Random TOH AU where Darius, upon his mentor’s death, discovered the secret of the Golden Guards (aka, grimwalkers), goes a little crazy and runs away with baby Hunter. Eberwolf is skeptical but agrees to help him, and the two of them enlist Raine as well. They almost get away with it, but Lilith catches them. In the spur of the moment, she panics and shoves them out a hidden escape route. The only place they can think of to go is Eda’s house. Therefore, Elder Hexside Gang (and Eberwolf) raises Hunter together.
Lilith: Oh my Titan, I can’t believe I just did that.
Raine: Why did you just do that?
Lilith: I don’t know!! Why did I just do that?!
Darius, who’s clutching the next generation of baby grimwalker to his chest: Could we do a little less talking and a little more running, perhaps?!
Lilith: I’m having a crisis of conscience here!
Eberwolf: *shoving her from behind* Do it on the move!
One escape sequence later…
Hooty, sticking his head through Eda’s window: Edaaaaaaa!!!!
Eda: *sleepy owl grumbles*
Hooty: Edaaaaaa! You have visitorsssssss!
Eda: I really don’t give a-
Hooty: Hey, isn’t one of them your ex? And they have a baby!
Eda, shooting out of bed: They have a wHA-
*Eda opens the door to Darius and Eber arguing with an increasingly hysterical Lilith and Raine standing awkwardly by, holding baby Hunter*
Eda: …
Raine: Hi?
Eda: I have questions.
Inspired by this art by Tess_Bee🐝✨ on Twitter
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Jackie decided to show Nori the city and one of the memorials they had build for him.
Nori: Isn't that disrespectful?
Jackie: Ya realise that its a memorial for me, right? Don't worry chiquita, its cool.
The chaos twins wanted to be on the pictures too.
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Hey chaos gang, are our DnD campaign plans still a thing?
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I think that depending on the circumstances, running races in between the Chaos Gang will have wildly different results
Like if they're all running on two legs, Sapphire will be somewhere in the middle. Pancake and Games are out front, Churro is slightly ahead of Sapphire, and then Willow, Vesper, Echo and Swift are behind her.
Sometimes though, Sapphire starts running like a maniac and everyone is left in the dust. When they finally catch up they say something along the lines of "that was really fast" and Sapphire laughs absent-mindedly and looks behind her,even though there's no-one there.
And sometimes they're mean and cheat by flying or switching to quadriplegic running (Echo) and then the only person Sapphire’s in front of is Willow.
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By the way. We're all in agreement that John WAS shot when the compound got gunned down, right?
People could see him. People knew who he was. No way nobody shot him, no way all those bullets missed. He was high on adrenaline, and already juiced up enough that he regenerated his wounds as he was being shot.
Also, obviously, this is why the Houses don't use guns.
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Litterally, every single character in the Mario games is just a different type of cat.
Mario:
Luigi:
Princess Peach:
Toad:
Princess Daisy:
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