Do you have a yes/no/maybe kink list for nsfw commissions?
not like, an official list
pluses from the form:
artist's personal kinks: size kink (M/M pref), mind control/hypno, cock warming, orgasm denial/edging, overstimulation, tentacles, biting, general roughness
negatives from FA:
hell no: NSFW w/ bodily substances other than blood/spit/cum, babyfur/shota/pedo/etc, pregnancy as a fetish (or in general tbh)
inflation/tickling as a fetish, anal/cock vore, oral vore involving established franchises, EGGS
and won't draws from TOS:
NSFW content involving underage or seemingly underage characters
NSFW content involving feral animals (mythical creatures okay)
NSFW content for certain franchises
anal/cock vore and unbirthing
oral vore involving established franchises
ridiculously oversized genitals
NSFW involving bodily substances other than cum, spit, and blood
art that glorifies racist, bigoted, homophobic, transphobic or otherwise scummy ideology
ART FOR FASCISTS (nazis, alt-right, pro-T/rump, etc)
incredibly complex scenes without sufficient compensation
honestly you can just put vore off the table altogether right now, i'm not ideologically opposed to it n i still like maws but i got skeezed out by some previous orders
so i guess anything between the pluses and the negatives would be a maybe? i won't know until you tell me what it is
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the “ breakfast in bed? “ “ define breakfast. “ one made me think Nadiana so maybe that?
[ Waking Up Prompts ]
Warnings: some bewbs, groping and suggestive talk.
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It feels like the entirety of the morning sky pours in through the great glass windows, striking dazzling beams off the mosaic tiles of the floor and into Jinana's face as s/he blinks half-awake, squinting in the brilliance.
A mumbled word and a vague gesture release the heavy curtains of the bed, bringing a blessed shade. This seems to rouse Nadia where the sunlight could not, thick lashes parting and crimson eyes fixing on her bed partner. She smiles, reaching out to push Jinana's loose hair back from hir face with gentle fingers.
"How can you sleep through that?" Jinana asks, hir voice husky from sleep and from a long night of talking over wine and cordials... and all of that before the pleasures of the bed.
"One becomes accustomed, I suppose." Nadia's own voice is low and smoky. She stretches her long, elegant limbs, the motion causing the plaited rope of her hair to snake its way over the edge of the bed and the sheet to slip from her shapely breasts. "Would you like me to call for breakfast in bed?"
Jinana sits up for a stretch of hir own, smiling as Nadia's eyes wander over hir nude body with a refreshingly frank interest. "Hmmm. Define breakfast? We might have everything we need right here."
Nadia laughs and reaches for hir, pulling Jinana down on top of her. "I am never averse to starting the day with a bit of a treat." Her hands begin to glide over Jinana's body, and Jinana's lips to travel over Nadia's soft, pampered skin.
The breakfast delivery can definitely wait.
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trick or treat :3
Happy Halloween! Here's a spooky deer for you.
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Share you favorite colors NOWW
i love to see and enjoy. all colors are beautiful colors to me. i see a color next to a color and it makes this whole living shindig worth it.
but yellow/gold/orange is my absolute favorite to find. such a pleasant and soft color! it's like a sunbeam with your eyes closed! an orange you share with your friend! the flowers you picked for your mother as a child! the honey you stir into your tea! the laughter that seems to come from nowhere! so many wonderful things from a color.
a lot of people will tell you that pink or red is the color of love but i think it's really yellow
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There's a bakery on the way to the far grocery store that has a vending machine outside. Inside the vending machine are macrons.
The macrons are not labeled. They're just different colors.
So I like to stop and get one because it's a fun game of what flavor an I going to try today. Except for green, I never get green. Green is always either matcha or pistachio, and I dislike both.
It should be of note I have no food allergies, so this is not a dangerous game.
Today was Earl grey, and strawberry.
Earl grey was decent, but not really my favorite. I was disappointed because it was white with speckles so I thought it would be cookies and cream. Strawberry was terrible, very clearly artificially flavored and bleh.
Next week I hope for better.
And better baking, no crisp outer shell and very little foot on the cookies. I live making macron cookies, it's the filing that I suck at.
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happy easter
he doesn't have any eggs but if you let go of the leash he may crack your head like one
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Hey, don't cry. Mix 40-ish grams softened butter with 20-ish grams of powdered sugar until cohesive. Add 40-ish grams of flour and mix until a very soft dough forms. Shape into a log inside of some parchment paper and place in the freezer for about 30 minutes. Heat the oven to 170°C. Cut the log into 1/2 cm-ish thick pieces and place on a parchment lined baking sheet. Put in oven for 15–20 minutes. They shouldn't brown too much. Take out, let cool, eat your shortbread.
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I forgot how much fun it was to actually cut out cookies in cute shapes and now I'm itching to do more even though I've got a whole plate of shortbreads to myself. If I do the rosemary again, I'm either leaving the amount of rosemary I added the same and upping the lemon content or decreasing the amount of rosemary. Possibly both since I want the cookies to be pretty lemon heavy.
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Okay, let's get something straight here: cilantro does not taste like soap. Yes, I have the cilantro-tastes-bad gene, and yes, it is disgusting and overpowering and has a bitterness and aftertaste to it that's about as pleasant as tasting the soapy residue in your drink from a hand-washed cup that wasn't rinsed properly. But the flavor itself is NOTHING like soap.
Now, that being said, I have a new shampoo that smells just like cilantro when I'm towel-drying my hair.
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