.gold clips for herhorns! they look.good on her lolol. kinda jealousmight get a pair....

Hey Coolboo!! Do anything interesting today? :D

heyyy phoenix

yes i did! used that new shampoo.its really good i expected it to be different.since i usually order it but it was almost better!! tubbo keeps calling me a cat.

we went to tommys housetoo. i keep forgetting how open and empty it is because he has wings and doesnt wantto hit anything. his chairs look.weird lolol but it helps himbe comfy.

Hey there, Coolboo! What're your favorite and least favorite foods, why?

hey anonymous .

i like. dry foods alot like chips and stuff., cheap and easy to find. but actuall cooked foods are cool too. uhhhhhhmmmmmmmm i would say meats are pretty good but i dislike.fish like, alot. mostly because i have a merling.friend and its kind of awkward to eat the creatures.she lives with. so no fish forme. while she says she doesnt care i can tell she dislikes overfishing and stuff so.im careful,at least.

May be doing a tee with @harik87 and it may be (it is) Nintendo themed which is cool. #illustrator #illustration #bowser #nintendo #boo #kingboo #coolboo #art #baker2d #noodles #food #sketch

Sketch to go with the Koopa Noodles tee. Possibly. Preorders for that tee will be going up with @harik87 some time in the next few days possibly 😊 Huge thanks to everyone that’s been positive towards it. Appreciated. Made life a little lot tons better. #illustrator #illustration #baker2d #boo #kingboo #coolboo #nintendo #art #sketches #nes #love #mario #design