shadow milk is such an intriguing character to me because so many things he shows us are a facade. we see him constantly belittling other cookies, calling them "fools" and "silly", yet he himself can't seem to count to four. we see him act lighthearted and jokey, only for wrath to emanate from him as he blasphemes this world's version of gods (his whole deal with the witches is something i'd very much like to go into). we watch his performances and his own interpretation of why he was sealed away, only for the witches to go further unmentioned as the story focuses on the "fool king" (clearly bearing no resemblance to elder faerie cookie, what are you guys on about smh, it's just a sad coincidence). we don't know his true intentions- he seems to have a lot of fun tormenting pure vanilla and apparently wants his soul jam back, but has made no move to take it, instead repeatedly stating that he wants to introduce pv to the other fallen heroes once they're released. he seems on the surface like a being of chaos, but we find out how much of a perfectionist he is through the white lily/dark enchantress puppets. he twists the narrative in his favour so much that he fails to see how someone might deviate from the script, he has no qualms about turning cookies into mindless puppets or even killing them (rip elder faerie), and yet he treats the group like more of an amusement than a threat. he's smart but arrogant, able to pick apart minds while still not yet strong enough to take over pure vanilla's, and he's incredibly proficient at identifying someone's weaknesses. there's so much about him that we don't know yet, and i'm getting more tempted to make a full cohesive analysis on him by the minute

B.A.D 4 HAVE AN ACTUAL SONG??????

AND IT BANGS??

Edit:

Official MV for the song just premiered: Bad and Dark

Thinking about these again because I find it verryyy interesting that Dark Cacao is STILL the only one with nothing there... perhaps there's something in the (surrounding area) which might be a clueee to how he really feels, which might be something that he can't openly admit hmmmm.

ALSO I loveee how Golden Cheese's kingdom is also like digital here too. I want to HC now that she has a little hologram she's carrying around after she leaves in world 18 <33333

Not Devsisters are adding again an angsty lore full of trauma and betrayal into silly cookie game 💀

Am I the only one who somehow reminds Marble Danish of Dark Choco?

Marble Danish: has been practicing martial arts since childhood, from a wealthy family, has a past trauma, often blames himself, has lost his status as a hero and most importantly, a scar on his eye!!

I hope someone will draw these two together with their new costumes

Also while in my guild.

Crk spoilers

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Great day for Lily soul split believers—

NOBODY FUCKING MOVE

LOOK AT THEM THEYRE SO YOUNG HERE IM ACTUALLY LOSING MY SHIT STOP RN

5 minutes later:

I think Pure Vanilla simply deserves to lose his shit. I mean, how would you feel if you realized your best friends in the whole world were still alive and you were all hoping to have a delightful reunion when suddenly some bitch comes strolling up and saying, 'Hey, give me this thing that's very important to your method of ruling please :)' Not only is that so fucking entitled but this bitch is just strutting right up to you like he owns the place like what the fuck.

There's no logical way that this would happen in my AU, but if it did, then this would be the result.

Stolen from twitter.

FUCKING SOBBING CRYING ON MY KNEES.

Love this man. The Millennial. The Nature Dad. The wise mystical tree.

Not her asks Gingerbrave about it again 💀

how ironic

I personally think that Crunchy Chip Cookie was evidently unsettled by the crumbs buried in Choco Mud Town, probably because, as we know, Dark Cacao Kingdom values honor so solemnly that even till a cookie has crumbled, the cookie is continued to be honored and remembered like the Altar of the Fallen. It can be said that crumbling is not uncommon in the Dark Cacao Kingdom ("—you dealt with life and death in the borders of your kingdom" by Wildberry Cookie, and he agreed) but you would be buried with remembrance of your honor at least there, while in Choco Mud Town, you wouldn't and you can be stepped on by those who pass by. Hence, Crunchy Chip Cookie might have felt that something was off about it.