nothing like a crisp, refreshing bottle of cancer juice :3

(for anyone confused, here is a useful pneumonic to remember your redox reactions: "OIL RIG" - oxidation is loss of electrons, reduction is gain of electrons)

chemistry assignments: Take two gases and give me their volume and moles and temperature when combusted to produce this other gas

biology assignments: here’s a page full of shark pictures. Identify them

Physics assignments: remember that really long equation from two weeks ago? No? Too bad, I need you to use it now

in my first year honors chemistry course my teacher was trying to give a lecture on intermolecular forces but these two guys in the back couldnt stop talking about their relationship problems. she got their attention, looked them dead in the eye, and said "no girls, only chem! who needs relationships when you have chemistry? nobody!" i like to think thats why im aromantic

reasons why im gay:

vagina dissolves fucking malachite, what will it do to my dick ?!?!?!?!?!?!?

wake up guys, be gay save yourself

Knowing that -one is pronounced as One (əʊn) and not one (/wUHn/) is peak STEM academia

The forbidden Cheetos

yeag, ..,

the ball is not real babe it's all in your head

Not my meme, but we did titration in chem today and this channels my every thought.

In science class the other day, my teacher likened atomic bonding to dating. I realized that, under that analogy, noble gasses must be a-spec.

Radon’s not here because I Ran out of space on the paper.

call your girl a liquid the way i make her atoms vibrate when she's in heat

More chemistry memes! In honor of rearranging things so they’re all in the same place.