Love triangle with nami and sanji (not poly) both in love with a fem straw hat reader (maybe the crews seemstress or botenist?) I just think it would be really funny to see those characters go against each other competing for a girls love😂
elo anon! i had a fun time writing this one. just two people competing for your love and doing everything in their power to win you over is just 🤭
forethoughts: just two lovestruck hooligans trying to win your love 😁
notes: oblivious reader, a lot of pampering from both sides, competitive nami and sanji, robin being a third wheel but loving it
You were the new botanist of the Straw Hat Pirates (for some reason Luffy deemed the job useful for his crew and ship)
You spent your days tending to the plants in a greenhouse Franky had built for you that had vegetables and fruits growing
You thought your life was going to be boring, even though you were on Monkey D. Luffy’s ship. You didn’t necessarily have the capabilities to fight, so mostly you just stayed behind and guarded the ship.
But you never expected life on the ship would be chaotic.
The first day you had joined the crew, Nami and Sanji already had their eyes on you, their minds set on getting as close to you as possible.
Of course, seeing that you were a girl, Sanji was already lovestruck.
Nami was ecstatic that a. another girl was finally going to be joining the crew (aside from Robin who she considered to be a sister), and b. you were cute and adorable.
Nami and Sanji knew that they had a crush on you, but blinded by their love, they were prepared to fight to gain your love. Sanji was even willing to put aside his love for Nami for the sake of yours.
Since you were a girl, you shared a room with Nami and Robin. That gave Nami the upper hand, as the two of you were the same gender. And of course, Nami abused this advantage as much as she could. Every time the Sunny landed on a new island, she’d take you shopping, calling it ‘girl’s day’, while Robin just walked a few feet behind the two of you (She knew Nami was in love with you, and decided to just stand back and watch the chaos unfold). Nami would let you use her money without reimbursing you at all. Every night, she’ll always stay up talking to you about anything you wanted until the two of you fell asleep. She always lets you borrow her clothes, use her hair products, makeup, etc., anything that you wanted.
Sanji knew about Nami’s advantage, and hated it, but he found his own way. For every meal of the day, he made the most luxurious, gourmet food for you (and only you), while everyone else got the remnants of your gourmet dish. Robin still had better food than the boys, but Nami got a more subpar dish than you and Robin. It wasn’t bad, it was just not as good as before you joined.
After every meal, Sanji would wait for an hour or two to pass, before entering your greenhouse and bringing a small plate of desserts or treats for you. In exchange, you’d always give him your fresh and finest crops ready for the kitchen. Oh, how weak Sanji felt when it was always 3pm.
You were completely oblivious to Sani and Nami’s actions. You had initially asked Robin if Nami was ‘always like this’, and Robin simply smiled at you, telling you to just go along with whatever the navigator wishes to do. And you always assumed Sanji was just this gentleman-like, according to Zoro and Usopp.
To this day, they still haven’t stopped their fight against each other, and the oblivious soul you were, you just continued on with your day, appreciating the clothes and gifts Nami would get you and the food Sanji would make for you.
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i still honestly think the start of gen 9 OU was the funniest format smogon ever saw and its not even close. imagine explaining to someone who came into competitive blind that there was this special attacker that could do like minimum 60% to blissey and like destroyed the metagame for weeks, and then also having to explain that that pokemon was a fucking fish
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Will be updating!!!
Finding out which BTF city is most competitive per Age Division (Minis):
E = Competitive Entries
SC = Showcase
24/7 Knoxville (E 54)
JUMP Ft. Lauderdale (E 50)
JUMP Las Vegas (E 43, SC 1)
Radix Miami (E 43)
24/7 San Diego (E 42, SC 2)
24/7 Reno (E 36, SC 1)
Nuvo Tulsa (E 26, SC 1)
Nuvo Anchorage (E 20)
Nuvo Meadowlands (E 20, SC 1)
JUMP Portland (E 19, SC 1)
Nuvo Memphis (E 11)
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Splatoon World Championships 2024!
April 13th-14th, 2024!
The teams have been announced: You can see the details here!
[Official Website]
On top of that, a new banner has been released for in-game!
Just scan the QR code in the Splatnet app and go to the lobby terminal to get it!
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