Nichelle Nichols, 1932-2022

anna nicole smith at the pamela anderson roast

I am not here to roast everyone at Fontaine. I'm here to fuck Neuvillette.

Wriothesley

no thoughts just Betty White during the roasting of William Shatner

LIVE RENE AUBERJONOIS REACTION

(1) “Not gonna lie, when it was revealed you were the new Jigsaw, my reaction was, ‘the background detective, well that’s fucking random’.”

(2) “All this time, I thought you were John’s successor. But Logan and Gordon were there the whole time lol.”

at the Billionaire Roast wearing a Kiss The Chef apron but nothing underneath :3

No but for real if Swifties actually thought that a Comedy Central roast actually meant "They're going to catch Taylor Swift on fire" I will never be able to stop laughing you bitches are so stupid XD

"Name and shame"? Don't you ship Shaunajackie too?

I do, very much so, but Cristabel would be the Shaunajackie version of that toxic-ship enjoyer who seems worryingly genuine about thinking it's relationship goals. (M-- would either refuse to see this as a red flag or ignore it entirely. Love wins <3) Lyctorhood is exactly the sort of concept someone informed by that attitude would come up with.

Why do your followers hate you 😭

I don't know, step up to the mic guys 🎤

[High School Homecoming] Shiki: And now it's time to bring up the man of the hour, please welcome, the piano genius of High×Joker and Queen of Spades - JUN FUYUMI!! Audience: (cheers and applause) Shiki: (sees Jun drinks a mug of milk) CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! Audience: CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! Jun: (proceeds to drink another mug of milk) Audience: (rhythmic clapping) (glass shattering) Audience: (cheers and applause) Jun: (intensely bitchslaps Shiki) Audience: (exclaiming and laughing) Jun: BITCH! Shiki: I was kidding! I was kidding, ow! Jun: BITCH!! Shiki: Ow! Ow! Jun: FUCK YOU! Shiki: I wanna coupon to your goddamn psychiatrist! Jun: Oh yeah, shut up!

Kaveh: And now it's time to bring up the man of the hour, please welcome, the scribe of the Akademiya - ALHAITHAM!!! Audience: (cheers and applause) Kaveh: (sees Alhaitham drinks a glass of water) CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! Audience: CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! Alhaitham: (proceeds to drink another round of water) Audience: (rhythmic clapping) (glass shattering) Audience: (cheers and applause) Alhaitham: (intensely bitchslaps Kaveh with a book) Audience: (exclaiming and laughing) Alhaitham: Bitch. Kaveh: I was kidding! I was kidding, ow! Alhaitham: BITCH!! Kaveh: Ow! Ow! Alhaitham: FUCK YOU! Kaveh: I wanna coupon to your goddamn plastic surgeon! Alhaitham: Oh yeah, shut up!

Roasted the father

Andy Samberg

Comedy Central roasts were wholesome in that the roastee was like “yeah I suck sometimes let’s make some jokes about it”

(1) “The anime tried to hide this, but I remember. You didn’t really take kindly to your death when you were pathetically begging Ryuk for mercy in the manga, didn’t you?”

(2) “Hey Light, word of advice. Before announcing your victory, maybe make sure the people you’re killing are actually dying first?”

(3) “So according to you, in order to be a god, I just need to become a mass murderer? I don’t think that’s what you should’ve taken away from the Old Testament, bro.”