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#marveledit#dailyflicks#chewieblog#filmgifs#moviegifs#userbbelcher#useraurore#dailyavengers#marveledits#marveldaily#chris pratt tw#userstream#gamora#avengers: infinity war#marveladdicts#gifs*#*#by saoirse
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“Then why do I have to see Chris Pratt everywhere?!”
“Because he’s voice acting in all the big kid movies! The Lego Movie, Mario, that one with the blue people,” Barbara counts on her fingers, fighting back a laugh as she leans back in her chair. “Trust me, I want nothing to do with him, either. But the kids get to pick one movie a month.” She reaches for her coffee, pushing aside half-graded papers as her hand brushes Dick’s.
“You’re welcome to join us. They love you.” She adds, a little shy. “They’re gonna be super jealous if they found out we had lunch together in the classroom. But I totally get it if you want to leave before they come back from recess.”
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I FUCKIGN HATE IT HERE WHY WERE WE RIGHT. WHY DOES HE LITERALLY JUST SOUND LIKE CHRIS PRATT THERE ISN'T EVEN A CHARACTER VOICE
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Chris Pratt had a gun. Tried to shoot me in the head and somehow missed when we were literally face to face.
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Based on me 5 seconds ago
Steve and Eddie were just casually lounging in the living room, a random video on YouTube playing- one that Eddie picked.
Then, all the sudden Chad Chad was interrupted for a movie trailer. Steve was about to skip it without looking up when Eddie gasped loudly, shooting up and dropping his book without marking the page, something he'd definitely regret when the trailer is over.
"STEVE, HOLY SHIT, IT'S GARFIELD!" Eddie shouts. Their mangy little orange cat comes trotting in at that, Eddie wanted a black cat but freaked in a similar way when he saw this sickly little thing that needs expensive food and medicine.
"Not you, trash cat" Steve says, picking the little thing up as Eddie practically starts crying at the cute little animated kitten on the screen, falling to his knees and crawling towards the TV.
"OH MY GOD, STEVE, HOLY SHIT. HOLY FUCKING SHIT" He yells, not even looking at Steve as he places his hands over their little cat son's ears so he won't hear Eddie's cursing. Eddie's holding onto the edge of the TV stand in a white knuckled grip, but his dramatic sobbing ceases the moment the Garfield on screen speaks.
"Is that fucking Chris Pratt?" Eddie says, slowly picking up his head and looking on in horror. And as if on cue, Chris Pratt's name flashes on screen. Eddie just stands up, throwing his arms in the air.
"Nope. No, no, nope. Ruined." He says as he flops back onto the couch next to Steve, face down into the cushions. Eddie literally has a Garfield tattoo on his ass, this is devastating for his favorite cartoon cat to be voiced by... Chris Pratt. Eddie looks up at the Garfield in Steve's lap, scratching the top of the scrimbly little cat's head.
"You're not voiced by Chris Pratt, are you, sweet boy?" He asks the mangy thing.
#stranger things#joe keery#joseph quinn#steve harrington#eddie munson#joe quinn#steddie#tw swearing#Tw Chris Pratt#garfield#Yes this was my exact reaction to hearing Chris Pratt voice another animated beloved#How#Why#Why do they want him?#Also the Chris Pratt tw was (mostly) a joke#Chad Chad#Chris Pratt in any role that isn't Guardians of the Galaxy scares me#But my mom thinks he's hot
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I haven’t seen anybody talking about this, and I don’t want anyone going in unprepared/unaware like I did, but GOTG3 should have TW for animal abuse and motion sensitivity. We knew the story would be focused more around rockets backstory, but I wasn’t aware how much animal cruelty and just horrific things we’d actually be shown. Also there are several shots where the camera rotates 360 that made me motion sick so just be aware. Stay safe!
#gotg3#gotg vol 3#guardians of the galaxy#tw animal suffering#tw animal abuse#motion sensitivity#james gunn#chris pratt
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Chris Pratt to Replace John DiMaggio as Bender
FIJMU News 6-10-22 by Don Logsllamadachshund
With John DiMaggio refusing to return to his iconic role as Bender the robot from Futurama for the Disney owned 20th Century Studios continuation, actor Chris Pratt has stepped in to the role.
DiMaggio refused to play Bender unless he and his co-stars were paid a well deserved wage after their many years on the show, but Disney executives have given a clear and resounding "no" as the role has now been recast.
Pratt, best known for his roles in Guardians of the Galaxy and Jurassic World, as well as his upcoming voice roles as Mario and Garfield, will voice the famous naughty robot in four planned seasons of the popular sci-fi comedy to air on Disney+.
According to fans of DiMaggio, "Why the fuck not, just why the fuck not. This is what the fucking world is now. Fuck it. Fuck it all."
#chris pratt#futurama#disney#bender#television#okay but seriously the reason i posted this now is to beat the real announcement when they actually do this#unreality#horror#tw chris pratt#misinformation
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(Not quite) all of Trey Parker’s appearances on VH1’s I Love the 90’s specials from 2004. Trey gives his thoughts on Tickle Me Elmo, the Heaven’s Gate cult, South Park, and Pokémon.
*I forgot to include his commentaries on grunge, Eddie Vedder, Ren and Stimpy, and Wayne’s World*
#trey parker#south park#vh1 i love the 90s#vh1#I love the little Pokémon song he sings in that last clip#he looks so cute as always#hope y’all enjoy#tw chris pratt
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Inspired to make a meme by this line in Uncle’s character bio.
#rdr2#reddeadredemption2#red dead redemption 2#reddead#rdr2 uncle#van der linde gang#rdr2 memes#tw chris pratt
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If you ever want to feel more confident in your writing, either know a dinosaur Nerd OR know basic biology and watch the last half hour of Jurassic World 2
Spoilers for the movie but it came on in the waiting room at the docs office on a giant and loud TV while my mom got physical therapy done. Things I saw in those last 30 minutes played:
One of the dinos ate a guy's arm whole THEN screamed in the guys face THEN began tearing at the fleshy and not bony bits of the guy
A smallish man outruns a hungry and pissed off super mega gmo dinosaur into an elevator and the dino still fails to make it to the elevator before the doors can slowly close.
There was, what I can only describe as a throwaway line, where the bad bad guys implies they used the same science they used to make the dinosaurs come back to make a dead girl come back to life or they cloned some dead girl after she died. And the ACTUALLY CRAZY THING IS that this is the only explanation they seem to offer on why this girl decided to let all the dinosaurs out into the nearby city after one nearly killed her and her new dad who she idolizes!
When the dinos are let out into the unsuspecting humanity, the t Rex??? Big one small hands sharp teeth, charges up and over a zoo fence and into the lion enclosure. Instead of the t Rex doing what a hungry carnivorous reptile would do and eating the lion, the t Rex roars at the lion. And instead of the lion doing what it normally would do around an animal that was 4 times the size of an elephant with teeth would do and run and hide, it roars back.
Jeff goldblum was in it for a few minutes and he didn't get to show a single chest hair
When they let all the dinosaurs out into the world at large, first all the dinos were actively being poisoned and then had to flee out into a central chamber in a stampede of creatures the size of VW bugs to triple decker busses and far far bigger. And all the dressed out animals made it through what was a hole the size of maybe the 6th tallest one without any of them even taking a snap at another.
A pterodactyl is the only one who is shown attacking anyone once out of containment and it is conveniently the main villian who would have gotten away otherwise who gets snatched up by this dino that I doubt was that small irl.
Your writing is fine honey, even the most self indulgent fic you write will be better than this dumpster fire of a story. As long as you put effort and thought into something, you will have already put forth more than whatever Hollywood is dumping millions into lately.
Anyway, if you want to see a good dino film, watch the first Jurassic Park and stop there.
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New reason to not kill myself:
I can’t let Chris Pratt outlive me
#the mario movie#chris pratt#Y’know what#imma tag his other movies too#jurrasic world#gaurdians of the galaxy#idk what else he’s been in#tw suicide#mentions of suicide
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Am I not the only one who thinks that the creators of the upcoming Mario film should fire Chris Pratt and Jack Black and recast both Mario and Bowser with folks who are not ableist morons (and in the case of Bowser getting recast, doesn’t support eugenics either)? And that the Paramount Pictures should fire Jim Carrey and recast Dr. Eggman with someone who’s not an antivaxxer idiot?
Just asking for a pro-vaxxer, pro-masker and anti-eugenics friend…
#ableism#mario film#sonic movie 2020#sonic movie 2#sonic movie sequel#anti chris pratt#anti jack black#anti jim carrey#antivaxxers tw#eugenics tw
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I saw the “is that a dinosaur on your back?” commercial a couple of times and decided to draw this. Based on a tumblr post I found on pinterest, original image under the cut.
Also Owen would 100% be the kind of guy to have one of those huge baby bags for his raptor babies, don’t lie to me.
As always, please be kind and reblog, not repost, thank you! :D
Jurassic World Dominion © 2022 Colin Trevorrow
Done in Adobe Photoshop
#jurassic world#jurassic world dominion#adobe photoshop#baby blue#why did they name it delta?#there was already a delta raptor in the first jw movie#owen grady#chris pratt#my art#tw language
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by the way a lot of the things that have been said about chris pratt that make him look bad are just not true. he does care about his son a lot, he never went to that homophobic church (although his way of defending himself was... really fucking weird and suspicious. like you are religious what are you even talking about) and HE DID NOT COMPARE HIMSELF TO JESUS. WHO THE HELL EVEN CAME UP WITH THAT. and honestly from what I've seen- he's not THAT BAD of a person. he's just really fucking stupid and needs to be careful of what he says.
some things he's said are just bad... like the ed joke... that was just bad. the mother's day post on the other hand, HE WAS NOT THROWING SHADE TO ANYONE. JUST BECAUSE HE DIDN'T MENTION THE MOTHER OF HIS SON BY NAME DOES NOT MEAN HE WAS THROWING SHADE AT HER. also he's not a white supremacist. even if he was, he wouldn't display that on a hat. no sane person would. that is NOT WHAT THE HAT WAS FOR.
now the animal abuse is a completely different story. i have not looked into it because that topic makes me uncomfortable but from a surface level search... yikes. who the hell tries to give away their cat on facebook? and honestly im not even going to mention the other one. just... yikes.
also! on a lighter note... he ships Thor, Star-Lord, and Gamora so. I'm just putting that out there.
#Chris Pratt#WHAT THE FUCK IS THERE A CHRIS X READER TAG FOR????????#DO PEOPLE ACTUALLY READ THAT SHIT?#DISGUSTING MAN!!!#HE'S MARRIED#YOU ARE READING / WRITING AN X READER FANFICTION ABOUT A REAL MAN. WHO ALSO HAPPENS TO BE MARRIED#wtf. anyways.#tw animal abuse mentioned#why do people make up shit about this guy#he literally never compared himself to jesus??#if he was religious + believed in jesus (he is... even though he said he wasn't that one time... for some reason) he'd know not to say that
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Me after seeing dozens of trending tweets like “#notmyariel” and “#notmymj” and now it’s FINALLY directed at a white persons casting with “#notmymario”
#finally something I agree with#optimists are like: maybe it’ll be good#they cast crisp rat I’d RATHER get punched in the face 12 times in a row ty#opinion tw#anti Chris Pratt
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We went back to the hotel earlier today since we went out early in the morning, just opened the window for and he’s already out the window and going down the sidewalk like a person
Wherever he’s going he sure is Getting There. Audison is once again confused and Parmesan barely batted an eye. The others didn’t even notice, guess we’ll see where Ingo is going tomorrow
#unreality tw#listen if someone can name their rattata Pratt Chris then I can name my shiny lampent Ingo#not canon
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