So considering that it’s the 54 anniversary of the moon landing I thought I’d share one of my favorite bits of trivia about the mission (along with a bit of a shitpost). So the first every liquid to be poured on the moon was actually whine as Buzz Aldrin took communion in the lunar module (the bread and whine were blessed a few days beforehand by a priest). Buzz wanted to broadcast the ceremony back to earth but decided not to at the request of Deke Slayton because of the controversy surrounding the reading of the book of genesis on Apollo 8.

Here’s where the shitposting comes in: According to Catholics (and other religions sects that believe in transubstantiation) believe that during communion the bread and whine literally becomes the body and blood of Christ. Which is why imho (despite not being religious in any way) it is perfectly accurate to say that Jesus Christ has landed on the moon

you’re in her DMs while i’m curled up next to her by the crackling fireplace and resting my big dog head in her lap while she scratches behind my ears and feeds me little milkbones of various flavours. we are not the same.

What if the real The Song with Five Names a.k.a. Soapbox Tao a.k.a. Checkmate Atheists! a.k.a. Neospace Government a.k.a. You Can Never Know (Remastered) was the friends we made along the way

Today, God hath tested me by taking away my WiFi and phone service only to bless me with not only a Tubbo vlog, but a Schlatt video as well once it returned.

Hot take the Song with Five Names needs more names

If blitzstone not canon then explain this 🔍👀

Holy shit guys I think I just solved Gender

Take out the d and swap the last 2 letters

They’re just the genres of people

The world is at peace now, transphobia is no more

I don't believe in stereophonic recording. You expect me to have two working speakers? What am I, a millionaire?

These hands are rated E for everyone

Reddit is down

Checkmate atheists.

Fuck it we ball *stands on a chair* THE BATHROOM SIGN PEOPLE ARE TRANS

Go to hell asshole

Jokes on you, Judaism doesn't have a hell! HA!

Guys I went to church and came out to Tubbo not streaming which means I can get caught up on his vod from yesterday without falling behind on other vods

God is real

But manscaped, if I shave my pubes, then how will your dad floss? 🥺