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I'm forever drawn to places where the Earth's geologic past has been thrust up from the mantle and opened like a crusty, craggy history book for all to read. The act of simply touching a rock formation that is hundreds of millions of years in the making and simultaneously connecting with the continent's primeval origins is both sacred and profound. Every layer of rock tells a story of its own. Against these accumulated histories, our mayfly existences barely register. Rock City at Coopers Rock State Forest is one of those very special places where the Earth has revealed her deepest secrets. The Pottsville Formation that underlies this part of Central Appalachia is estimated to be 300 hundred million years old. The massive slabs in the photos above are Connoquenessing sandstone, an erosion-resistant sedimentary rock that evokes the incredible drama of Earth's formation wherever it breaks through the crust.
#appalachia#vandalia#west virginia#fall#coopers rock state forest#chestnut ridge#cheat river canyon#cheat river#rock city#pottsville formation#connoquenessing sandstone#geology#natural history#gaia#origins
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everyone loves talking about the batshit worldbuilding in WoT but I feel like everybody tends to overlook the Vaguely Evil Elves From Another Dimension that have their own officially licensed chutes and ladders-esque board game that you Cannot Ever Win
#unless you're a 9 year old boy who's surrogate father just broke their entire reality#society when olver won snakes and foxes without cheating#the day I get my hands on a real life snakes and foxes game is the day that I can die happy#but idk I feel like everybody tends to overlook the aelfinn and the eelfinn in favor of like. the ogier and radioactive two rivers#and the many. many. m a n y. other insane worldbuilding Choices robert jordan made#which are all valid I mean WoT is fucking insane#but I think we should have more aelfinn and eelfinn appreciation on this webbed site#like they're so interesting!!!!!! there's so much to unpack!!!!!!!!!#vin speaks#wheel of time#wot book spoilers#wheel of time spoilers#wot spoilers#mat cauthon#the shadow rising#towers of midnight
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Kylian , Erling ,Jude , Pablo ,Pedri ,Trent: I'm sorry i cheated on you please forgive me
Me asf:
#joao felix#joao felix gf cheating on him 100 times#denial is river in egypt#kylian mbappè#jude bellingham#pablo gavi#erling haaland
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Would it be mean to say I love you the day before the worst mistake of our lives?
#I pulled out the Minecraft backround cheat codes for this one#check out my five nights at Freddy’s swag#digital art#fnaf#five nights at Freddy’s#Michael Afton#Jeremy Fitzgerald#fnaf 4#jeremike#this entire setting is based on my one personal headcanon that Jer likes to collect rocks from a small river#that paper pay cheque has so much personality in my heart#puts Jeremy in a box and shakes it real hard#beats him up#ruins his life#[affectionate]
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*Poll inspired by typical ambiguity in the new audio story Victory of the Doctor, which on an unrelated note is amazing!
Evidence for each argument beneath the cut!
Open marriage
The Doctor's wedding to Marilyn Monroe occurs in A Christmas Carol, when he storms off to a chapel with lipstick marks on his face. “I’ll just go and get married then, shall I? See how you like that. Marilyn? Get your coat!”
While he wasn't yet with River then, he maintains this relationship afterwards, apparently with River involved. In the mini-episode Good Night, the Doctor enters the TARDIS with a euphonium, calling over his shoulder, “River! I’ll see you later! Tell Marilyn she’s too late, she’ll have to use the biplane. Take care!”
Another piece of evidence comes from The Wedding of River Song, when they're passive-aggressively flirting.
“Hallucinogenic lipstick. Works wonders on President Kennedy. And Cleopatra was a real pushover.”
“I always thought so.”
“She mentioned you.”
“What did she say?”
“Put down that gun.”
“Did you?”
“Eventually.”
“Oh, they're flirting. Do I have to watch this?” (from Kovarian)
I've never understood the innuendo (please tell me what I'm missing), but Kovarian does, and as we know from The Husbands of River Song, the Doctor and River are both married to Cleopatra, so… it's definitely something.
There's also that diary page in The Eternity Clock game that suggests the Doctor, River, and Jim the Fish got blackout drunk at karaoke night and started “some sort of religion of love” which went on to last for centuries.
Serial cheaters
“How can you be engaged, in a manner of speaking?” The Doctor is jealous in Flesh and Stone before he's even kissed her, which doesn't set him up as a person who'd be interested in an open marriage.
“No, wait. That's your husband? That's who you're married to? Not anybody else?” In The Husbands of River Song, the Doctor is clearly not expecting the other husbands. Culminating in the same episode…
“So, King Hydroflax?”
“Oh, how many times? I married the diamond!”
“So you say.”
“Elizabeth the First!”
“Ramone!”
“Marilyn Monroe!”
“Stephen Fry!”
“Cleopatra!”
“Same thing!”
It appears he is well aware of her other spouses (and that she's aware of his); so perhaps his surprise was more that didn't expect her to be so flagrant about them. It makes him insecure (“I posed as his nurse. Took me a week.” “To fall in love?” “It's the easiest lie you can tell a man. They'll automatically believe any story they're the hero of.”) enough to start an argument about it.
River also expresses her jealousy as an obvious fact, as seen in The Day of the Doctor Novelization (written by Moffat who (along with Alex!!) knows the character best):
“Ow!”
“Madame de Pompadour?”
“Jealous?”
“Of course I’m jealous. Keep your hands off her.”
In The Name of the Doctor, we learn that the Doctor, who has had a number of... sexually-charged moments with Clara (including, but not limited to, Victorian Clara), has avoided telling her that River is his wife. Vastra is uncomfortable with having to introduce them, having “gone a darker shade of green.”
“The Doctor might have mentioned me?”
“Oh, yeah. Oh yeah, of course he has. Professor Song! Sorry, it's just I never realized you were a woman.” (from Clara)
Actually both
This could mean many things (i.e. open marriage with boundaries which are violated), but potentially, all the same evidence from prior arguments! With a shade of “Our lives are back to front.”
In the mini-episodes First Night/Last Night, when River, having burst into the TARDIS and pretended to faint, mistakes her past self for another woman the Doctor's hiding from her, she openly expresses jealousy.
“Doctor. Have you brought someone else here? Does anyone agree to wear that dress? Where is she!”
“River, think it through!”
“This happened the last time we were here. You brought someone else!”
“No I didn’t!”
“Yes you did, I heard you talking to her!”
However, when a third and significantly older version of River makes the same mistake, she no longer expresses jealousy, but rather curiosity, which could at least signal a shift in how she sees their marriage.
Maybe there was a conversation that happened. Maybe it slipped the Doctor's mind when he forgot Clara.
Actually neither
This could also mean multiple things, but one of those things is this. The Doctor is a widower from the start. Likewise, River is well aware of Doctor's death on Trenzalore, “of course River would know, she's always known,” having been raised to prevent those events, and having refused to be bound by that destiny.
How can fidelity be defined the same way for time travelers? Everyone's spouses are dead somewhen. River understands the paradox of her husband's existence better than anyone. To quote The Day of the Doctor Novelization yet again…
‘Because you live in a time machine. All of history is still happening outside those doors. On a good night that means everyone you ever met is still alive and you can’t wait to see them again. On a bad night, it means everyone’s dead, and you want to charge around the universe, pretending you can do something about that.’ She looked up at me. ‘I know which version of you I prefer.’
And there she was, so alive again. I remembered her, twisted, burnt and dead, in the depths of The Library. ‘What if there are people who died because of me?’ I asked. ‘What if there are people I should have saved?’
‘People die. All people, everywhere. We grieve and we move on. That is how we respect the dead. That is how we forgive ourselves in their presence and their absence.’
Please feel free to add anything I missed!
#River Song#eleventh doctor#twelfth doctor#yowzah#11th doctor#12th doctor#the doctor#doctor who#new who#please no hate votes from people who hate the ship/just wanna slander them. thank you for your consideration. <3#also I know there is very much the possibility 'monogamy plus threesomes with both parties involved' wherein everything else is cheating#which fits them well as anything given the evidence. anyway- if that's how you read them- vote as you see most accurate!#at the end of the day its all about consent#btw i do have an opinion that isn't likely to change by the results- but im not gonna risk the integrity of this poll by saying it.#this is an interesting aspect of a ship I love and I wanna see how fans interpret it! (please be civil tysm ilysm)#thank you everyone that votes!#words by seaweed#disclaimer that cheating is morally repugnant. ALSO this relationship IS built on lies. 'rule one: the doctor lies. so do I! all the time'
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With a nod, the lights along the aisle were magically lighted as the doors opened letting River take his sunlight up the aisle, blinking slightly as the song was not one he had heard before, yet he could easily hear it was Lucas’s voice that was singing it. Walking slowly in front of them, as they had trained was Liam, holding the pillow with the two rings tightly in his little hands. As they reached Nat, Lucas picked him up into his arms for a bit, as much for himself as for Liam.
Nat: If I was a regular priest, I would start with Dearly Beloved, we are gathered, and so on. But that was never my style, nor is it my fathers. -she smiled softly.- We are gathered here for an exchange of rings, a pledge of love, and spending whatever time is given together.
River took a deep breath, which got four worried eyes on him in seconds, quickly smiling at both to signal it wasn’t anything bad. In her own way, it was the same thing Kieran had said back then, it was just that Nat was so much clearer in her wording.
Nat: And it isn’t for me to say the most important words, that would be for the two of you. -she nodded.- I believe you asked to start River?
Liam perked up, as Lucas gently put him down again as River nodded, and held out his hand so his little one could hand him his ring. Carefully Liam took the ring off the pillow, handing it equally carefully to his father, a small sigh of relief slipping from him when it was done, making everyone smile. Walking over to Flynn who picked him up, they watched their dad.
(Poses by @simmireen thank you so much for taking on the comission!)
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#the ward legacy#writblr#simblrstories#simblr#co created with mahvaladara#River Ward#Lucas Sunstar#Liam Ward#Flynn Ward#Nat#much like her dad#she has her way of doing these things#she is a little clearer in her wording as you may have noticed#and now for the famous vows#that always are a thing in weddings#that I find fun#and sweet#i cheated a little#I only had these three there#I had no energy#to deal with sims that walked away#and wouldn't sit so#sorry but also not sorry
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A night on Darillium lasts 24 years.
Their date 'started' while it was still sunset.
So they at least had 2-ish more years.
Darillium is a planet.
A planet that has morning on one side, evening on the other.
We know the Doctor and River are quite good absolutely brilliant at escaping things. We know they're both selfish when it comes to each other.
Conclusion(s):
They spent more than 24 years on Darillium.
They gleefully transferred to the other side of the planet after the first night was over.
Time tots did not not happen.
#brain fart#river song#twelfth doctor#yowzah#doctor x river#alex kingston#doctor who#peter capaldi#i miss my fav old married couple#they'd totally cheat#time babies#yowzah rocks
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[TJoL+] A Summary of Events,
I realize that I skip around a lot when I'm posting legacy gameplay - the truth is, my ADHD and limited play-time constantly mixes into impatience when it comes to certain stages of my gameplay! When y'all last saw Ivory, she had just gone on a date with Eva Capricciosa, so it's a little jarring that the next time we see our heir is her living with Eva and Cassandra Goth in an established relationship, right?
The reality is, I took plenty of pictures following the events of the past few days in-game - I just didn't like any of them. Figures that I got to hodge-podge them together in Photoshop to run a quick summary... only to end up loving the way they all came out. 😑
I thought I might summarize the last few days so that we can pick up with where I'm currently at in my gameplay. I'm planning on updating y'all with a more official post about the KMiK/TJoL+ posting schedule (KMiK during the week, TJoL on the weekends) while my work schedule settles in!
So, we pick up where we left off... with Ivory (after randomly pulling a "Flirty Introduction" in the middle of gameplay) having just completed a very successful all-nighter date with the lovely Eva Capricciosa. 💅⛓️
The morning after her date with Eva, Ivory had a hot daydream (left, courtesy of WickedWhims) about her ex-girlfriend, Cassandra Goth, while taking a shower. Ivory and Cassandra used to date in high school, but broke up amicably before they went to University.
Not two hours after that daydream did Ivory get a call from Eva (right). It went down a little differently in-game (Ivory and Eva didn't officially start dating until after this all went down) but it was the main inspiration for this edit.
At this point I guffawed out loud - I was already sold on Eva and Ivory as a couple, but Cass and Ivory were something I was trying to get Ivory back to (spoilers djkfhd but Cassandra is a Food Critic and was eventually going to be one of the reviewers for Ivory's restaurant - my Kruegers are establishing a habit of autonomously shortening their timelines dfkjsdf)
It was only natural, then, that Ivory invited Cassandra out to breakfast - the literal morning after hooking up with Eva. 😮💨
Ivory just takes gorgeous women out as an excuse to get pictures of Experimental Dishes and do research for work - she just earned the Workaholic lifestyle and it makes so much sense.
(She Dip Kissed Cass with a drink in her hand and it was just so... her.)
It seemed as though Cassandra missed Ivory just as much as she missed her, because she was instantly receptive to all of Ivory's questions about her relationship status, her thoughts on open relationships and her goals, etc. etc. etc. When Ivory asked Cass her opinion on Eva, Cass was all smiles - and the literal minute I clicked "Go Home" and the event ended, Ivory got this text message:
And that just sealed it, to be honest!
From there, it was as simple as setting up a Dynamic for the three of them in my WickedWhims settings to disable Jealousy (I didn't have the time to deal with OpenLoveLife's poly settings omg) and let Ivory and Eva take the reins from there! If I had a Youtube channel I'd have been talking you all through this as it played, so bear with my nerdy ass as I describe how it happened story-wise dkfjhsd ~
The three of them ended up "gOiNg OuT tO pArTy" in Windenburg the same night (as I said... I'm impatient) and right off the bat, Eva made good use of that "no Jealousy" rule. She and Ivory circled a very confused Cassandra, who was still processing the fact that the two women who had very boldly asked her out back-to-back
one.) knew each other and two.) were both looking at her with "I'm going to Ruin You in the Best Way Possible" eyes 👀
Eva produced a single rose, and Cassandra looked at Ivory like "... is this for real?"
And when I tell you Ivory looked at her like this.
... hell, I want her to top me. Can I say that? Is that legal?
What progressed was them literally autonomously making out and flirting with each other all night ~*~* in tha club *~*~ and when I tell you I'm so genuinely upset that I couldn't make these shots work as an individual post at all, but I think they look SO GOOD HERE?
Like, have you ever seen a Sim more down for this than Eva??? She's become one of my favorite townies and I have never touched her with a thousand foot pole... solely because I never play in Windenburg dfksdhj. I have been missing out and so are you all omg
From that night, I literally just started decorating their apartment as you see it here. (MDNI with that post just because it has the minutest of Cassandra side nip but still) because, say it with me now... I'm impatient.
With limited playtime and "I look at this too long"itis affecting Ivory's small Fashion District apartment, I moved these three in the night after they started dating djhsfh
Below are some highlights of gameplay that I once again could not make work in a post by themselves... and now love what I've done with them and think they look great in the body of this post tf :/
(I didn't realize I took so little pictures of Cassandra... especially when I'm admittedly so obsessed with the make-over I gave her dskjdf)
Throughout this time, Ivory began filming herself cooking and uploading the videos to SimTube - it gained her a good bit of fame, and after advancing to Level 9 in the Chef career, she reached Level 2 Celebrity status within a week! (It took an exhausting amount of replying to comments and dealing with laggy cooking livestreams, omg)
Throughout this process, all three of them were constantly popping diaper thought bubbles - Ivory for sure had baby fever, because the minute she would come home from work and interact with her partners, she'd start thinking about lil nooboos!
I didn't know, however, that both Ivory and Eva had really low fertility - 20% and 30% respectively! (In my games, couples can have biological children regardless with a system of random rolls I developed before the Science Baby update: Eva rolled as Can Become Pregnant whereas Ivory and Cassandra rolled Can Get Others Pregnant. Which yes means that if Ivory and Cassandra wanted to have a genetic child they'd need to have a Science Baby, no it makes no sense, I know)
Eva had the Would Be Happy to Have A Child trait, and it absolutely wrecked her every time she failed to conceive. I was trying to track her fertility, get them goin' on the right days, and none of it was working. (This was before I figured out their fertility rate.)
So I -- can you believe this -- got impatient and cheated their fertility rates to 80% and 75% respectively, had them use the straight-up Try for Baby interaction instead of relying on them to abuse WickedWhims, and sent Ivory off to work with my fingers crossed.
Ivory came back from work with a promotion to Level 10, Celebrity Chef, and some fantastic news from her girlfriend. 🥹
(whom she proceeded to autonomously massage & snuggle tf out of 🥹🥹🥹)
The cats totally sensed that Eva was pregnant, okay, it was adorable. Dolce (her Yorkie) followed her around even more, and throughout the days as Ivory climbed the ranks of stardom (she's so close to getting her restaurant and that Third Rank!) and Cassandra made more and more breakthroughs...
Well...
We pick up after that bassinet there has already been sold, friends! 😉 If you made it this far, bless you for puttin' up with me absolutely rambling about my silly little gameplay - I really enjoyed revisiting this side of their story, and I was so frustrated that I just couldn't figure out how to work it into that ~ Tumblr Gameplay Styling ~ that I prefer for my posts hrrrr
Hopefully this helps to streamline the Kruegers gameplay, and gives us more context for following the story of our Gen 3 Heir! 🥹 I'm hoping to do a more posed/gameplay story-based feel for his chapter, and I'm so excited to introduce you guys to him. :') I am genuinely going to try and be as linear with his ass as possible... at least, when he gets to Young Adult sdkfjdsf
Have a cookie, baby, you've earned it! 🍪🍪🍪
#;tjol+#ts4#ts4 legacy#sim: ivory#sim: eva#sim: cassandra goth#oh man this got... LONG. i did not expect that so i will definitely be summarizing this in bullet points later omg kgfddfkj#this is absolutely inspired by the brilliant minds of brandy softpine and cinamun and kurt zombietrait and olli lucidicer and#river mattodore and all my brilliant simblr fellow creatives who so clearly love their pixels okay#i could not make ANY of these pictures work for some reason and now i'm staring at them like... wow i love my gameplay#and i hate that i couldn't make them work but i kind of... love them laid out like this#cassandra is literally baby's favorite mom so idk why she doesn't feature more but kjhdf i promise she's like the center of ivory and eva's#fcking worlds#the game keeps thinking they're all cheating on one another its hilarious#they have so many miletones while they're all kissin' each others cheeks in the kitchen#i have so many more tags but i must away!!! i will be back but ENJOY I LOVE YOU IF YOU READ THIS AND I LOVE YOU REGARDLESS MWAH MWAH
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hands down my favorite part of brindleton bay has to be the low poly deco sims off in the distance
#river dipping#brindleton bay deserved to sweep that best world poll for this alone like i love them.... they are all my friends...#also i decided not to cheat his skills so i'm still here playing julian while watching jerma play until dawn
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dude imagine vance leaving you for johnny silverhand though. like the tags y'all left on that post said girl you might as well move out of night city for better dating prospects if this 10 is going for the 4 that is johnny fucking silverhand
#this happened to river he just doesnt know it#my post#MAN WAIT THAT SOUNDS LIKE VANCE IS CHEATING ON RIVER#no no. river is aware that vance has other inputs#among them kerry#just....not that one of them is johnny silverhands engram. because thats a lot to deal with#silvervance
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Genuinely hoping that whatever was going on between Darren and Malakai in the Heartbreak High s2 trailer was just Malakai trying to help Darren out with smth because I refuse to believe that Darren would cheat on Ca$h - especially not with Malakai (who would definitely find doing smth like that wrong)
#heartbreak high#darren rivers#malakai mitchell#ca$h piggott#darren x ca$h#they wouldn't dare fuck up this couple after the heartwarming emotional journey that they've been through#i will literally explode#Also there is no way that Malakai would just allow someone to cheat on their partner with him#like there's no way this man would find that ethically or morally right
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Damp, cool, and overcast are the prevailing themes of this year's fall season. But even on the darkest of days, nature's inner light cannot be denied. On days like this, as a photographer, I get the benefit of longer exposure shots, which make the colors of the fall forest all the more vivid, expressive, and moody. My early morning hike in Cheat River Canyon reminded me how mist, carotenoids, sandstone, and moss can cast a magical spell that brings joy even on the darkest days.
#appalachia#vandalia#west virginia#flora#fall#coopers rock state forest#cheat river canyon#cheat canyon#cheat river#allegheny mountains#chestnut ridge#leaf color#mist#eastern teaberry#connequenessing sandstone#moss
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have you heard The Garden by Crane Wives? Because I think it’s a very paracold song (it specifically makes me think of your ‘love me like a fawn’ fic).
(this is Sal btw, asking from main cuz Tumblr still doesn’t let you ask from sideblogs lol)
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oh my gosh, i have heard that song but i hadn't thought of it as paracold for some reason... i actually put it on the little fanmix i made for minotaur-asterion's skepticold fic, "i'll show you where the garden grows"
(i have a bit of an expanded paracold playlist that i put "canary in a coal mine" on, though >_>)
but omg i hadn't been thinking about it at all in the context of "love me like a fawn" which. yeah. i can 100% see it now. *___* thank you so much for pointing that out to me, it works shockingly well.
#THIS SONG GETS TO BE FOR TWO OF MY COLD SHIPS NOW#metaphor is an opportunist song btw#and in a sadder way so is empty page#drown you out is a broken song#hollow moon is a paranoid song and arguably the wolf is a cold song#daydreamer could be contrarian? down the river could be cheated maybe?#now i am just listening to so much crane wives LOL#paracold#skepticold#slay the princess#the crane wives
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🌅 Lush Idol Springs - Relaxing Riverside 🗿
The crackle of a campfire and the sparkle of a flowing river are a paradoxical, yet inviting, pair of sounds. Stay cool and refreshed in the great outdoors as you enjoy the cookout.
photos by CatbatQuartet
#Spyro The Dragon#Spyro Soundscapes#Spyro#Soundscapes#is using something that only exists in the space during the Leaving Level cutscene quote unquote ''cheating''?#No. And i have to be actively convincing myself of this obvious fact every moment that this is on my mind#so that i don't get Mad and Upset that i did it ''wrong''#it's better and more interesting like this nthan if i'd tried to only work with the river and little waterfall and the bugs anyway.#quewi#Ripto's Rage Soundscapes
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ITS THURSDAY OR AS I LIKE TO CALL IT FRIDAY
(double image for size's sake.)
@original-character-championship I'm a bit early because I'm gonna go to bed and don't wanna be late so its FRIDAYSWEEP TIME!!!
In Bracket C's second half, coming in hot at number 161, it's FRIDAY BAINES! Ultimate normal girl of all time forever. Vote for her okay?
heres her and her gf cass who she likes to torment by saying absolute nonsense and never elaborating. together they're the main characters of (very very theoretically and nowhere near soon) upcoming rpgmaker-style horror game IT'S FREE REAL ESTATE, also known as freal for short. <3
what's that? you want to see more of her? well i'm glad you asked! HERE is her toyhouse profile, though it's pretty minimal in terms of information because well. spoilers. As for other stuff, HERE's a playlist, HERE's an aesthetic board, and HERE's my tag for her on my oc sideblog.
If you love her even a fraction as much as I do, you'll vote FRIDAY BAINES on this weeks episode of ORIGINAL CHARACTER CHAMPIONSHIP. thank you for your time. <3
#oc tag#FRIDAYSWEEP!#original character championship#original-character-championship#am i doing the propaganda thing right.#my ultimate dream is for there to be a friday vs river mothpile death battle.#i think they would get up to some kind of absolute nonsense together.#anyway. if you got this far in the tags.#as a fun little bonus game:#freal was originally a fanfiction. if you can guess what for/what character friday originally was. i will draw you something.#only the first person to figure it out though. and NO CHEATING if you already know#ok i think thats all.#161 Friday Baines
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#its 2009 and you are logging in the Warrior Cats text RP forum#last night you stayed up late watching supernatural and now you discussing homosexual tension of destiel and planning to attack River clan#with your bro who you'll see at school Monday morning and will be trying to figure out how to cheat on a Math test together again#i dont know if you are following me here but i'm so glad that we still keep in touch. kissing you my old friend#❤️ (felt very nostalgic drawing these idiots)
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