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melody-chii · 2 years

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what the fuck is this

#what the fuck is that #why #would you do that #i love and hate it #like #the face #tHE EYEBROWS #peak absurdity #extremely on brand #and yet #completely wrong #tumblr #tumblr icon #new tumblr icon #graphic design choices so off point it retrospects a vintage aesthetic #by vintage aesthetic i mean #the stuff we used to do on windows xp paint #stealing clip art #lol

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oshir0c · 1 year

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i love barbatos

i truly do but

why is he holding the phone like that???

#why #it looks wrong #completely wrong #i hate it #i love him #but like #why does he gotta hold it like that???#anyways #obey me swd #obey me #obey me barbatos

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pianocat939 · 10 months

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Ok listen listen- so some of you know I was the writer for that one Yandere HxH fanfic on Wattpad right? The one with the purple cover?

Well anyway- I still see people commenting (it is cringe so funny lmao) but the worst part- PEOPLE ARE STILL VOTING ON IT-

LIKE PLEASE THE WRITING WAS SO BAD-

I cannot- I mean to be fair I didn’t take it seriously

And the fact it’s a little- just a little bit famous scares me

#literally I wasn’t just in a Wattpad era #Wattpad chose me #but it went wrong #completely wrong #random bs

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detectiveconnor · 1 year

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“Is the media still following you?” || Kara || you can consider that a statement just to him or including markus, since english 'you's are both singular and plural xD grammar is weird uwu

They didn't really hide their relationship, either one of them, but once it had become more public it had become more difficult to... get their work done. Kara caught him today peering out a window on the second floor of New Jericho, and could very fairly have assumed it was an effort to identify the best exit -- but there weren't the cameras there had been these past couple of days, because New Jericho's security hadn't tolerated them. Connor was looking for a colleague's vehicle. JD wasn't here today.

"I don't think so," he answered, when he turned back to her, "Are you running the First Aid class today?" He knew the classes were in the process of handing over. Connor himself had been teaching the class on Wednesday nights, these past couple weeks, as they found someone else to take the regular position.

#JD is just. a colleague connor would have gone to speak to if he were here *waves hands dismissively*#also kara does not need to be running the class today or taking over the class in general or etc etc etc i am just #throwing spaghetti at a wall #if she is the sort to be volunteering on the regular to teach android first aid classes though she's very welcome kfdjgslkfdhghjlkjg these #are all just #internet barbie dolls #(or working. that is probably a paid position it probably attracts a training fee)#anyway the point is #here is some spaghetti i hope you like pasta #also hi i don't know what your kara is like i am going on the tone of the asks you sent if i am #COMPLETELY WRONG #please just bop me and i'll adjust #love u

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aarchimedes · 2 months

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for context: I read the hobbit first over the course of two years when I was like 13, but I'm only now starting to read lotr. having a blast tho!

anyways, reblog if you feel like it 🙌🏻

#lord of the rings #the hobbit #lotr #hobbit #yeah guys idk i just feel like most people read it really young #but jolkein is really wordy and idk how y'all got through that at 8 yo #my attention span could neverrrrrr #obviously not as wordy as like. les mis. but you know what i mean.#lots and lots of context all the time. love that for his worldbuilding not so much for my hold on the plot #and yes i have watched the movies #i didn't completely miss the cultural zeitgeist #yay first time making a poll! if you vote or read my tags this far you are a gem 🫶🏻#edit: i realize i spelled tolkien wrong. i feel like this proves my point #but also i feel like thats something you spell with your heart and not your mind

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violent138 · 17 days

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More than half the League is betting at any time that they know when it's actually Batman under the mask, or someone else. Unfortunately, they were wrong when:

Dick was doing a phenomenal job of playing Bruce (didn't give himself away even once by smiling), because he fell asleep

Batman stubbed his toe against a table and swore like a sailor which led to cash exchanging hands as several people figured it was Jason, but Bruce had recently switched out of Matches Malone to dress up as Bats and hadn't shaken the Mindset yet

Batman's suit sat weirdly empty at the table and Oliver, annoyed, tried to tell Damian that this was too serious a meeting for Bruce to delegate, but it was Batman, hit with a de-ageing spell and too stubborn to sit out

After sustaining pretty serious injuries, Batman was whiteknuckling the table, in an awful mood, and nobody thought anything of it. Barry offered to help Bruce up (if the pain was keeping him trapped, trying not to insult Batman too much), and Jason tightly replied that if he moved the suit was going to tear.

Clark and Bruce had a bet for how long they could replace Bruce with a mannequin without anyone noticing, and because Clark kept looking over at "Bruce" and giggling (pretty par for the course for them), nobody noticed for five hours.

#Diana barely resists using the lasso to cheat #Hal Jordan consistently bets completely wrong #There have been many bribes to J'onn but the man insists he would never go against Batman's wishes for a silly bet #“I can always tell when it's batman” leaguers lost a lot of money #identity shenanigans #watchtower shenanigans #Dick Grayson #Jason Todd #Barry Allen #Superbat #Clark Kent #Superman #batman #bruce wayne #dc comics #batman headcanon #jla #justice league headcanon

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justaz · 3 months

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*merlins magic gets exposed in front of the knights*

merlin, magic user: oh fuck

arthur, finally taking this opportunity to pretend as if he just found out merlin has magic after agonizing for the past month on how to bring it up: you have magic?

lancelot, merlin defender, already knew of merlin’s magic: no! i have magic

gwaine, merlin defender, already knew of merlin’s magic, lover of chaos, ride or die: no, i have magic!

mordred, desperate for his hero’s approval bc no matter what he’s done emrys just stares at him with distrust and the poor boy is tired and so close to tears: no…i have magic.

percival, raised by druids and bonded strongly with mordred over that and does Not agree with the persecution of magic in camelot, had an inkling that merlin had magic but no proof: no. i have magic.

*leon and elyan exchange a look, elyan, amused and leon, exhausted, elyan shrugs*

elyan, knows how much gwen adores merlin and completely understands her stance bc merlin…is merlin, down to clown and put on a show, really playing up the dramatics: no! i have magic.

leon, exhausted, has known of merlin’s magic since he stepped foot in camelot, knows of his feelings for arthur and arthur’s feelings for him, knows arthur knows of merlin’s magic and wouldn’t harm him, thinks everyone is being absolutely ridiculous:

*the knights stare hard at leon and even merlin looks slightly offended at leon not jumping to his defense with the rest of the knights, arthur hasn’t said anything and is staring at leon expectantly*

leon, sighing: …no. i have magic.

#radio rebel reveal #>>>#idk if the idea that percival was raised by druids is either canon or a big fandom hc or just something i saw once that stuck with me #but i love it #anyways they’re all idiots #merlin bbc #merlin emrys #arthur pendragon #sir lancelot #sir gwaine #sir mordred #sir percival #sir elyan #sir leon (the long suffering)#(he’s trying to be a brave knight of the realm as he always dreamed to be as a kid. too bad all his friends and king are complete fools)#merthur #idiots of the round table #look me in the eye and tell me i’m wrong #incorrect merlin quotes

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spiderdotexe · 2 months

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when the elevator is regretful

#my art #ms paint #regretevator #regretevator wallter #regretevator mark #regretevator gnarpy #i posted it on the discord server and on twitter so ill post it here to complete the trifecta #i spelled en garde wrong on purpose #do not know why i did that #roblox

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salemoleander · 6 months

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I am BARELY resisting going full red-strings-corkboard on this season. And by barely resisting I mean not resisting at all here is an extremely long list of the events those pins would be marking out.

BigB getting a Task that was a different color than everyone else's. It's not just a randomly assigned Hard Task, bc Scar rerolled for a Hard Task and his was also just a white envelope. It's fundamentally different.

That task taking BigB away from socialization, and seemingly being an incredibly time-consuming and dull request. Of profound disinterest to any watchers.

The phrasing of his Task!!

Dig a big hole. All the way down. At least 3x3. Make it your base if you want.

Everyone else's are direct and formal - the only one with more than one sentence was Skizz's, with the rule clarification of "One attempt only." Bigb's Task is four short abrupt sentences. It is also the only Task to contain extraneous information, 'Make it your base if you want.' The requirements (at least 3x3) feel like an afterthought to mimic the numerical/specific demands of the other tasks.

Evo symbol on the face of the Secret Keeper statue.

The fact that there's a statue at all; the fact that there is a physical representation of what is assigning tasks that everyone must complete, when previously everything was always handled via commands and unseen RNG.

Grian talking to the statue, and (bc of his Actual Role as game organizer) acting as a mediator for the impartial decisions handed down, speaking for it.

Grian making one last bad joke and saying he doesn't know if it counted or not- depends on whether we the audience laughed.

Grian asking for task recommendations from the audience. The watchers are making the tasks. The Watchers are making the tasks.

Again I could be off-base, and I'm not usually even that smitten with bringing in Evo lore. I don't want a Big Bad really...but. It feels like something very unusual and intentional and cool is happening in this series. And I'd guess we'll know if theres something going on once we have more than one data point.

My largely unfounded suspicion is that there is another being (maybe Listeners, maybe something else) trying to reach out to the Players via decoy Tasks, and BigB was the first recipient. Get them alone, make them of disinterest to the watchers, and tell them something we don't get to know.

Because that's the really, really fucking cool part (if my wacky theory is remotely right): We're the bad guys. We're the ones giving out tasks - hell, we're the ones actively brainstorming harder and crueller tasks in Grian's comments!

If they actually made a story where the Players have to keep secrets from us I will be delighted. Bc that is the same genius bullshit that made Evo Watcher lore so fun

#secret life #slsmp #life series #grian #secret life smp #bigb #i think im starting to get the shape of the conceit #this could all be nonsense of course. i may be completely off base and nothing will happen and it's just a normal life series #but it feels like there's something Larger happening here #anyways. will keep thinking and mulling this over and collecting scraps of evidence #secret life spoilers #slsmp spoilers #spoilers #salem meta #salem tag #im so enriched. i love being wrong about stories

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hilacopter · 1 month

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conflating diaspora jews with the actions of the israeli government is not okay, yes, but have you considered it's not okay to conflate israeli jews with them either

#listen. no hate to diaspora jews. y'all are suffering unimaginable antisemitism rn.#but as an israeli it makes me so mad how they're always the only ones leftists care about when it comes to antisemitism if even #“nooo guys we can't be mean to diaspora jews because of isnotreal it's antisemitic and wrong!”#“israelis? now those are completely fine to harass and wish death upon <3”#people just straight up don't see us as humans deserving of basic decency i think #when they at very least pretend to or believe they like diaspora jews #leftist antisemitism #antisemitism #israel #jumblr

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natjennie · 3 months

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riz and kristen are suuuuuch a funny duo. campaign manager. he already filled his name in and her last name. shaky thumbs up. giving her his tie. backup tie in the briefcase. they're incredible.

#fhjy #d20 #dimension 20 #fantasy high #riz is so completely RIZ it's awesome #and kristen is fucking incomprehensible.#does kristen need help. jawbone something is wrong

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horrendoushag · 9 months

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are they goth are they punk are they anything at all

#danny phantom #danny fenton #sam manson #tucker foley #this is either goth trio au or sam just dressed them up for fun #my art #watch me start drawing skulk and lurk in the bg #without looking up reference #until finally i look it up halfway through and realize i'm completely wrong #whatever ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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funkieproto · 1 year

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Theatre is just people lying to a bunch of people and being applauded

#theatre #theater #completely wrong #why #help #send help #I'm trapped

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maareyas · 4 months

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it's shadow's turn to be put in water | [Speedpaint here]

I thought I would be cool and added a bunch of rock under the water, but if you watch the speedpaint, it ended up making me frustrated instead lmao. anyways this one didn't end up being too clean because I wanted to do a low stress painting

original meme under the cut