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what if kindness is telling someone they do not have to try their best any longer
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daughterofhecata · 27 days
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Highly scientific poll since yesterday was Spur der Toten release day and I've been curious about certain possible correlations for a while now:
companion poll about Victor Hugenay
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nerves-nebula · 7 months
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not really into a lot of his stuff and i dont quite understand his politics or what he's satirizing 100% of the time but Jason Yungbluth's Clarissa comics have meant the world to me for a long time. partially because they're dark comedies, with jokes that I actually smile at or relate to. partially cuz i think he does a good job of writing Clarissa herself as someone who's both cynical and bitter AND still thinks using child logic cuz she IS a child. partially cuz i just really like the weird art style, and think the extreme and sometimes grotesque facial expressions are fitting, hahah.
i mean the weird racism stuff wasnt great but i think that only happened once so i just ignore it ok not everything i enjoy is perfect
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dovessoiscanon · 1 year
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hey i haven't died yet
but my stupid fucking iron-deficient anemic ass keeps fainting all over the place and my local GP is just so done with me refusing in every way possible to rest up because i'M aCtUaLLy fEeLiNg a BiT bEtTeR.
Like bitch no u aint 😂
anyways how are y'all feeling about a Lesso revival from the death AKA major character undeath? Bcuz I'm feeling fluff for my fic ending.
Lol idk what this is i'm a bit of a light headed mess atm but will that stop me from getting on Tumblr for a full on rant? NO!
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So I just finished the first episode of the encounter table and it was very funny and I do recommend it but for one reason
(Slight Spoiler Below)
They end the first episode by having one character texting another characters mother saying “Hey might be late”- because they are canonically sleeping together. Fantastic
(Spoiler Ends Here)
Since I know anyone that sees this post (all 12 of my followers) are here for my dndaddies shitposts
It’s kinda similar to dndads vibe wise, especially season 2 since the characters are teenagers
But it’s fun and it updates the week in between dndads which is perfect lol
Anyway ramblings done :)
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reddragon-cowboy · 11 months
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💭 Banging my hands on the table: BOTH
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❝ Now why do they jus have to get all 'touchy feely' with Niah all the time ? Pshh, Clar gotta know how I feel about her somehow cause she does it way too much for my liking. I mean. . . there's a gazillion people in the universe she can get touchy with ! But noooo, it gotta be this specific girl from earth, and from what I recall, doesn’t Clar hate earth or earthlings or something? It sure doesn’t look like it to me. I think I might need to have a word with Clar about it but how do I approach it ? Man, I hate this. ❞
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❝ I wonder if Clarissa will want to try going rollerskating sometime. But. . . hmmm. . . she do seem busy most of the time with her machines and stuff to join. But I guess it wouldn't hurt to ask if they'll like to try it out whenever she got the time. ❞
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quiets-cradle · 2 years
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hate my skylight. absolutely despise it. would love to fill it with cement sometime. or maybe stop imagining horrific creatures of the void in it.
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boopsterliv · 2 years
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We deserved more Martin and Clarissa interactions in the Arrowverse. We also deserved more Lisa appearances in general
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idk if requests are open but i was wondering if you could do a fanfic about lady lesso having a secret family
Family
Warnings: PURE fluff
Word count: 1.9 K
Pairing: Lady Lesso x Fem!Reader
Prompt: Leonora deserves a little love.
Requests: OPEN
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It was known that evil could never have a happy ending.
At least, that is what has been taught for centuries and centuries, from generation to generation. It was unheard of to think that some villain, from any story, would return to a nice cabin with his family, after trying to poison a princess.
Any 'Ever' student could have that same thought about anyone belonging to the 'Never' school, incapable of love. And if the name of the dean of evil slipped into the conversation, the answer was an obvious and resounding NO.
While any human being with two eyes and a few centimeters of a brain could confirm that Lady Lesso is an extremely beautiful woman, they could also classify her as someone 'terrifying'; considering anyone brave who could spend more than five minutes with her, without being scared.
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The weekend was slowly approaching, which made the redheaded woman extremely excited. She was already sick of her incompetent students, of Dovey's constant complaining, of the thousands upon thousands of papers waiting in her office to be reviewed, causing excruciating headaches.
Everything about to end…
Until Emma reached her office, opening the door a little and sticking her head out.
"Leonora?"
"What do you want?" the woman asked without taking her eyes off the exam in front of her. Anastasia, an incompetent who would fail her class for the second time.
“Clarissa requested your presence at the meeting”
The dean's eyes rolled wearily, making her disappointment known.
"Really? Why do you need my presence with… 30 minutes to go before the end of school hours?"
"I don't know, she didn't give me an explanation…"
Before Emma could begin to ramble, Lesso abruptly stood up from her chair and began to pace, hitting the ground next to Emma with her cane, causing the smaller woman to jump.
Quickly, Leonora walked to the room where the meeting was taking place, opening the doors violently, making her arrival known.
"Oh, Lesso," Dovey interrupted, "it's good that you're here."
Leonora didn't even deign to answer, she simply sat in her usual chair and with the help of her magic, materialized a notebook, to scribble and avoid getting bored.
It took her a few minutes to realize that she had brought into the meeting room the notebook she used for her most private matters. Full of vibrant colors and children's drawings.
With a quick movement, and with the eyes of some of her colleagues glued to the notebook, Leonora opened it, hiding the cover and beginning to draw, not listening to Dovey's chatter.
The meeting lasted forever, almost 3 hours after their usual time to leave; but when Dovey finally called the meeting to a close, Leonora was among the first to rise from her seat, until Dovey's voice reached her ears.
"Actually, Lesso, I need to talk to you."
With a great grunt, Leonora watched as her companions left the room, to be left alone with Dovey.
"What do you want?" asked Leonora tiredly
"Relax, I don't want to entertain you" Dovey turned her back on the redhead to take a small basket full of sweets and baked goods "I remembered that last week was Y/N's birthday, so I thought I'd give she her favorite desserts"
The basket reached Leonora's hands, who awkwardly gave a grimace, which she tried to pass off as a smile.
"Thanks suppose. I'll give it to her"
"All right. So… see you on Monday”
"See you on Monday" and just as the redhead walked back to the exit, Dovey's voice interrupted her again.
"By the way, tell Rose she did a good job." The brunette pointed at Leonora's notebook with her eyes, drawing a grunt from the redhead.
"Whatever"
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When Leonora had finally reached her house, she was surprised to find all the lights on; Normally, when she arrived at this time, the only light that was on was the one in the living room, where Y/N was reading a book.
Wearily she opened the door and stepped inside, letting the homey warmth and the smell of the oven reach her face.
The redhead didn't even have to make her arrival home known, to hear those little footsteps on the wood.
"Mom!"
Little Rose ran down the stairs, laughing, until she reached the open arms of the redhead, who quickly picked her up, thanking everyone for how small the girl was.
"Hello little monster"
From the back of the kitchen, the Dean's green eyes collided with Y/N's, causing the latter to show a beautiful smile, seeing the two girls together.
"You're late" Y/N joked
"Go to your room, beast, mommy and I have to talk"
The little girl quickly climbed back up, making the redheaded woman walk until her back was to her wife and hugging her hips.
“Blame it on Dovey” Y/N laughed as she took the food out of the oven “I'm serious Y/N, if I hear another 'Ever' complain again, I'm going to have to cut my ears off.”
“Relax, the good thing is that you are home now, and dinner is ready. Go call Rose, and set the table."
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Dinner was one of Leonora's favorite moments. The feeling of warmth, the delicious food, Y/N's voice along with Rose's giggles and games made her cold heart feel what the warmth of a true home is.
“Today I saw my friend Erick”
Until that wretch's name left Rose's little lips.
The story was very long and very exhausting to tell, but to summarize. Y/N had graduated as a great 'Ever', giving her first kiss to a handsome and gallant prince named Erick. As a good 'Ever', it only took her a few months to commit to the man. But when the man found out that a baby was on the way, he didn't hesitate for a second to abandon the woman with the baby.
Leonora met her almost two years later, while she was on an emergency trip through a town near the school.
She doesn't even remember what made her fall: Y/N's shy look or little baby Rose's babbling.
How had the jerk come to contact his women? Leonora had no idea, but she tried not to get into the subject. She just enjoyed the little girl.
"Really? And did you have a good time?" asked the redhead, seeing how everyone finished dinner, so she got up and took the dishes to wash them.
"Yes. But… I missed you, mom. I like hanging out with him, but I miss when you and I go out to play."
Yes, Leonora could confirm that Rose was one of the few people who could make her believe that she still has a heart.
"Oh honey" Y/N interrupted her by kissing the girl's head "the good thing is that mom is going on vacation, and they can go out to the field every day, to play"
"Don't forget Lily" commented the redhead causing both women to laugh
"Sure, let's not forget Lily"
The baby's cry began to sound, warning that he had woken up.
“Talking about the queen of Rome”
"Come Rose, let's go for her"
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"Are you ready to sleep?" Leonora asked as she tucked in the little girl, who was already beginning to yawn and rub her eyes.
"Yep"
"You stayed up very late today, little naughty" the redhead stroked her hair, trying to make her fall asleep even faster.
"I told mommy I wanted to wait for you"
"I know baby, thanks for waiting for me" the older woman planted a kiss on the girl's forehead.
"I love you so much mom"
"I love you too"
"Tell Lily and Mommy I love them too."
"They love you too, monster"
The girl quickly fell asleep, for which Leonora got up leaving the room, closing the door, to enter her own room, finding her wife and the little baby playing on the bed.
"You don't seem like she want to fall asleep anytime soon, do you?"
"She just wanted to see her mom"
Small emerald eyes met those of the taller woman, eliciting little squeals from the baby.
"Hello, little fairy"
Admitting that little Lily had come into this world thanks to Dovey's kindness and care (and magic), it was very difficult for the redhead to show her gratitude, so she decided that calling the baby 'fairy' was more than enough.
Out of the corner of her eye, the redhead could see how her wife was beginning to yawn, already very tired, and apparently, baby Lily had enough energy to keep her awake for a few more hours.
"My love, go to sleep, I'll take care of Lily" the woman murmured as she snatched the girl from her arms.
"No, I can…"
Leonora interrupted her wife's protests by planting a kiss on her lips and on her nose.
"Honey, you've already done a lot here, let me take care of my girls."
The woman soon fell asleep, so it was Leonora's job to play with the little girl to tire her out.
"Hey, beast, you have to shut your mouth, you're going to wake up mommy and your little sister"
The girl ignored it and tried again to stick her finger in her mother's nose, while she burst out laughing.
As much as she wanted to deny it, her heart vibrated every time she heard her youngest daughter's little laughs, as well as her oldest daughter's voice, and without a doubt, Y/N's kisses only put the garland on the cake.
Some time later, the baby was finally able to fall asleep, so the redhead quickly tucked the girl into her little crib and lay down on her own bed, but in the process, she woke up Y/N.
"Hmm, are the girls asleep yet?"
"Yes, sorry for waking you up"
"Don't worry, let's go to sleep"
A silence settled in the room, but still, Y/N could tell that her wife wasn't asleep.
"Leo, what's up?"
"Do you think… that they hate me?"
"What?"
"Girls, do you think they'll hate me when they find out I'm the dean of evil?"
Y/N got up so he could look at her wife's glassy eyes.
“My love, of course they won't hate you, you're their mother” Y/N began to caress Leonora's face, to keep her eyes from leaving her “You're their favorite person in the world, they love you. We love you, we know that you are not a bad woman. Even if you don't believe it yourself, we know you have a heart; that you feel, that you deserve affection, love. Nobody is completely good or bad, you are not black, nor am I white, we are both gray scales, and they will be able to see that "
The redhead gave her wife a smile and a kiss on the chin
"You know, I'm starting to think that I married you because you always know what to say."
Y/N started laughing as she planted kisses all over her wife's face.
"Admit it, you married me because you love me"
Both women lay back down, ready to go to sleep. Leonora embracing her wife's body from behind, planting kisses on the woman's bare shoulders.
"I love them, so much" confessed the redhead already half asleep
“Your family loves you twice as much”
Because it was known that evil could never have a happy ending.
But, no one is completely good, nor completely bad, and despite that, we all deserve a little love.
Leonora deserves a little love.
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rhiochel · 1 year
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- In a winter day-
*Leonora and Clarissa overseeing the students playing in the snow*
Clarissa noticing goosebumps on Leonora’s neck: Dear
Leonora: Hmm??
*Clarissa pulling Leonora by the lapels and Leonora crouching down to level with her*
Clarissa putting her own scarf on Leonora: I told you one sweater is not sufficient in a weather as this, even for an ice queen like you. And where are your winter garbs? I swear I saw one the other day *keeps rambling about lost winter clothing*
*Leonora hearing muffled sounds, too entranced on Dovey’s beauty who’s fixing the scarf on her*
Leonora wordlessly pulling Clarissa in a hug, putting the rest of the long scarf on Clarissa: We can share
Clarissa: I thought evil doesn’t share
*Sophie, Agatha, and Emma fist bumping each other*
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where I live they knit the post boxes little festive hats
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daughterofhecata · 23 days
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"Keiner der Feuerwehreinsätze fand [zu der von Clarissa behaupteten Zeit] statt." "Aber das ist unmöglich." - Have you considered, that she was lying??? You know, the thing she has famously always done???
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nachfo · 9 days
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OXENFREE X RAINWORLD BE UPON THEE!!!!
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Rambles bellow :3
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This are the og characters: Alex, Michael (tho he doesn't appear here), Jonas, Clarissa, Ren, and Nona. And the rot with the iterators is the sunken (if you know you know :3)
I went fucking insane with this one. I just wanted to doodle and this came out. I'm really proud of it. My favorite game and the fandom I'm in combined. I think I managed the ideas very well. I don't really know much about rainworld but I think it's good anyway. I wanted to make more rainworld art but didn't really know what to do so I did this. This is mostly just concept art. Might expand on it in the future. I got really cool ideas on how the whole thing could work. If this could be considered an au? idk. I still have to work on it.
If you have any questions about it please send asks! It would really help me develop this idea! And also If you have any ideas you think could work great I would gladly appreciate them! I'm really optimistic about this and would like to do more. Hope you guys find it interesting. If you don't know what Oxenfree is I highly recommend you check it out! It's my favorite game. You don't have to play the game if you don't want but you could check a walkthrough.
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cissyenthusiast010155 · 2 months
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Howdy~
I really enjoy your writing. I was wondering if you could do a Clarissa x never reader. The reader loves Dovey but doesn't know how to express her feelings so she is mean to Dovey. One day she sees Dovey crying and the reader immediately turns soft and is doing her best to comfort Dovey. When Dovey calms down she is confused by the reader's sudden kindness and confronts them. Leading reader to confess how they really feel about Dovey.
All the fluff please & thank you. 😊💕💕
I Stay Because I Care ~Broken!Clarissa Dovey xFem Never!Soft!Student!Reader
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Summary— Read Request. Anon Response— Hey heyyy, anon!! Thank you for your request! Clarissa could always use more content, so I was excited to write this little fluff piece for her. Hope you Enjoy! ♥️
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Warnings: age gap (all legal), fluff, confessions of feelings, crying, breakdown, little angst not much, etc.
Enjoy (;
You stopped mid tracks in the deserted library as you heard a chocked sob. The noises got louder, then stifled a little. It was most definitely someone crying…
You walked through the library, trying to follow the sound of the stifled cries, until you turned the corner and nearly tripped over Professor Dovey, on the floor and in sobbing tears. She was curled up with her back against a bookshelf and her head curled into her arms and knees.
You bite your lip and your face is immediately washed with concern. You look from side to side to see if anyone else is around. No one is here except the two of you it seems. So you crouch down, sitting next to the dean of good.
“Professor Dovey…?” You softly spoke, gently caressing the woman’s shoulder to coax her out of her shell.
Dovey gasped and her head shot up at the sound and touch of someone’s presence. And she was even further shocked to see it was you of all people. The brunette immediately wiped all of her tears away and put on a masked smile.
“Oh Y/N! I didn’t see you there…!” She said in her broken and hoarse tone.
“Are you okay…?” You asked in concern.
“Of course, I am! I just got a little caught up in what I was doing… but everything is splendid I—” Dovey rambled in desperation to hide her breakdown, but her broken voice easily gave her up.
“You were crying…” you interrupted the woman’s ramble, placing your hand onto Dovey’s arm and squeezing it reassuringly.
“It’s okay. It’s okay to cry, Professor Dovey…” you comforted the brunette.
At your words, Clarissa melted and broke down once again. She leaned into you, her water works starting back up again, with her head on your shoulder. You instinctively placed your other hand behind the woman’s neck.
“It’s just too much… I can’t do it… too much—” she chocked out on repeat.
You let Dovey cry it out, until she didn’t have any more tears left to shed, comforting her the entire time. After her tears, the woman leaned back against the bookshelf and sniffled.
“W-why are you being so nice to me…? You are never kind, you’re a never…” Clarissa stammered, looking over to you in confusion, “I have seen you with your peers and dorm mates, you aren’t even somewhat nice to them either…” she breathed out.
You gulped and blushed lightly.
“I… I care about you” you muttered with a shrug.
Dovey now had a light smile on her face. She pulled your hands towards her lap, squeezing them lovingly.
“I have… trouble expressing my feelings and caring to others… that’s why I’m so mean to you, I’m sorry…” you confess.
“Thank you, sweetheart. For everything…” the brunette hums, now releasing a tear of joy to roll off her cheek.
You immediately nodded, with a light smile of your own. You felt as if a weight had been lifted off of you now, that you were finally free to express your love and care for the dean.
“And please, call me Clarissa” Clarissa purrs, then giving you a kiss on the cheek, making your blush deepen tenfold.
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snakeskins-world · 10 months
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True love's kiss pt 3
"What do you mean 'you can't do it'?" Anemone asked, but Dovey was quick to reply. She didn't stand up. She looked down to the floor, feeling tears fall down her face.
"Everyone out!"
The teachers left. Dovey grabbed Lady Lesso'a hand, holding it tight, as if she might slip away if she let go.
"I'm sorry." She whispered, her voice breaking as she spoke, her emotions came crashing down on the good dean. Her exhaustion, disappointment, regret. Several more feelings she had ignored, they hit her like a train.
"I'm sorry I couldn't fix this. I'm sorry I ruined it, I wanted to fix this, but I can't." She choked on tears. She wanted to reverse this curse. She wanted to have her friend back, yet she wasn't willing to try the only cure for a fairytale curse.
"You know, it'll never easy to do what's right."
She turned to look at Agatha, she was stood by the door, the dark sky made it a little difficult to see her.
"Why can't you try?" Agatha asked, walking forward and crouching beside her dean.
"She, she wouldn't want it. She never believed in it." Dovey said, wiping her eyes.
"And? If it saves her, does it matter?" Agatha asked."I didn't want to argue with Sophie, yet it happened, and after everything, we're closer than before."
"What does that have to do with this?!" Dovey asked, feeling angry and sad at the same time
"Just do it without thinking?" Agatha suggested, shrugging slightly.
"Just imagine Lady Lesso as a handsome Prince." Sophie said as she entered the room."Then you'll be able to kiss her." She smiled.
"You do that, and you never get a kiss." Agatha muttered under her breath, rolling her eyes. "If you aren't ready, then don't. But, we'll be here, and so will the faculty." She said to Dovey.
The dean nodded. She looked back to Lady Lesso. The evil dean hadn't moved once, still asleep.
She closed her eyes and took a breath. She raised her hand to gently cup her cheek. She tilted her head slightly before leaning forward.
"Are....are you sure this would be right?" She asked quietly. She was hesitant, she didn't want it to ruin a possible friendship with the evil dean. Then she saw the others had left.
"Right..." she took a breath and leaned forward."Don't hate me... please."
She kissed her softly, she pulled back quickly, the evil dean didn't move.
"I knew it." She whispered, tears stinging her eyes."I knew it wasn't possible. Why did I even try?"
She stood up, her thoughts spinning, she started to walk away, leaving the headmasters tower, she was greeted with a heavy rainfall and strong winds, the night sky covered in dark clouds, thunder cracked loudly into the night.
"Clarissa?"
The fairy godmother spun round, the sight that greeted her was one she couldn't have predicted.
"Why are you in the rain?" Lady Lesso asked quietly. She sat up, then rubbed the back of her neck. "And why does my neck hurt?" She muttered, standing up, taking her cane.
"YOU'RE AWAKE!" Dovey smiled, immediately running back and hugging her, Lady Lesso was stunned for a few seconds.
"I'm....awake?" She replied, confused. She didn't understand why Dovey was acting like this. "What happened?"
"Uh, w well, you fell unconscious, and it was like Sleeping Beauties sleep! And you wouldn't wake up! And the storian said you needed true loves kiss to wake you up! And then I did it, and well, you didn't, but then you did!" She explained quickly, rambling on
"You're drenched! Why would you go out in the rain - wait, you kissed me?" Lady Lesso asked, looking at the good dean.
"W, well, yes. But it was just to wake you up, I swear!" Dovey said, blushing she was rambling again, only to be silenced by Lady Lesso pulling her against her and kissing her.
"Stop rambling, you're giving me a headache." She pulled back, looking down at her with a smug smile.
"How long have you wanted to do that for?" Dovey asked quietly, feeling herself blush as she looked up at the evil dean.
"Longer than you've known for," She replied with a smug smile. "You're freezing, and you're gonna get a cold." She took her jacket off and pulled it around Dovey
"Now let's go back to the school for evil and out of this horrid room."
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countlessrealities · 4 months
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Any of the muses have Christmas plans? :DD
Unprompted asks || Always accepting !
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"G-General verse? S-Same shit we do every year. J-Jerry playing housewife, h-his parents and their boyfriend coming over, w-we all pretending to be great and merry...A-All that stuff. I-I'm way fuckin' more excited for the other continuities. O-Or well, some of them."
His expression softens a little. "W-With Rick, we do the same family stuff, b-but with both families and...h-he just makes everything better. I-I actually like that Christmas shit, w-with him there." Because his counterpart makes him happy, no matter what. "T-Then I guess the two of us will have shared guest i-in some verses. Fish...d-damn, that is going to be fuckin' awkward...an-and, uh, Clarissa. T-That one is gonna be fuckin' tense...u-unless we do a Chance version an-and shit, now that would be a nice one. An-And then there's my and Morty's local Grinch, Petal." A snort. "S-She's gonna bring all the booze 'c-cause she fuckin' hates Christmas. T-Too bad for her, b-but good for me."
"W-What will be real fuckin' annoying is tha-that I'll have to put up with M-Morty's goddamn crushes. T-The other Fish isn't too bad, b-but why the fuck did he have to go an-and date his boyfriend's girlfriend too? G-Geez."
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"Uh, R-Rick sort of summed up stuff for me too. I-I'm not looking forward to, y-you know, seeing the Ricks being on eggshells b-because of...their Clarissa situation. I-I hope Summer and I can help, w-with Fish too. T-They are both really cool an-and I hope they can have a good day with you, y-you know? A-Also, no matter what Rick says, P-Petal can be fun on Christmas too. I-I mean, her rambling about why s-she doesn't like it, i-it always make me laugh."
His grin widens a little and he glances down, pulling at the hem of his shirt. "B-But what I-I'm really looking forward to is, uh, Christmas with both families, b-because FM and I will spend it together an-and...last year was important, f-for us both. E-Even if not as much as New Year's!" Their anniversary. "Oh, an-and we got to have Meg with us both too this year, an-and I think that will be even nicer! I-I wonder if she'll come over early t-to help our Dads cooking...
"I-I kind of want to invite Bishop over too, s-since, uh, well, he's still learning about human stuff, b-but Rick won't let me. H-He says that if he comes, t-then we'll have all the others crashing our party too. M-Maybe he'll let Fish...the other one, my...friend...come over for a while?" He really hopes so.
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"Not much to add to all that, aside that I'm so going to, like, enjoy seeing my grandpas squirming around both Fish and Clarissa. But yeah, Morty is right, I'll also try to make things smoother for the two of them. They are too rad to have a bad Christmas. The Ricks can suck it up."
Her lips quirk in little mischievous smile. "But I'm so gonna sneak out to hang out with Jinx in that one verse. And maybe I'll ask Salomé if her family lets me go over to their house for Christmas this year. Not that I want to go, because it's gonna be, like, awful, but at least she won't have to face it alone."
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"No particular plans. I was never one to celebrate the holidays. I have a couple public appearances to make, as President, but for the rest I personally won't organise anything."
A pause. "Aside from meeting up with other me, of course. Us spending these times together is becoming a bit of a tradition." The briefest smile touches his face, but it's quickly gone as he shrugs. "And I guess that if Meg organises one of her dumb parties, I'll attend that too. For a while. She's still avoiding me, so I can't give her the satisfaction of not having to put up with my presence."
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"I-In most of the main continuities, I'm with Morty, so I'll do whatever he does. So I assume that I'll spend the holidays with him, other Morty, their pet girl and E-Rick."
"A-As for the other reality, my partner has a liking for festivities, for reasons I don't understand, s-so I'll celebrate with him. It's what pleases him, and I don't mind it anyway. It's fascinating to see him getting all excited about clichéd Christmas traditions."
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"F-For how I see it, C-Christmas is just an excuse to get fucked up on eggnog. B-But I guess that the Citadel had some decent shit organised w-with the new President, so...M-Maybe SR can convince me to go out with him an-and Morty. I-I bet the little shit wants to go i-ice skating or to see the stands an-and all that stuff."
"An-And of course I have plans to go and bother the Commander." A sly smirk opens on his face. "I-I fuckin' bet he'll be working, s-so he needs someone to make sure he'll take a little fun break."
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"I-It sounds like someone has my Christmas figured out already. B-But that's fine, i-it's what I wanted to do anyway. An-And I want to make sure Morty gets something better t-than AR dragging him around b-because he's too drunk to stay still for a minute. I-I also want to get E-Rick something, b-but...uh. I-I'm not sure if he would like it. I-I'll try and see...before AR goes to see him. I-I don't want to walk in on them. F-Fuck no."
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"My bro-bro and I will have Christmas at our house as per usual, but I managed to convince our parents to invite the Grunkles over this year! So it will be one big family reunion!" She claps her hands, clearly excited at the idea. Then, glancing around, she lowers her voice. "And also an real fun Christmas. Mom and Dad never want to do anything special, so it's always so booooring. And I bet that Grunkle Stan and Grunkle Ford will get us better presents!"
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"I suppose that it depends on what season of the canon we're considering? Since my Mom's...disappearance, Dad hasn't been big about holidays, so at most I got to do something small with Natalie and my bodyguard. And with Plagg, once we're alone. As for after season 5, well, we'd definitely have something better, with the three of us, Félix and Aunt Amelie. I...I'm really looking forward to it."
He rubs the back of his head. "Also, since I have proper friends and a girlfriend now, I guess I'll have to go shopping for presents, even if...I'm not very good at that. I guess that Félix and I can figure out something together. And Cat Noir has to get something for Ladybug, uh, so that's something I need to do alone."
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"Usually, it was just Mom and I. We had a big lunch and exchanged presents, and that was it. This year it's going to be different, as Adrien said. And yes, we are going shopping together because I...I don't know what you should get to a friend. I tried to ask Duusu, but...let's say that her answers weren't helpful at all."
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@advnterccs / @mcltiples: Rick, Morty, Evil Morty, E-Rick, Weird Rick
@evilmcg / @shctupmeg / @petalsxfallen / @slickmcrty
@imprvdente / @hvbris: main verse Fish, teen Fish, Salomé, Mina
@dynamoprotocol: Clarissa, Chance
@shimmerbeasts: Jinx
@technodromes: Bishop
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