I want to start a new twitter account called @3lonwusk and see how long it takes to get banned for repeating every tweet he makes bUt TyPeD LikE tHe SpOnGeBoB cHiCkEn mEmE.
The saga of Threelon Wusk will be short but glorious. I don't need a checkmark to get under the apartheid manboy's skin.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
Elon "Comedy is now legal" Musk
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Elon Musk’s purchase and subsequent handling of Twitter, in a nutshell:
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News from Twittersphere is quite bleak- as the site slowly death rattles, today Elon Musk has removed Trans hate speech protections and is considering unbanning Trump.
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Additionally, Musk tweeted he’s already reinstated the accounts of notorious fascist and grifter Jordan Peterson (whose name he misspells), and the alt right propaganda rag Babylon Bee. Notice how he throws in Kathy Griffin, as if she was banned for the same reasons (she was banned for changing her pfp and name to Elon Musk).
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We should mishapocalypse elon. What’s he gonna do, suspend us all?
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Ok, so I've spent a lot of time wondering why modern AU Zhu and Ouyang would be friends, since the "we're alike" thread of fate would probably not be a thing in a modern setting where its way easier to find other queer people that DONT want you dead. In a modern AU Zhu would have Options, she wouldn't have to be stuck with Ouyang. Especially since mine is set in New York City. But then, I realized there is one particular queer rite of passage that would both be hilarious and would explain why Zhu bothers sticking around Ouyang.
I believe that it is a quintessential experience for a queer teenager to encounter an older queer person and immediately imprint upon them. They are now Your person, and nothing they say will convince you otherwise.
Imagine, if you will then, that you are a tired (and very broke) first year university student who has haplessly wandered into an empty coffeeshop. You've been unable to find a job yet, and you have far too much homework for it only been two weeks into the semester, so upon finding a cheap place that's open late you plant yourself down and begin to grond through your workload. You don't notice the eyes on you as you work, and you only realize you're being watched when the cashier/barista brings you another drink. You try to decline (because of the aforementioned No Money), but the teenager only smiles deviously and says the coffee is on the house. You have a vague inkling of dread, but are too broke to refuse. By the time you realize what has happened, it's too late and Zhu has already offered you a job. You can't say no. You are now doomed to spend the next four years at the whim of an annoying 14 year old (zhu is 16 actually) that has decided that you, as a slightly older queer person, are Their person now actually.
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Got locked on Twitter for jokingly tell someone to [redacted] a Netflix executive. The finding out is too strong
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Disney vs. DeSantis is so funny because it's like. Neither side even wanted to get into this. Here's how it's supposed to go: Politician does something stupid. Corporation disavows politician after public pressure. Politician disavows the disavowing. Nothing changes for either party.
But then the Florida governor got stars in his eyes. He saw an opportunity to bolster his standing before the presidential primary. He wanted to be the one who took on The Mouse and won. So in retaliation he decides he's going to tear down the decades-old agreement Disney uses to govern Disney World's district.
And just like that, Disney's batshit insane legal department turns towards Florida like the Eye of Sauron spotting the ring at Mount Doom. They smell lost profit. They smell blood.
Disney will use any and every strategy they've accumulated over the last century of lobbying congress and DeSantis can't back down lest he admit Mickey Mouse beat his ass. He's lost control of Disney World's district even more than he already did. Now he's getting sued.
This all started because Disney was pressured into backtracking their political contributions to Florida and disavowing the Don't Say Gay law. Now they're fighting for something they actually care about: their profit margin. Disney is not an ally to queer people and they're an enemy to progressives, but damn am I rooting for them to keep humiliating the greater evil for the time being. This is high comedy.
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