You must excuse me,

My Flesh Vessel

has mutinied and is now committing unspeakable acts of violence against me

My parents when pregnant with me (probably): We don’t care if it’s a boy or a girl. We just want a healthy child

Me: *is none of the above*

I love to seeing my friends prosper but I wish with all my heart I could join them.

Sequel to this

Made a meme for people who relate to having chronic migraines/headaches

Where my peeps at?

When took more ibuprofen than usual and suddenly reality becomes 1080HD and brain starts BRRRR

Just chronic pain things

This will forever hands down be one of my favorite Memes!!! This encompasses me in a nutshell!

Them: How're you doing?

Me, Internally: The sheer act of standing here is taking a monumental effort. There is a wall of excruciating pain that stretches from my shoulders all the way to my knees and no amount of struggling will allow me to escape it. An assailant is constantly attacking me, whom I can never evade, because it's my own body.

Me, Out Loud: Oh, you know! Can't Complain!

When a new doctor asks for a brief description of my medical history