óin: he’s got an injury
bilbo: you mean the ax in his head?
óin: dead? no, only between his ears, his legs work fine
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innocent girl: look at my beautiful replication of jigsaws machines
guy who's actually jigsaw: u need a normal hobby. like stamp removing
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What would l not give to read AGGGTM from Ravi's perspective and KOTLC from Keefe's
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I wish I could be a pretentious film critic cuz I love watching and analysing movies but I hold 0 credentials because my letterboxd looks like this
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jane eyre was a thousand times sexier and funnier and more thrilling than I ever expected it to be and I’m so glad I read it this year
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wait really easy g1 share and one of my fav animations from it
[VD: G1 TF clip, Wheeljack runs to a stop into frame, holding a large double handed blaster. "Let's see how he like's my new shockblast cannon". He postions the cannon to his shoulder. Immeditately it explodes, knocking him on his back with a bounce. He props up on his hand with a groan "It's a shock alright" END]
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janus to remus
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robert sheehan you will always be simon lewis from the hilarious yet underapperciated 2013 movie the mortal instruments: city of bones to me
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RPG character idea
Female dhampir
Fled an arranged marriage, under an assumed name.
Would-be husband is almost 20 years older than her. Sounds like he was her mom's ex or something?
This is clearly terrible, but her mom just kinda rolls over for every shitty man in her life.
Oh, and he's a werewolf too. His family's a big deal back home.
What's really fucked up is - she got hit with some enchantment right after she was born to make her fall in love with him when she came of age. Allegedly a fluke of fate, but pretty suspicious, honestly.
See how long it takes for people to realize you're playing Renesmee from Twilight: Breaking Dawn.
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Delenn, Satai of Denmark
it’s my Shakespearean AU and I’ll do with it I want
I have of late, but
wherefore I know not, lost all my mirth, forgone all
custom of exercises and, indeed, it goes so heavily with
my disposition that this goodly frame the earth seems
to me a sterile promontory, this most excellent canopy
the air, look you, this brave o’erhanging firmament , this
majestical roof fretted with golden fire, why it
appeareth nothing to me but a foul and pestilent
congregation of vapours. What piece of work is a man
– how noble in reason; how infinite in faculties, in form
and moving; how express and admirable in action; how
like an angel in apprehension; how like a god; the
beauty of the world; the paragon of animals. And yet to
me what is this quintessence of dust?
from Shakespeare’s Hamlet (act II scene II)
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Something I love about Star Trek is how episodes will reference different genres, and sometimes I wonder what it would be like if they leaned into it even more. Going so far as to mimic filming styles, or modifying the soundtrack to sound like it belongs in a different genre for an episode.
Like hypothetically if I were to make a Star Trek show that’s reminiscent of TOS while also making it into something a bit new, I think I’d lean into the genre of the episode way more than they would have been able to in the 60s bc of cost and time constraints. Like as an example take the most Western inspired episode of TOS, “Spectre of the Gun,” and have them trapped in that Western world down to the filming, music, etc. And once they have the breakthrough of how they’ll escape slowly transform back to the typical Star Trek episode style where it’s sci-fi observing a different genre. Showing that they’re only trapped in the genre for as long as they don’t have a solution to their problem.
Idk I think that would be neat
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Sitcom humor in two panels from Soul Eater post chapter 14
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