Sun and Moon show incorrect quotes 3.
1.Ruin: I like wearing oversized sweaters. Not just because they're extremely comfy and cuddly, but because whenever the sleeves are really big, I get to flop them around and smack people.
2.Lunar: When I was your age-
Bloodmoon, mocking Lunar: When I was your height.
Lunar:
Lunar: Listen here you little shit-
3.Bloodmoon, to Moon: How do you tell someone politely you want to hit them with a brick?
4.Bloodmoon rushes by with an armful of water bottles
Sun: What's going on?
Moon: Bloodmoon wouldn't drink water.
Sun: …And?
Moon: And I asked them how fast they could chug an entire bottle.
Bloodmoon, loudly: 16 OUNCES IN TEN SECONDS, BITCHES!
5.Moon, texting: Ruin, will you please go to sleep?
Ruin, texting back: What makes you think you didn’t just wake me up?
Eclipse, yelling: I CAN HEAR YOU CLAPPING TO THE FRIENDS THEME EVERY TWENTY MINUTES SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP!
Moon, texting: Just a hunch :) You goin’ to sleep soon?
Ruin, texting: I’m trying
Eclipse, yelling again: TRY HARDER I HAVE A 5:45 AM MEETING TOMORROW BITCH
Moon, texting: Okay, don’t stay up too late or you’ll be cranky :)
6.Eclipse: According to the footage here, you shook the vending machine and when the shake alarm went off, you punched the glass and broke it.
Bloodmoon: …I was hungry.
7.Sun, texting Moon: Moon! Help I'm being kidnapped!
Moon: Where are you?
Sun: I'm with some strange person. In a car. Help.
Moon: I'll call Earth.
Earth, answering their cell: Y'ello?
Moon: Where's Sun? They texted me that they were being kidnapped.
Earth: Sun? Whaddya mean, he's right next to me-
Earth:
Earth: I'll call you back. Hangs up
Earth: THE NEW HAIRCUT ISN'T THAT BAD!
Sun: WHO ARE YOU!?
9.Eclipse: Did you buy eggs like I asked?
Lunar: Even better!
Eclipse: What the fuck did you-
Lunar: holding up a chicken Her name is Fluffy.
10.Bloodmoon: Onion rings are vegetable donuts.
Eclipse, used to Bloodmoon being dumb: Sure…
Bloodmoon: Your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed.
Eclipse: Okay?
Bloodmoon: Lasagna is spaghetti flavored cake.
Eclipse:
Bloodmoon: Lobsters are mermaid scorpio-
Eclipse: Jesus, that one is a little-
Ruin, interested: No, no, Bloodmoon, keep going.
11.Bloodmoon, grinning: I have a knife!
Earth: Put it down, Bloodmoon.
Bloodmoon: Make me! sprints away
12.Monty: Oh, to be a bored heir to the throne who keeps rejecting marriage proposals due to being secretly in love with the cute gardener.
Earth: Oh, to be a cute gardener who secretly places roses in the heir’s room because she is in love with him.
Bloodmoon: Oh, to be the palace guard who discreetly helps to boost the cute gardener up the wall for her secret deliveries in the middle of the night.
Lunar: Oh, to be the heir’s best friend witnessing the two fools dance around each other while knowing damn well that the two like each other.
Chica: Oh, to be the noble suitor from another royal family who comes to know of their love instantly and plans an entire plan to get them their happy ending.
Ruin: Oh, to be a medieval peasant who knows nothing about the heir’s personal life and who dies of dysentery at age 23.
13.Earth: Regular soda is too sweet!
Bloodmoon: Diet soda has a weird after taste!
Earth: No! Ugh, oh my god. Diet soda is THE BEST! It doesn’t have sugar! It’s SPICY!
Bloodmoon: It has other weird stuff in it! I’ll take REGULAR sugar in my REGULAR soda!
Earth: It’s SO SWEET like it’s a dessert though! Diet feels more like a drink!
Bloodmoon: I’m going to physically attack you.
Earth: Which is better, Ruin?
Ruin: Oh, I usually drink water!
Bloodmoon: Wha- NO!
Earth: DISGUSTING!
14.Sun, hungover: Please tell me I'm imagining that I claimed I was king of the ducks.
Moon: I would, but then I would be lying to the King of All Ducks.
15.Eclipse: How would you guys deal with a toxic friend?
Earth: Tell them how you really feel.
Sun: Slowly distance yourself from them.
Bloodmoon: Engage in a 1v1 sword battle and if they lose they have to stop being toxic or pay the price.
Eclipse, being handed a sword: …well heck.
16.Moon: Can I offer you a nice stick in this trying time?
17.Bloodmoon and Ruin texting
Bloodmoon: Come downstairs and talk to me please. I'm lonely.
Ruin: Isn't Eclipse there?
Bloodmoon: Yes but I like you more.
18.Eclipse: They… well, I wouldn't call it inheritance per se. What do you call it when you kill someone and get their stuff?
Lunar: Um, murder???
Ruin: Adventuring!
Bloodmoon: Tuesday.
19.Eclipse: I swear to god I'm the only one here with a braincell.
Lunar, Sun, Earth, and Bloodmoon: ALL HAIL the keeper of the sacred braincell!
20.Sun: Christmas lights?
Moon: Check.
Lunar: Thermos of hot cocoa?
Moon: Check.
Earth: Santa suits?
Moon: Check.
Eclipse: Shovel?
Moon: Check.
Bloodmoon: Alibi and bail money?
Moon: Check- wait, WHAT?!
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Master list :-
I. Tell me you want me (hiatus)
DCA! Eclipse, Sun and Moon × reader
“Looking at you pains me a little. Our bond, it's like Yin and Yang.”
“It scares me when I find myself wishing I could breathe in flesh and blood instead of motors and wires.”
“Nothing is perfect, but this right here, is my reason to come back home.”
Their hands are soiled in blood and lubricant. Their cores carry the darkness required to run the underworld society through clandestine intelligence operations. They are sentient yet ruthless. Sapient yet brutal. They promised themselves they won't bow for anyone, anymore. But for you, they would kneel. You may run but their three pairs of oculars would follow you to the gates of Hell. After all, they know they would end up there. They're aristocrats of evil.
“Tell me you want me, bambolina. Please.”
Updates - ongoing (5/?)
Chapter 1 - Synopsis : Raconteur ✓
Chapter 2 - Prologue : I-chigo I-chie ✓
Chapter 3 - Epilogue : Opia ✓
Chapter 4 - One : Adronitis ✓
Chapter 5 - Two : Esperance ✓
Chapter 6 - Three :
CURRENT NUMBER OF WORDS - 14,390
ART - Front cover art for my au, Eclipse's tattoo, Sunny boi
II. Forget-me-nots, moonlight
DCA! Moon × reader
Moon remembers everything, he does not forget.
Being brought to consciousness. Being with Sun and taking care of children. Judgements towards him. His first friend besides Sun who called him his ‘son’. Used to, at least.
Moon remembers the blood that coats his hands.
The feeling of grinding gears inside his head.
Sun's pleading. The screams of children and adults.
Thoughts of wanting to die and protect Sun.
Being saved and given a second chance at ‘living’.
Moon may not have a choice in remembering all the pain he was forced to endure.
But remembering you? It will always be his choice.
He will remember you till the stars die and colours turn grey over time.
And maybe, in another lifetime he will find you again. The two of you would live through it all again. Raise a kid together who would run around the house calling out your names. Where he would be able to grow old together, with the only person he's loved this way. Where he would get to say he loved you just as much, if not more than the way you loved him. Where he can sit at the rooftop and gaze at you like you hung all the stars in the sky for his sake.
“Then remember me, moonlight.”
Till the end of his time.
CURRENT NUMBER OF WORDS - 13,204
Updates :- (ongoing 2/4)
Chapter 1 : Dulce bellum inexpertis ✓
Chapter 2 : Post nubila phoebus ✓
Chapter 3 :
Chapter 4 : Ad astra per aspera
III. Even death grovels at the feet of their heart (oneshot)
SAMS! BloodMoon × reader
The Sun was nowhere to be seen. As if, too afraid to watch the carnage about to happen through the hands of the bloodthirsty automaton lurking behind the tall trees. Waiting.
Waiting. Waiting for you to realise what you were doing wrong. Waiting for you to turn back and leave with your usual polite nods. Waiting for you to walk away from that unlucky murderer who had the audacity to lay their filthy eyes on you.
Unfortunately, you don't leave either. And they have to let you see how naive you are with your kindness and empathy. They decide to give you that ugly reality check and they do something that they regret.
You scoff and glare up at your partner with annoyance.
"Bloodmoon, it's not a big deal, really."
They don't deserve you, they know. But they are selfish because they know they want you. They're pathetic and worthless. So they grovel at your feet. Because you're their heart.
They would never let you go.
IV. Kiss me under the Somei Yoshino (oneshot)
SAMS! BloodMoon × reader
“We don't trust ourselves like that, chère ichor. Are the flowers we bring everytime we come back not enough to satiate your desire? Are our efforts not enough to—”
“Blood moon.”
They stop. Somehow, your gentle reminder never fails to stop them from spiralling into that darkness they carry within. The darkness they've vowed to protect you from.
“I want to sit under the cherry blossoms with you. And even if you're stressed and unlikely to think of this as a good idea, I still trust you both, nonetheless.”
They tilt their head down to peer at you prudently like the sunflower drinking in all of the sun's warmth it can get before dusk. They would run to the end of the world for you, if your eyes gazed at them delicately.
“We will go, chère ichor. With you, we will.”
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Currently working on :-
1. Tell me you want me (hiatus, revising it)
2. Forget-me-nots, moonlight. (Oneshot - four chapters)
3. Soulmates red string bearer au.
4. Royalty DCA + SAMS and mana affined reader. (oneshot)
5. Horror mer - Siren!Sun × reader (one shot) (could be mature/suggestive themes)
6. Trying my hands on fnaf art, mostly the DCA.
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