He was there. He knows how it went down.
[Bill is reading a history book and suddenly sets it on fire]
Bill: That is not how it fucking happened.
Bonus:
Dipper: That book was mine…
Bill: So?
Dipper: So you’re going to buy me a new one.
Bill:
Dipper:
Bill: I’ll write you a new one.
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I have a question to ask.
I just finished watching Gravity Falls for the first time and going to ao3 I saw that the most popular ship is Bill Cipher x Dipper. I kinda figured they were shipped cause of Bill's popularity, but I was also 99.8% sure that there would be problems with the age difference, which made me read their shipping wiki to clear some.
*Let it be clear I'm strictly referring to an aged up Dipper when talking about this ship as pointed out by the wiki that most content is with older Dipper and Human Bill and I hope that ya'll's opinions make mention of this*
Ive now seen some of the content and read some fics, im kinda neutral of them but also on edge.
So,
Now my question is. What are yall's thoughts on them?
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Steps to going down the BillDip rabbit hole (there is no turning back, you are lost forever)
SPOILER ALERT FOR GRAVITY FALLS
Become aware that there’s a show called Gravity Falls
Ppl seem to love it, ok cool! It’s on your “I’ll watch it one day” list
You start watching it
Aww this is cute and funny.
Awww Dipper has a crush on Wendy. It’s probably not gonna work out because she’s 3 yrs older and like 2 ft taller but aww kiddie crushes
Watch it more
At some point before finishing the series, think “Hey I wonder what the ships are for this fandom?”
(Or I guess if you finished the series that’s cool too, you’re just gonna be more confused)
Open up ao3
WHY IS BILLDIP THE TOP SHIP
DO PPL SHIP BILL AS A TRIANGLE WITH DIPPER
ISN’T DIPPER LIKE 12
If you have watched Sock Opera at this point, you’re like “ok something must happen between them in the episodes I haven’t watched yet, cause yeah they interacted but Bill was evil the whole time and Dipper was like I must stop you!!!!”
(If you already finished GF, skip the next bullet)
Watch the remaining episodes looking for traces of Dorito x Boy
Seems like Bill and Ford have more ~history and Bill and Dipper didn’t interact much past Sock Opera???? WHERE DID BILLDIP COME FROM
You need to understand why the ppl like it
Check Billdip tag on IG or tumblr. You probably see a lot of Sexy Adult Human Bill and Older Twink Dipper, or Triangle Bill but cute and pocket sized 
Open up Bill Cipher / Dipper Pines on ao3 again
Start reading
Okay you kind of get the appeal of Finally Someone Is Interesting Enough to Match Me and also Bill Has a Favourite Plaything but Bill is still evil and Dipper is still 12 in canon
You are still confused but you open up another fic
You have now read like 5 fics
Oh no this new fic is well written. Their dynamic is great. The development is great.
If you have an ao3, it’s going in your private bookmarks
Time to look for more fic
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The Pines code:
“I have no idea what you’re talking about,” Dipper said firmly. “And I think you should go now.”
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