*over coms on a mission*
Clint: Belova, you put the ‘ass’ in assassin
Yelena: You are married, Barton
Clint: I meant that as an insult
Yelena: I have to tell Laura, we are friends. This is wildly inappropriate. I have a fabulous rear, but it is not for you to comment
Nat: There’s two asses in assassin because you’re both pains in mine!
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Emily, in a high voice, holding barbie: hey ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career!
Morgan, in a deep voice, holding ken: nonsense, barbie. you're staying home and having my kids
Reid: what the fuck are you guys doing?
Emily: playing systemic oppression
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two idiots and their handler
this is the best group dynamic and you literally cant tell me I'm wrong.
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The best screencap ever imo
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🫂
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smiles & giggles
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TWST Incorrect quotes#194 Vil Is angy
Rook: I’ll speak French between your legs~*Looks between You and Vil*
Vil"That’s the hottest thing I’ve ever been told…"
Mal: I’m just picturing someone screaming “BONJOUR” at a penis…
Yuu,Ace & Floy: SACRE BLEU MADEMOISELLE VAGINA HON HON HON TITTY CROISSANTS!
Epel*Wheezing, chocking on his lunch* TITTY CROISSANTS-
Vil: None of you should ever be having sex…
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I still have Trephacard brain rot.
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🔥🔥This Trio🔥🔥
Bill:
🎶I can see you from behind🎶
Core:
🎶You can hear me in your mind🎶
Collector:
🎶Run so fast as you can go
Time will catch you before you know🎶
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Are you afraid of the dark?
Are you scared?
He-he you know
I am YOU!😈
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Underrated Soul Eater trio.
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Me and Astarion in between battles: *sipping tea and shitty wine* if i got to bang anyone in this camp it'd be Gale
Gale watching from the treeline: damn those two are clearly flirting and talking about how much they hate me, valid
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OBX 3x01 - Poguelandia
This scene made me laugh when I first saw it. JJ and Cleo are the ones who will fuck shit up in order to get answers about Kie, and then sweet Sarah comes in with her pepper sauce bottle.
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Hades: How late were you up last night?
Demeter & Hera, *in tandem*: Me?
Hades: No, not you two. You stay up late all the time.
Hades, *to Poseidon*: You.
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