Chicken on da chair

Chicken Posting

Chicks, finding comfort under the wing of their mother. 

"i think dream is like... dream is like one of our chickens. he's really cute and fluffy but there's also nothing going on behind his eyes you know?" - my oldest, looking at pictures of dream from the streamys

and. yeah.

choice haircuts

snowy morning with the girlies

CUDDLES

Two of them have a problem with walking but we'll figure it out, they clearly want to walk, they just can't

Dipshit is outside again and immediately started escaping her coop again. I found her on the wrong side of the fence yesterday and she was there again today. She LOVES to play me for a fool and pretend she doesn’t know how to get in or out of the yard. Tho I couldn’t help but worry that she had been there all night, so I grabbed her and pulled her back over. I saw that her scab was peeling pretty badly, (pictured above) and I worry that the others hens had been pecking it, or worse yet, I peeled it when I pulled her under the fence. Dipshit is an intelligent and resilient soul, but I know that chickens (and bantams especially) can be fragile when they’re recovering from an injury. I considered bringing her back inside, but I really don’t want to separate her from the others for too long, as it could make it difficult to reintroduce her. I am out of bluecoat and am planning to get more. I’m really torn on what to do with her and would really like some advice from some other chicken keepers.

I’m tagging some people I follow and trust on the topic of chickens: @chicken-fluff-butts, @homeofhousechickens, @chickensarefriends, @allosaurusrock, @alcnfr

these are just off the top of my head, anyone knowledgeable of chickens is welcome to contribute.

You belong in a hospital. DID systems are dangerous. You could literally split a serial killer or rapist alter tomorrow and lose control of yourself and have no memory of it. You are a danger to society and a ticking time bomb, and so is every other system.

bro I just post and look at birds idk man, maybe you should get your nose out of M Night Shaymalan and anime tropes and like, idk, join me in looking at birds cause life is a lot less of a owo demons exist world if you just like, idk man, looked at birds every once and a while

like i actually have an evil alter and all he wants to do is buy guitar stuff and play the guitar idk man i think we just out here playing guitar and looking at birds but idk man i guess you'd know my life better than me ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

still man i think idk you should just look at birds and play some guitar or somethin you seem a little high wound man idk

like look

look here

watch some chickens

live chicken cam

you can even feed the chicken

just enjoy chicken

Meet my chicken, her name is 95 and she is very old and beautiful

Loving tonight’s chicken facts

thank you!

fun fact!

this is a chicken, no matter what @fearthefuzzybear

I'm posting him anyway

Ok y'all this is pickle he's a bantem rooster and he weighs less than 1 pound and he screams at the top of his lungs. He sounds like he hasnt hit puberty yet. he screams 25 hours a day. he likes to eat bread that is bigger than he is. he has pink sweaters. when it's too hot/cold he just shakes until his owner takes him inside. he doesn't like getting his feet muddy.

ft. his girlfriend princess in one pic

A rooster struts proudly. 

(Barnyard Mix: Barred Rock/Silver-Laced Polish)

Loyal your chicken posting is so so so dear to me I am in a parasocial relationship with Cupid where they are my current source of joy in this forsaken world thank you so so SO much for sharing their adorable fluffiness I love them so much

they love you too anon.

random cupid fact: they are the most dramatic chick in the world and sometimes if you look at them they'll freak out but also they're so so sweet and calm.

girls girls girls

Favourite bird? 👀

chicken... theyre so so stupid but i love them dearly. if we're talking wild birds then id say herons or red kites