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I think that if we try enough on Twitter we can make Taika Waititi look up "what is cockles" and then we'll have to wait no time to get that gay cowboy show
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incarnateirony · 1 year
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You seem angry... and violent. Taking a knife to someone? My dude, these aren't the words of a calm, balanced individual. It's just fandom. It's not a literal civil war.
Yes, I have offered to take a knife to the people that threatened to cut up my friends and doxxed someone i'm headass over for. Interestingly, the people threatening to cut up other people for asking heller questions in a cockles M&G ran away when they realized there's people capable of self defense, armed, and willing to say, "okay, bet, come at me bitch."
so yeah. Your friends ARE weirdly violent. And you're all cowards that run when you meet someone able and willing to do what you threaten hollowly. Then like little psychopath cunts you send anons like this and refuse to hold yourself accountable, or your friends that started it, because you're honestly subhuman sacks of shit with no moral compass who's entire essence is defined by concern trolling and being shoved in a trash compactor by TPTB. Shut the fuck up, you vapid cunt, you know you don't believe it or care.
Anyway, since they're trying to spam concern trolling, reminder that this is 2po, gayle, and supported by the mods behind spnscripthunt, who condoned 8 months of harassment with known lies, doxxing, and threats of harm, then they send their little gremlins out to pretend to be offended that someone threatened to stab back.
Stupid child games for stupid children. You all act like the 16 year old that ends up found dead in a dumpster from fucking around and finding out and nobody even cares because you've been that insufferable. Like yeah, she got stabbed 7 times in gang territory, but have you considered that she's famously a racist cunt and probably honestly said some shit to deserve it?
You opened the door of threats. Now eat your fucking medicine or fuck off and stop pretending to be big. Cowardly little schoolyard games.
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lulu-zodiac · 3 years
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there’s just. there’s just so much to unpack here. I mean:
- jensen emphasising this is the FIRST story he wants to tell about the spn verse (read: the destiel spin off is coming)
- chaos machine's new pride icon
- misha joking the prequel needs a trench-coated angel, which, based on historical data, only means one thing: the prequel absolutely has a trench-coated angel in it (our favourite one with the rainbow wings and squinty eyes, to be specific)
- kripke causing multiple social media platforms to explode by liking said tweet
- jared hearing about the prequel for the first time on twitter at the same time as the rest of us
- misha absolutely not hearing about the prequel for the first time on twitter at the same time as the rest of us
- the entirety of tumblr and twitter trying to fathom why jensen decided to make a show about a character the whole spn fandom have spent fifteen years wanting to punch very hard in the face
- hot topics include: will john's shitty actions be ignored or explored? is the prequel really just a cover for a destiel spinoff?? or just an elaborate and expensive method of ensuring cas finally, in some universe, gets to smite john?
- rowena considered for the prequel but not sam
- it becomes clear danneel and jensen knew EXACTLY what they were doing when they named their production company "chaos machine"
- et tu brute, gutted, bummed
- the increasingly likely possibility that the french mistake and the mockumentary were actually prophetic visions (related: someone check on misha)
- bobo berens and kripke add more fuel to the twittersphere fire
- most of the fandom yelling "fight, fight, fight" at the cast of their favourite show six months after it ending
- a complete, collective tumblr meltdown as fires that have been brewing in opposing corners of the fandom for over a decade implode into either vindication or denial
- unprecedented scenes in fandom history as self-confessed ex-j2 stans quietly let themselves into the cockles trash dumpster
- the realisation that jensen has been plotting this for months (important questions: how long has he known? when they were filming the finale?? at the creation con panel? is this what was going on under all that sexy silence???)
- most of tumblr on tenterhooks simply from watching two middle aged men follow and unfollow each other on twitter
- the fact there are still conventions booked and j2 panels that are absolutely going to happen after all of this
- no one knows if biden is okay
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snackles-maniacals · 3 years
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Exact same look
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T- 20 hours till they meet again.
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stefsdean · 3 years
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I think I should look away
JibCon7/JibCon10
gif credits: @magnificent-winged-beast & @mrsfitzgerald
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ltleflrt · 3 years
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Does the pic show or prove anything. Nope…just Misha saying…could be a joke. I think he was joking. Isn’t that my choice?
Okay, so serious talk, without my shipper goggles on.
Misha only said he was staying in Jensen's guest room. He didn't say it's his room in Jensen's condo, he didn't say anything about why he was staying there, how long he was staying there, nothing. As far as this message says, he merely slept in an extra bedroom in a friend's house. Yes, he said that's his blanket, but he could have brought it with him if it was a pre-planned stay, or maybe it's Jensen's but he stayed in the spare room often enough to grow attached to it, but he ultimately left it behind because it doesn't belong to him.
There's nothing inherently shippy about his message. And other than using the term "blanky" instead of "blanket" it's not even really jokey. He's just sharing a story about being nostalgic about something he used to do. At most, he's making a *winkwinknudgenudge* cockles joke, because he's been aware of the shippers for at least a decade, and likes to poke us with a softly rounded stick to rile us up now and then.
There have been rumors going around for a very long time that Misha actually lived with Jensen for a few years, with some very compelling evidence to back it up. But when the cockles dumpster gang got ahold of it, the dumpster was a lot smaller than it is now, and the majority of us went BURY THAT SHIT HIDE IT HIDE IT HIDE IT, because if it's real, it's super heckin' invasive of Jensen and Misha's privacy, like whoa. I'm not even going to say what it is, because I don't want to provide any more clues for a non-GISH scavenger hunt by the new wave of cockles fandom who (at least from what I've seen) doesn't seem as respectful of the men they claim to admire.
But the rumor is widespread enough that it's the reason people are probably reacting more strongly to Misha's tweet than just a joke might warrant. Even though being roommates doesn't even mean anything other than ROOMMATES and friends. Just because fandom loves the oh my god they were roommates au, doesn't mean that Misha and Jensen were anything more than friends trying to save some money by cohabitating when they were away from their primary homes.
Is it a joke? YES OF COURSE IT IS. Duh, for reals, part of Misha's charm is his sense of humor.
Is it a joke about cockles fandom reading too much into things? Could be, and bless him for joining in on the fun, I just hope it doesn't come back to bite him in the ass someday.
Or is it a joke about a poorly hidden truth? Could be that too. Unless he releases a sex tape set in that room with that pink blanky, the world may never know.
But we're going to squee about our happy fantasies either way.
Okay, serious talk over, and I'm putting my shipper glasses back on.
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I’m just saying that according to his Instagram Misha seems also to be someplace in the snowy mountains. Of course, places in or near the Pacific Northwest may tend to look alike and all. But also 👀
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jamalona · 4 years
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There’s no way misha is *that* careless by not knowing us would pay laser focus attention to that guitar case on his back. I mean we ALL KNOW that it’s jensen’s. But i’d like to think he put (or let) it there bc jensen is cleared of his covid result (see spntapeball ig page) and they’re now in the clear of letting ppl know that they’re staying together. I mean imagine all the comments if ppl find out they’re doing quarantine together?
Also, yes i believe it was misha that threw the magazine at jensen. (The vid had the same vibe as the radio company vid on jensen’s that misha also reposted in his page)
It also (kinda) explains how jensen was online so fast during the cory and mj talks, while jared took some time. (I mean we all know jensen is literally a grandpa when it comes to tech)
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misccee · 5 years
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Here you see in its natural habitat the mating dance of the elusive Cockles.
Observe the encouragement the re-blooded Ackles gives the quirky Collins in subtle head tilts.
Watch as the effervescent Collins begins his elaborate dance, to a rhythm only he he can hear, with thrusts and pumps meant to entice the shy Ackles.
It may seem that the Ackles is dismissing this whirling display, but as we’ve seen time and time again, his posturing is only meant to drive the wild Collins to greater lengths.
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angelica128 · 5 years
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Jensen drinks his “apple juice”, lifting his head up, and then he fixes his attention on the monitor.
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He looks up at Misha and he can’t take his eyes away, like it reminds him, how gorgeous this man is from another angle and on TV. And then he realize, that he’s sitting in one meter. Jensen runs to him, placing his glass without looking at the table.
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He runs to hug Misha. At first, he places his hand on his neck.
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And Misha doesn’t make any movement. Jensen’s warm hands are so related to his body.
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And after that Jensen lays down on Misha, placing his chest closer, than in a friendly way.
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I am done. I am so dead in cockles trash.
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The velocity at which this is spreading, we'll soon be at 200.000 fics just on Misha's ideas alone
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destinationdestiel · 5 years
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Spot the difference👀
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lulu-zodiac · 2 years
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12 months. 365 days. and WHAT a year it’s been. jensen’s deafening silence on the finale, a rogue spanish dub actor doing a better job of writing the script than literally anyone at the cw, misha “it was a homosexual declaration of love” collins, jackles letting slip he recorded the entire confession so he could watch him and misha together again and again whenever he wants, the increasingly messy jivorce, misha posting a photo of himself in jensen’s bed on the last day of pride month, destiel trending worldwide every time misha or jensen so much as breathe on twitter, misha using justin bieber to wish jensen happy birthday (again), jensen’s inexplicable decision to write a show about john fucking winchester, et tu brute, jensen calling misha “babe” live in front of thousands of people, misha publishing poems suggesting jensen has kissed him, confirmation that questions about destiel are being censored at cons, misha posting a celebratory tweet for destiel hitting 100k fanfics on ao3 in which he confirms he likes to top. i mean. just. what a fucking year.
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snackles-maniacals · 3 years
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Wonder where Jensen got this from
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....wait for it
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Misha thee dom brow Collins!
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Misha is in Texas. Tonight. He is sleeping in Texas.
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Tonight...
In Texas. 😊🥰
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